Turned On: Dirty Sexy Money - S01E08 (w/ Tro)

CARWASH! Sexy boy and cringe couch virgin Tro joins Sam on the couch for a READ of this week's Turned On: Dirty Sexy Money. And its a big one! The penultimate (maybe) episode is packed full of drama, storms outs and receipts! Will Darius consent to having his voice played on a show that he’s already in? All that and some Drag Race Down Under vs The World tea over on UNCUT.

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:07

This podcast was produced on the land of the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin Nation.

SPEAKER_02 0:15

Welcome to Australia!

SPEAKER_01 0:20

Someone who is such a connoisseur of reality television. The content is hideous.

SPEAKER_02 0:24

So sorry about this. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 0:26

Oh my god. We've got a freshie on the couch, folks.

SPEAKER_01 0:31

Welcome, the official true. How are you? It's nice to be here. I feel like you've gotten me into so many shows that it's about time I could talk about them. I've been messaging people saying, watch this, watch this. They're like, I'm busy, I'm busy. Like, no, you're not. No, no, no, you don't understand. Whatever you've got going on, it's not more important than having to have this conversation about this show with you.

SPEAKER_00 0:51

Don't worry, on my show, I'm not gonna get you to refill my drink constantly. I'm not gonna yell at you and make you talk about it.

SPEAKER_01 0:57

My RSA expired too long ago to be doing that on camera. Oh, well, that's obvious.

SPEAKER_00 1:00

Um Ms. Simone uh you think does not need an RSA. No, she needs more than that.

SPEAKER_01 1:06

I'm just gonna hate about your podcast is I see too many people shoes on the couch.

SPEAKER_00 1:12

Oh, yeah, okay. We've got so some of the girlies that come on are shoes off, and some are shoes on.

SPEAKER_01 1:17

No, I'm a gay with something to say, so you get in our that I like this. It means You know a gay is important when they're like sitting unconventionally on something that does not need it. There is, I could sit normally. I know.

SPEAKER_00 1:28

And look by the end of the pod, you might be wearing nothing at all.

SPEAKER_01 1:30

A bit of free uh bottom fruit socks.

SPEAKER_00 1:33

Free piggy content.

SPEAKER_01 1:34

Just a little preview. Little preview, maybe put that on the Patreon. Sure. Blur the feet if you're gonna post that clip. And then they have to go to the Patreon and pay you some money to see your Pokemon. Maybe a pinky. There's a hole in this software. That's embarrassing.

SPEAKER_00 1:48

We will be doing we will be doing an uncut section at the end. Yeah, with the feet uncut. What are we gonna talk about? Drag race, Darland. It's about to happen. We might do a little bit of tea on that.

SPEAKER_01 2:00

I've been given a set of things to plug.

SPEAKER_00 2:02

You've got key messages. I've got a script.

SPEAKER_01 2:05

Yep. I've been advised. I'm PR trained.

SPEAKER_00 2:06

By the boss. What what is your official role in uh Simone Industries Incorporated?

SPEAKER_01 2:12

I feel like I've done I think I could fake a resume so well. I've I've flown to LA to do drag conventions, I've been standing like behind cameras, mouthing words, I've been proofreading emails, I've been listening to gossip, I've been rhinestoning fucking dresses. I had shoulder surgery. Still had to rhinestones.

SPEAKER_00 2:30

So people assume you're the partner.

SPEAKER_01 2:31

Well, like carrying because we own a house together. Oh, and we've lived together for nearly 10 years. Okay. So you basically. So it's like platonic partnership. Yeah. So it's almost like a like a lavender map. That doesn't work because we're both. I'm in a lavender marriage with Art Simone. And then I obviously step out of because we don't do any, we have separate bedrooms. So it's like I'm in a lavender marriage with a dragon. That's how it works.

SPEAKER_00 2:57

The rumours have been um the the myths have been busted.

SPEAKER_01 3:01

But no, we've done so much and we've been through like, oh my god. Like I was so surprised when this came around because after the first run, it was a never again. Oh, that really was a rough spot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think time did its thing. Like maybe it was a good that it took so long. The real ones, no. Yeah. What's up?

SPEAKER_00 3:20

Time happened, and I think the kick on skill is the you know, the yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:26

It's and I'm so glad Kickons is back. Things are like this is it's a different format, it's a different, you know, vibe. So I think that how vibe vibe. Oh shit. How lucky, how lucky to be vibe and everyone's talking about the vibes.

SPEAKER_00 3:39

That is well we'll get back to that in uncut, but uh that's not even what we're here to talk about. No, we are here to talk about the Stan original series turned on sexy dirty money. I have a little uh rant I need to do at the top, which is Stan. Come on, dolls. What's happening at Stan? So so last week, it was episode seven, they they did a pr they issued a press release in May. I didn't see that. The 20th of May. Because I've seen it all in the last 48 hours. New eight-part series. Yeah. So you know, I thought, well, that's a pretty safe bet if it's in a fucking press release. So as a podcaster, uh professional that I am, you've done your due diligence. Did my due diligence done your research? I thought from the horse's mouth was probably a good enough thing. So I scheduled eight guests for eight weeks to do fucking eight episodes, you know, bar the forgetting the bit where they put two out in a week and whatever. We figured it out. Anyway, then friend of the pod Quinn, hey girl, wrote in last week and was like, oh no, you've got it all wrong. There's one more episode. She just messaged me directly. Well, I did. Yeah. Stan never wrote back.

SPEAKER_01 4:51

Because I uh she's got more to do with it than just being part of it, doesn't she? She feels like she's running the show. Like a bit of confession, bit of I I know Quinn's listening. Yeah, oh. She's smart, um she was gonna be a doctor or no PhD doctor, or she is smart. Smart girl. At first I didn't know. I was like on the fence with her. Like, are you a bitch or is it the fact that you're a woman? Is it the patriarchy has taught me? You know what I mean? And her boss and her assistant. When a woman's a boss, we're we're sort of told that they're a bitch. But like, no, no, no, no, no. Actually, as the show has gone on, I'm seeing her playing 4D chess, checkers upside down, popping out a baby midseason, no worries. Especially as of last episode, and then confirmed by this episode, I'm 100% Tim Quinn. Like, I'm like, you, you are, you're not a bitch, you are you are the bitch. I would never fight you, I would never argue with you. If you need a PA, I'm available. I'll have my law degree in another two years. Hit me up. Simone might not be through that, but who cares? Quinn Quinn knows what's going on. Like, Quinn can hire both of us.

SPEAKER_00 5:54

Yeah. And look, it has nothing to do with the fact that she will clean the park. I don't care.

SPEAKER_01 5:58

I will I will work for Quinn.

SPEAKER_00 5:59

If she needs someone to clean the park, I will come to that beautiful Hinterland property. Plural.

SPEAKER_01 6:05

If you need a car wash scene with us, hey. If if anyone in Melbourne or Geelong has a car that I can physically climb on and spread eagle while washing and being filmed, hit me up because I've always wanted to do that. Like that's a photo shoot I've got in my head. Like we always back in my day when I used to do the modeling, that was one of my like I wanted to do that. I never got the opportunity. People would be like, Oh no, my cars are blah blah blah. You can't touch the hood or like whatever. I'm like, no, no, no. So someone with some Range Rover deep thing, let me is this plate?

SPEAKER_00 6:37

It's oh you wish, yeah. The you wish mobile, now in hot pink, yeah, yeah, map.

SPEAKER_01 6:42

Like just yeah, that photo shoot. I was all for that. That's I was all for it. That's exactly what I would have done.

SPEAKER_00 6:47

Um yeah, so little bone to pick with Stan, because I'm like, when does this show fucking end? Even at the end of this episode, it's just like next time. It doesn't say like on the gripping can fucking come on.

SPEAKER_01 6:58

They really like Stan should understand marketing by now. Ask Quinn.

SPEAKER_00 7:03

I will.

SPEAKER_01 7:04

Stan, get in touch with Quinn. I will Quinn ask her how to ask her how to promo. She will tell me when it's over.

SPEAKER_00 7:09

Even the episode name. So this episode is called The Proof is in the playback, right? Which is what last week's episode was called last week, but now they've changed that to destination drama. Like no one's paying attention.

SPEAKER_01 7:23

I'm sorry, Stan, I'm paying attention. Okay, so someone did mess up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:28

It's like they ordered eight episodes and got nine, and they're like, fuck. Yeah. Means they got more than they were bargaining for, I guess. Maybe they got yeah. That's good business. They got more out of the dog. Do you reckon there'll be another season? If Quinn has anything to do with it, yes. I hope so. It takes a little while for these things to warm up.

SPEAKER_01 7:48

So do I as well. And like the first episode, I was like, a bit. Yeah. But then they've obviously gone away. There's been that gap. So I feel like that first episode was just a pitch. And in between that pitch, I could imagine Quinn, even though she was pregnant the whole time, was typing away, coming up with stories. Because in episode two and onwards, it just went. So I was I was on I was on the fence about Quinn and the show, episode one. But then coming back that six months later, yeah, some stuff happened. I think I can see having been behind the scenes, not directly, obviously, but like on so many reality type things, you kind of get an understanding of how things work. And I could see so many things.

SPEAKER_00 8:29

I want a show like this, but with gay boys.

SPEAKER_01 8:31

Oh my god, with iFan. Like Quinn, would you I will I will help you manage the men's section?

SPEAKER_00 8:35

If we do a men's version of the show, I think it would be very funny.

SPEAKER_01 8:39

Yep, yep. Quinn needs to do her like break-off where she opens a men's division. Yes, bring me in. And she's looking for expansion. I would love to be managing a bunch of gold coast rat bag frat boys. Like I'll be their manager, but then Quinn can be like Trading Gangbang? Yeah, yeah. Quinn can be like the boss and I'll like babysit them. Um that'd make a lot of money. Yeah. I'm available, I'm available, Quinn. I'm saying I'm ready to go.

SPEAKER_00 9:05

Uh, let's get into this episode. But before we do, reminder to send me voicemails. Hit the little button, tell me how you feel about this show. Who knows? Maybe I'll play it on the show.

SPEAKER_01 9:16

So I've got so many friends that hate me because I keep telling them voicemails. About this show, yeah. I love it.

SPEAKER_00 9:20

I know I've really upset some people. I'm like, you have to, and they're like, upset them. Um so we start with Ruby D Varb is feeling emotionally drained. Um her and Mia have been on a roller coaster this season, and I thought they'd finally figured it out, but Sims, no.

SPEAKER_01 9:41

No, and like the only bad thing about Ruby deciding to up and go was that we don't get her for the rest of the episode. Which generally would have loved the job.

SPEAKER_00 9:51

I'm not mad about it because it's good to because at the end of this episode, they kind of do for a moment anyway, get a bit combayar. And so it's good to have someone missing for that so that when they come back, I'm just thinking like a producer.

SPEAKER_01 10:04

But I was up, I was upset about Ruby being so upset because I I do kind of I've liked her, I've been consistently team Ruby throughout. Yeah, like when she's had her little moments, you're like, yeah, babe, we've we've all been there, we've all fucked up. She's not tying them up a little bit, but there was a bit of a she seemed to apologize, she seemed to be like, Oh, I've messed up, unlike the other side of the story. So, like to me, I'm like, I I get her. I think I've been Ruby, where yeah you've got your good intentions, but yep, you've pissed some people off, you've burnt some bridges. But like, I feel like she genuinely actually wants to be in a good head space. Yeah. So her up and leaving, I'm like, that's pro that's probably good. Because otherwise the episode would have just been her crying for 45 minutes. And that was last episode. So as much as I love her, I couldn't do her crying for 45 minutes.

SPEAKER_00 10:48

And hate to see you go, but love to watch you leave. Do you see that arsenal? Those shorts. I was like, Ruby. Those shorts way to exit.

SPEAKER_01 10:57

I was I was like, is she gonna put her this is oh my god, how how how bad do I say? Is that young lady going to put some pants on before she walks out that house? They're up in the wherever they are. That's gotta be cold.

SPEAKER_00 11:07

Well, she was in a rush to pack. It's gotta be chilly. She was like, Oh, you know what? I'm actually gonna leave. So didn't have time to put some pants on. But hey, with a booty like that, but also fuck yeah, I'm not gonna bring her down for this.

SPEAKER_01 11:19

I'm actually quite impressed. Did you see what car she drives?

SPEAKER_00 11:21

No, I didn't clock the car.

SPEAKER_01 11:22

It's a little fucking Toyota Hyundai thing that looks like 20 minutes. Oh, that's right.

SPEAKER_00 11:25

They've had it in the show before. It's because she's like the real one. But like it's like cut between that and then the you wish mobile.

SPEAKER_01 11:32

Because like knowing where she's sitting in all these things, you can kind of work out what she's earning monthly. Yeah. Each month she could be buying a car.

SPEAKER_00 11:40

Well, there's people that she's smart with money and pocket it, and there's people that buy the you wish mobile.

SPEAKER_01 11:45

Because during the scenes um of her house, um, you're kind of like, this house seems kind of modest. Yeah. For someone that could be earning, but you're like, I I so I'm I'm like, I think she's one of these like smart girls with money. She's setting us up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like I kind of love that they left in her getting into the I want to say I don't know Cars. No, to be honest. I'm gonna say Toyota adjacent. A little little four-door thing, a little bait bait, little you know, navy blue, bit of bit of scuffs on the paint. But like, I'm I like that. I like that she's a she's a ruby of she keeps it real, she keeps it real. She's also a circus girly. Oh, is she? Yeah, have you crossed paths?

SPEAKER_00 12:19

No, but like I'll I'll I'll teach her. Like next season, we can't use the circus coach, yeah, but um, we get flashbacks to Hayley last week setting the record straight. I didn't say that I regretted choosing you. No, but she didn't.

SPEAKER_01 12:37

No, apparently. But then ah am I I'm gonna just swear on this. Fucking Mia. Yeah, she keeps doing the whole like because you can tell Mia's trying to self-produce a lot on this show. Yes, not very well. So, like, she started in law school, dropped out of law school to OnlyFans. Probably a good decision. Because she can't parallels between. She can't lie. I did the opposite. She can't, she can't lie, and the way that she's trying to self-produce, she's not thinking too far ahead. Yeah. So, like, you can see that I, in my mind, I think Mia believes she's running this show. I think during filming, she was like, nah, I'm totally gonna come out of this, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Because in hindsight, if I was Mia, I would have shut my mouth up two episodes ago. Because the more she's doing it in these little interviews, the more I'm like, no. Like this one, she does she does the roll the tapes thing. But I'm like, no, no, no, Mia, do not ask them to roll. You are the last person who wants them to roll the tapes because gee mm.

SPEAKER_00 13:37

Well, she gives some fabulous confessionals, and then in the scene, she's there kind of just like this, like, uh she's like, Well, I'm ready to fight that bitch. Yeah, and then cut to her, like, okay. No, no, no, cut to her that.

SPEAKER_01 13:49

Yeah. She got Invisalign in or something. The veneers are just that. Yeah, the veneers are big. And and then because she's had the no, no, we're not gonna do that. No, what are we not doing? We're not gonna talk about their like their appearance. It's a choice. But it just feels a bit weird. Okay, it feels a bit weird because we can talk about a lot more without mentioning her appearance.

SPEAKER_00 14:08

My partner just got an Invisalign, so that's why I was saying, like, it's that saliva thing. No, one of one of the people that's cutting. Are you joking? She's all of the women on this show are gorgeous, yeah, but not body shaming anyway.

SPEAKER_01 14:20

I just wish her lip filler was just that slight bit smaller so that it could close a bit better over the veneers, and the veneers were shaved down just a little bit because she is she's the most beautiful one on there. We're not doing this, but no, we're not see what I mean, but like um, I've got a friend who's a cosmetic injector, we've had heaps of conversations. Dr. Adina has got a good price. No, I'm joking. I love her. As soon as I see something on TV now, I'm kind of like looking at like, oh yeah, they've had that, and that da da da da because I'm it's just G C I'm planning what I'm gonna get. Like, I'm I'm window shopping. Yeah, totally. Yep, yeah. So let's all go to Dr. Adina.

SPEAKER_00 14:53

Oh, bitch, I'm working on it. Ruby is done. Yeah. D-O-N-E with we are first five minutes. She's slightly yeah, we're in the first five minutes. She's like, there's no coming back from this. No, it's over. Uh so we cut to this awkward breakfast moment. So the twins feature in, and I love that you are on board with my hate train of the twins.

SPEAKER_01 15:11

Um I've changed it a little bit though. Okay. Did you know that one of them is dating a woman? Oh, so now she's cool? A little bit. A little bit. No, because that does add some points. It's because I didn't find anything about them that's like, yep, cool. I'm actually sure. They're pretty, they're rich, they wear, they always look great, they've got good taste. They have great.

SPEAKER_00 15:33

Okay, I'm like, if I'm coming to talk about the girls, the girls are gonna be out. I did the cleavage. Every confession. I'm very distracted by this cleavage.

SPEAKER_01 15:41

Cleavage and a statement P. So this isn't Van Cleef, but it is it is Valentino, which the girls have a really nice set in one of where they think they've got the matching recognition of the shoes.

SPEAKER_00 15:51

So, like I'm the Ruby, I've got some ho a homemade pillow.

SPEAKER_01 15:54

Yeah, but like this is every confessional. And like, I'm I'm just like slip, slip, slip. Like, as a gay man, I want to see a nip slip.

SPEAKER_00 16:03

That surely has there not been so many of those confessionals, you're like, it's yeah, but all that all they did this episode was um eat awkwardly, and it would cut to them just being like, mmm, catering. They were there for the catering.

SPEAKER_01 16:15

During during the dinner, the best line of the whole season has been like risotto. Risotto. One of the most epic moments that we've seen on TV this year, completely hit it, and one of them's just like, Well, I haven't eaten yet. What is it? And you know what? Would be me. I relate because I would be sitting there the whole argument. I'd be like, I'd be like, Can I get some of those tater tots? Like, it's been 45 minutes since dinner was served, and I have not had a bite. Nobody's because you never want to be the first person to scoop. Well, but I'd be eyeing off the tater tots being like, I'm fucking. I will be the first person to scoop. Okay, great. I'll come to dinner with you then because you started eating everything.

SPEAKER_00 16:53

Yeah, so the twins, it's tense, the twins have blank faces on, which is just their normal state. And you know what? Quinn's over it. She's like, fuck this drama. I want the girlies to play nice. I've had it with my girls. Uh, and then this is when Ruby announces she's leaving and struts out with her ass out. Yep, in those great beauty shots. And then we do need to discuss though, Chloe. All of a sudden, Ruby's best friend again. When I'm like, bitch, two weeks ago, you were like so ready to she was like leave Ruby because she did one thing in a group. But she's that she's like, oh doll, are you okay to drive? Yeah, you're gonna be okay. I'm like, don't you pretend to care about her now, Chloe?

SPEAKER_01 17:36

I'm I'm gonna give Chloe the benefit of doubt and say the the meltdown, the the lecture was the play up and the friendship's genuine, sure, but the bit of an overreaction for the cameras of the like the drama because like I'm really upset with you. Yeah, I feel like because I I'd hope so, because uh other than that, they do seem to genuinely be friends. So I'm trying to like that's nice, yeah. It works better in my head. I think you're right. I want Ruby to have people around her that are yeah looking after her.

SPEAKER_00 18:04

They've all got like TV training wheels on too. So some of the scenes are a bit clunky, like where they're like talking about like a little bit where they're like, um, you know, maybe you should tell her that you're upset about something, and it's a bit like I've heard you said this.

SPEAKER_01 18:20

Um it's very that it's it's allegedly other shows that I can't tell you what they're called, but you know, producers come out and be like, Ask her about her dead mum.

SPEAKER_00 18:29

Yeah, she's probably going this week, so let's get your dead mum bit out.

SPEAKER_01 18:34

Ask her about her dead mum. So when she cries in the camera, it looks fucking horrific. Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_00 18:41

My favourite is that when they're doing like the mirror talk, real talk, and they do the classic one, which is like coming out stories or like uh someone someone gives the revelation that they have a bad relationship with their dad, and it's like just always in that part of makeup that nobody should see, and you're like, Don't do that, yeah, don't do that.

SPEAKER_01 19:01

Don't ruin the illusion. Yeah, don't get this on. Don't ruin the illusion.

SPEAKER_00 19:04

So then we cut to uh some socials content, Dave. Yeah, theme is sexy car wash. Love it. I love that Quinnix is so good. I love Quinnyx Blains to us. She's like, This is to drive people to only events of social. And I'm like, that's pretty much what this whole show is, you know?

SPEAKER_01 19:18

Yeah, and also, do you reckon a little bit was that she'd driven up that mountain and her car was a bit dirty, and Quinn was like, This is not smart.

SPEAKER_00 19:26

Mia Shady Bitch, she's like, I'm a little bit worried about the car with some of these bitches on top of it. I was like, oh well, maybe maybe her car. I wouldn't be getting on the you wish mobile. No, even though it's a sturdy, you know, it's like a monster truck.

SPEAKER_01 19:43

No, I I did love that scene, and like I said, part of me was like, That's fun. It's fun, it's fun, and I love the monster. No wet in the hair. Truly, we can't we're not reshooting this. No, but but like that like that's Quinn, right? Like she's planned this. Like, I mean, I wouldn't be mad if my boss took me to that house, let me have a pizza party, I'd work in the morning. If there was risotto, I'd wake up in the morning, put on a face and wash a car. Totally, yeah. Done, done. I've done much more for much less. I'm still doing much more for much less. Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_00 20:22

Speaking of kick on kick on's coming to YouTube. Um so the stunt girlies are incoming. Yep. And in the car, Annie tells Lily, an arts and confessional, that things with old mate Henry are not going well. I and told you so.

SPEAKER_01 20:44

When when as soon as he appeared on my screen, I was like, ugh. And then he spoke, and I was like true smudge. And then he just keeps speaking. Ugh.

SPEAKER_00 20:52

Yeah. Um he's like my favorite.

SPEAKER_01 20:57

Like because Annie. She's like my favourite. Well, Annie, any of the things that I'm saying. Because from from the start. She's great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's not, she's she's under no illusion of what she's doing and what it is. And she knows, like, like her and Lily, they know what they're doing. So whether or not I would do it, yeah, doesn't matter. But I can see that they like there's there's the I'll the self-year is doing what they're doing.

SPEAKER_00 21:20

They are living out my fantasy of so like as many tradey loads as possible in one afternoon and making millions from that scene was joking.

SPEAKER_01 21:29

I I love that scene. That that scene deserves an award.

SPEAKER_00 21:31

Yeah, um they so never did that, by the way. Or if they have, they haven't dropped it yet. You gotta believe I've tried to find it. Same.

SPEAKER_01 21:38

I googled it. I was like, I Googled it again, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, I want to see what he's got. Oh my god, I'll watch it. Like to me, I I mean, we all do it right. We all watch a bit of like straight porn every now and then. Surprise, surprise. I am a homosexual. But part of me is like, I I do kind of like watching the top. I don't know if fetish is the right word, but it's like you're not watching it and having a wank. You're like, yeah, but because you know you you do your scrolls and you're like every now and then it might You might go a bit to the left or the right. You're like it's a spectrum. It's just it's interesting to watch. And so like like watching something like this, you know, these these stunt girl stuff, you kind of are curious to like, whatever. Oh yeah. And like, yeah, I would I do it, no, but I love how aware they are of what they're doing. Like they're so open about where going to piss people off to make it happen, etc. etc. So like they do sometimes claim that they're not doing that. Yeah. But I'm like, okay. So I kind of liked the I kind of especially any from the start because she just felt the most authentic from that one. Like any on episode eight is the same as any when she appeared on episode two. So I did kind of like that. But I was so like the drainer of this man.

SPEAKER_00 22:50

So bad. So uh listen to the case. The light in her eyes is diminishing daily being near each other. I got sent an article by Susanna, listener to the pod. Um, thank you, my love. And turns out it's like an article from like seven years ago in The Age, and it was like Henry, blah blah blah, and of course he's got like a famous surname because surprise, surprise, he's like the son of some football chairman or some shit. And I was like, yeah, none of this Geelong Grandma, Geelong Grammar, pumping a man um Nick Brax.

SPEAKER_01 23:22

Well, they study, they they study gambling in Geelong Grammar, I believe. Do they? I think they do. They they study gambling and um and coercion. There you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:31

Allegedly date rape technically. No, but it's giving all of that, it's giving private school boys, doesn't it? Look, love and light to Henry, go and get the help you need, just do it far away from any place.

SPEAKER_01 23:41

The thing, like, like, because they tried to create the sob story about him, but then that conversation in the car where he's like, Oh babe, I want to go work away from you in a mine's for two weeks. That is where I broke. That's where I'm like, I can't. Like, you mean to tell me you have a drinking problem and a gambling problem, and someone just tried to break into your house. I recognize this is after the break-in.

SPEAKER_00 24:03

Yeah, yeah. I can see him in person. What? Or wherever the fuck the mines are, and he's on grinder, he's got a faceless profile, and it's like him in some panties, and it's like P and P.

SPEAKER_01 24:15

So all the sympathy for him and the story they were trying to create went out the window when he's sitting in a car saying, Oh yeah, I want to voluntarily fly to a mine where I'm going to have nothing to do but drink and gamble. The worst. When he's in a better financial situation than any of us will probably ever be in our lives. Um what no, okay, but that's that's not even that wasn't in this episode. We've gone off. No, but but it was like context.

SPEAKER_00 24:42

It's her finally coming to terms with the fact that he's not a reform, he's not a former at he's currently in a live state of addiction, and it's her beautiful blue eyes just losing their life breaks my heart. Uh so the girlies arrive. This is Lily and Annie, and they get the tea. They're like, you know, where the fuck is Ruby? Well, they they get the Mia version.

SPEAKER_01 25:03

They get the Mia version of the tea, which is yes, there is a dumb bitch. There's two versions of this entire show. Sure. They need to re-release that the Mia edition of this show, and it could be about four episodes, and it can be what she thinks happened. I would actually love that. It would be entertaining. It's just her driving around that pink car. But yeah, so so so yeah, the stunt girls arrive and get the Mia version. Mia version.

SPEAKER_00 25:26

And then we get this one little like TikTok of Annie with like so much makeup on. Didn't she clock this? Yeah, it was so weird. Because she's she's like she's not quite understating, but it was like full gish, and then her just like there is a scene somewhere where Annie is completely barefaced, yeah, and she's done it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, she does not need that. No, uh, Mia sits down with the stunt queens, tells them that she is in fact returning to the agency, aka Queen's Cult.

SPEAKER_01 25:59

And the stunt girl's reaction told us everything. Like that was the predicting the outcome of this episode was that moment because both of them literally were like that. Was a genuine, what the fuck is this bitch on about? Because you just know for the last six months, she's been hearing crap day after day. Yeah, yeah. The girls, this, Quinn this, the agency that. You know, she's been doing that. And so imagine you're in the stunt girl situation and you've listened, it's like you listen to someone talk about their deadbeat ex for six months, and they go, So I've actually decided to let it move, but you're like, Yeah, so I'm pregnant, and you're like, you're like, uh You know, there's a term for that.

SPEAKER_00 26:39

It's called an asshole. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:40

So I like when people that ask questions and then they're that's that's a prediction of what's about to come. I think that's our first. And again, you see any and you see those poor blue eyes. It's like she's there was a scene when she was in the car with Mia, and Mia was talking, and the camera, like it could have just been editing, but in my mind, my vision, Mia's talking, and you could see any. It's that meme with all the math. Yeah, like because I think it was just after they'd had the chat about, hey Mia, did you tell Quinn that I was talking shit about her? And and Mia's like, no, oh, I've never. But then I feel like it was later in that episode they're in the shitty pink car. I might have been on the way to get it wrapped or something. And Quinn uh Quinn, oh my god, who the fuck am I talking about? Mia was talking, and Annie was kind of doing that, like, oh, and I'm like, do it, bitch. Yes, yes, two plus two equals four.

SPEAKER_00 27:31

Do you know what I did love? Is they did some little on-screen graphics this week of like the cult, and they put them all in like handmaid's tale things.

SPEAKER_01 27:38

Well, I want that go back, go back stand to that scene like heart and put all the put the equations around all that, but then she gets it wrong at that moment.

SPEAKER_00 27:45

It's fun, they're having some fun with the show. I'm into it. Oh, have more fun. Yeah, totally. Yeah. So Lily's so good, she's like, babe, it's a really shit idea. Yeah, why? She's like, all you've been doing this whole time is talking shit about how horrible quit is. Yeah. Which we may or may not have on tape as well. Yeah. You know, her just being a real bitch.

SPEAKER_01 28:09

I'd be so confused.

SPEAKER_00 28:11

Yeah. But then we hear so then they sort of try to go from A to B in this confessional where Mia's like, look, I may not love every part of this world, but do I love money? Yeah. Yeah. So the story is.

SPEAKER_01 28:28

Which like, okay, okay, fine, be that. If if from the start, if from the start Mia was like, Look, I'm a big fucking bitch, I hate everyone, but I'm just here to get my bag, you'd be like, we get it.

SPEAKER_00 28:39

But you gotta remember as well the dad of it all. She's got three hammer dad issues. Did that even happen? Are you sure? She did not make that up, but if she did, I love I love this tinfoil hat take. Like, if she did, I'll be like, wow, girl.

SPEAKER_01 28:55

I'll actually be like, She's so evil, that's fabulous. It's it's like name three truths she's said this entire season. Love like because everyone, she's telling everyone what she thinks they want to hear, right? Yeah, yeah. Because that that bit of story came in a very convenient time for there to be a bit of softness. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 29:15

Her deck of cards is about to topple, darling. Show me the text, it's all good.

SPEAKER_01 29:20

Speak, I'm not gonna jump ahead, but oh I had so and another thing. No, I drive in, I was like and also like us processing.

SPEAKER_00 29:33

That's fine. This is literally what this podcast is. Yeah, uh, Quint gets um a scary-looking lady with an aura reading camera, yeah, which is very Byron and adjacent.

SPEAKER_01 29:45

Very good at aura reading, aka got a dossier from the producers. What was this?

SPEAKER_00 29:51

Good on her for memorizing that many things though, because that's a big group and she's memorized the story. Well, they were vegas fucked. For some of them, like, you're really passionate. I'm like, bitch, it's like saying you've got a pulse. Like, calm on.

SPEAKER_01 30:03

Checking she was like checking her phone in between scenes. Ah, Quinn, the one with the giant boobs just had a baby. She's the one like, yep, good.

SPEAKER_00 30:11

Yeah, but it's literally like looking, I'm gonna you look like you really enjoy screen.

SPEAKER_01 30:18

Like, wow. Yeah, yeah, Quinn, the lady that paid me and paid me up front, because you know, Quinn would pay up front. She's paying rent.

SPEAKER_00 30:27

She made Stan pay for that kooky lady to come on. Oh my gosh. Smart girl. I I need to take more notes about Quinn. And the holiday house. She was like, if you guys want me to The Holiday House, the rental. That's the holiday house.

SPEAKER_01 30:38

Is it her house? I love that for some of the scenes. Um, we we realise that Quinn's got the pool house and the the main house.

SPEAKER_00 30:44

You're like, that's just the pool house. Do you think Alex and baby Remy are in the pool house and she's popping over to feed in the br in the downtime when they're not car washing? And if they are, good for her.

SPEAKER_02 30:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:58

Because mom needs some time. Totally. Mum is also running the business. So if she needs to pop down to the second house for an Avo, good honour.

SPEAKER_00 31:08

Perfect.

SPEAKER_01 31:08

Good honour.

SPEAKER_00 31:09

Yeah. Yeah. Well, um, so Auras, how on a spectrum of not at all to crystal are you? Oh, yeah. I mean, like, would do you fuck with any spiritual stuff?

SPEAKER_01 31:21

Uh, I admire someone who can make money from that. Yeah. Because they've they've noticed that some people are susceptible to certain things and they've gone, I'm gonna get some coin. Yeah. I I know someone who does that sort of work and they are 100% nut. They know it's bullshit, but they're like, but these people, yeah, I can sell them anything. I'm like, you know what? Especially with how many reality shows are being made these days. Good good business to get into. I respect someone that knows how to utilize a market to their advantage. So I'm not gonna talk shit about it beyond that. But like, that was a good one. No, but I mean, do you believe in it?

SPEAKER_00 31:59

Okay, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:00

Like, I like a shiny rock. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like on a shelf, yeah. I'll put a shiny rock on my shelf, that's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm perusing a market and I spot something that's a bit sparkly, I'm like, you know, that look really good on my on my mantle. Yeah, yeah. But but I I wouldn't attach anything more to more to that. Like the like the best crystal for defense is the brick in the purse. Like we I'm a like, you know, if we extend crystals to a brick and a purse. Carrying some garlic around. Yeah, although you technically do have crystals do do things in your body, like your ear has crystals that control balance, kidney stones. They're a crystal. There you go. They're a crystalline structure. So so crystals can actually change your life.

SPEAKER_00 32:42

The best part of this scene was two things. Firstly, Mia being like, fuck this shit. My aura's gonna be like a black void. I actually thought that was quite funny. When she has self-aware moments, you gotta give it to her. Yeah, you're like that was funny. So you can. She's like, I'm the devil, basically. You can be self-aware. Okay. And then Chloe, Ms. Eyroll, uh, at when they were like to Lily, you're actually really authentic. Have you in the last 12 to 14 days entered a church? I can just tell. Like, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 33:19

Jesus really fed that woman well.

SPEAKER_00 33:21

And Lily loved it. She was like, oh wow, keep going. Because they were being very nice. They're like, you keep it real, doll. You're amazing. Well, girls supporting girls. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 33:28

Business woman to business woman.

SPEAKER_00 33:30

And Lily was like, yeah, so true.

SPEAKER_01 33:32

Uh, and then it cuts straight to Chloe being like, see, I I I sympathize with Chloe a lot because I too am cursed with the resting beach face. Yeah. I mean, I mean, not after 60 units there. You know what I mean? We've kind of we've done things to this because it was I was known for being quiet. Really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:00

And then like like very, very much a but she's more of a she's got like a squinty bitch fight, which is no, it's fabulous. First episode, she was my favourite. Oh, oh.

SPEAKER_01 34:10

And then the reason I watched episode two was they're having this big bitch fight, and there's this tiny, she's what, four foot eleven. Four foot eleven, four in your pocket. Little Kylie Minogue. She's small. And you just see she's wearing, I'm guessing a size small cardigan, and she's holding a shot glass, but it's this comically, and she's just a fishbowl. She's just the eyeliner is just sharp. She's holding the fishbowl, and she's just and then like like you see her through Mia and Ruby, and it just through I think the show is struggling to place Chloe.

SPEAKER_00 34:45

Like, they don't know if they should make her a villain or not. She doesn't get the frame.

SPEAKER_01 34:49

She's down here, she's get her a box.

SPEAKER_00 34:51

Get her a box firstly, and then decide.

SPEAKER_01 34:54

The other girl's in flats, put her in a platform, and then you'll know how to put her in.

SPEAKER_00 34:58

We need a full we need a camera. Yes, a full-length camera to fit her in. And a full-length camera. She's so cute and to eye. Oh, she's gorgeous. But like when she was starting the judgment track, so I didn't like her really pressuring Ruby to like hate people she hates. That stuff is like, yeah, whatever. And then also being a bit leading the Pearl Clutch Brigade on the start girls.

SPEAKER_01 35:19

That I just was like, no, girl, I don't want this for you. But like she does definitely, I feel like she anchors a lot of scenes, which is kind of nice.

SPEAKER_00 35:27

She's has a quiet pull on some of the girlies, doesn't she? Like she's commanding quite a presence, but like later on at this dinner, they're all going out, they're all defending her, but she's just sat there, like, oh, I think she did misplace herself a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 35:40

Like there was an opportunity where it's like I don't think she realized that they were sort of on her side. So I think her reaction, maybe it's because you know, short people always do this. Like, because you're short, you always kind of like feel feel the need to like you need to be big. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 35:57

Like small man syndrome.

SPEAKER_01 35:59

So I I feel like as soon as as soon as people start to raise their voices, I thought that was exclusive to men, she thinks I have to. She's a true wow.

SPEAKER_00 36:07

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We love it. Like adorable, put her in the pocket. We laugh.

SPEAKER_01 36:12

Her reactions, episode one, made me watch episode two. Yeah. Like the cameraman knew what they were doing.

SPEAKER_00 36:18

Like well, then the aura lady just miraculously knew that Annie wanted to be anywhere but onset at that moment. She's like, You don't want to be here. And I'm like, how could you tell? Because the light in her eyes and the dossier. Yeah. She's like, You're really going through something, aren't you? She's like, How did you know? And then this was awkward because like Annie has only really told the confessional and her friends, the stunt girlies, about all of Australia. Yes, about Henry and his bushy ways. But the other girls don't really know. So Haley's like, Sir, what's going on? What's going on? No. And she's like, she's like, well, I don't really want to tell the other girls because they're judgy cubs. But then decides to open up and then Chloe. So it kind of becomes a bit trauma Olympics at this point because Chloe's like, get in line, bitch.

SPEAKER_01 37:12

Yeah, but I think that was good. Like, like it was good in the end. Sometimes when you're going through something, you need someone who has been through it. Like a registered healthcare professional telling you shit. You're like, bitch, you don't know. Totally. But that no, but what I'm saying is like, look at you, you have an office.

SPEAKER_00 37:26

But even when Annie came forward with that, Chloe was just sitting there quietly scowling. I think she's trying to keep it in because she doesn't want to come across like a bitch or something. But it's but then when she explains later, like, oh, I've just been there, it's like, okay, but this is like the time to support your sister.

SPEAKER_01 37:43

You know what I mean? I think maybe her her thing, it's that thing where I do a lot too, where I think sharing a story is the way you like oxygen.

SPEAKER_00 37:51

No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_01 37:52

It's it's like it's not that she was competing, but sometimes I feel like if someone says, Oh, I've been through XYZ, I feel like by relating to them I'm doing a favour. But sometimes it comes across as like, yeah. Me, me. But also me. Totally.

SPEAKER_00 38:04

You don't want to relate to them, especially with cameras there. So I get it. She's like, maybe if I bring it up now, it does look like I'm trauma Olympicsing. But no, I don't, I think, I think that's such a specific thing as well. That maybe I don't know. Also, on every literally every other reality show, there's groups of women that are just like, Menha, am I right? How much do they suck? And then on this one, they weirdly don't want to do it. But is that part of that industry, perhaps?

SPEAKER_01 38:30

Oh, I guess yeah. There's layers of yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, like, you don't want to bite the hand that's literally feeding you. They they become anti-men too much. True, true. But that's their fan base. Like, you can't turn against your fan base. That's why I was surprised because talking to people in the industry and then seeing the way that they talk about the industry, I'm like, they're definitely being careful. I mean, 100%. I I imagine Quinn's kind of advise him like don't disrespect the clients on camera, don't talk about the work in this way, don't refer like because I think it was like early on they did refer like the term whale, which was quite common. Yes, that that's like a historical sex work thing. Whale is not a new thing, and and it is, it refers to the big spender, yeah. It doesn't refer to sometimes you hear whailing, oh fat you know, yeah, yeah. Sort of thing. So so like I feel like they've been very careful in this show to make sure that they they don't disrespect themselves, but also the fan base. Because when I first I I assume there'd be a lot of like slander about the consumers, but they're very careful, very smart to not slander the consumers.

SPEAKER_00 39:35

But I think they did it in a clever way where it was just about the crazy yeah, oh my god, this crazy king. The blueberry guy or whatever. But they weren't even that bad. No, they're not. Like, come on, like they're talking about.

SPEAKER_01 39:46

They felt they felt like they just Googled what's gonna be. You at least did it for money, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, yeah, then and then never they kept it. Have you heard of Grindr? Oh gross, yeah, exactly. Oh my god. But no, I I feel like that is a good I do kind of like that they didn't turn it into that early on. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:03

So Quinn feels bad for Annie. Yeah, then Quinn drops a bombshell. She's like, Look, doll, Mia has been saying all kinds of shit specifically about you not being on this show, and I was like, Well, wait, how something started off first?

SPEAKER_01 40:26

Because they all did the like the why didn't you they it was like they were going down the line trying to like start a fight because you had the Chloe fight, which was about not going to the church.

SPEAKER_00 40:35

Oh no, we're not at that yet. This is before that. Oh my god, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is like just after the aura reading.

SPEAKER_01 40:41

Oh Jesus. So we're still on the first time. We're still in the first topic.

SPEAKER_00 40:44

Yeah, Quinn tells us she's got the tape. Yeah, we're at a minute. Oh, when they're when they're getting ready up in the thing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm with you now. I'm with you. Then at dinner. No, we're we're at dinner now, and the twins the twins confront Lily about her faith start. And I love this, it's like the twins could not care less. They're like, look, we'll bring it up, but we're not labouring the point.

SPEAKER_01 41:04

And Lily's so clever, and she just kind of goes, No, well, Lily has navigated like actual like press professional. Like she's she's she's been cancelled, she's like these twins.

SPEAKER_00 41:17

All they've got is we just wanted to know if it was real. And she's like, Yes, it's real. Yeah, and then that literally like resolves that forever.

SPEAKER_01 41:24

I was like, I was like, well done, doll. Like if if people like Lily and Quinn were were studying law with me, I'd be scared of them. I'd be like, that's that's who yeah, but in different completely opposite ends of the spectrum, yeah, yeah. But they would both be an amazing lawyer for completely different reasons, and like you can see that it's yeah, yeah, but Lily Lily is smart, she's very good at playing dumb, and I kind of admire that. We've all we've all done that as well.

SPEAKER_00 41:50

We've all been in phases of our lives where we're like, you know, it's better just to switch off and smile. Yeah, if I looked like that, I'd be doing the same thing. So then Lily uh calls Chloe bitchy, yeah, and this is when we get the thing. She goes, I've got a chronic case of resting bitch. She does, but I love it. But then we get the receipts on screen of the eye roll moment, yeah, which I liked that they put that back in um from the or reading. Because it's like, well, explain that then.

SPEAKER_01 42:22

That's not resting bitch guys, but like like just from the clips. If you didn't see the audio, yeah, yeah, her face. But yeah, I'm 100% a fan of that. Do not change that face. No, it's great. Keep an eye on it. And then then Quinn be like even more. Quinn me like, yeah, girls, when I met this little bitch, I was like, Well, they all start chipping in, like, and then Haley's like, nah, nah.

SPEAKER_00 42:43

Yeah, we all thought she was the kind of thing. Yeah, it's it's just her face. She's just gonna fuck. And then Chloe's just kind of like she sits there and she's like, she's kind of slumping into a chair. Well, she's well, they're not right. So tiny, yeah. She's down.

SPEAKER_01 42:55

Well, they're not right. She's on a little booster seat.

SPEAKER_00 42:58

Yes, tiny queen. Oh, anyway. Um then Annie does appreciate Chloe opening up, and we get a bit of empathy between the girls. And I was like, Yay, progress. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:10

I liked that little sharing moment. You need to be a little bit more. It was a bit rough to get there though. It's like I was like, at any moment, this little chihuahua is going to jump across the table and go for the jugular.

SPEAKER_02 43:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:21

But I feel like Quinn was like, no, no, this isn't. I think in Quinn's mind, she's like, no, no, no, no, this isn't the fight I want today. We've got that point. It's on the phone. Chloe, sit. Yeah. Here's a treat. I'll let I'll take your muzzle off later, but for now.

SPEAKER_00 43:37

And then Mia jumping in, being like, Well, and so guy, we're all getting on now. Because my wedding, everyone, hello, my wedding. I was like, oh my god, this whole time you're just thinking about you and your wedding. I actually And she invites everyone to the engagement party. So that must be the finale, must be the engagement party. Oh my god. Uh so Queen is happy that the air is being cleaned, and in the spirit of that, she's like, So I thought I'm gonna ask about these cult leader comments, and then that kind of kicks up. Little bit. Lily's so good. She's like, well, Mia told us all the horror stories about how fucking mean you are and how strict you are. And that made me think about the shoulder surgery or the like the plastic surgery of the shoulders on the twins. So they look there's alright. They should have played that. Like you know to show Quinn being this evil cult litter, like one shoulder's a bit higher than the other.

SPEAKER_01 44:32

But like that's I saw that scene and I'm like, well, that scene was towing the line, but like it's the I thought it was a missed opportunity. All of them before they'd gone into that little consult, their boobs have been done.

SPEAKER_00 44:44

Oh yeah, like so it's no, I just mean this for the TV show too.

SPEAKER_01 44:47

To me, I was I was like, I I get that. I didn't see that as two, but like let's be honest though, would you join Quin's cult?

SPEAKER_00 44:55

Yeah, I honestly I feel like I'm by doing this, I'm already a part of it, and now you are as well.

SPEAKER_01 45:00

I mean, the difference between a cult leader and not a cult leader is I mean, what is the difference? What is the difference between a cult leader and someone just running a really cool group?

SPEAKER_00 45:11

Yeah, I think she's doing great. She's running a business, she's mama hen. Yeah, God forbid a woman in business.

SPEAKER_01 45:18

So if that if that makes it look like a cult, then I think one of the girls are literally like that, aren't they? They're like, if that's the cult, well then all good.

SPEAKER_00 45:26

She very cleverly turns it though into a discussion about um the voice recording.

SPEAKER_01 45:31

This is this is why for me, I'm like, yeah, yeah, on the fence about Quinn at the start. Last episode, I was like, no, no, I've put it together. Yeah, I finally figured out what she figured out seven years ago. And then this whole scene was like nobody was nobody was outsmarting Quinn today.

SPEAKER_02 45:51

No.

SPEAKER_01 45:51

I Quinn nearly didn't even need, she was this close, not even needing to mention she had actual recording. She could have nearly just because it was smart. The way because if I watched it, I watched it back. I'm like, wait a minute. She barely brought up anything herself. She let everybody else almost dob on themselves. Yes. And I was like, Yeah, got them all nice and if Quinn gets bored of managing these girls, get your law degree in six months, it'll only take you six months, and you'd be oh vicious. Like, just just that, like like planting seeds and allowing the table to just like dig their own graves.

SPEAKER_00 46:31

But obviously, there's this hurdle, yeah, which is Darius's consent. Of course, Darius finds a way to ruin the show. He's not even there. Oh my god. This side died so much because she's like, um, legally I can't play the voice recording.

SPEAKER_01 46:44

But that that was the smart thing because she didn't bring up this recording, and she didn't bring up she brought up smart. So she made Lily bring up the cult leader thing. Yeah, yeah. And then Lily started, and I think Lily did this on purpose, started being like, Well, Mia's blah blah blah, and blah blah blah. Because I think Lily clocking is on, though, but Lily's clocking on to Mia. So I think Lily took this opportunity to be like, wait a minute, let's test Mia. So I think Lily talking about all these Mia things was her being like, let's see, because I've heard Mia say this in private, yeah, but let's put this to the group. Because the cult was like a stepping stuff. She doesn't care about the call thing, she thinks it's camp and at the end of the day, Lily gets back on a plane, goes back to the UK, she will not remember half these bitches in six months' time. Like, like what's not even watching her show. So, like, I love that Lily then starts that whole thing, yeah, which then the whole table's talking about well, yeah. Um, Mia's been talking trash about the agency, blah, blah, blah. And then this is where my heart broke because it shows any. And any's like, she's doing that, those big blue eyes. Oh, I know. I'm I'm watching the math again. The math is coming up, and then all of a sudden Annie's kind of like, uh, well, along that pathway, because she she's obviously clocked on that Mia's been lying, yeah. And I think her brain's gone straight back to that first thing, that little pool scene. No, babe, I didn't say that. Uh and poor Annie. I know.

SPEAKER_00 48:10

I I forget that. And then Annie, yeah, Annie has a little freak out, she's a little understandably attack. Yeah, totally. Because if one plus one equals two and two plus two equals two, she's just been read by some fucking crystal bitch with pink hair, and then now beast. And her and her fiance is so like she's going through it. Like, we need to send our girl Annie some love, I reckon. Truly.

SPEAKER_01 48:33

Annie. But no, you you really see her click. Because Lily, I think Lily clicked actually, I reckon Lily clicked ages ago. Yeah. But she was on for she knows what she's doing. But I feel like Annie was actually still not quite sure. Yeah. But I think during that dinner, like, yeah, Mia's being exposed of lying about so well, not really lying, she's been shit talking the agency, she's been shit talking Quinn, and then she's just told her two new besties, uh, you know, I've gone back to my ex.

SPEAKER_00 49:01

Yeah. Well, they've also got clips of Mia on this show earlier in the season, bad mouthing the stun queens. But and then her trying to be their besties. So it's kind of like they could even if if the I don't know if there was a reunion or something, for example, they could use all that, but we'll see.

SPEAKER_01 49:17

I think I was doing I was doing like the math because like six months before was like where she's slamming Ruby about having a three-way with a sex worker. So Heaven Forbidden OnlyFans Girl should be a good thing. I know that whole thing. And actual like you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_00 49:31

And then she says that Ruby started it.

SPEAKER_01 49:33

I'm like, she absolutely did not. Wait, you're outraged over a threesome. Yeah. But turns out six months before we started being best friends with a stunt girl.

SPEAKER_00 49:42

Straight people need to uh check it themselves sometimes.

SPEAKER_01 49:45

Because I think that's that's that was part of my like Ruby training. I'm like, wait, wait, Ruby's engaging in the industry outside of OnlyFans. Yes. It's like it's like OnlyFans girls, obviously I have no problem with them, but I do I don't like when it's like OnlyFans girls are here and the rest of the industry's here. That's what I'm saying. So I mean Ruby, I feel like Ruby had an appreciation for all of it and was quite respectful. And like, you know, because she worked in a club, yeah, and then she's engaging in and paying sex workers to be part of her thing, because it's quite profitable for for people in that industry to jump over and you know. So I'm like, great, great, great, love this girl. And then you've got Mia being like, no, but I'm not that. I was an accident.

SPEAKER_00 50:26

And then we cut to the twins eating some fucking risotto, and next week. I wonder what flavour of risotto. Oh yeah, I want to know. Let us know. Next week it's we think the finale. I don't know. Maybe someone let me know, please. But it looks like do you think Darius is gonna um finally put out?

SPEAKER_01 50:46

And uh so they're like, we need permission, yeah. And we need Darius's permission. And you see old mate Mia, she's texting. Oh, she's texting, going, I'm gonna be. I'm I I love this. I do this all the time. I'm staring at my TV. I'm I'm I'm looking at Mia's jugular. I'm like, that's a heart rate of 140 bitch. You are panicking. When she stood up and she's like, I have you can see the pulse in her neck, that's a sign of trauma, something's wrong. And you and you see her, and then she walks off and she says, What does she say? I'm fucked. Oh, yeah. First, no, she actually goes, I hate her. Yeah, I hate her, I hate that bitch. I'm fucked. I'm like, okay. And then she's she's oh my god, Darius is like, I do not know. And then calls Darius and says, Read my messages, plural, plural, read my messages and reply. And then she sits at the table and says, I sent Darius a text. Can they and like and then he replied, and then her whole replies are, oh, it's not my problem. He said, No. See, bad lawyer. Also, can't anyway. I would have been like, if I was if I was Quinn, I would have snatched that phone and I would have just scrolled up and same way. Show us the text message.

SPEAKER_00 51:59

I love Lily being like, fucking persuade your boyfriend to clear your name, which clearly means she said it. We all know she said. Well, she said worse about other people on the show. So we know she said it.

SPEAKER_01 52:10

And also Quinn would not say she has a recording if she didn't. Yes. Like, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_00 52:17

I hope we get those receipts. Someone next time.

SPEAKER_01 52:19

Someone like Quick does not. Yeah. I don't think Quinn has lied this entire TV show, to be honest. Exactly. Like, like when you when you have everything so tightly managed, which is why she came across as a bit at the start. But when you have that much control over everything, you don't need to.

SPEAKER_00 52:37

But I love them edging us with it. Like last week, it was like, there's a recording now, it's like, oh, we need the concern. It's like if we get blue ball next week. Which is yeah, very on-brand for the trends, blue balling.

SPEAKER_01 52:47

We do need the yeah, yeah, yeah. So they are, they are. I mean, again, Quinn, she knows the law.

SPEAKER_00 52:52

Hey, speaking of, should we head over to the uncut interior illusions lounge? What's the illusion? The same couch, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 53:00

Oh, we don't even like we we flip the camera so that everything's left to right, right to left.

SPEAKER_00 53:06

Chloe's been here the whole time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 53:09

Oh, I I hope I hope if she ever listens, she doesn't think I'm being mean.

SPEAKER_00 53:14

I know.

SPEAKER_01 53:15

We all love a little chihuahua. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 53:17

Alright, I'll see you over there, Dom. Yeah, that's we can we can say what we really mean. Exactly.