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The Cringe is Real
Australian Survivor - Redemption Week 7 (w/ Shane Nicklos)
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Australian Survivor Redemption is almost KAPUT and Shane and Sam have a medium sized amount of things to say about it. Returnees are dead, my shopping trolley murdered, my Keeley just gone, and I don’t like it. Caleb is ratbagging, Cameron is stinking and Sally is well.. doing her best? This poor Jury is gonna have a hard task, lol. That and how these two feel gut punched by the edit this week.
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SPEAKER_00Welcome to Australia!
SPEAKER_01Reality television. The content is hideous.
SPEAKER_02Sorry about this. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_01Shame. Awesome. Hello.
SPEAKER_00Hi doll. How are you?
SPEAKER_01I'm going so well. How are you?
SPEAKER_00I'm good. Thank you. It's been a hot minute. Nice to be here. Welcome back to the couch. Thanks for having me.
SPEAKER_01Already being attacked. Attacked by. Attacked with love. Yes.
SPEAKER_00Hi, sweet girl. Just give me love.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. What's goss? I'm like, I've just I'm back from Palau, everyone. Uh, famous survivor location, Palau. And I think I was on last week with Phil, I was a bit like, bruh. Um, but fuck, it was amazing. And I did end up seeing the Survivor Island. Oh, really? Where they filmed season 10. Oh, amazing. Um and season whatever. Fans V Faves. And yeah, stun. In the middle of fucking nowhere.
SPEAKER_00I mean, like, I messaged you and I said that water, that water that you were swimming in, those photos, I was so fucking jealous. Fucked up.
SPEAKER_01Like postcard.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Crystal clear. Yeah. Absolute postcard.
SPEAKER_01I was getting people so mad. Friend of the pod Ash Flanders was like, good luck with your deck of cards stole. I saw that. That was so good. And then I got so many people commenting on that, but not any of the pics from the trip, but that being people being like, yeah, fuck you. Yeah, good luck with your deck of cards for your luck.
SPEAKER_00And my message you all is, fuck off. You're all jealous haters. Are you bringing out a soap range for your vagina?
SPEAKER_01I don't know. Maybe Lydia could wash your mouth out with it.
SPEAKER_00Oh my god.
SPEAKER_01Are you because are you do you watch American Survivor?
SPEAKER_00Uh, not really, no. You're not watching 50? No, I'm not watching 50, no.
SPEAKER_01Jealous. I wish I didn't start.
SPEAKER_00Uh I'm not gonna lie. I probably saw season one and two back in the day. Like 25 years ago. This is yeah. When I was only a mere fetus. Yeah. Like you were born then? I watched it as a fetus through my mum's stomach lining. Same. Um, but uh I yeah, I've only seen really that that's him. I don't know, I struggle with American franchise reality TV shirt.
SPEAKER_01So two a year, the two a year is a lot. Jeff Prop's I'm a broken record at this point, but he's just killed it. It's he's not fun. He's not fun. Australian survivors is so much fun. It is so much fun. Mind you, this week we've got bones to pick, but we're still having fun, I promise. But yeah, absolute bones too. What a fucking rough week.
SPEAKER_00Oh, it's a rough, rough week, and we're gonna get into it.
SPEAKER_01These passengers have just not been. I've gotta tell you.
SPEAKER_00I messaged you a few weeks ago and said, What's going on? I've got notes, and at that time, you know, there were certain plays in the game, and I was like fucking rooting for them. And since then, shit has changed, and I'm angry, yeah, and I'm like ready to write, but let's get into it, let's talk about it because I can tell you my notes. But let's start. Let's start.
SPEAKER_01Uh episode 19 was called Sold the IKEA Dream. Yeah, and after Tribal fucking Cameron, he's claiming uh the move to take out Simon. Which I'm sorry, sir. Not his move. That was Brooks' move. He was like, yeah, I did it. I did it. I took out Bob and Simon. I'm like, sit the fuck down.
SPEAKER_00This is why Sir. This is why I wanted to sit here and talk to you about this because of that. Oh my god, I did it. It just like the characters this year are fucking incredible. First of all, the word is annoying. Annoying, absolutely annoying, but like absolute passengers, fucking green as anything, they've got no idea. But there has been some that have redempted themselves. That's not even a word, redeemed.
SPEAKER_01There's been not a scary of redemption, I would um suggest.
SPEAKER_00I would say Jackson, a little bit. Oh yeah. From like early days where he was like a deer in headlights, and then he comes out, but he still plays the game like a dumb shit sometimes.
SPEAKER_01I I don't know. Hear me out. My understanding of redemption is like you're done fucked up something at some point, and everybody kind of knows about that, and then you're back to right your wrongs or whatever. So it made made sense for some of the returnees. Brooke, I was like, what's she redeeming? Yeah, she's always done really well.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's redeeming her not winning.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I guess there's that. Yeah. Um Mark kind of, you know, flubbed a bit or whatever on his season, but played really well, so that made sense. Simon made the most sense because he gets dumb himbo edit every season, and that's why we love him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, so he actually had the most room for a redemption. Absolutely. Which I would say he did get fire. But then they also trolled him on the way out still, which I love, by him being like, Oh, I'm gonna give a passionate spooch. I'm hanging up my buff.
SPEAKER_00Stop. They trolled him in like Brooke in the uh what do you call it? In the jury where what's her face left?
SPEAKER_01Um because he just like stands up ready to like I was like, he takes it so seriously when he stood up, like way before everyone else got there eventually, but I was like, the fact they put that in, like just showing Simon.
SPEAKER_00But they also trolled Cam. Like there's there was a look where they were like Cam trolling himself.
SPEAKER_01He was absolutely trolling himself. No edit required. Literally, they have grabs of pretty much every single person out there saying directly in confessionals that he's annoying, yeah.
SPEAKER_00And then they start saying it to him, and then he says it himself about himself. I'm annoying, pretty much like, yeah. Yeah, but bless. I know, bless. Um, can I just talk about David? Because I haven't changed it. Oh, yeah, we haven't we haven't chatted about the golden club. I know you've spoken probably many of the guests, but I was a bit unsure. You know, he's great as a contestant, yeah, was a bit unsure about him being a host, and you know, still my love for JLP. Yes. However, Daddy Dave, I'm here for it. I'm here for it. Two things can be true. Yeah, absolutely.
SPEAKER_01We miss JLP, but gotta give Golden God his flowers. He has been getting better every week.
SPEAKER_00Every week it's been getting better and better, and because he knows the game really well and has played it, unlike JLP, even though JLP knows the game, um he David knows it from a different way. Yeah, he's invested in a different way, and he's invested in the players this time around a bit more. Yeah. Like when he snuffs Brooke's torch out.
SPEAKER_01I actually love this scene. I think a lot of people will be really annoyed by this scene when Brooke gets a torch snuffed and she's like, she's like, oh I'm getting snuffed by thee, David.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, no, I loved it.
SPEAKER_01I loved it.
SPEAKER_00I loved it. It showed their friendship and it showed him breaking the fourth wall for just a second. He did really well.
SPEAKER_01And the cuddle, and then she's like, I'm proud, and then she's like, I'm proud, no, I'm proud of you. Yeah. It was good. What a demon. I fucking Brooke. Like stunning. And she gave birth like a hot second before going out there. How dare you look like that? I've told you superhuman.
SPEAKER_00She's so superhuman. I've been on a journey, my own journey with Brooke, where in season one, I was like, meh. I was like, wish I could remember. I don't I don't know if I'm a big fan of you. I think I don't know if you're the girl that I want to win, right?
SPEAKER_01That was back when the casting, let's be real, season one or season whatever, the the first 10 season, the c that was back when the casting was a little bit mateship era, as I call it, where everyone's like, oh, I'm gonna win with loyalty and honour, and everyone at home is just like Fuck and shoot me now. So and she was obviously just there because she was incredibly hot. Yeah. Um, but yeah, so I was a bit like, oh, she's an a mateship era.
SPEAKER_00And then back in 2020, for was it All Stars? Yeah, I was like, I'm on the fence, I'm on the fence, you're a very good player. This time round, fuck me, rooting for her, slightly wanting her to win, finding her more relatable to me because I'm a bit older than her, but now that she's sort of in her 30s and that she is a mum, and I'm just like, oh our values are actually more aligned than I think that they are. And yeah, kind of wanted her to go even further than she did. So yes, spoiler alert. You and us all jumped in.
SPEAKER_01That's right. Um, all right, where are we? Cameron's just being annoying. The next day, though, idol hunting commences. Uh Keely tells us she is still in Club Caput. Club. Which club kaput is adorable.
SPEAKER_00It's adorable. Uh I don't know how I feel about it. It's a bit like, okay, club kaput, whatever.
SPEAKER_01But it's like a it's just a cute way of like being like, we're on the butter. Yeah, yeah, it yeah, that's exactly what it's. Of course, that's always the group of people that I'm gonna root for. Okay. Especially when they're actually playing the game.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. So passengers. Oh, passengers, passengers, man. Let's get to that in a sec, but Keely. Keely. So my queen. Your queen. Okay, so I want to- I I wasn't.
SPEAKER_01At any point.
SPEAKER_00I I was like, incredible gameplay.
SPEAKER_01No point in the whole series.
SPEAKER_00Especially when she was with Faith. I was like, those two get out.
SPEAKER_01I thought I thought Faith was dragging her down and Mark. And I think that she I think Keely was incredible to use. She's basically used everyone to get where she got to. And this is the point that's gonna be. She almost could have kept keep doing it. And that's why I'm so enjoying her so much on this season, because literally, especially with who we've got left now, she was kind of the only person in that final five that was playing the fucking game.
SPEAKER_00Absolutely.
SPEAKER_01Uh outside of Caleb. How's Caleb playing the game? I think Jackson is playing the game. Yeah. Caleb is playing. Caleb is playing the cameras.
SPEAKER_00Caleb is playing the cameras.
SPEAKER_01I don't think Caleb's playing very strategically.
SPEAKER_00He plays it too emotional. Exactly what Keely said. He plays it too emotional. Yeah. There has been a couple of sort of I will give him some moves.
SPEAKER_01You're right. I'll give him credit. He's head and shoulders above Sally Sally and Loz. Who literally this week are like, oh my god, I'd better start thinking about a big movie. I'm like, start thinking. There's one week left.
SPEAKER_00Literally, literally.
SPEAKER_01What are we doing here? Especially Loz.
SPEAKER_00Oh my god, Loz is like I'm getting Kirsty vibes from season one. Who who fucking won it?
SPEAKER_01But also this bit when she's like, we finally get her backstory in like the fucking 21st episode of this season. I know. Where she's like, I trained for this. This is beautiful backstory about her father who passed, which is really beautiful and tragic. Then she's like, I've trained for this. I'm like, you trained for this and you came out here and did nothing. I'm sorry. But like, come on, nah.
SPEAKER_00Whenever she starts speaking about Strat, I'm just like, oh, I'm not convinced. I'm not convinced. And I can't imagine how they're even less convinced being right next to her. I'm just like, I don't believe anything you're saying.
SPEAKER_01And Sally is they want to make a big move or whatever. They want a memorable tally moment, but they don't want to risk anything. Yeah. That's the problem. They'll make a big move if it's what they had already decided they were going to do, but they're not putting anything on the line. The whole point, why we love our Georges and our Haleys and our thing, these people put shit on their fucking ass on the line.
SPEAKER_00They flew close to the sun.
SPEAKER_01They fly close to the sun. Thank you, God and God. Ucharus. What's Ucharus?
SPEAKER_00Oh my god, they were so good. Oh no fuck with no. So back to Keely. I started off really dis just disliking her. And I was just like, I couldn't bother. Couldn't be personal girly.
SPEAKER_01However, she's girling so hard.
SPEAKER_00However, over the last four or five weeks since she's left Faith and since Mark's out of the picture, I'm like, actually.
SPEAKER_01Babe, Faith has not been in the show for like.
SPEAKER_00I know. I know, I know. But I'm like, actually, you're kind of a bit of a boss now.
SPEAKER_01And now welcome to the club, Shane.
SPEAKER_00I've been a carrying member since week one.
SPEAKER_01Thank you very much.
SPEAKER_00You're welcome to join me. There was just something about her that I was like, because Brooke was in the picture, I was like, oh, I would rather Brooke. Sure, sure, sure. Oh, you got um I got stuck. Staster up. And you know what, Fed? And I've been on my journey with Brooke, remember?
SPEAKER_01So I was like that with Mama because we all know I love Mama. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_00And then yeah. Obsessed with can we can we both do it at the same time? Let's do it. Do what? Mark. I'm sure he would love that.
SPEAKER_01Um there's a room spot in the middle of us in the cabinet. It's gonna be the rose between two things.
SPEAKER_00We don't buy no, I yeah, Mark was number one for me. He was and then he was baby girl of babies. And when that happened, I was like, oh fuck, do I even keep watching? What's the point? Anyway. Anyway, so derailed uh Queen Cutts.
SPEAKER_01Queen Caput is still kaputting. Uh Sally finds the other half of this fucking half idol. I've got to say, love this twist because it's like, and they've done so I've got to give my flowers and my snaps to the production team this year. They held back so hard from the twists. Yeah, normally we get probably one or two too many, and the fans hate it. This year, there was a little bit, but it was just not crazy. And this is a good one where it's like it's a little bit different from just planning an idol. Yeah, it makes people have to work across alliances, talk to each other. Yeah, well done. Love the half idol twist. Agreed. Did I love how it turned out? Absolutely not, but we'll get to that later. But Sally finds it. Um, and remember at this point, Brooke's got hers, but people don't really know yet about the half thing. So Cameron saw her find it. That's right. And the power there is that he doesn't know it's half.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, he thinks it's a whole idol.
SPEAKER_01A full one, so love that. Uh, we get our second IKEA product placement of the season.
SPEAKER_00How do you feel about having spoiled? I mean, it's worked. I've been I've been looking up IKEA stuff. Have you seen that 50s chair? I saw this reel come up in my this reel come up. All our algorithms are fucked. This reel came up in my Instagram. It's like, I bought this IKEA chair for my cat, and I was like, fuck, I was already gonna get that chair, and now I'm gonna get it for my new cat that I'm gonna get when I move eventually. So yes.
SPEAKER_01No, this was quite amazing. Thanks, Survivor. I love Caleb's like, I'm the defending IKEA champion.
SPEAKER_00Can we talk about him for two seconds? Sure, please. When he first came on the first few weeks, I was like, who is this meth addict that they have on this show? Yeah, sorry Caleb. Oh, that's such that's such a sweeping statement. But I don't literally mean that, but I was like, who is this guy? He is perfect for television. Perfect, and I was like, this guy is crazy, and I actually kind of love him.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah, I'm I've come around. Same. Um I'm on your Keeley journey. I've had my Caleb journey where literally first weeks I was like, oh, I don't know if this guy's for me. I also sort of just gravitated more towards Jackson. Yeah. And in their little rivalry, which is all doesn't seem that real.
SPEAKER_00No, it's not, it's just for show.
SPEAKER_01It's banter. Yeah. But I've just always been kind of on Jackson's side with that. Is that because you're gonna be? And I think well, yeah. Um Caleb is getting more fuckable as the weeks are going on. He's got full island hot. This week he's like the beard, he looks great with a beard. He looks so good with a beard. Caleb grow a beard. And he's piercing blue eyes, very piercing, love a belly tat. Yeah. Um, yeah, Caleb, great. I just yeah, I just need a little less um, yeah. I'm a shit.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, a little less, a little less, you know.
SPEAKER_01But also lean in like fucking if you're gonna be rap bag, yeah, be rap bag.
SPEAKER_00He is chaos caleb with a cane.
SPEAKER_01Exactly. Uh so uh in this challenge, poor Jackson struggles. He actually like full gives up. And I was like, okay. That's the one with the rope, yeah. The knots. He was like, fuck this. I'm I was Jackson in that moment. I was like, fuck untying knots.
SPEAKER_00I was the same. I was like, give up, girl.
SPEAKER_01Um but good thing he's pretty. Cameron wins. One more board. And he picks this was so this was like the death the beginning of the end for poor Cameron. Yeah. Where he was like, Who am I gonna pick for the IKEA reward? And he picks Achilly and Sally and then cut to Loz's face for like the second reward in a row where they just cut to Loz and she's like this, not getting picked. And in her internal dialogue, he's like, I'm gonna fucking kill this.
SPEAKER_00I think that's some that's some foreshadowing if she gets it to the jury because she ain't getting picked.
SPEAKER_01I've called it.
SPEAKER_00Oh no, she's the goat of jury and she knows it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's the sacrifice of all sacrifices. Uh, cut to loss' face, incredible, priceless, and she's like, um, don't forget that Sally won a car.
SPEAKER_00Forgotten about that. I was like, hello everyone. What the mechindra um Scorpio. She can't have that reward yet, Loz. Like, she's not scooting around the island on her car.
SPEAKER_01Okay, reward police, Loz. Like chill the fuck out. Uh Loz is killing the vibes at camp. Just being like, cranky cranky.
SPEAKER_00Where's my reward?
SPEAKER_01Then at the palatial IKEA retreat, which was gorgeous, uh, Sally and Killy rub their muddy little hands all over the clean bed looking for idols. I was like, ah.
SPEAKER_00I love how they all had to share the bed. I was like, I was like, oh well, lucky apparently lucky Cameron had a wash because apparently he stunk.
SPEAKER_01They would all stink, right? Yeah, I know, but apparently he stunk the moon.
SPEAKER_00Yes.
SPEAKER_01Those shorts.
SPEAKER_00They were saying that he was pits and everything. They were like, oh, Cameron's the worst.
SPEAKER_01I don't mind a stinky boy, but there is a we're dancing on a fire.
SPEAKER_00There's a line, yeah, you know. Like, you don't want to always smell ass. Like, if he's standing 40 metres away and the wind breezes, you don't want to smell ass, right? Only when you choose to. Exactly.
SPEAKER_01So he has a nice long shower in the IKEA um soap retreat. Uh they get their robes on vagina. Yeah. Wash it. Wash yourself.
SPEAKER_00He wash his mouth out.
SPEAKER_01And then he goes, Oh my god, I full forgot that you were at the high T reward with me, I've done I've done pick the wrong bitch, and I was like, Oh and I believe it. He actually just forgot.
SPEAKER_00I genuinely believe it. I genuinely believe he just had no idea what was going on. He doesn't know who Icarus is, he absolutely forgot.
SPEAKER_01But this is the level of gameplay we're talking about. There's like with these passages. There's like six people left or something at this point. The picking of people should not at any point be about, oh, who hasn't had a reward? It should be about who do you want at overnight opportunity to strategize with. Correct.
SPEAKER_00Have you seen this show? He he did say he didn't want Keely back at camp looking for an idol, but then brings her to the thing where there's more chance of an idol or something being there, right? In the bloody blog and bed. Exactly.
SPEAKER_01Under those there was one too where they didn't find it. You reckon? I reckon. Or they would have like in the shampoo bottle.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, or they would have like actually, there probably wasn't because they would have like showed it on camera.
SPEAKER_01I think the half idol is like the last one of the season, which I really like. Yeah. Because we don't want too much. Yeah, it's getting to the last minute tweet. So that was so funny. Killy then tells Cam that he's annoying.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. That's what I like about her. Is she very and she'll tell you to your face. And I was like, okay, I I can respect this. I can yeah.
SPEAKER_01Back at Brooke suggests they all vote Cameron out because he's what? Annoying. Annoying. Uh Loss and Caleb think about it. Uh, and then we get ideas are flowing, but this is and this was my criticism of this episode. It was pretty clear to me what was gonna happen from the very start. Yeah. And then they kind of like cut in all these like ideas, and Brooke wasn't buying them, I wasn't buying them. I was just kind of like, I don't know.
SPEAKER_00No, we knew from the get-go, camera. It was, yeah. It was and when it becomes too predictable like that, it's like, okay, all right, you can't have too many of those episodes, otherwise people get it.
SPEAKER_01And we haven't had that many this season. They've done a really good job of keeping us on edge.
SPEAKER_00Um GG's been edging us.
SPEAKER_01The next morning at the IKEA Eco Resort, there's pastries, and Keely's like coffee. And I was like here with you, girl. I would be the same. And this coffee fuels her to the immunity challenge. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Um and when that immunity challenge, when she was so zoned in on uh was it the blocks? No, I think so. There was a lot of wobbly things. Yeah, uh it was the yeah, no, they had to Oh no, it was the statue, it was the a yoga pose, like boat pose. Yeah, they had to it looked like a seesaw. That's right. That she was a statue, she was not moving. I was so impressed.
SPEAKER_01Brooke was incredible as well, but then her body like literally started to spasm. Literally. I was like, fuck.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I'm looking at that going, I'd be out and yeah, oh five seconds.
SPEAKER_01This is one of those ones where I'm like, yeah, this one's for the girlies, the the Pilates mums. So for the girlies.
SPEAKER_00I was I was actually really proud of Keely for that one. Very good on you, girl.
SPEAKER_01I was like, Yeah, yeah, my girl. Uh she did it. She did it. She fucking did it. Individual immunity. I did love the edit though, yeah, which is like a statue. Someone was like, is she even breathing?
SPEAKER_00She's still clear. These these fucking passengers calling out on the side. You said this last week. I saw this clip. But like, shut up. Stop.
SPEAKER_01Shut up talking. Unless it's whispers, because you're working on some some cunty plans at tribal. But if it's literally just like, um, Simon Los is a mum, and it would she would it would mean so much for her to win. It would mean so much for her to win, then fungi win.
SPEAKER_00Win, exactly. What about Cameron just talking through the whole thing, trying to throw off the girls while he's doing the challenge? It's like shut up, Cameron. And what did what did David say? He said something to Brooke along the lines of, what do you want from this right now? Cameron to shut up.
SPEAKER_01What's worse? The pain of this thing, or Cameron, and she's like, Cameron. Cameron all day, every day. So good. So good. Oh my god. Uh back at camp. Caleb tells us uh we got options tonight. The necklace isn't on Brooke for once. So there's that, but also Cameron is annoying as fuck. And there's that. Yeah. And uh yeah, it sort of starts to look like that's where we're heading.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, confirming what we already thought. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01But then Jackson, and this is what I like about Jackson. He's like, in his confessionals, he's like, tonight we're all just dumping on Cameron. Hang on. I've just said that out loud and it sounds real dumb. Like he's got he's a self-aware king.
SPEAKER_00He is self-aware. Yeah. Yeah. He he is very self-aware. He is he will sometimes look and make a a suggestion or something that sounds a bit dum-dum. But when he has a moment to speak and shine, like what Ben said, he's a poet. Like I agree with that. He really knows how to articulate himself under pressure.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I think he's doing very well. I think he's been very still and calm when he needs to be and stuff.
SPEAKER_00That's what that's my redemption for him. So I know you talked about redemption. His overarching redemption is to make his family happy. But in the show, he's had his own redemption. He started off going, ooh, what am I doing? He did. And he's kind of grown and learned how to play. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? That's kind of a redemption, I guess. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01With some returnee mentorship, perhaps. Which, like, not gonna lie, kind of love there's no returnees now in the end. Because it does give us this, it does feel a bit more even and like unpredictable. Absolutely. Um, I think the fans would be pretty let down by like a full I mean as much as we would love Brooke to have won, like if it was just her at the end, and then like a landslide, you'd be a bit like if it was Brooke Keely though, that would be good.
SPEAKER_00That would have been excellent.
SPEAKER_01If it was Brooke Keely and Loz, where we know we know the two that I think Healy would win out of a Brookhilly, because remember, all the passengers and stuff, they were really like we want a newbie to win. Yeah, and there's more of them, obviously, uh all the time, but even on the jury. So I think I feel like if it was between those two, Keely would have a great shot.
SPEAKER_00But I think Brooke's social game is actually more warmer than Keely's.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, true. I've been convinced this whole time up until this week that Keely was winning. So that's why I'm yeah, I'm still in a bit of a state of shock. We were there. Uh so we get a few uh idle chats here. This is the half half of it all. So Brooke tells Caleb she only has half, and this is where I will give Caleb his strategic flowers because he's like, Oh yeah, and this is where he insinuates he has the other half, yeah, which is so fucking smart. Yeah, because she knows that there's another half out there, you don't really need to like cite it or anything, yeah. She knows but Sally's got it, so it's it's a it's a good bluff. Everyone else thinks that he has it. Yeah, fully worked until and Sally doesn't want anyone to know she's got it, so it works out really well. Yeah. Um but that's fine if you're gonna use that somehow to do some awesome thing, but but they didn't, that's where it that's where it ended. And this is the thing, and these newbies, they're doing all these like things, performative things, but they're not like yeah, they're not risky or groundbreaking.
SPEAKER_00They were trying to outpsy the the returnees laugh, but the returnees uh are masters at that. Exactly.
SPEAKER_01And we're every time someone's bugs at Brooke that they walk away and Brooke looks at us and goes, sure, Jan. Like Brooke knows her bullshit is like incredibly recording. Incredible, she's on the money. Like I remember with Ben when he was in the game, bless Ben. He would always be like, oh yeah, just totally you know, pulled the wool over their eyes, and then she was like, dude, like you just lied to my voice. That continue that theme continues until she's gone. Uh at Tribal, Keeley tells the Golden God that they that you know she's on the chopping block. Uh, so she's very happy to be wearing the necklace. They vote, and yeah, the half idol gets whipped out. Um yeah, she's like she outs Brooke outs Caleb for having out that or she what she thinks is outing it. She's like, Caleb's got the other half.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, which is very smart.
SPEAKER_01Very smart, but she thinks unfortunately not correct. Not correct. But she's all good. It's a fucking Cameron landslide in the end. So Jackson was wrong. She's made it through. Sometimes there are landslides. Yeah. Uh and the jury, I love this, the jury were stoked. They were so stoked. Like, fuck, yeah. They were so stoked. But I was like, don't be too excited. He's joining you now. Yeah. He's gonna stink up the joint.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, and now he's gonna be annoying with you guys. And you've got at least another freaking six days. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_01Episode 20 is called Maggot. That's right. The amount of times they said maggot this episode, I was like, what didn't they just call me? You felt you felt violated.
SPEAKER_00I was like, are we still saying that?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I was like, wow. Let's reclaim that. Alright, 10. Yeah. So good. Post-tribal, Keely is celebrating with team kaput. Um Caleb keeps up the act. He's like, oh, you didn't have to tell everyone about my heart. And I was like, get it. Get it, rap bag. He's such a rap bag. Next morning, Caleb's like, Maggots! Maggots. Editing, the doo-doo-doo, the music, and then boom, and also I love that it was this crocheted, like rainbow jacket. That was Jackson Jack. Jackson Jack. Hideous, hideous. He bought it from like a fucking hippie market in like Nimben or something from some like stoner. Some stoner, yeah. And it was the ugliest fucking thing. So those maggots did you a favour, but Brooke says uh Club Caput doesn't feel that kaput anymore, baby.
SPEAKER_00No, because they're a the 3-3 split.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, back to we're back to the even Stevens splits. So this was again, I was like, are we getting rocks this time? Who knows? I wish it went to rocks. I kind of do too. I'm not gonna lie. I really wish I went to have been fun.
SPEAKER_00Oh, it would have been so much fun if it went to rocks.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. I think I think a lot of these players, like, well, obviously the passengers the whole time were happy to go to rocks because that in their mind that's like, whoa, we're doing something cool. But I think the the the real girlies, Kieley, yeah, like I'm not fucking letting$500,000 exactly just be up to chance.
SPEAKER_00Like, fuck that. And when some people have said that to people like Jackson and Caleb, um, letting$500,000 go up to chance, they're the ones who have thought, oh yeah, and she maybe you're right. Whereas like Loz and Sally are like, oh Sally, I thought Sally was gonna do more at the start of the season. They talked so much, and then she just and then like she won the car, and then I was like great backstory, cute diva.
SPEAKER_01I was like, so she looks like someone that I would hang out with. Like she literally she seems cool, and then yeah, I don't know. I I think it's it like and look, I don't never quite claim to know how this actually works when you're out there. I'm sure it's a lot, but I think a lot of these people went in thinking they were gonna slay the house down boots yes quad, but then they were nothing of the sort, nothing of the sort, because like you look at the returnees and they are bona fide stars of this show.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, do you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_01And maybe that was what it was, maybe that fucked with them a bit, and they were like they sucked up all the oxygen, and so the newbies were a bit like, oh well, fuck my drag.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, you know, well, with Mark coming in and taking control every time he went into a he was daddy, he was yeah, and I was here kind of here for it.
SPEAKER_01And then Brooke kind of did it in like a strong silent way, which is intimidating, yeah, very intimidating. Um, and then Simon is just so gorgeous.
SPEAKER_00He's still got the himbo in it, but slightly redeemed. But we do we we we love Simon, but he takes it so seriously, but he's not pretty but he's self-deprecating. Yeah, he is a lot of people. He's actually aware he's self-aware.
SPEAKER_01He is, and he takes it on the chin. The way he interacts with the fans and everything, it's amazing. Like, we're all just like hanging so much shit off him. He knows it's with love, yeah, and he gets into it. He's a good act. That is top lok shit. He's absolutely not a lot of people could do that, especially like men like this. You know what I mean? I don't know. Like, yeah, look at look at like the cast of maths. Like there's one thing written about them, and they're like and they're like in the comments, like trolling people.
SPEAKER_00I don't know how you've spent any time on that show, but that's an off-hair conversation. You're missing out. Is it the one that really likes to know? Tyrone or whatever his fucking name was the one who Tyson, yeah. Tyson. Uh don't don't put your gay people in my face. Fuck off, dickhead. Sorry. Like, anyway.
SPEAKER_01Uh Sally tells Caleb that um Brooke thinks he's annoying. She's like, look, we just voted out the most annoying person in the tribe. Now that he's gone, you are now the most annoying person.
SPEAKER_00I mean, there's a little bit, there's a little bit of truth in that. There's a bit of truth in that. But Caleb believes everything anyone says.
SPEAKER_01Do you think Caleb's got a little stiffy for Sally?
SPEAKER_00Maybe.
SPEAKER_01I feel like there's a little something, something.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, maybe he could have a bit of a stiffy for Sally. Actually, you could be right there, but maybe they're gonna, you know, fucking get their Survivor Island on afterwards, like Survivor Uplate.
SPEAKER_01Hashtag stiffy for Sally. Survivor up late.
SPEAKER_00But I don't know. I just he is too emotional, yeah, and has been the whole time. Um, but it really came to light these last this this last week.
SPEAKER_01Uh Keely knows that she needs to maneuver her game differently at this point in the game, so she pitches to Jackson. She's so smart. Uh sorry, she pitches pitches Jackson to Sally, yeah. Even though um she doesn't trust Sally, she's like, I'm gonna try and work with you. And I I thought I think she was for real about this because Keeley's Keely will get rid of whoever she needs to to get to the end, and that's why we love her.
SPEAKER_00As long as the conversation's not about her, yeah, she was like, I'll go with anything, just so it's not on me.
SPEAKER_01And until I need to if there were more people willing to do that, this season would have been even better.
SPEAKER_00She's so adaptive, and that was some of my notes I was talking about. Yeah. When they were talking about when they were with Mark back a few episodes ago, there's so many moves that could have been made with those idols, and they just didn't make any of those moves anyway.
SPEAKER_01Another wobbly puzzle thing for immunity are that dispel final five.
SPEAKER_00That's right, yes.
SPEAKER_01And that was when I was like, oh, so because I thought maybe there'd be a non-alim at some point, yeah. But with that, I was like, shh, will they have to get rid of someone? Yeah, uh, and our girl does it again, twice in a row. Keely fucking wins. How good sweet girl. I at this point I was like, fangirling out hard. Uh back at camp, Brooke gets emotional. Um, writing's kind of on the wall for her at this point. Yeah, and so she's like, Look, I'm happy that I get to see my daughter.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it was another episode where we kind of knew what was gonna happen.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but there was always still a little bit, yeah, it's like these half idols are floating around. Could something happen? I was kind of like holding on hope. Same something exciting was gonna happen.
SPEAKER_00Same, same, same, same. I was so holding on hope for that. I was like, come on.
SPEAKER_01Uh Jackson and Keely are like, well, Brooke is an option.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Uh but then Keely also is like, she's my girl. Yeah, we've had this beautiful time together. And that was the hope.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, because I thought, oh, Keely's gonna stick with her, yeah, you know, and go to the end with her because I respect her game. And yeah, anyway.
SPEAKER_01And then welcome to the show, Sally, yeah, who goes 20-something episodes later. Yeah, I've just started to learn about this concept. It's called big moves. Sue's big moves. Exactly. Sally's big fucking move. She's cooking up a plan, and to be honest, girl, I'm like, I don't even know what the fuck she's on about at this point. But it's freaking Caleb out.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, the one where she was like, we're gonna say it's your name. But I was like, okay, what jungle meth have you smoked today? Because like, what the fuck?
SPEAKER_01I know these two in their little jungle meth things. They're getting their coconut pipes out and they're freaking smoking those leaves. She pictures it to the girlies, um, saying that Caleb will give her half the idol, which I thought that I was kind of like, alright, you you you're getting something with this.
SPEAKER_00Something, it's just not quite there, which was representative of her game.
SPEAKER_01And Brooke is like, there is a 1% chance we're voting Caleb out, but I'll take it. Uh yeah, Sneaky Sal. She's desperate to but build a resume. Because at this point, if Sally's in the final, like, what is she gonna say? She doesn't have to. The jury are going to like decimate her.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, she her in laws are yeah, it's yeah.
SPEAKER_01Fucked. Yep, yep, yep. Um, do you know it's a live final this year as well? Is it? Yeah, so they don't know who's won yet. Well, the jury, obviously. Oh my god, like yeah, they're gonna read out the votes loud.
SPEAKER_00Oh my god, I didn't know that. Yeah, okay, that's good. That's a nice change. Because it's been like pre-recorded the last few years, hasn't it?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah, I think sort of since COVID. Yeah. Um, but we're back to live, which will be fun. I love a live final. Brooke believes that the Caleb plan is fake. She fucking she's too good. She's like, nice try, you guys. Like, I know I'm going. And in preparation for that, she hides her half the idol in some trackies. She's like, put him in the trackies.
SPEAKER_00This is what I love about Australian Survivor. Yeah, is all of our color our Australianisms. It's in the fighting tracking. Yeah, the worst of the world's like, what the fuck is that? I know people are gonna be like, what is a tracki?
SPEAKER_01Um at tribal, the jury enter looking sexy, sexy as it's no matter a bit when the jury starts to get bigger, and just everyone just progressively looks hotter and hotter, sluttier and sluttier as time goes on. So good. Uh Brooke says, I've hidden half the idol back at camp. And Caleb, if you vote with me, I'll tell you where it is.
SPEAKER_00Smart. Very smart, very smart. One last ditch effort.
SPEAKER_01She tr she fought hard to the very end. Yeah, she really did.
SPEAKER_00And Jackson's little speech. Yes, I was.
SPEAKER_01This was I was live blue skying along with this episode, and I was like, Jackson, just read the house down.
SPEAKER_00Fucking read the house. That's what I'm talking about. When he is on the spot and needs to articulate what he needs to say, bitch comes out with the truth in the most perfect way.
SPEAKER_01He read those fucking passengers for were not the fucking underdogs.
SPEAKER_00They were the dogs.
SPEAKER_01Stop calling yourself the underdogs. Yeah, exactly. The real underdogs this whole time have been Brooke and Keighley and Jackson, who they like shunned because he flip-flopped, and just like, I don't know.
SPEAKER_00I don't think he flip-flopped. I think he was like, actually, I'm gonna lie myself with these people because I'm gonna learn more. And I guess I'm actually gonna get rid of seen it though, right? I don't know. He should have read them for passengers instead of calling them underdogs. He should have said, You're actually fucking travelling passengers. Yeah. He should have.
SPEAKER_01Absolutely, yeah. They vote, and before the votes are read, Brooke whispers to Keeley, it's in the trackies.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Shocker up. And then unfortunately, Brooke is kaput. I know. And this was the beautiful moment with Golden God and Simon doing his one man sounding ovation for her 132 days. 132 days is so long.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it's wild. That's crazy. It's wild. And he was like, he had tears in his eyes as well. Blessed. He takes it so seriously, which we love. Yeah. And it's important. But um, yeah, yeah, we love that.
SPEAKER_01Last night's episode was called Half and Half. And Caleb is frothing at the start of this one. He goes, Ah, we've gotten rid of all the returnees. And like, yeah, like that is another Caleb screaming at the camera.
SPEAKER_00That's exciting. Yeah. Um, I mean it's exciting, but with who's left? Is it exciting?
SPEAKER_01Well, up until I reckon at this point the producers were looking at each other like, fuck.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01What the fuck are we gonna do?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah. And look how that turns out when we get to the game. The baby girls are baby girl themselves out. Yeah, exactly. They fucking died. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_01Uh and then we sort of get Loz's backstory, which was really nice. I at this point I was like, oh, we're getting Loz's backstory. Is she going? That's what I was thinking.
SPEAKER_00Normally, when you get that, you think, oh, they're leaving.
SPEAKER_01So though I feel like that was a a misdirect and well done production, because I normally, you know, think I'm pretty all over it. You had me fooled. And so I was lulled into a false sense of security. Yeah. This episode. I was like, Loz is going. That's what I was last two have been straightforward, this one's gonna be straightforward.
SPEAKER_00I was lulled right up until until they were read out.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. She decided to train and get really fit for Survivor. Um, do a kids proud, all that. We love it. Um, I wish we got this backstory like weeks ago, but I understand that there was no reason for it for it. Yeah, but Keely's all alone in the shelter. She says that uh voting out Brooke was tough, but she had to do it, and she got a little gift out of it.
SPEAKER_00And Brooke was right in her exit confessional, they wouldn't have been able to get her out if it wasn't for Keely.
SPEAKER_01It's yeah, it's true. And also Keely's smart, she knows that she doesn't want to sit up against Brooke at the end. Even though I do think she still had a good shot to beat her, I think it's who wants to run that because she's so beloved. Correct. And with the redemption theme and everything, I feel like if any returney was in the end, it was kind of theirs. Uh we get the flashback of her finding the half idol. Yep.
SPEAKER_00Yep.
SPEAKER_01And she just goes straight up to Caleb. Oi. Give me your hair. Oi, ticket.
SPEAKER_00Give me your other half. Your other half. Give me another half. And he's half of you.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah. I don't know. Like, she's so incredible. Yeah, she's so good. The balls on her.
SPEAKER_00She's very, very calculated, very smart, and very adaptive. Yeah. Yeah. She's very adaptive in this game, which is very impressive. And I was really looking forward to her pitch.
SPEAKER_01Truly, I was picturing her pitch this whole time, and I think it would have been one for the ages. Ah, it would have been incredible. It's like Hailey level, absolutely unbelievable.
SPEAKER_00Hayley level, absolutely. And we were robbed of it. Robbed.
SPEAKER_01Uh anyway. So we get another wobbly thing for immunity. And baby boy Jackson pulls this one out of the bag. Incredible. So good. Well done. That was a hard challenge.
SPEAKER_00They've all been like stupidly hard. Stupidly hard. Yeah. Wobbly fucking metal thing. Yeah. A gust of wind blowing all their fucking things.
SPEAKER_01I love Caleb's like, there was wind.
SPEAKER_00And Golden God's like, cool story. Wow. Yeah. Well, you want me to go, oh, stop the challenge, everyone. Yeah. Like, he didn't do that for Jackson when he was tangled up in the rope in the two challenges before. Just get on with it. Make it work.
SPEAKER_01There's no wind allowance. Chill out. Back of camp, Caleb is like, Loz is being taken to the end as a sacrifice. Yeah. Uh, and she's pretty much gonna vote for me at the end. Yeah. Which is correct. Like Caleb is smart to keep her close.
SPEAKER_00Absolutely. She is being taken to the end as a sacrifice.
SPEAKER_01And they you can tell they genuinely like each other as well. This group of people.
SPEAKER_00And she's not Loz knows that she's being taken to the end as a sacrifice. You reckon? Yeah, I think You'd have to, right? She'd have to. She's like, I've done nothing. The only She tried to pull that whole let's vote Caleb out thing in the in the last thing, but that didn't happen, right?
SPEAKER_01And I think at this point now. Yeah, she's like.
SPEAKER_00I just think if she had done that, I don't think it's a big enough move anyway.
SPEAKER_01I agree. I think at this point it doesn't matter what you do. You could like it wouldn't have been. I don't know. You could like reveal that you're actually an a psychologist. Something crazy like that, and it still wouldn't be enough. Not enough. Like, what would she have to do?
SPEAKER_00Who did that in the past season that revealed they were psychologists?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, Hurricane Kelly.
SPEAKER_00That's right, Hurricane Kelly.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Like, she would have to commit like a murder for it to be the biggest movie. For people to be like, wow, she really wanted it. Loz's big move. Yeah. She does try though to reignite the uh the girl, the Redbacks alliance. Yeah. Always a good play. And I'm usually nine times out of ten here with my snaps on for that. For that. For the girl power at all. But Loz, the way Loz is doing this is like not really.
SPEAKER_00It didn't feel it's like uh you like Keely said, it's too late. It's you've missed your opportunity.
SPEAKER_01But the three girlies do chat about getting rid of Caleb. Whether or not that was ever real or not, we'll never know. But Keely, of course, is gonna fucking give it a listen.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And then Keely gave us, I'm gonna say it, the shadiest and most perfect confessional of the whole season, where she said, I quote, it's shocking to see Loz come up with a plan. That's the but with like a dead, like deadpan. It's like I'm proud of her. I was like, you can't.
SPEAKER_00So good. It's so good. The other time she's done that, she's like, I'd rather shit in my hands and clapped. Oh my god. That line was amazing. Good. I think this is this is how I've become because she's not being clouded by Faith and Mark. That's how you know I've seen more of her. So good. Yeah. Um such a cunt. So good.
SPEAKER_01This is why she's my girl.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Oh, I died. Jackson is like, the underdogs are finally imploding. Yeah. I did not love this change from passenger to underdog. Yeah, I was confused and kind of annoyed at the like at the misuse of the term. I don't know. It was like what is going on here? Uh him and Keely are cautiously optimistic. Um they're still keen to get Laws out, and they think that they can manipulate Caleb into voting her out. Uh because now they can say, well, she's gunning for you. Yeah. She's trying to get, you know, this feminism thing going on to take you out. Uh so yeah, that's that was a good play, like worth a shot.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Um Keely should have she should have stuck with this female alliance because she was up against Sally and Lodge.
SPEAKER_01But were they I don't think they weren't for real about it though.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. I think she clocked it. Yeah. Probably, you're probably right there. But if she had, Keely would have won by a landslide.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, true. Because yeah, it feels with the edit anyway, it was between her and Caleb, right? Yeah. Uh Sally's torn between playing a game I'm proud of and playing a game that's appealing to the jury. And being authentic. And I was like, mateship era wants its cast members back. Head and heart. Two seasons too late, babes. Like, I'm just like, but we were done with this.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, well, yeah, she's not done with this.
SPEAKER_01You can put having morals on hold to play this game. Absolutely. It's a game, fucking. But we want to see. Yeah. I feel like some of these people did take it a little bit too seriously, even to the point where I'm like, I wonder who's like still mates and stuff afterwards. I feel like there could be drama.
SPEAKER_00I don't think Keely would be mates with like Caleb, but a few of them. Alright. So yeah.
SPEAKER_01Then Keely, this was so this edit, I was like, what the fuck are you trying to tell me? Show. They were like, Keely and Sally sit down, and it's like, Keely's like, I'd love to sit at the end with you, Sally.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And I was like, Yeah, I get that for Keely because she would win.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01But then Sally goes, Keely's like my survivor sister out here. Whoa. And I truly said, Excuse me. That's since when? Lit literally what I did to the camera.
SPEAKER_00I was like, when are these two suddenly friends? Uh when did this happen? Yeah. Yeah. Did I have a context for that would have been? Did I miss an episode? I was like, what? Yeah. Like us girls. Yeah. They've had strat chats before with like Faith and stuff like that when Faith was in the game. Yeah. But that was all like Faith and Keely using Sally. I didn't get this sister vibe from that.
SPEAKER_01No. Yeah. I was really bothered by that. Tribal S2S. Jurienta Gigi says something along the lines of, Oh Keely, you've won a few challenges out. She goes, um Are you calling me a challenge? Are you calling me a challenge, please?
SPEAKER_00I'll take it, except the getting voted out part.
SPEAKER_01There's also a really funny exchange on Instagram comments this week between Loz and Golden God. Oh, is that? Where she was like something like, I'm trying to flirt with you or something. Every time I'm trying to flirt with you, and he was like, not everyone. He's like all over it. He's like in the comments. Look at any clip or whatever, he's in the comments. Okay, I need to go back and look at that.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, he's getting he's getting right into it. Good, which is great.
SPEAKER_00Love it.
SPEAKER_01Uh there's some whispers at this tribal. So I was like, whoop. So many whispers at tribals this year. Great. Yeah, because it's yeah, what we do.
SPEAKER_00I know. And but like blatant getting up and talking conversations. I mean, like you coming over here.
SPEAKER_01Achilles, like, I feel paranoid. Manny, give me give me the other half. And then, so this I've not been this annoyed by someone on this show in a very long time. I could I would take Cameron talking shit over Caleb talking shit any day over Sally and her fucking dumb move. I'm gonna make this great move where I put on this show, I take the half the idol, I put it together, I go, do you know what? I'm not even gonna play it. And then just walk straight back down, take it out, give it to you.
SPEAKER_00It's a friendship bracelet. What the fuck was that? Hated it, hated it, hated it as well. I was like, this is fucking stupid. You could see it on the jury's eyes.
SPEAKER_01They were like that shot of the jury, it's like a full meme now of just the jury. They're just looking at her like, you're an idiot.
SPEAKER_00You've literally just killed your game. What are you doing? Like you've just killed any votes that you were gonna have with that. It would have been not better if she had played it for someone that was being voted um for Laws. If it would have been more interesting if she played it for Loz and like, okay, cool. She's got plans to take Los to the end, and that makes sense because Loz has nothing on her resume. Like, come on, but that was not a move, that was just a fucking settling.
SPEAKER_01The move would have been um fuck you guys. I've been working with Keely this whole time. Yeah, that would have been a move.
SPEAKER_00That would have been a fucking move. I mean she'd still lose to to Keely at the end, but like at least you got something on your resume to talk about.
SPEAKER_01But or taking out Caleb, I think that yeah, like and then hoping that Keely doesn't win again. Yeah. But they would this is the thing, they were so risk adverse, this group of people, they knew they had to get Keeley out. She's such such a threat. Yeah, and like well done. They did look, they did the right thing for their game, 100%. Correct. But they did the wrong thing for my enjoyment as a game.
SPEAKER_00Absolutely, they did the right thing for the game and the wrong thing for for me. The show and the you and for playing survivors. And I'm upset about it. What are you doing? That was so fucking stupid. Sally's stupid move.
SPEAKER_01Sally's big bloody stupid move. Fuck off.
SPEAKER_00I was oh yeah, I'm with you there.
SPEAKER_01And they read it's two on Lars, two on Keely, and then the unthinkable happens. And Club Caput ended. Club Caput is kaput. I mean, is Jackson a club kaput member? I guess he does.
SPEAKER_00He kinda is. Yeah, he's the last remaining kaput member.
SPEAKER_01I guess he's kind of my horse I'm backing now, but let's be real, if this edit is anything to go by from week one to now, yeah. Remember we got Caleb's backstory in the first episode?
SPEAKER_00Correct. We got Jackson's backstory, what episode four?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and only a little bit of kind of vulnerability about his mum and stuff. I reckon he's out next, and I reckon we've got final three of Sally, Caleb Lawz, and then I reckon it's a landslide uh for Caleb on the jury.
SPEAKER_00I I'm with you there.
SPEAKER_01That's that's just the only thing I can kind of see. I mean, Jackson could win the challenge, and then I don't know, do you reckon will they do a final two?
SPEAKER_00Probably because they they probably will. I did see in the little flash of what's coming, Caleb going, if any of these left at the final three, I will win against them. Him doing that talk to camera that he does at the start of an episode. Well, he's not wrong. He's not wrong, he's not wrong. And this is what I'm talking about. He's very aware of the game, and he has played a very sneaky social game where he's flipped, not flipped, but like just done information. He's weaving.
SPEAKER_01He did like one good flip, and then he's kind of stuck with this crew, which like, yeah, worked out really well for him. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Um, really well. But he has relayed information from everyone to everyone. Yeah. So he's been that little like weasel. Rat bag. A rap bag, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Oh my god. But yeah, so it's we reckon it's a it's a Caleb win.
SPEAKER_00Absolutely. If Jackson goes, it's a Caleb win. And do you know I'm not mad about it. No, I'm not mad about it either. Of what's of who's left, yeah. I'm happy for that. Because he has been entertaining and I think he's had a bit of a troubled life. Yeah. And I would like to see him get that because he's he's outwitted, he's outplayed, and he's out lasted. So he kind of deserves it. And he has more of his response.
SPEAKER_01This time next week, talking about Loz's big world.
SPEAKER_00Could you imagine? That would be such an anticlimax. It would be so weird. It'd be unless she has some way to spin that talk at the end. It's like, unless you can convince me, I like babe, you're even aware that you have nothing on your regime.
SPEAKER_01And Sally, no, they've not made us like Sally. No, they probably could have if they wanted to a little bit more, but is it just me? Like, I don't know, like, and not like you know, I don't I don't hate anyone on this show, whatever. I'm just looking at it as as edit and and correct how these characters are being portrayed to us.
SPEAKER_00And yeah, they've not been like she's yeah, like I said, she started off with this amazing strong story, and I'm like, oh, this is gonna be a strong character, and then just sort of disappeared. She disappeared and has come back as a villain, really. Yeah, yeah. Which is her story, but I don't like it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Her her story on this show. I'm not a yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we'll have to see. But the thing is, with the challenges, if it's an endurance one, yeah. She well, she had good endurance initially, and I think Loz might have good endurance, but if they all get a reward beforehand, then that will give them energy. Jackson hasn't been that good at the endurance he wants, has he?
SPEAKER_01So he's probably not gonna do it.
SPEAKER_00If they're standing on pegs or anything like that, they're fucked.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. I hope it isn't I think.
SPEAKER_00Absolutely. Join us next week for that. By Caleb.
SPEAKER_01Oh, Shane, thank you so much for joining me this week. Love it to see you. I'll see you soon.
SPEAKER_00See you as well.
SPEAKER_01Bye.
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