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Turned On: Dirty Sexy Money - S01E01-02 (w/ Lorelei Camboni)

June 11, 2026 • Sam Cremean

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It’s a double eviction from the baby shower and Lorelei and Sam can’t get enough! These stunt queens are taking loads and talking shit on Stan’s new show Turned On: Dirty Sexy Money. The verdict is in and this show is crazy good. Mia thinks she's top dog but just wait til these new girls enter the chat.. Dr Adina isn’t having it and Quinn and Hayley’s sisterly love is on thin ice.

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This podcast was produced on the land of the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin Nation.

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Welcome to Australia!

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Someone who is such a good reality television.

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The content is hideous.

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So sorry about this. Oh my god.

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Uh, zips tea.

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Yes.

SPEAKER_04 0:23

Hi Sam.

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Hi, Lorela. Hi.

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How are you going?

SPEAKER_01 0:26

So good. Welcome back to the pod. Thank you. It's been a little while.

SPEAKER_04 0:30

It's been a moment.

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I think Real Housewives of Sydney last year. Yeah. Which was like, that was a moment.

SPEAKER_04 0:37

That was a moment. Yeah.

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I think you still have one of my highest streamed episodes. Because it was like.

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I'll take it out.

SPEAKER_01 0:45

Yeah, everyone. Is that when by popular demand she's back?

SPEAKER_04 0:48

Yeah. Yeah. That wasn't when I did my Bali. My Bali. Oh no, that was. What was that? I don't know. Oh we did like we did London. Did we do London? Yeah, we did some London. Yeah, yeah. That was fun. But the Sydney one is the yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:01

That was the thing. And you know, those girls are on pause. They're on ice. No son of them coming back anytime. Which is I agree, a shame.

SPEAKER_04 1:09

I'm still waiting for my Ultimate Girls Trip Australia edition.

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Please.

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Across New Zealand.

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Chuck in some Kiwi gullies.

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Maybe even some London just to like across the pond to you know, just for lol's.

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And anywhere but the States kind of thing. That would be great.

SPEAKER_04 1:24

That would be great.

SPEAKER_01 1:25

Chuck in um what was it? Job? Juliet. Yeah, Juliet. Um, what was her name? Mayhew. Chuck her. I want her to come. Oh yeah, because she yeah. Even just as a as a cameo like visit. Yeah. Like Dorinda on London. It would love.

SPEAKER_04 1:42

Yeah. Kind of like how Dolores is in Rhode Island right now.

SPEAKER_01 1:46

Oh my god, so can we start? Can we just drop the Rory and these slam pigs? Yeah. Because it's I'm not gonna lie, it took me a few weeks. I was like, uh I was like, do I have capacity?

SPEAKER_04 1:55

Okay, well, you just confused as I was of who was gonna say because it's like Dolores and Liz look exactly the same, at least they acknowledge it.

SPEAKER_01 2:04

I still think it's Dolores. When I'm watching the clips, I'm like, oh Dolores is looking kind of unhinged.

SPEAKER_04 2:09

Yeah. And then Joe Allen is like a weirdo version of Teresa Judece. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:15

Is she not? Oh, totally. Like it's bizarro.

SPEAKER_04 2:18

It's like bizarro, yeah, yeah. It's definitely like Jersey on crack.

SPEAKER_01 2:22

I'm loving their sort of their version of a wok mansion, which is like a coastal. Well, no, it's a yeah, they're on the water, right? Yeah, but they're like kind of big ocean state. They're McMansion's and I love this drama around Square Footage as well. That's amazing.

SPEAKER_04 2:39

Kelsey versus I always forget her name, the other one. Don't look at me. I'm like, who are they? The newsreader one. Yeah. Oh my gosh, that that scene.

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Not even 600 square feet or whatever. I'm like, oh.

SPEAKER_04 2:53

They're giving us the fights of early jersey that it like brings me so much joy. That's great. The um the whoop whoop.

SPEAKER_01 3:02

Yes. The square footage police. The square footage police? That was camp. Sorry. That was some salt lake girls level shit. Like trolling of each other.

SPEAKER_04 3:14

And like Kelsey's life is just so yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:18

Hang on, is she the one that was the arrangement?

SPEAKER_04 3:21

She was the sugar baby that's just broken up with a sugar daddy.

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Yeah.

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To be with um blockhead.

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And they've all got something to say about it. They've all got something to say about it.

SPEAKER_04 3:31

But uh my number one is Alicia. Alicia's my girl, my god.

SPEAKER_01 3:35

You don't love Rula?

SPEAKER_04 3:37

Oh no, I love the Dululu rule of Delulu. Um, but Alicia's just so like her one-liners are so good. And she kept calling uh Audrey's the cafe that actually owns Aubrey's.

SPEAKER_00 3:52

Aubrey's yeah, love. I love like a a shady jab like that. A shady jab, but she's mixed up on you.

SPEAKER_04 3:59

And then the fact that she can't like she doesn't want to drive because she hit a woman. Her husband's like, you've gotta do I'm sorry, sorry, not her husband, because it's very like that's that's a bit of a thing. Um how he's like, No, you've gotta you've gotta get in the car because you've got to take our daughter to dance and like pick her up. I'm like, that's me. It's like get in the car, and she's like 600 things she has to do before she drives.

SPEAKER_01 4:23

Well, it makes me want Rory makes me want a like suburban Melbourne, like a rural house of Glenroy. Oh like can you imagine Pascal Barlow?

SPEAKER_04 4:33

Like do do um Greenvale. Greenvale's the Greenvale's the paran of the north.

SPEAKER_01 4:40

Yeah. Strathmore Heights.

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Oh my god.

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Just do you know what I mean? Like what's the thing?

SPEAKER_04 4:48

That that will give too much of the it would be like it would be like Real Housewives of Melbourne, but if it was set in the 90s, yes, it's like that old money that's like daggy and just like stuck in it. Yeah, it has to be Greenvale. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 5:04

Alright, so we need to talk about your moment with mother with Queen B. Yep. If you don't know what I'm talking about, Lil Kim graced our city a few weeks ago now?

SPEAKER_04 5:18

Two weeks ago, three weeks.

SPEAKER_01 5:20

It's only been a week ago. Was it really? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 5:22

It was last weekend. Fuck, that's it. Fuck. It feels like ages ago.

SPEAKER_01 5:30

Um Take Us Back there.

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Take us back. Okay, so she hasn't been to Australia for 15 years. Last time she came was 2011 Winter Beats.

SPEAKER_01 5:39

Oh my god, Winter Beats. That text me back.

SPEAKER_04 5:41

Famously couldn't get her working visa the year before because she was scheduled to perform at the Espy, believe it or not.

SPEAKER_01 5:47

Oh, that would have been great.

SPEAKER_04 5:48

Which would have been amazing. That's a better venue than back in the day when we had to like either do a festival like that or go to Freakin' St. Kildart to see any hip-hop show or Bontre Bar, Rest in Peace. Yeah. Um So back then, I don't know if you remember, I did a a certain rap to win tickets to Winter Beats.

SPEAKER_01 6:12

I remember that. I remember the Winter Beats. You filmed. Yes, I did.

SPEAKER_04 6:16

Yes. Uh still available on YouTube. You're fine. Winter Beats, please. Um and I won the tickets, and they did say that they were gonna play that video up on the big screen, but they never did Justice for Winter Beats. Arena? Yeah, Justice for Winter Beats. So pretty exciting that she was coming here. So I obviously I'm a super fan.

SPEAKER_01 6:40

And weirdly, it was for Rising Festival. Rising, which is like, I mean, their whole program is just like crazy at this point. But hey, I'm not complaining. Great, great choice. Also, I didn't even hear about it until I was hanging out with friend of the pod Gene Litzer, like a few nights before having dinner, and she was like, You're coming to Kim Ya, and I was like, sorry? And like, I'm a huge fan, I didn't get any marketing. This is so they fucked that up.

SPEAKER_04 7:05

Yeah, I I was actually like worded up pre-her bit like being revealed that someone was coming, and I was like, it's gonna be Kim. I was like, who's telling me this information? But then after the fact, that same person who works for Rising was like, Oh, where would you know, where would the fans like go? Like, what's a good place? And I'm like, I don't know. Like here? Yeah, but like also like post I don't know, it's like the the gays need to know, right? And it's like what I find that with like this is a bit of a tangent, oh my god, sorry, but I find with gigs, like this, it's really frustrating because Infinite Coles was here like about a month ago and I'm a fan, and I found out the night of the show, and I was like, what the fuck? Now I'm like I don't I haven't prepared, I'm going to bed in like half an hour.

SPEAKER_01 8:02

There is just like a lot of coming over, which is great, but yeah, sometimes it is hard to keep track.

SPEAKER_04 8:08

Well, I'm glad you got to.

SPEAKER_01 8:09

Oh, I'm very glad. I would always gonna be there, but um great show.

SPEAKER_04 8:14

Great show. I um yeah, so do uh should I should I reveal the the yeah um that's what happened. So I was I was in communication with a friend of mine who runs the fan page Lil Kim Videos on Instagram who helped me get to Little Kim's house in LA in 2016 for a party with her entourage. Um and I was too chicken to like actually talk to her properly that night because she was kind of like not partying. So I was like, okay, she's coming. And he's like, Alright, she called me. Yeah. So they're on phone call basis. Uh she called me and she wants to meet you about me. Amazing. Apparently been dying to meet me for years.

SPEAKER_00 9:02

Shut up.

SPEAKER_04 9:03

Yeah. Um, so obviously I'm freaking the fuck out. And he gives my number to her manager.

SPEAKER_05 9:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:10

And then in Sydney, so I went to Sydney with friends for the vivid. So that's also a side note. Like, interesting, they let her do Vidal.

SPEAKER_01 9:20

Yeah, they didn't, but sometimes it's an exclusive, but yeah. Um, and I guess if she hasn't been for so long, it's like you want to do more than one show. So I'm glad she did Sydney as well.

SPEAKER_04 9:29

Absolutely. Um, yeah, so then I get like called by her manager on WhatsApp, and of course I've deleted WhatsApp because my phone is full of storage and I was trying to take photos.

SPEAKER_01 9:42

Um WhatsApp is cursed, can I just say? Yeah. I don't know. I get a lot of like, you know, I'm I'm Susie from Korea, and I want to be like what? It's so weird. There's some scammy shit going on over there. But anyway, we don't agree. It does. Because it downloads every photo, even when you don't want it. What's that about?

SPEAKER_04 10:05

It's so bad. Yeah, so then I finally got on to a manager who was a bit terrifying and um put put us on the door. So we had artist passes, and I just gotta say the vibe in Sydney was incredible, immaculate, people were so lovely.

SPEAKER_01 10:21

What was the venue? Carriage works, oh way better.

SPEAKER_04 10:25

Really good venue. Barker was the support act, she was awesome. Then when uh the show was over, my friend Charlotte, she lost her phone. Our friend Charlotte lost her phone. Friend of the pods. She thought she threw it in a bin. Um so there was a bit of a kerfuffle, and that we're looking getting her phone, and we're leaving, and the security are like, get out, we're gonna go now. And I get a message from Kim's manager being like, Are you coming backstage? And I'm like, What?

SPEAKER_01 10:56

Hang on, is this before or after she clocked your fit in the case?

SPEAKER_04 11:00

So she clocked my fit and uh great video of that little gaggle of gay boys who were right at the front said, We'll pull you to the front when she walks past, and they did, and they were like, Come, come, and then she yeah. She said that I was a bad bitch um in my Versace wig.

SPEAKER_01 11:17

Certified and uh That wig was amazing.

SPEAKER_04 11:21

Yes, shout out to Charlotte where I knew it. She styled that and um did an amazing job.

SPEAKER_01 11:27

Amazing.

SPEAKER_04 11:28

Um, yeah, so we were like told to get out, and then I'm getting messages being like, hurry up, come backstage. So then we just walked back in. There's no one in carriage works, and Ash said that she's like, I've never seen you so focused in your entire life. You were like tunnel vision, all these like people were like looking at us like do you have a pass? And I was just like, and I was like walking backstage, and then they're like, No, you can't be here, and I was like, Oh. So I left, and then I got a call. What did you do? Why why here? And I was like, they didn't let me through. Yeah, hold on, we'll get someone from the venue. They got someone from the venue to come out, and she's like, Come with me. And we get like taken backstage. Um, there's a craft table out. Okay, you did get that. Yeah, yeah. There's like fried chicken, fried rice, and and I'm like starving at this point. And um then they're like, open the door, and we all go to walk in, and they're like, No, no, just just Boni. Just you, just me. I walk past her nephew, who I know like a freak, like I know all this stuff, and he dances, and I'm like, and then I walk into the green room and she's there in a robe over the top of her leopard print outfit that she had on stage, and she gets up and comes and gives me the biggest hug, and was like holding me like she knows me. And it's like, This has been years in the making, and she's like, Let me have a look at you, and like she's taking photos with me, her photographer taking photos with me. I can't even imagine like two tiny divas, and I'm wearing like the giant the biggest freaking stripper heels ever. So I'm towering kind of above her, and she's like up to here, she's in flats, and then she's like, Gonna get a photo with you, just you, and she's like making me stand like on my own, and then she's like, You look incredible. She's like, This is so good.

SPEAKER_01 13:27

Then she like correct, it was meant to happen. I remember seeing the videos, like, yep, they're besties now, yeah. As is intended.

SPEAKER_04 13:35

Oh, then she like pats the couch and like sits down, and then she starts talking to me about oh, she said that. Oh, you love that Versace wig. She's like, you post it all the time on your Instagram. Like, she's like and and she and I'm like, oh, you know, in my 99 Source Awards reference, and she's like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it. And then I I start talking to her about um she's like told me she had another outfit that that didn't come in time, and she's like, You would have loved it. It was like you know, tan colour, sparkly, um, had like pink feathers, you would have loved it. And then uh like I started I asked her about like if she owns, like has any of her archived outfits. And she's like, Yeah, I've got a bit. And she's like, You love that Gucci trench coat, you know that Gucci trench coat I used to wear. I'm like, Yes, of course I do. Um she asked me what songs to do in Melbourne, yes, um, and then I froze, of course. Um, and like Tay oh my god, Tay was there, her boyfriend that um not not everybody not received very well but the room was a bit like didn't know how to take him. Um exactly, and she's got a built-in hype man and like yeah, anyway.

SPEAKER_01 15:00

Oh, he loves her.

SPEAKER_04 15:01

He was um he was like, Oh my gosh, your wig's so cool, how'd you do that? And they were all really lovely, and then she brought up my 2011 Winter Beats rap. I said my cringy rap, and she's like, No, it wasn't cringy. She goes, It was so cute, I love it so much, it's so cute and funny.

SPEAKER_05 15:22

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 15:22

So she's like known who I am since then, which is like pretty overwhelming. Uh, and then yeah, before I left, she she told her manager to sort me out for my like the Melbourne show to get a pass to go and forth as much as I like.

SPEAKER_01 15:40

Do you know what I would have died if she did at the moment of the show? Now considering that uh MAGA menage has been properly cancelled, I was like, do Black Friday. I kind of wanted Black Like I would have died, only because I liked love. Ash was kind of annoyed at me for not telling her to be like, I would have been like, do Black Friday. I would have lost my shoe.

SPEAKER_04 16:01

But she did Black, she did Black Friday, like she when she came in 2011, that was just after Black Friday, and she that was like the first time she performed Black Friday was here.

SPEAKER_01 16:12

Wow, but now with everything we know, it's like even better.

SPEAKER_04 16:15

Even better. Yeah, so she she gave me champagne in a red cup, so I've kept that red cup in my room, and then yeah, I she gave me like two kisses on the cheek, and I got an issue. She can die happy now family because you're a part of the fam.

SPEAKER_01 16:35

Bonnie, I'm so excited for you. I'm so happy.

SPEAKER_04 16:38

There's there's a lot of footage, um lots of videos and photos to come from the Melbourne show. So I I'll I'll leave it at that and we'll have a like a little whenever mother is ready to like you know approve the retouching, yes, we'll get the pictures.

SPEAKER_01 16:58

Can't wait to see the pics. All right, yeah let's talk about this insane new show, brand new show we're covering here on the pod. I saw the trailers, this is turned on, dirty sexy money. Stan are giving a new format a go. And can I say good work?

SPEAKER_04 17:16

I really love it.

SPEAKER_01 17:17

Giving something new a go.

SPEAKER_04 17:18

I really love it.

SPEAKER_01 17:20

I'm obsessed.

SPEAKER_04 17:22

I'm actually sorry.

SPEAKER_01 17:23

I wasn't gonna talk too soon, but it's really, really good. There's budget, there's production value, the cast is chef's fucking kids. Oh, it's uh and clearly they started, they did the pilot, then there was like a six-month month break, and then they've introduced some other girlies. Yep. Who are you gonna bring even more story, more drama? Like I really start girls. They're doing all the right things, like they've got it down, and just yeah, more new Australian reality formats, please. Absolutely. I love it.

SPEAKER_04 17:56

Give it a go. It's really good, it's really like perfect amount of scripting too. Like, it's just yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:03

The um yeah, the way they've done the production fuckery is like I can live with it, yeah, and it's quite funny. Like, oh, should I bring you to the baby shower? It's like, yes, bitch, you should.

SPEAKER_04 18:13

Absolutely, 100% do it.

SPEAKER_01 18:16

Um let's start with episode one. The theme song is 10 out of 10. I love this theme song in this stupid AI generated opening titles.

SPEAKER_04 18:28

So good. I'm obsessed. Whoever's doing the theme song is probably responsible for the music at of um Real Housewives of Sydney.

SPEAKER_01 18:36

It's yeah, it's in that lane.

SPEAKER_03 18:38

It's a little bit other, but it's also get me on a boat, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:45

I love the lyrics of the theme song, even though I don't know what they are. I don't know what they are.

SPEAKER_03 18:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:52

Boom! Explosion. Um, no, it looks really good. I love also anything set in the GC. Like, I'm fucking there. Do you know there?

SPEAKER_04 19:00

I'm so down.

SPEAKER_01 19:01

We need like these people because I remember hearing rumours about a real house. A house size of GC, but I feel like it was just always this. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 19:09

Interesting, yeah, probably. Could have been. Is Janet secretly like gonna pop out from the Palazzo or whatever it is now? She's like the the Elders OnlyFans wild card character. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:24

Let's start at the start. We meet Quinn. So she's the um and her partner Alex, she runs the agency. Uh she quit, oh no, he quit his GP job as well. Which I loved. I was like, oh because she makes so much money from doing the model management. Then we meet her sister. So this is already a great dynamic, Quinn and Haley.

SPEAKER_04 19:47

Quinn and Haley.

SPEAKER_01 19:49

It's like because Haley's knows her place in the pecking order, which is on the bottom.

SPEAKER_04 19:53

Haley's a yeah, freeloading younger sister living with her. Yeah. Um, and she's like the she got convinced to to join OnlyFans by her sister.

SPEAKER_01 20:06

This is this is not a healthy sisterly relationship. No. She's like, I'm your landlord. Landlord, sister, boss, boss, and the work is you. Essentially.

SPEAKER_04 20:17

But she only does solo content, which doesn't make much money.

SPEAKER_01 20:21

And let's be real, it's not great content, so's highly. It's a lot of her actually looked at no, just what we've seen on the show. But yeah, her being like, I'm a little cat. I'm like, come on, bad. Yeah, yeah. It's giving Sydney Sweeney in Euphoria season three.

SPEAKER_04 20:37

Yeah, true, true, true. Yeah, yeah. Um, so funny. And yeah, to an and just to be like so just admitting your sister's like the shit one.

SPEAKER_01 20:49

She's like, you're not earning enough. You're just not married. The twins are um doing a lot of double ended dildo content this quarter, and they are and they're just raking it in.

SPEAKER_03 21:00

Riking it in.

SPEAKER_04 21:01

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 21:02

The rankings stuff. I was not expecting we were gonna get rankings, but of course, because this whole scene is all about followers, yeah, um subs. Yep, you know. But even beyond that, she's like, oh my god, um, to Hailey. She's like, You're so much wrinkly than I am. It's weird.

SPEAKER_04 21:20

I was like funny. But I've always been just the wrinkly one. She's always been like the hideous mother than I'm she's always been the the the wench, and I'm like the the hot one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:33

So I love that. But Haley also seems to serve this narrator purpose of the show. She's great. She's great on the show.

SPEAKER_04 21:39

She's really good on the show as like the little, you know.

SPEAKER_01 21:42

She's like, let me break it down for you. Break it down. This is what's happening, blah blah blah blah blah. Yeah. So she's good.

SPEAKER_04 21:48

Um I see a a future in like presenting on TV for her because she's talking a lot about like leaving the OnlyFans industry, wants to find love, blah, blah, blah. Well that's It's her storyline, isn't it?

SPEAKER_01 22:03

Oh true. She could do a Taylor Frankie Paul. Well, that's it. So the other thing is this whole show does reek of secret lives of Mormon Wise. It's I don't know if something about it is giving me that energy. I think the producers of this are obviously taking a few cues from that. The theme song, for example, sort of like this really like epic thing, and it's like salacious content, and you know, you know, they've got secrets and blah blah blah. They're kind of leaning into that.

SPEAKER_04 22:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:31

Um, Quinn's like, sis, you need to get dicked down on cam if you want to make it up.

SPEAKER_04 22:37

Oh my god, at least do like a lesbo scene. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:41

Are you living for the car runs where it says like what content they do? It's like boy, girl, girl, girl, multi-partner. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:51

I'm like very roleplay.

SPEAKER_01 22:55

Chloe. I think Chloe's my favour. I think Chloe's my favourite too, low-key. Eating the show so far. I want to party with her the most, I reckon. We then this is exactly the the Vial Beauregard kink part where we learn about that. They have a chat after the shoe.

SPEAKER_04 23:09

I've just like watched uh Charlie in the Chocolate Factory or Willy Wonko and was many times recently. Like with my And so it's just blowing my mind.

SPEAKER_01 23:21

Yeah. Um she was a stripper and then found OnlyFans a safer, more cost-effective alternative. And I totally get it because she's not uh hanging around late nights in uncomfortable heels all night with like weird dudes. Weird dudes. I wouldn't want to do that either, but no, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:42

Not not for me.

SPEAKER_01 23:44

Not for me. We meet Ruby, who's our waterfall queen. She's uh she's the squirter.

SPEAKER_04 23:49

She's a squirter. Um when she like uh squirted so much and it wasn't the camera wasn't rolling.

SPEAKER_01 23:56

She's like, the camera wasn't recording. I'd be so mad if that was your like income.

SPEAKER_04 24:00

Yeah, oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 24:03

She's great. So her storyline is kind of like, you know, she's a curvier girl than the rest of them.

SPEAKER_04 24:10

Which is really interesting because like I don't know, just like she's like, oh I'm like so self-conscious about my body because it's like so different to everyone else's. And I'm just like shut up. So fucking hot.

SPEAKER_01 24:22

I think she's stunning. So gorgeous. Yeah, they're all quite hot. I do hate that that's the world we're living in though. We're like someone that looks like a lot of things. I know, I know. I'm I'm plus uh, it's like oh we're back, we're back to that early 2000s scene. It's Tyra all over again. Tyra. I'm plus it. It's like, are you though? Like, I don't know. She has she's funny. I like she's like, these boobs are paying for like better infrastructure in the Gold Coast through her taxes.

SPEAKER_04 24:47

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, I pay for these roads.

SPEAKER_01 24:50

Like these potholes?

SPEAKER_04 24:51

Yeah, these potholes.

SPEAKER_01 24:52

My boobs pay for them. I was like, you're funny. So funny. Uh, we get the tea on Ruby and Mia's friendship breakup. So this is like the key drama of the show. Mia is this just like insanely stunning Amazonian woman.

SPEAKER_04 25:06

Her can't open around our friendship talk.

SPEAKER_01 25:09

No, she now.

SPEAKER_04 25:11

Is it true that she was a former footballer?

SPEAKER_01 25:15

With that bod, like she's huge.

SPEAKER_04 25:17

Because when you like look her up, yeah, that's what comes up.

SPEAKER_01 25:21

See, I hadn't heard of okay, that's a lie. I'd heard of one of these girlies, just Lily Phillips, because she's quite famous. Famous, right? And she's like mates with Bonnie Blue. Yes. Umgrats.

SPEAKER_04 25:35

Congrats, baby blue.

SPEAKER_01 25:36

Baby blue. That's cute. So that's the only one I had heard of. Right. Um, had you heard of any of them? Uh no. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 25:43

But like Mia looked really familiar, and that's why I was like Google Google.

SPEAKER_01 25:47

She's so superstar. Like, she's got the soda Kardashian um just she's so stunning. She's also like ethnically ambiguous. I feel like she could get away with being like any race, which is like good for a OnlyFans girly. Yeah. Yep. Um, she's so gorgeous.

SPEAKER_04 26:04

So gorgeous. But used to be besties with with um Ruby. And then they had a falling out. Uh Mia, in Mia's words, she's jealous uh Ruby's jealous because she was the the busty brunette. Um, and she's come in she felt that spite. Yeah, and she went viral overnight. That was the thing.

SPEAKER_01 26:25

From what her Lululemon eating her ass. Yeah. She's an incredible ass. And now she's the top dog. She, though, she's got a bit of a complex, she doesn't really see herself as a sex worker. She's kind of like, whoops, I just fell into this. Darling. Everyone wants a piece. So she's a bit judgy to some of the girls that have done like stripping or whatever.

SPEAKER_04 26:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:49

Which we don't love. That's really off.

SPEAKER_04 26:51

It's really off. Like you are existing in this world and making money because of all that. Come on, girl.

SPEAKER_01 26:58

We meet her fiance and assistant. Yeah. Darius.

SPEAKER_04 27:01

Darius. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_01 27:03

Oh mate.

SPEAKER_04 27:05

Talk about uh just a pretty face.

SPEAKER_01 27:08

Talk about cuck. I love she's making fun of Jacob, who I think is very gorgeous. Mr. Jacob. Ruby's partner. For their like cuck sitch, which I'm like, hot, go off. And then I'm like, I'm like, you're telling me Darius isn't the biggest cuck on the show, just by existing.

SPEAKER_04 27:24

Yeah, so she only makes like in like intimate content with him. Yeah. Right.

SPEAKER_01 27:31

Um, so which makes him but she was even shading him in that bit. She's like, he doesn't do a very good job. She was she was sort of putting him down in that as well. I'm like, oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 27:40

It's because he's got no personality.

SPEAKER_01 27:42

Yes. It's just like poor Darius. Poor Dario. He's gorgeous, but uh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 27:48

Yeah, not much going on.

SPEAKER_01 27:51

So she tells us her side of the fallout with Ruby, which is yep, jealousy. Then we meet the twins. Uh wow.

SPEAKER_04 27:58

Wow. Let's just say not a lot going on.

SPEAKER_01 28:02

Not a lot going on.

SPEAKER_04 28:03

Uh only reason why they are popular is because the twins, because big time. I don't, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:11

Them walking into like a house inspection. This was the first moment I was like, okay, producers, hello, we see you. Was like, oh, would you like to purchase this $30 million house or whatever? And they're like, it's ma.

SPEAKER_04 28:29

Yeah, they're like I hate their outfits.

SPEAKER_01 28:31

Their outfits are horrendous.

SPEAKER_04 28:32

Why do they dress like that? They dress like Well, it's very important.

SPEAKER_01 28:36

They have to look exactly the same.

SPEAKER_04 28:37

Oh my god, but they dress like uh like Fruits Magazine fucking circa 2000 and it is a bit Lolita, but But they're not committing it enough. But not committing enough for it to be cool.

SPEAKER_01 28:53

They just think they're very G C. They just think they slap a brand name on them. True, true, true. That's all they need to do. Um they're looking for a house. Uh and they so of course they're friends with Mia. Yeah. Well, in this episode anyway. Uh they think they're the top girlies of the successful girlies.

SPEAKER_04 29:10

Which is probably why Mia's, you know, smooching, smooching up to them.

SPEAKER_01 29:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 29:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:17

It's keeping it up the top.

SPEAKER_04 29:18

Keeping it up the top there.

SPEAKER_01 29:19

They're having a bitch about Ruby. So apparently this was like the cuck scandal, and there was an article about this, which I'm like, which is so what? Fucking weird. So weird. Also, when they're adult entertainers, and then that's somehow salacious that they would do that. I'm like, I'm like, what? Isn't that just Tuesday night?

SPEAKER_04 29:40

Yeah, slow news day. Yeah. What what and also what news outlet? Like fucking Daily Mail.

SPEAKER_01 29:47

Yeah, exactly. And then Mia's all like, ha ha, like, gross, that's disgusting. I would never do that. Well done.

SPEAKER_04 29:54

Okay, you make um contact with your fucking sister, but okay, let's move on.

SPEAKER_01 29:59

I think Mia is jealous of Ruby's relationship because Jacob. Jacob's really not judgy. He lets her do whatever. He thinks it's really hot. And he's supportive.

SPEAKER_04 30:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:10

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 30:11

So I'm kind of like, maybe she's feels a bit held back by by old Darius.

SPEAKER_01 30:17

Who knows?

unknown 30:18

Oh my gosh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:19

Uh so it's game on moles between them. Yes. Haley is struggling to make some content in Frida Dilling. So she wants to be on. Really? She's on mum. She's forever single. But speaking of, she has a chihuahua. Yeah, she's features quite a bit. Frida Dilling, come here. Oh, she's running around.

unknown 30:39

Really?

SPEAKER_01 30:40

The Chihuahua is so cute. I'm like I'm into Haley mainly because of the Lord. But her complex is like, I can't do OnlyFans and have a boyfriend at the same time.

SPEAKER_04 30:52

Yeah, I mean I get it.

SPEAKER_01 30:54

Men are shit and judgy.

SPEAKER_04 30:56

She was more, yeah, and she was more on the thing of I don't want that like certain stuff out there.

SPEAKER_01 31:02

Sure.

SPEAKER_04 31:03

For like future me, like you know, to worry about, I guess.

SPEAKER_01 31:07

I'm kind of like, is this world for you, babe? I don't think that's it.

SPEAKER_04 31:10

That's why I'm like, I feel like she's gonna branch off TV stuff because this Joe is her life raft.

SPEAKER_01 31:17

She's like, I'm gonna get some exposure.

SPEAKER_04 31:19

That's why she's like pushing it hard with the confessionals. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:23

She sure is. We learn about Farius. Fijians.

SPEAKER_04 31:27

Oh my god, Farius! I was just like waiting for Fijian Darius!

SPEAKER_01 31:32

Do you think they fucked?

SPEAKER_04 31:34

Absolutely. The way the way Mia reacted to Farius being brought up was like, What? She's like, They made that up. You made that up. It's like she was.

SPEAKER_01 31:45

I wish we had cameras rolling on this cast trip to the show.

SPEAKER_04 31:48

There seems to be some footage, so maybe we'll get some secret behind-the-scenes Snapchats later.

SPEAKER_01 31:53

Yeah, it's almost like they picked up filming too late. Because I actually would have loved this like all this stuff that's happening now. This could have been the end of the season. True. You know? Very true. Got a camera.

SPEAKER_04 32:03

Oh my god, we've got the cameras rolling from.

SPEAKER_01 32:07

Of course, the episode ends with like the agency party. So it's like, oh no, what's gonna happen when we bring everyone together for a work function? And the twins rock up, they're like ah yeah, they're bragging about the eight million dollar house or whatever.

SPEAKER_04 32:23

Fucking mansion.

SPEAKER_01 32:24

Mia and Darius are such like kiss asses to Quinn. Yeah. They're like, uh we love everything you've done for us, Quinn. I'm like, you're literally about to bail.

SPEAKER_04 32:35

Yeah. But okay. Okay. Um, and we have the showdown, Mia and Ruby. Perfect end to a first app. I was like locked in. I was locked in.

SPEAKER_01 32:46

I was like, next app. Perfect. Yeah. So the twins try and be there for it. Mm-hmm. And Ruby's like, fuck off. I'm I'm talking uh this woman here. Oh, they were they were doing that.

SPEAKER_03 33:00

Do you need support, Mia? Are you okay, Mia? Support are they gonna do that? We can come and help you.

SPEAKER_04 33:07

It's like Mia doesn't know how to talk, that's why.

SPEAKER_01 33:09

Those twins are the last people I would want to support me in a fight.

SPEAKER_04 33:13

They're just gonna be like, uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 33:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:16

Yeah, they'll give nothing. Um I like how the show does like a preview of the next episode because it's like if you weren't already hooked, it's like, oh, here's a little teaser, even though I just like pretty much watch all of them in like two seconds, two yeah, two days anyway.

SPEAKER_01 33:33

It's like I'm already in. Yeah. So it kicks off, Ruby's like, you think you're better than everyone else tea. And Mia's like, whatever, you're just jealous because I stole your spotlight.

SPEAKER_03 33:46

And I went viral overnight.

SPEAKER_01 33:48

Um, and she's still on the stuff and she calls Ruby and Ugly cunt on her way out.

SPEAKER_04 33:53

Uncalled for, but also kind of fun. That people I was like, oh, Mia was made for television. She was made for television. She's such a bitch.

SPEAKER_01 34:02

And then they do like a Mia's left the chat. Like I love they're doing those. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 34:07

Very the circle.

SPEAKER_01 34:08

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 34:11

Which I really got into it.

SPEAKER_01 34:12

Some of those group chat bits, actually. I'm like, okay.

SPEAKER_04 34:14

Oh, I was trying to watch it last night with um like half doing the dishes, and then I was like popping my head out to see what the what was written off. Oh, Chloe's going out for dinner with Ruby. Okay, cool, cool. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:27

Episode two says six months later, and then it's I love this, just cut to Queen Preggers.

SPEAKER_03 34:34

Craig.

SPEAKER_01 34:35

She's like, yeah. Whoops.

SPEAKER_03 34:37

Well, that happened.

SPEAKER_01 34:39

That's happened. She gives us an update on the girlies. So the agency party fallout was uh a quake in the group.

SPEAKER_04 34:49

So Mia left, Mia's gone off. She left the agency. She's made some new industry friends.

SPEAKER_01 34:54

Yeah. The stunt girlies.

SPEAKER_04 34:56

The stunt girls.

SPEAKER_01 34:57

I love the stunt girls, by the way. This is like I watched that Bonnie Blue documentary.

SPEAKER_03 35:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:02

And like the one that was like so controversial. And I literally was just like, I love this one. She's basically a gay man in a woman's body. And I'm obsessed.

SPEAKER_04 35:09

But also like It's your fucking body. They're doing porn. Uh, and they're What's the difference between one dick and a thousand dicks? And they're owning their own content, and they're not getting fucking sharp.

SPEAKER_01 35:19

They own it, they make all the money off it. Like, sure, there's like, you know, the platform fees and whatever, but they are like make it bank with their own bodies. I don't know. And yes, they are rage baiting, but so's Pauline Hansen. Like, do you know what I mean? I'm like, how is it any different?

SPEAKER_04 35:38

How is it any different? Absolutely.

SPEAKER_01 35:40

I'm all about pissing off. But it's very interesting that I wing crazy.

SPEAKER_04 35:44

Yes. I mean, if you're not, there's there's something wrong. Uh, but I love how Mia's like sidling up to them, even though she was very, very judgy about the content.

SPEAKER_01 35:56

Yeah, so that's clear that's totally gonna come up later, I reckon. Like they're gonna be like, oh, you said what now?

SPEAKER_04 36:03

You've said what now, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:04

But those girls also do they care? Like, I don't think those stunt girls are needing any validation from their friends. I think they're they know what they're doing, they know it's pissing people off, and they're gonna be able to do that.

SPEAKER_04 36:15

I love it because it's like they're making so much money, and the attention from it.

SPEAKER_01 36:18

Yeah, because that's the thing, it's like people are and I love the whole stuff with all that. So like the the people that hate them the most are women. And I'm just like, oh, this is yeah.

SPEAKER_04 36:30

Mia's not a girl's girl. No, no, and yeah, it's it's very obvious that she's it's like everything is just she just wants to be super famous, yeah, right.

SPEAKER_01 36:43

But somehow like be better than or something.

SPEAKER_04 36:46

But better than that, she's she's on a high horse. Yeah. Of like a moral high horse.

SPEAKER_01 36:52

Yeah. Well, it looks like her family don't know about it yet either. What when they started filming this or whatever. Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 36:57

And like there's the the whole thing about her dad, yeah. Yeah, kind of.

SPEAKER_01 37:01

So that'll come into it later. So Hayley is still single and living with Gwyn.

SPEAKER_00 37:07

How's that going?

SPEAKER_04 37:08

Oh my gosh. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:10

Ruby's been thriving. Now that Mia's gone, she's back on top at the um agency. Does it have a name, or am I just calling it the agency? Like Mauricio's there. Like Mauricio's gonna pop and be like, hey, ladies!

SPEAKER_04 37:24

Stone. Um, I'm sure it has a name, surely. I just don't retain that information.

SPEAKER_01 37:32

No, I'm just gonna call it the agency, which I believe is Quinn's.

SPEAKER_04 37:36

Let's just call it Queens.

SPEAKER_01 37:37

Mama Quinn's Warhouse for Ladies' Love. Uh Mia has been literally M-I-A. Great line. That was amazing. Uh, and she's got some new friends. Mia tells us, so this is when Mia gets the violins out for her victim edit, and she's like, I was left there crying in a way.

SPEAKER_04 38:03

I was crying my eyes out. No one came and checked on me. Knowing him checking me all about Ruby, everyone was just caring about Ruby.

SPEAKER_01 38:10

All love her. Yeah. At Queen's House, Quinn and Haley chat about the drama, and then we cut to like Mia and Darius having coffee on the beach, and she's just like like they've not spoken about it. She's like, everyone started with Ruby. But I need to get closure to move on.

SPEAKER_04 38:29

Yeah, I need to move on. Yeah, need to get closure.

SPEAKER_01 38:32

Great storytelling, like how to bring her back into the fold.

SPEAKER_04 38:36

Yeah. And I I love how, like, yeah, Darius just feigns interest in everything she says.

SPEAKER_01 38:43

He's like, Is this when he cries? No, that's later. No, he cries. And they get into the car, and yeah. We get the intro again. This second time watching the intro, I clocked that like the AI decided that Ruby is in a supermarket.

SPEAKER_00 39:02

Yeah, she was like, And I was like, Yeah, strutten down in the market.

SPEAKER_01 39:05

It's like food. Yeah, oh. Okay, and then Mia's is like big girl. Yeah, yeah, big girls buying food, and Mia's like causing a like hundred-car pilash. Yeah. I was like, okay. Yeah, in her wow, yeah. It's actually, yeah, some of AI's best work. Oh, yeah, that whole thing. That's why the lyrics don't make sense. Ruby goes butt plug shopping with Hailey. Love this cheap little store.

SPEAKER_04 39:40

And this is what did they call it? It's like, this is the oh my gosh. They they said this is like SM Oh yeah, yeah. They had a really funny analogy. Yeah. Um, yeah, and she was like, it's time to branch out, like it's time to do something different. I was like, yes, we're gonna see her do like a lesbian scene. You know, she's gonna go kiss herself or something. I don't know. Like I was waiting for like the next thing, but it was like what was it, a pirate or something? Yeah, she's like dressed as a pirate.

SPEAKER_01 40:11

She's like, I've bought another Timu costume, another Arthur Daly's Halloween costume.

SPEAKER_02 40:17

She's like, oh yeah, poor Hayley.

SPEAKER_01 40:20

Haley um asks about Mia and Ruby, and she's like, we haven't spoken, but you better believe Mia's acting like the victim in the situation. Mia and Quinn meet up. Um, I gotta say, I loved Mia's look in this thing. This was the yellow.

SPEAKER_04 40:38

She's dressed by baby boo. Fucking baby boo. Every outfit I'm clocking, I'm like, that's baby boo. That's baby boo.

SPEAKER_01 40:45

Baby boo.

SPEAKER_04 40:45

Baby boo's probably.

SPEAKER_01 40:46

You could put her in a garbage sack. Incredible.

SPEAKER_04 40:51

But she's got a lot of those like two-piece corset skirt looks. Yeah, she did look gorgeous.

SPEAKER_01 40:56

She just, I think she's ridiculously gorgeous. Look good in India. And Quinn meet up. Uh, this is when Maya's like, yeah, look, why was I left crying in a room?

SPEAKER_04 41:08

She's like Quinn's like, Quinn's just like, what? Weren't you?

SPEAKER_01 41:12

She goes, You had your partner there. Ruby did it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 41:15

And you had the twins, and you know, they're so um the funniest part was after that little meetup when the producers were like to congratulate Quinn on her pregnancy, and she's like, She goes, Oh, I don't think I did.

SPEAKER_01 41:33

No, I didn't.

SPEAKER_03 41:34

I'll say congratulations if I go to the baby shower.

SPEAKER_01 41:38

Spoiler alert, you're gonna fucking go to the baby shower. Yeah, I love that. Like, did you mention the pregnancy? No. But I love Mia as well. She's got all this, like, she's like, I have a there was a duty of care that I was owed. I was like, okay, HR department at the agency. Fuck it out. And then as an olive branch, Quinn invites me to the baby shower. Okay. So will she, won't she? I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 42:07

That probably pained Quinn to do that.

SPEAKER_01 42:10

Yeah. Yeah. Then this is when they get in the car and Darius just starts crying.

SPEAKER_04 42:13

Darius starts crying.

SPEAKER_03 42:14

Why was he crying? He's like, they just don't care about you.

SPEAKER_01 42:19

And then I'm worried about a grip. Haley, yeah, wants to diversify her content.

SPEAKER_04 42:30

Um which goes nowhere.

SPEAKER_01 42:34

She tells us about the stunt girlies. Yeah. Lily Phillips and Annie Knight. So Annie Knight's Aussie version of like your Lily Phillips and your bunny blue types. Um, but even Haley's like, they're nasty. They live for shock value. But not like me, I've got morals in juice. Like, I don't know. Yeah. Like, yeah, they're cheap stunts, but also like, so what? Like you're already there. Yeah, yeah, you might as well. And you got, you know, in this attention economy, you gotta stand out. Plus, as gay boys watching this, we're just like 500 cocks in a day. I'm like, Diva, that's literally last function juice. And also like gel. Yeah. So good. So we learned that Annie and Quinn also have beef. But we don't really know why yet.

SPEAKER_04 43:23

Yeah, we don't know why. It's never really explained.

SPEAKER_01 43:26

No, but it's impacting Quinn's business. And she's had it.

SPEAKER_04 43:31

She's had enough. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:34

Uh Lily tells us uh her side of doing stunt work. She goes, I'm safe, I'm enjoying myself, and I'm not hurting anyone. And I was like, Yes.

SPEAKER_04 43:46

There you go. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 43:48

She goes, There's worse things going on in the world.

SPEAKER_04 43:50

Totally, Lily. There are worse things going on in the world.

SPEAKER_01 43:54

There are. Yeah. They do this like fan meet and greet. And I love this as well. Like, it's yeah, it's repositioned. It's it's like at at a strip club, it's like, you know, men are kind of in charge of the space. But like these women have kind of turned that on its head. Yeah. And when they're doing these events, it's like that they are very in control. And they're like, the fans are lovely.

SPEAKER_04 44:14

And they're fans, and the way it's like, you know, subscribers, fans.

SPEAKER_01 44:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 44:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:20

And they're all these they're like 19-year-old Gold Coast like white boys with mullets.

SPEAKER_04 44:25

And oh, that was the one thing that they brought up that she does uh Annie Knights did like some schoolies content where she was like sleeping with 19-year-olds which again love.

SPEAKER_01 44:39

And that's that's the thing people freak out. They're like, they're young. It's like they're of age.

SPEAKER_04 44:43

Do you know how many frickin' young women have been like, you know, taken advantage of? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 44:51

Yeah, I don't know. People just are always looking for a problem in this stuff.

SPEAKER_04 44:57

They're barely legal.

SPEAKER_01 44:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 45:00

I mean ill because teenage boys are ill. Don't look, darling. But also don't look.

SPEAKER_01 45:05

Exactly. You're not the type. They're the target audience for it. So they want to see themselves in the content. I love their they're coming out with creative ideas. They're like, we could do like a Brit's V Aussies gangbang. And she's like, could do 10 of each. And she's like, ten? How about 50?

SPEAKER_02 45:22

Oh, I love it.

SPEAKER_01 45:24

Oh, so good. So funny. They are gay boys because everything's about numbers and like size. Yeah. And load, load count.

SPEAKER_04 45:31

Load count. How do you measure that? In mills?

SPEAKER_01 45:36

Yeah, exactly. Is it the twins come over to Quinn's house for a work meeting, and the work meeting is Quinn reminding them that it's very important that they look exactly the same. Yes! This is so crazy. I know.

SPEAKER_04 45:53

But they already look the same.

SPEAKER_01 45:54

And we're gonna send you to I'm gonna send you to my favourite character of the show. Dr. Adina.

SPEAKER_04 46:01

Doctor Adina. Is she Russian? There's some European.

SPEAKER_01 46:06

Coldness from Dr. Adina?

SPEAKER_04 46:08

Oh yeah. She's she's a like I'm sure she's friends with Mandria's husband. Like she's in that world for sure.

SPEAKER_01 46:17

She has no fucks to give. She's and poor Quinn. She hates Quinn. Quinn is forever gonna be buying for this woman's acceptance.

SPEAKER_04 46:26

The way she's like they asked her about Quinn and the she's like She's like, who?

SPEAKER_01 46:33

Oh woman my son is dating. No, yeah, she's just like I don't have feelings for her.

SPEAKER_02 46:42

Classic.

SPEAKER_01 46:43

Incredible casting. And that's the thing because I'm already like there's already enough great dynamics and characters. And then when they introduce Dr. Adina, I was like, her mother-in-law is the plastic surgeon and also fucking hates her.

SPEAKER_04 46:58

I was like, It's amazing, winning. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 47:02

So so good. So they discuss booking in some Botox with Dr. Adina.

SPEAKER_04 47:08

For their shoulders. Because one of their shoulders was hot like more prominent than the other ones. Is anyone looking at their shoulders?

SPEAKER_02 47:17

No.

SPEAKER_01 47:17

Like, please. Yeah. But she loves, I love that Dr. Edina is really judgy about Queen and her work, but like loves, seemingly loves the twins.

SPEAKER_04 47:26

She loves the twins, but she just loves that like it's bringing it.

SPEAKER_01 47:29

So because they're paying customers, yeah. True, and it was like a spawn con moment of them like walking. Yeah, the clinic. Which is in Sydney as well. I was like, oh okay. Oh we're flying them down to Sydney together shoulder bow tops.

SPEAKER_04 47:42

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_01 47:43

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 47:44

Interesting. I didn't realise that.

SPEAKER_01 47:45

Yeah, there were that whole scene. It was like, now we're in Sydney. I was like, oh yeah. So Dr. Adina tells uh the uh the meeting the baby notes. She tells us about this.

SPEAKER_04 48:01

She's got a contract. She was sent a contract about meeting the baby. Honestly.

SPEAKER_01 48:06

I'm on Dr. Adina's side with this. That is inside.

SPEAKER_04 48:08

Psycho. That's psycho behaviour.

SPEAKER_01 48:10

There's people out there having their kids just in a ditch and the kids fine.

SPEAKER_04 48:13

There's a prenup.

SPEAKER_01 48:14

Do you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04 48:15

It's like, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:15

It's like you can't touch the child without like hand centers. Smokers can't.

SPEAKER_04 48:21

Smokers change your clothes before anyone.

SPEAKER_01 48:24

Did you did you have meeting the baby notes when you uh had a leader?

SPEAKER_04 48:28

I had my baby in like half in lockdown.

SPEAKER_01 48:31

Oh, so no one was even fucking allowed to come in anyway. No. Oh, that's actually kind of great.

SPEAKER_04 48:36

It was parents were allowed. Like people were allowed, but it was not like we're not doing sip and meet. One of those stupid housewife.

SPEAKER_01 48:47

Every show now, isn't it? A sip and see.

SPEAKER_04 48:49

Sip and see, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:50

Sip and see what? A baby. Like it's a baby.

SPEAKER_03 48:53

It's you gotta see the baby. You gotta meet the baby.

SPEAKER_01 48:56

But these notes were so unhinged. I was literally like, Queen is insane for this.

SPEAKER_04 49:02

Insane.

SPEAKER_01 49:03

Yeah. Trust me, the second child, she's none, there will be no medical.

SPEAKER_04 49:06

And also like sending it to uh your mother-in-law who is a medical practitioner.

SPEAKER_01 49:14

Yeah. Exactly. Maybe she's worried that she's gonna Botox the baby. She's like, it's one shoulder is not the same size as the other shoulder.

SPEAKER_02 49:24

It's not prominent enough. With the filler will help.

SPEAKER_01 49:33

So oh my god, when you talk about the car, Annie and Mia go to like this carpet. Oh my god, firstly, this is the most Queensland thing ever. This was the most Queensland thing that's ever been on television. They go to the car place to get her car that has a you wish number plate on it.

SPEAKER_04 49:52

You wish number plate. And when they're talking in the car, they don't specifically say they're going to get the car wrapped. She's like, what colour do you think you're gonna go with? Something different. I thought she was gonna go get her hair done.

SPEAKER_01 50:03

I thought it was hair or like a nails or a spray. And then it's this the you wish mobile. Yeah. And she's wearing a fucking t-shirt in this scene that says Imagine dating me. It won't happen, but just imagine.

SPEAKER_04 50:16

It's very uh early Potomac um Robin. Robin always spray number. Robin is a was a huge fan of those slogan t-shirts.

SPEAKER_01 50:26

Robin R.I.P.

SPEAKER_04 50:29

I'm I'm like so I started my Potomac journey.

SPEAKER_01 50:33

Potomic is the most slept-on about criminally slept-on franchise.

SPEAKER_04 50:37

Almost through season three, which is like we're in the Ashley Darby is my favourite housewife of all time.

SPEAKER_01 50:41

Like I'm obsessed with Ashley Darby.

SPEAKER_04 50:44

Did you not know that? No.

SPEAKER_01 50:45

She's my queen.

SPEAKER_04 50:46

Didn't know that. But anyway, um, yeah, that shirt was very robin.

SPEAKER_01 50:49

Uh this So it said, yeah, imagine I mean, it won't happen, but just imagine while she's getting her car wrapped in a pink, like pearlescent pink.

SPEAKER_03 50:57

I don't want it to be matte pink, I want it to be all about shiny.

SPEAKER_01 51:02

Just incredible stuff. Like when are the logies? Because I just thought that scene was so good. So good. And he's like, babe, if you're feeling singled out, I could just come with you.

SPEAKER_04 51:14

The way she when she said, Oh, Queen invited me to her baby shower, and and he was like the fakest reaction. Oh, what?

SPEAKER_01 51:24

Baby shower. Oh yeah, so good. What a crazy idea. Because otherwise you'll be fed to the wolves. But I love Mia's whole thing, is like, I'm not gonna tell them that I'm coming.

SPEAKER_04 51:37

I like Mia was like, oh, Quinn showed no accountability. For what? And Annie's like, of course not. But it's like for what? She didn't fucking do anything.

SPEAKER_01 51:44

Oh, I can't wait to find out what Quinn and Annie have going on. Uh I love Chloe's unhinged style, by the way. She we get this little Chloe style segment where we see some of her looks, and it's yeah, she's great.

SPEAKER_04 51:57

I love the uh sides when they like switch to the next person, they have that like little like Chloe's is in front of the mirror, like rubbing her PVC outfit, and um Ruby's on the pole in her bedroom looking upside down. And then like Haley's just sort of like in the same path going on pirate. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 52:18

I'm surprised they don't put like derp to derp music underneath Haley when she's doing her content. They might they like might as well be.

SPEAKER_04 52:25

Yeah, but slapstick only fans.

SPEAKER_01 52:29

Uh Haley, she's um getting trolled by Queen. I love Queen has no confidence in Haley's anything. She's like, I bet she'll fuck up the baby shower. The baby shower. She can't even get that right.

SPEAKER_04 52:40

She heard that she didn't have enough food.

SPEAKER_01 52:42

We learn what a whale is, but Haley's like, I booked a custom for a whale. I was like, excuse me?

SPEAKER_04 52:48

Wait, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 52:49

A whale is a big spender. Big spender. Subscriber. And a custom is obviously some content they want just for them. Um so I'm just like, come on, Haley. Get your shit together, girl. And then it's the baby shower. Oh, the dress code. The dress code is pastels. Pastels, but not blue.

SPEAKER_04 53:14

But baby blue because Queen is having a boy and she's wearing baggage.

SPEAKER_01 53:17

It's basically a fucking gender reveal party at this point. Yeah. With the it's a boy, the paraphernalia. Okay. Uh the pool, the pool has the word baby. Just honestly.

SPEAKER_04 53:28

Oh, okay. So when you said whale, I was like, wait, hold on. Is that the like giant sticker in the pool?

SPEAKER_01 53:35

Baby.

SPEAKER_04 53:36

Awesome.

SPEAKER_01 53:36

So good. The girlies rock up. Um also pastel, Chloe. White is not a pastel.

SPEAKER_02 53:43

Not a pastel.

SPEAKER_01 53:44

I did like her look though. She did look good. She looks great. But I was like, that's not pastel. It's famously not pastel. Quinn goes on a rampage finding all the things Haley did wrong. There's like one piece of cheese as the food.

SPEAKER_04 53:55

Oh, and they zoom in on the honey and the cheese. I love that. And she's like, it's just not enough food. I agree. But also, it really wasn't enough food.

SPEAKER_01 54:02

Any of these girls eating.

SPEAKER_04 54:03

But no one's eating. And it's a baby shower that's not a real baby shower. It's just, you know, it's a setup.

SPEAKER_01 54:10

We also meet Fiona, who's the mum.

SPEAKER_04 54:12

Oh, great.

SPEAKER_01 54:13

Quinn Haley. She's great. She was giving Lucinda light energy. Yeah. I just was into her.

SPEAKER_04 54:18

I was into the mum.

SPEAKER_01 54:19

Her and Dr. Um Adina are really bringing the yeah, a different viewer demographic to the show.

SPEAKER_04 54:26

Completely, yeah. This is why we need Janet to do like get the mums together to do the mums only fans.

SPEAKER_01 54:33

Oh god. I love just Dr. Adina being there. She's and of course, surprise, surprise, she doesn't want to be called grandma.

SPEAKER_02 54:39

No, I'm just going to be called Adina.

SPEAKER_01 54:41

I will be called best plastic surgeon of 2026. Doctor.

SPEAKER_02 54:49

Just Doctor.

SPEAKER_01 54:50

I would not fuck with her. I wouldn't fuck with her. She's terrifying. She's terrifying and she has access to psych sedatives. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 54:58

It will be some like horror thriller. This girl Quinn.

SPEAKER_01 55:02

Between her and Quinn. It's like, uh, she's like, uh yeah, like, so you kinda like hate me. And she's like, because you are sluts with OnlyFans.

SPEAKER_04 55:14

And she literally said And you'll stop my son from being a GP and then following in my footsteps and doing the injections. But then they hug. And then they hug. And she's like, I hope things change between us. And it's like, she fucking hates you. Yeah. She's only being nice because it's on camera and you're having her grandson. So. Oh, amazing. Brutal stuff. Really brutal stuff.

SPEAKER_01 55:39

I died. And then she's like, well, I guess I'll know soon, Adina, when I have my own son.

SPEAKER_04 55:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 55:45

She's just like, I will kill you.

SPEAKER_04 55:47

Yeah. It's giving only son vibes. Oh, yeah. Single mum only only son. Only boy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 55:54

Yeah. They do the prezzies. The twins are like, um, we got some designer baby clothes. What was this hideous? Was it like Ralph Lorenhos or was it Omer's?

SPEAKER_03 56:04

It was Hermes because they they made a orange. Yeah, yeah. Everybody knows when it's a big orange spike, then it's got a big spike.

SPEAKER_01 56:12

But it was just like a white.

SPEAKER_04 56:14

Like a baby thing. Yeah, it was just like a babysuit with a little like embroidered frickin' rock and horse.

SPEAKER_01 56:20

I thought that was a the Ralph Lorenhos. That's why I was like, what is this? Fair, but it was immense. It was not cute.

SPEAKER_04 56:28

It was not cute.

SPEAKER_01 56:30

And then Ruby's like made this pillow with tasals, which was really cute. And of course. Crafting. Disgusting. Race. What a feral. They call it Povo. She's Povo. She's Povo. I was like, Yuz. Povo's back on our screens in 2026.

SPEAKER_04 56:46

So provo.

SPEAKER_01 56:47

Povo's Provo. Povo is Provo. And I love uh and that, yeah, she's crafty.

SPEAKER_03 56:53

She's crafty. Yeah, that would be right.

SPEAKER_01 56:55

Mia and Annie Rocker. She's alternative. Yeah, she's an alternative girl. Yeah. Yeah. Annie and Mia M. Are the phone are the face crack when they walk in. Quinn does a really good job of pretending she didn't know. Yeah. That would come back. She's like, oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_04 57:15

Breathe. Breathe in through your nose and out through your mouth. Breathe through your nose and out through your memo.

SPEAKER_01 57:20

Then I think she did not get the memo because Annie is wearing pastel blue.

SPEAKER_04 57:25

Oh yes, Annie is wearing blue. How dare she bring Annie out of all people? And she's wearing blue.

SPEAKER_01 57:31

She did it on purpose. Which she absolutely did. But I think because the producers told her.

SPEAKER_04 57:36

Whoa. Whoa, mama, Mia's dress in that scene. I was like, do you wear that to a baby shameless?

SPEAKER_01 57:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 57:44

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 57:46

The Ugly Crying commences. This shout out to Haley. Like Ugly Crying the House Down.

SPEAKER_04 57:54

Yeah. The house down boots.

SPEAKER_01 57:57

Queen's not having it. She runs off to the other room. Chloe to the rescue. This is my favourite line of the episode. She goes, I think you guys should go. Gur.

SPEAKER_03 58:08

They've been evicted.

SPEAKER_01 58:10

There's been a double eviction from the baby shower. And I think you guys should go.

SPEAKER_04 58:17

Why would you bring someone that hates Quinn to her baby shower? Yeah. MVP of that scene, Chloe.

SPEAKER_01 58:25

Yeah. Chloe's the girl that gets the shit done.

SPEAKER_04 58:29

Say the shit.

SPEAKER_01 58:30

Oh, okay. No one else is gonna say it. I'm gonna have to tell them to go. Gore.

SPEAKER_04 58:36

Have you ever been asked to leave a party?

SPEAKER_01 58:38

No, not that I can think of. No, not in that way.

SPEAKER_04 58:42

Can you imagine how like humiliating that would be?

SPEAKER_01 58:45

They knew what they were doing, but yeah, true. It would be mortifying to be asked to go. Mortifying. Drinks in hand, they leave. I was like, Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_04 58:55

Take those spicy in the car. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 58:58

In the now pink You Wishmobile.

SPEAKER_04 59:01

This whole show makes me want a spicy mug. Like every time I'm like, we should have had spicy mugs tonight. Because I'm just like, geez.

SPEAKER_01 59:09

This show tastes like a spicy mug. It tastes like a spicy mug.

SPEAKER_04 59:12

It tastes like a Tex-Mex restaurant.

SPEAKER_01 59:16

Mm-hmm. So good. So Quinn comes back in, learns that there's been a double eviction. Uh, and then we learn, bombshell, that Mia is the one that initially told Quinn that Annie's been talking shabaha.

SPEAKER_04 59:34

Because Mia's a messy ho.

SPEAKER_01 59:37

Messi, messy ho. Dun dun dun. That was it.

SPEAKER_04 59:42

Incred. Incred. Two who whopper episodes.

SPEAKER_01 59:47

Two whopper episodes. Great start. Great. And now they're just sorry, side note, this is so annoying as a podcaster. They're just like dropping them whenever now. I know, I know. I was like, I watched the third one last night. I haven't seen it yet. Okay, I'll hold my tongue. But I'll be back next week to talk about, I guess, three and four. I don't know. We'll see. Yeah. They're gonna just drop them whenever.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:07

It'll do Thursdays and Saturdays. Oh, so it'll be twice.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:10

Oh, okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:11

So I think it's two times a week. Look, I'm I'm so behind on all my shows that I'm uh I'm behind on Atlanta now, like by one episode, but oh yeah, what's happening on Atlanta?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:22

Just quickly.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:22

Um so we've got K Michelle on this season, which is um Is that good? Uh, it's good, but she's I don't think she's handling it very well. So I don't know if you watched Love and Hip Hop Atlanta, but I've Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:35

Yeah. I'm familiar with her. You know.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:38

I'm Rashida, I'm Rap Like Charlie Love. Um so she's a like she's a stunt queen. She's a reality fave of mine, but the I don't know she's handling the heat quite well. Because Porsche's um spread some rumors about her or like talked about something a while back about her. Oh, I need to get back in a lava. Oh yes. So there's like this like little asides of like Porsche's like smelling the oysters at dinner one night, and it's like, no, this vagina is clean.

unknown 1:01:15

That's it.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:16

So Kamichelle's losing her mind a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:18

Right. Um I'll have to tap back in soon. I just have um my cup of is overrun. I mean, then we've got Rhode Island. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:26

Then we've got fruit drag race. That's which we I The brackets need to fuck off. I've only like just finished the first bracket.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:36

First bracket was Flop Town. Floptown USA. Second bracket, living for Miss April Carrion.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:42

Oh, so I just saw who's in it, and it's crystal silky.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:47

Silky.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:48

Who like she's the new juju bee. Like, she'll just be put on every season.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:52

She's yeah. Yeah. But hey, I'm not mad about it. I always loved a bit of silky.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:56

I like Morphine, though. I do like Morphine.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:58

I love Morphine. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:00

Uh Dawn I really can't stand Dawn. Neither. I don't know what like and why does she dress like you know Bojack Horseman, that little kid that's like in the trench coat? That's what Dawn is. Yeah. Oh. Yes, too much, Sam. It's like it's too much. We can't.