Australian Survivor - Redemption Week 2 (w/ Jenna Suffern)

This episode is now 20% DIRTIER than dirty Harry himself.. And thats pretty dirty you guys. Icon, diva and legend Jenna Suffern returns to the cringe couch to entertain Sam’s foreskin jokes and give some deep lesbian takes on this season. And the pair ask the question.. where the queers at? Golden God’s training wheels are still on but its “fine” and Johnson and friends are sad after a brutal blindside. That and some Housewives and Traitors US goss.

Transcript

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This podcast was produced on the land of the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin Nation. Welcome to Australia. Someone who is such a connoisseur of reality television. The content is hideous.

SPEAKER_00 0:17

So sorry about this. Oh my god.

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Oh my god, Jenna's back.

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I'm back. You can't get rid of me.

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Once you've popped it. It can't bloody stop ya.

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How are you going? I'm good. How are you?

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You were just telling me you've survived a hen's party in Sydney.

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I survived a hen's party in Sydney. I did it. I'm a champion. I'm a hero.

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Amazing. And it was during Mardi Gras.

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Was a week two weeks before. Okay. Two weeks before. I think I might have been there.

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Was it the hoopla weekend? Not the one before that. The one before that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Wow.

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The Countess was there in person. Did you go to the Melbourne show? Yeah. Was it everything?

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It was so mid. Oh no. That made it perfect. I was like, I wouldn't expect anything.

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The words that I've heard to describe it are unhinged and mid. Yes. Yeah. But it was like that's exactly what we wanted. That's what I wanted.

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I wanted her coming out with her little raspy voice going, hey Melbourne.

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Did she do Did she do a Gina Liano joke? No. No. Okay, so when we because we met her at Hoopla, which was wild. I was actually like, Carbon, this is happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she was like, Oh, you're from Melbourne. She's like, What are you? Because she did at Hoopla, she did a Dingo Ate My Baby joke. She rocked, she walked out with the mic and she went, Hey everybody. I'm not joking. To the crowd of thousands of gays. I went, Dingo ate my baby. And everyone just went, and it was like crickets. Oh, sweet. And so we went, baby quarrel. We're like, we're from Melbourne. We're like, we are gays from Melbourne. Yeah, yeah. We can help you with your material. She was like, Yeah, that dingo one fell a bit flat in it. And we were like, I wonder what? Yeah, bitch. So we were like, um, if you mention the words, Gina Lingard, because she doesn't watch famously, she does not watch any of the households. She has no idea who any of them are, except you know, yeah, and I have tea on that too. Yeah, yeah. Well, I heard someone at one of the shows asked about Salt Lake, and she was like, What?

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She was like, Oh yeah, her. And then they were like, oh no, you're thinking about someone else. She was like, Who's that? She doesn't watch any of that.

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But we were like, if you mention just pretend that you've like come from brunch with Gina or something, people I was like, the internet will like implement. And she was like, Great. She like got her phone out, wrote it down, and I was like, fingers crossed, she'll do it gently out of the way.

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She might have the night before. Yeah, maybe. Um, but she this crowd, I was like, I wish I was just filming a documentary on this crowd. Because it was firstly a Monday night. Yeah. I didn't think it could go off that hard. But people were going feral, feral within five seconds.

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Yeah, they count us heads up.

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And everyone just kept going, clip. I was like, that's not even Luann. Why is everyone?

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They were clipping the countess? Constantly.

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I was like, what's happening? Excuse me? The countess cannot be clipped. I know. And so she sang like three songs and then just reacted to clips.

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We got the three songs and then a bit of dingo joke, and then that was it. And then bar and then they wheeled out Bardot.

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Perfect. And that's what the gays want.

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And because we were stabbing this old man, and I was like, this old man looks really familiar. And then I was like, it's the guy from Pop Stars. Like the dico of Pop Stars. Oh. And he was there like a proud dad, like 25 years later, with his phone. And I was like, I love this.

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That's gorgeous.

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You need to keep that going.

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Yeah, just give the gays what they want.

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Exactly.

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It's not that hard. It's not that hard. Bring back a pop group from fucking 30 years ago. We will lose our shit.

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Speaking of the guys we need to talk about, um, Ally Shia LaBeouf. Oh fuck.

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I thought I was like funny. I was like, I feel like you would just I mean it'll never be uncancelled, but I was like, I feel like he was just starting to get his rehabilitation.

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But do you know what's so funny? Like, if you didn't tell me, if you didn't read anything about him or whatever, which I normally hadn't, but just like looking at him and the vibes I get from him, I'd be like, I just assumed he was kind of like low-key queer. Oh. I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_00 4:04

I reckon he's absolutely closeted. Well, 100%. If you're saying shit like that.

SPEAKER_03 4:07

But I literally was like, this guy, I just always thought he was very queer-coded. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know?

SPEAKER_00 4:12

Well, have you seen Nymphomaniac?

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Yes.

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Yeah, there we go.

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And it's killing me because he's a very sexy man. Not anymore.

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Yeah, well no, no.

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Not not just the these vi these rancid vibes, but also he's looking like lay off the pipe doll.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Um fuck that interview. Oh, horrible. Amazing.

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And then he's like, No, you're not saying the I feel like I'm comfortable. Yeah. The gay is like, they're gonna be like, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, when has this happened? One time. They're just saying hey!

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Steva.

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That's how a gay guy says it.

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And then the video of him like full street fighter on the street. So scary.

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What is he?

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Is he? He's fucked. What's he taking, man? Oh, absolutely. If you're starting to think that, like those gays are known as the kids. Those gays are trying to kill me.

SPEAKER_00 4:58

Like, I watched the white lotus.

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Study. Put it down. In the bin. In the bin.

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Who's he married to again? Someone awesome.

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FKA Twiggs is much safer from him currently. Yes. But who but he that's the thing, he's he pulls all these like mega babes. Yeah. And I'm like, what?

SPEAKER_00 5:15

It's the classic like bisexual woman dating an absolute flop of a man. Sick of it. Five dollar.

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Yeah, but anyway, um, we wish you well on your recovery. It's never gonna happen. Let's get him. He'll be on House of Villains season four.

SPEAKER_00 5:31

Oh my god, did you see the clip of Tom Sandoval? I'm watching it. I'm I love House of Villains. I haven't watched it.

SPEAKER_03 5:37

I love my girl playing Jane. Okay, I need to watch it. I love the fact that Tiffany Pollard is on every season.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 5:42

She's she has an open invitation and they don't explain it.

SPEAKER_00 5:46

She's just like, yeah, of course I'm here. This is all I got right now.

SPEAKER_03 5:49

So where she belongs.

SPEAKER_00 5:50

No, but the clip of Tom in the limo, like practicing what he was gonna say, and then they use that. I was like, thank you. I love producers, I love you so much.

SPEAKER_03 5:59

He writes himself, like he rocks up on set, and then it's like, we don't even need to guide you. You're just gonna make a fool of yourself.

SPEAKER_00 6:06

Yeah, like wouldn't you by this point be like, you know what? I need to not say anything out loud when that the camera is not pointing at me. I know what a hot mic is. House of villains, it's come to this. And then he flips it. He's like, Well, it's come to this. He wasn't even happy with this result in the end.

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Poor baby.

SPEAKER_00 6:25

Poor baby. No, in the bin.

SPEAKER_03 6:27

And so you're not watching Beverly Hills. No. Do you know what? Smart. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:33

I've stopped watching halfway through the last season. I just got bored. I was so bored.

SPEAKER_03 6:38

I'm struggling. People love Rachel Zoe, and I gotta say, I'm not that titled by the.

SPEAKER_00 6:43

Okay, because her she would be the only reason I think would come back. And Erica Jane.

SPEAKER_03 6:46

But she's alright. Like she's giving us what we want, which is her being like a die. And her, like, you know, all of that is great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But still, it's just not enough for me. This is Housewives, guys. Come on. Yeah. And this one used to be one of the best ones. Exactly. Uh, and we're doing that, we're doing Kyle Richards still be so mad. But she's still doing the well, I don't know. Oh my god. Why is everybody so why is everybody so interested in my sexuality?

SPEAKER_00 7:18

She knows as soon as she admits it, everyone's gonna go, okay, but what now?

SPEAKER_03 7:20

Oh, you had a one-night fling. Yeah, probably you know what?

SPEAKER_00 7:23

She probably pecked her on the cheek and she's like, hee hee, I says it.

SPEAKER_03 7:26

100%. She's that girl. And it's like, I can't. And she's also wearing all these like butch vibe, like looks. She's wearing all these like Caribbean. Office core. Yeah. No, she's doing like she's doing Jennalions. Stop it. And I'm like, Kyle, stop that.

SPEAKER_00 7:44

You are not Kyle, stop it. You are not Jennalion.

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Yes.

SPEAKER_00 7:48

I can't with her.

SPEAKER_03 7:49

I can't. I actually she makes me look beautiful.

SPEAKER_00 7:51

So when they like Morgan's not out, I was like, oh sweetie.

SPEAKER_03 7:55

When I found that part of it I was very shook by too. I was like, sorry. We're all looking at the same person. Don't worry.

SPEAKER_00 8:05

We're aware what's happening.

SPEAKER_03 8:09

Exactly. And uh The Traders US as well finished. Perfect. That was flop.

SPEAKER_00 8:15

I liked it. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 8:17

I I would like to I liked that someone one person knew how to play the game and then just one. I know, it was a game. And also one because of like pretty privilege.

SPEAKER_00 8:26

Oh, one if he was an ugly, if he was uggo, he would have been voted out day one. Day one.

SPEAKER_03 8:30

They would have been like, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:32

I don't trust him, he's ugly, which is fair. Which happened to everyone else. You can never trust an ugly person.

SPEAKER_03 8:36

Exactly. But he literally was just like, Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. Who's a traitor? And everyone's like, oh my god, uh and I'm gonna wear overalls and just look hot. And everyone was like.

SPEAKER_00 8:47

Lisa Renner and it was perfect though.

SPEAKER_03 8:49

She was great. Like she got some really great lines in. That one with her and Stanbury. That was that was that was the peak of the show. It was Rennie, you bitch. And then what is she saying? Maybe I'll see you at BravoCon. You won't. Yeah, yeah. Loved that.

SPEAKER_00 9:02

Incredible. You won't. I love how just insane it is. What was it? Lisa was getting shitty at Colton for being like, you said you were gonna um kidnap, not kidnap me, but something like that. And he was like, It's a game. You said you were gonna fucking slit my throat.

SPEAKER_03 9:16

That reunion was hard to watch. As a Housewives fan, I was embarrassed by that reunion. Candace and Rinna sitting there going, well, yang yang yang at the winner of the sh of the game. Because guys, remember, it's a game fan. It's a booking game. I actually was like embarrassed about Housewives fan. It was. I was like, these women are not, they're not eating how they think they eat it. No, absolutely. Particularly Candace.

SPEAKER_00 9:40

And I'm upset that by that because I just started watching Potomac. Oh, like welcome. Thank you. I love it. It's so good. I started watching it. I had a surgery and then I just like binged it.

SPEAKER_03 9:51

That's when we yeah, we started fucking with it real hard during COVID when we had all that uh Oh my gosh, it was perfect.

SPEAKER_00 9:57

And um, friend of the pod, Maria, Angelica, hey. Came over one day when I was recovering and she hadn't watched it. Oh. And it was this episode where um the fight at the Michael dying.

SPEAKER_03 10:09

Michael Darby. I was like, I'm not up to that bit yet. I'm not gonna spoil a thing.

SPEAKER_00 10:16

Um no, they were at the winery and they had the fight between who was it, Monique and Candace.

SPEAKER_03 10:22

That's and so Monique's back now, which is everything. Oh great, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:27

I'm in a bit of a flop season right now.

SPEAKER_03 10:29

Uh yeah, it does get a bit, but even my thing with Potomac is even when it's a bit flop, yeah, it's comfort food. Yeah, it's soul food. It is. Because they just like they hang shit off each other like no other franchise. Giselle can just I could just watch Giselle read the phone book.

SPEAKER_00 10:45

I could watch her the way she what was the episode where she wore that shirt and she just like walked out and like salted out of the room. I was like, I could watch that on Recdate.

SPEAKER_03 10:52

And Giselle and Ashley's friendship I love, yeah, and just anything to do with the ground arm and them all just trying to pick it up, and then now the ultimate fall from Grace. It's just like everything. Like, yeah. So I'm loving what I've watched. I'm so glad. Oh, feel free to message me at any time with a Potomac thing, like, ah yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:09

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:10

Have you got up to the Australian restaurant?

SPEAKER_00 11:12

Oh, yeah. So I'm up to like 6'6 or 600. Oh, oh, amazing. I I I really binged.

SPEAKER_03 11:18

I'm so upset that that is closed that we can't go there. So I would love to. Oh, is it? Of course it is, yeah. I mean, they were like, we're selling emu. So I wouldn't spoil.

SPEAKER_00 11:26

No, that's fine. But we're like, what Australian is eating emu? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:30

Um, let's move into the Survivor verse, which I love that you also.

SPEAKER_00 11:35

Oh, of course. I started watching Survivor as a kid, and then me and my brother would pretend to play Survivor in the backyard. But there's two of us, so it's like we'd set up camp and be like, okay.

SPEAKER_03 11:43

You're out.

SPEAKER_00 11:44

You're out, I win.

SPEAKER_03 11:46

It's like we're at tribal council. I wonder who we're gonna be.

SPEAKER_00 11:48

Who am I gonna vote for?

SPEAKER_02 11:49

Who was the host?

SPEAKER_00 11:51

Oh, we would swap. So we'd be playing like so one would host, one would be a contestant, and then you'd have to be in the pool, like, alright, hold your breath, go! And we'd have American accents, of course.

SPEAKER_03 12:02

I did I filmed a s uh like a a pr like a parody season of Survivor. Where can I watch it? It is actually on YouTube. Yeah. Should I drop a link? You need to there's two seasons.

SPEAKER_00 12:15

And then we can do an episode um react to your survivor.

SPEAKER_03 12:21

Yeah, I obviously am Jeff. Yep. Um and just got all my friends to do it and play unhinged characters. That's so good. Yeah. Obsessed. Were you out in high school? Yeah. Yeah, okay. I was like, okay. Of course, doing that. I'm like, oh yeah, bitch. Oh yeah, she was she was thriving.

SPEAKER_00 12:36

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:37

Um, but yeah, no, that I need to rewatch. Perfect. You need to update that like it's probably a little bit probo. But we love that. That's alright.

SPEAKER_00 12:46

Who else went cancelled? Exactly. Who else went cancelled and they're like?

SPEAKER_03 12:51

It's pretty good. Uh are you fucking with 50?

SPEAKER_00 12:54

No, I need to. I need to be able to do that. I'm very overwhelmed at the moment with the amount that's happening.

SPEAKER_03 13:00

I'm tired.

SPEAKER_00 13:00

I'm tired. How am I meant to be a mass right now? Oh. I'm watching a surround survivor. How?

SPEAKER_03 13:05

Bravo shit. I'm like, I have no time. Yeah, I don't know how I'm doing it, to be honest.

SPEAKER_00 13:10

That's wild.

SPEAKER_03 13:12

The devil works hard.

SPEAKER_00 13:13

I'm getting overwhelmed with my three times a week survivor.

SPEAKER_03 13:16

It's a lot. Thought we'll be fuck with it. Um, how are you finding the golden god?

SPEAKER_00 13:23

Um like fine. I don't know. I hate change. Yeah, like where's my daddy?

SPEAKER_03 13:30

You wrote into 10, man. I don't like it.

SPEAKER_00 13:33

I don't like change, and I don't like what's happening here. I mean, sure, it's fine. He's fine. He's fine. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 13:38

That everything you said, I fully endorse. It's like I'm not upset at all, but I'm also not like, oh fuck JLP, that guy was shit. Yeah. I'm just like, okay.

SPEAKER_00 13:49

Yeah, I'm like, it's fine. It's yeah, I don't like I feel like there was gossip that we didn't get to hear, and that's what it has upset.

SPEAKER_03 13:56

That's the annoying bit. The other annoying bit, the bit s where I don't think GG is delivering. Yeah, yeah. This is on his report card for this week. Is that the challenges? We're gonna need him to step into the territory of Innuendo. Yes. Hello?

SPEAKER_00 14:13

And that's not like it's just an Australian thing, that's a survivor worldwide.

SPEAKER_03 14:17

Yeah, but particular JLP like perfected that art. And look, it took him a while to get there. And maybe he doesn't want to like pistle over the grave.

SPEAKER_00 14:25

Yeah, I was like, maybe he's like giving it a season, testing like I'm gonna get bored if you're not gonna give me what I want.

SPEAKER_03 14:30

Susan comes out, he's like, yeah, ram that love in.

SPEAKER_00 14:34

He doesn't even do any window, it's like, wow, big cock.

SPEAKER_03 14:36

Yeah, yeah. Oh, Simon looks like he's got a big fat cock.

SPEAKER_00 14:39

Right, everyone.

SPEAKER_03 14:41

Yeah, with the gare's what they want. And also the little like final thought at the end of Tribal, whatever you want to call that. Yeah, he's like, he just goes, Oh, and this really shat me this week, I think it was. They kind of edited it as though he'd said something really funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it wasn't funny. He was like, he was like, Oh, uh, and as we can see from this vote, oh uh, you've come out of the shadows, yeah. And everyone went, oh and I was like, that wasn't funny. That wasn't a badly written bit.

SPEAKER_00 15:13

Yeah, also they've got to have writers.

SPEAKER_03 15:15

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:16

Why are we getting hired for that job?

SPEAKER_03 15:17

Oh my god, I would be killed to be just at tribal, like behind the tiki torches. Like, he's alive. Going, do you know what he can say? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Simon's got a big car. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just say that. And we trust me. Look at that big cop. Say that you've just been hanging out with Gina Leano.

SPEAKER_00 15:33

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're gonna love it.

SPEAKER_03 15:36

Every gay will die.

SPEAKER_00 15:37

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Um, but yeah, I don't know. It's like his. Get the gaze offset. Can we get the gaze offset? But yeah, he's doing fine. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 15:48

Um, returnees, are you living for them? Not so much.

SPEAKER_00 15:52

I mean Brooke, I love. I've always loved Brooke. Um Stunner as well. The others I'm kind of like, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 15:58

I don't know. Is Brooke your crush pick?

SPEAKER_00 16:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 16:01

Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lover. I think my crush pick this week is Ben.

SPEAKER_00 16:05

Which one's Ben? I'm seeing wearing more than that.

SPEAKER_03 16:07

He's the ex-footie player.

SPEAKER_00 16:09

Yeah. Sorry.

SPEAKER_03 16:10

In this one of many going, look at that. One of many men to wear just the speed-o, but he's like, he's very.

SPEAKER_00 16:18

I was watching it yesterday and my friend who is bisexual was over. Yes, they exist. Um, and I was like, Oh, look at that man, you like that? She was like, What? I was like, look at him.

SPEAKER_03 16:28

Yeah, what do you reckon? You like that? Dick on this one, big old dick. Is that what we like?

SPEAKER_00 16:33

You like that? Yeah. I can see that he's an attractive man.

SPEAKER_03 16:37

I was he actually is the kind of guy that lesbians would go for. Because he's kind of like, yeah, he's a bit androgynous.

SPEAKER_00 16:44

Yeah. Um, I was watching it though, I was like, God, this show really is for gay men and women. Yeah. Like straight women. Yeah, it is. I was like just looking at it, I was like, wow, wasted viewer.

SPEAKER_03 16:54

A lot of speedo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:57

I'm like, I want to know the producers there. What are they like, and zoom in on that?

SPEAKER_03 17:00

Oh no. Get Kirby back on. Oh, I love it. Actually, queer representation this season. Yeah. Where? Well, no one said it yet. The gay party. Cowards.

SPEAKER_00 17:09

Oh, yeah, the gay party. He went out for when he was like, I've got God on my side. I was like, you're fucking out. First episode.

SPEAKER_02 17:17

I'm like, does God go? I've got no good.

SPEAKER_00 17:20

Does he know he's gay?

SPEAKER_03 17:21

Oh. What was going on there? But uh the rest of them, no one's disclosed anything yet.

SPEAKER_00 17:26

Yeah, and surely.

SPEAKER_03 17:28

But I would like to know.

SPEAKER_00 17:30

Is um what's his name, returning character, Blazer? Is he gay?

SPEAKER_03 17:34

Mark. No, you'd think uh Mark is a friend of the Pub, by the way. Oh my god, hey Mark! And hey Mark, love Mark's work. Yeah, yeah. No, he's not, he's just like a cool guy. Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_00 17:43

He's just a cool guy. Well, alright.

SPEAKER_03 17:45

Yeah, I guess. I don't know if you know Speed, he loves like a cool rock chick. Yeah, loves to like start an alliance. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or the rock chick.

SPEAKER_00 17:54

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He said that yeah, he wanted to go with the chicks.

SPEAKER_02 17:57

Yeah, so he's got that. Yeah, that's good. That's smart.

SPEAKER_00 18:00

That's smart because the women famously will fuck over the men and join, like, oh, we're doing a girl alliance. And then if the boys do that, we're like disgusting.

SPEAKER_03 18:08

No, but yeah, we need I need to know.

SPEAKER_00 18:11

Someone will come out.

SPEAKER_03 18:12

Someone will come out.

SPEAKER_00 18:13

They better.

SPEAKER_03 18:14

Gold on go out. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 18:15

Yeah, that's his first line. Alright, who's a fucking dog?

SPEAKER_03 18:18

Come on.

SPEAKER_00 18:18

Come on.

SPEAKER_03 18:19

Ladies, who show me, yeah. Come on.

SPEAKER_00 18:23

I saw Kirby walking down the street the other day and I almost fan girls. I was like, I didn't, but I was like, she would love. I'm not, she just she's I just keep thinking about her and Pivati on last season.

SPEAKER_03 18:34

In my mind that happened, and they're actually currently in a secret couple. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:40

Well, Pivati's dating um the comedian.

SPEAKER_03 18:43

I think that might be over. May Martin.

SPEAKER_00 18:45

I thought that's true, but then I still went and they were back, so I don't know if it's a difference.

SPEAKER_03 18:48

Because I think I said on the pod, I was like, oh, they don't, and then I was like, and then right after I said that, I s saw somewhere that it was not on. I think it's it's complicated. It's complicated.

SPEAKER_00 18:57

Well they are, you know. I mean, I'm best friends with all of my exes, so it's just Mae Martin is those two. I'm like, stop it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:06

Oh my god. Throck it boy, it's a party. Let's start with episode four. Yes. So we're a lot to get through. Oh, we do. Um, it's called Piece of Cake. And we start at Bounty Tribe Post Tribal. Yep. And this is when the Don. Oh. So you keep coming out. The Don comes out as he goes, Oh my name's Don Roberts. Oh, Rogers. Oh, what Robert? No, what did I say? And then someone's like under their breath, he doesn't even fucking know.

SPEAKER_00 19:35

Know his name. I love when a contestant comes in with a thinking they've got a massive secret.

SPEAKER_03 19:41

But actually, I'm the CEO of a poker institution.

SPEAKER_00 19:46

It's like, okay, or who was the one from Cairns who was a therapist? Everyone's like, Oh, I do not want her as my therapist.

SPEAKER_03 19:51

No, she said she was a mental health worker. And then she was like, on her way out, she's like, guess what, everyone? I lied. I'm a counselor.

SPEAKER_00 19:58

And they were like, they're like, Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:01

We assumed.

SPEAKER_00 20:02

Yeah, okay. Got us. I love it. And the music they put behind it, it's incredible work. So when he was like, isn't really my brother, I was like, no one's.

SPEAKER_03 20:12

Oh, but even better was when he So first he comes out to Mark.

SPEAKER_00 20:15

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:16

Who's like, oh yeah, and Mark is like actually a fangirl of the show. So Mark's like, oh, cool.

SPEAKER_00 20:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:20

Thanks for the T. Yeah. And they're all like that. And then later on, I was like, okay, now you're just doing the whole tribe.

SPEAKER_00 20:28

And that shot of them all sitting there, just like, someone was like, I don't even know who that is.

SPEAKER_03 20:33

I don't like look, Matt Rogers, not my fave. Not a memory player to me. No.

SPEAKER_00 20:39

If he was like, hey, I'm related to Kirby.

SPEAKER_03 20:42

I'd be like, bitch.

SPEAKER_00 20:43

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 20:44

But also then just to be like, did you ever play with Matt? To Mark and Mark's like, no.

SPEAKER_00 20:48

No. Also, like You should know that. Um, yeah, that was great. I loved that. Great editing. Fantastic work.

SPEAKER_03 20:57

We also get Simon is considering working with Lottie. Yes. Who's also one of my crush picks.

SPEAKER_00 21:02

Oh, see, again, I'm horrible with names.

SPEAKER_03 21:05

Lotie is the artist that, like, I don't know if you know, but the hadid's like bought my work.

SPEAKER_00 21:10

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

SPEAKER_03 21:11

I think she's playing really good player. She's playing hard. She's gonna be a good player. We're also getting the edit of her, which says she's playing hard. So I'm like, okay.

SPEAKER_00 21:18

We are speaking of edit, my favourite edit is when we have a player that we haven't heard from at all, and all of a sudden they're getting a lot of airtime. It's like, well, someone's gone.

SPEAKER_03 21:28

Like a lot of airtime about them being on Big Brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For example, and then it's like, bye, girl. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:32

Bloody Johnson and Friends. Johnson and Friends.

SPEAKER_03 21:36

Uh, we got a reward challenge. Yes. And I love this. They come back and they're like, getting your first look. Uh Eliza's gone, and they all go, Oh I Eliza, I'm like I am friends with Eliza's sister.

SPEAKER_00 21:49

What? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:51

So you weren't Eliza Who?

SPEAKER_00 21:52

You were like I knew exactly who they were talking about.

SPEAKER_03 21:54

I loved Liza. She got a great idea. She was a writer on what was the show called?

SPEAKER_00 22:00

Um, she did Sheila's. Sheila's. That's it. With her sister, Hannah. Amazing! Yeah, so they're absolutely lovely. So I was Devo to see her go because I was like, well, I know them. I've got to get a Liza on. Get Eliza on. She'd be great.

SPEAKER_03 22:12

She's I gone way too soon. I was so upset. I thought she was bringing Lol's. Yes. The poem about Jackson. Perfect. It was incredible.

SPEAKER_00 22:21

It was great. The edit of like the my girlfriend.

SPEAKER_03 22:24

She's an icon for that. Yes, I know.

SPEAKER_00 22:25

That was upsetting. I think she would have been a real good character.

SPEAKER_03 22:29

Totally. They do some tug of war and piffing. This was a week of piffing shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sandbags.

SPEAKER_00 22:35

Oh, yeah. They always they love to do the same thing. Oh, yeah, piffing.

SPEAKER_03 22:39

Uh, and it was for some chalky cake.

SPEAKER_00 22:41

Yeah. I would go absolutely feral for a food reward.

SPEAKER_03 22:47

Any kind of food reward. Uh trunch ball with that kid's name who's gonna be. Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:53

You know that what's the one American episode where she has a full-on breakdown about needing food? And she's like, sorry guys, yeah, yeah. That would be me, episode one.

SPEAKER_03 23:01

You mean the only thing iconic to happen in the new era? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that bitch being like, oh bees or whatever.

SPEAKER_00 23:07

Oh no, I won't get. I can't remember. Anyway, she has like a full-blown like crash out over not getting food. I think iconic.

SPEAKER_03 23:13

And it was like a brand moment, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They love a lot of them. Love that. Uh Bounty wins this one. Uh, but wait, there's a twist. Secret CEO Rich. So another person concealing, which he's not concealing very well anymore. He's wearing a blazer! Mate, you're either a diplomat. Party.

SPEAKER_00 23:34

Also, Mark's doing that already. Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 23:35

Stop coming for Mark's gig with a blazer. There's room for only one. No. But he loves this challenge. It's very CEO of him. He's like, well, I've got to divvy up this cake. Which he makes that joke later. He's like, oh, it's like a divorce lawyer came out with this challenge.

SPEAKER_00 23:48

Hey! He said that and I was like.

SPEAKER_03 23:51

Leave the writing task.

SPEAKER_00 23:53

Leave it to the little gays out the back with their vapes. The vape gays are triple.

SPEAKER_03 23:58

That's what the fire actually meant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, he has to divvy up these slices. I loved this. This is great. Um, it was very drag race mini challenge coded where it's like, now you have to pick the order for the most.

SPEAKER_00 24:12

Yeah, it was. It was. Loved. Oh, they should bring in a drag race challenge just for us. You have the gaze what they want.

SPEAKER_03 24:20

Uh he I was shocked by this. I would have just not had a slice. Not it's too early in the game to not do that. But he picked the right person to not give a slice to.

SPEAKER_00 24:33

Little camera.

SPEAKER_03 24:35

Medium-sized boy.

SPEAKER_00 24:36

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just standing there watching them all eat it. I I don't know, I would eat it.

SPEAKER_03 24:41

Would you?

SPEAKER_00 24:42

Yeah, I would. Wow. I need my I need my little treat.

SPEAKER_03 24:45

Who would you have not given a cake slice to?

SPEAKER_00 24:48

Definitely a man.

unknown 24:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:49

Obviously. Um, probably Richard, CEO.

SPEAKER_03 24:53

Yeah, true.

SPEAKER_00 24:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 24:56

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You'll be fine. Top of the food chain. Anyway, uh Aisha is eating her cake.

SPEAKER_00 25:03

Oh my god, for a second I thought we were talking about below deck. I was like, where am I? Aisha's there, what?

SPEAKER_03 25:08

She's there. She's like, oh every party. She gets a little scroll in the cake, which can we just touch on OHNS.

SPEAKER_00 25:15

Oh, I was like, I would have Oh, we would have been trunchable, you know, Matilda.

SPEAKER_03 25:21

Shoveled, because I shoveled.

SPEAKER_00 25:22

Yeah, and then I would have gone and then fully just either died or sued. Imagine. I wonder if the mic picked that up on Tommy just going that's thinking about chocolate cake. I was thinking about chocolate cake.

SPEAKER_03 25:38

I didn't hear it. Um I'll edit in a Google cake.

SPEAKER_00 25:42

Um I think did a really good job at concealing that.

SPEAKER_03 25:46

She was like, Oh my god, I'm just gonna go for like a casual little walk.

SPEAKER_00 25:51

Should we sit down? Should we sit down? She nailed that. I would have been like watchless.

SPEAKER_03 25:55

She was good. I would have been like, ah, yeah, she goes and finds an advantage. And can I say this is the most fucking confusing advantage? Even she was confused. She's like, so um, I got a thing, and it says, I can take someone out of tribal, but then another person has to go into the tribal and watch the tribal, but then also cast a vote in their place while that other.

SPEAKER_00 26:19

I was like, and then we tried to do the idiot edit on her, and I was like, no, it's really confusing.

SPEAKER_03 26:25

I was so confused. Also, I didn't love this flop.

SPEAKER_00 26:30

I was I was like, okay, so someone's gonna sit there.

SPEAKER_03 26:33

Yeah. I don't know, man. Also, it was not clear if she could choose herself or not.

SPEAKER_00 26:37

Because I was like, why wouldn't you choose yourself?

SPEAKER_03 26:39

Why would you not choose yourself?

SPEAKER_00 26:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:40

It's safety without.

SPEAKER_00 26:42

Also, you pick someone that wasn't even up for like I feel like the person that she picked was a nothing.

SPEAKER_03 26:47

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 26:47

And also just went over to that other time and was like, so this is what's happening in our drive. I was like, no one and I feel like Brooke keeps bringing this up. She's like, no one is playing this game correctly.

SPEAKER_03 26:57

I don't know, I was confused. Uh we get some Caleb time here as well. I'm kind of loving Caleb as a character, but Caleb the little the like tattered like truck driver.

SPEAKER_00 27:07

I like him. Yeah, but he's I feel like he absolutely has ADHD the way he is like him. And on the next one. Out there, you'd be so annoyed.

SPEAKER_03 27:18

You'd be like he's playing a double agent game. Yeah. Uh Muni Challenge, more knocking shit over and other bits. Um Ben Little Tot Baron uh win, thanks to great piffing by Mark.

SPEAKER_00 27:39

Good work, Mark, friend of the podcast.

SPEAKER_03 27:40

Great work. And Bounty Back to Tribal twice in a row.

SPEAKER_00 27:44

Yeah, shit. You'd f you'd be really starting to feel like crap.

SPEAKER_03 27:51

That was my hot day. Yeah, yeah. I'm glad that there's been a good balance though. Some seasons it's like very dominant on one thing. So I'm glad we've got a little bit of a oh, I'm thinking of an episode ahead. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:03

Sorry. That's right. This whole it just all becomes one big episode.

SPEAKER_03 28:07

First step was a bit, but then we things started looking up later in the week. Uh so at Bounty, the main group want Lindell out. Why is Lindell like on the chopping block? I don't get it. She seems like slightly.

SPEAKER_00 28:20

I know. I know the model, right? Yeah. Yeah, I she I think is so funny because I would be like her to if someone pisses you off, they're like, I'm voting, I want them gone. I want you wake me up in the middle of night, I want you gone.

SPEAKER_03 28:31

Someone annoyed me for like one second. I'd be like, let's all get them out.

SPEAKER_00 28:34

I reckon she's absolutely a Scorpio for sure.

SPEAKER_03 28:36

I could not play strategically. I'd just be like, I don't like that person.

SPEAKER_00 28:39

You've pissed me off. I got the ick. You're gone. I got the ick. I got the ick from you, you gotta go. Yeah, I don't know why they're um different to traders, pretty privileged, not helping.

SPEAKER_03 28:49

Yeah, no, it does not help on Survivor, I don't think. Well, maybe a little bit. Like if you're a part of the colour. If you've got the oh, and you've got oh, and you're flirting with a few. You're a genius flirter.

SPEAKER_00 28:58

Oh yeah. I would do that. That would be my tactic. But I would I'm really bad at flirting, though. So everyone would be like, hey. Are you are you trying to flirt? I'd be like, why are you like it kid? It's like, why are you doing an Eliza Manelli voice? Hey, you're a like it kid?

SPEAKER_03 29:14

Uh Lottie and Usher are plotting on Paula, and I gotta say, Paula Humpst are you? Who is see, I can't even I don't who is Paula in this world?

SPEAKER_00 29:24

Do I need to get up at the end?

SPEAKER_03 29:26

Well no, like I just yeah, she's not with us for last year. No, no. Oh yes, Paula.

SPEAKER_00 29:30

They literally said in the next episode, not spoiler.

SPEAKER_03 29:34

Yeah. I was yeah, I she has nothing. No, she has nothing. Uh Lottie and Jackson flirt with the idea of a returnee vote. Yes. Which I'm like, ooh, it's ruined. Had to happen.

SPEAKER_00 29:47

Oh yeah, no, sorry.

SPEAKER_03 29:48

Four of them there. Like you know what I mean? Like, I'm glad we get that this way.

SPEAKER_00 29:52

Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:53

But not yet there's yet vibes. Yeah. Uh at Tribal, Lindell is outed for being the puppet master of the last vote. And Jackson says he's after revenge for his because poor baby Jackson, he's not applying properly. He's just like, hey guys.

SPEAKER_00 30:12

He's a little Labrador. He's a little Labrador.

SPEAKER_03 30:14

He's total Labrador energy. He's like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, what's going on, everyone? And they're like, you need your chill. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You need to learn how to like not say things. Yeah. And just like go, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 30:27

And he's not as bad as Johnson. Johnson's friends freaking out, but yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:31

Exactly. And then they cast the votes. Lindle, Lindell, then Jackson, and then the Paul is rolling. Yeah. And it's like, see ya.

SPEAKER_00 30:39

It's gone.

SPEAKER_03 30:39

So he said, Paul. And yeah, I'm really sorry you got like not much of an editor.

SPEAKER_00 30:43

I know, because I thought I because usually it's that you get a bit of airtime at least.

SPEAKER_03 30:46

Oh no, they fully were just like, Yeah. She must have pissed off the producers. What did she do? What did you do?

SPEAKER_00 30:53

Pissed off the gay riders in the corner.

SPEAKER_03 30:55

And these are when we get Simon and Lottie exchange a knowing glance. Oh. But it wasn't friendly. No.

SPEAKER_00 31:00

It was like doing a face off.

SPEAKER_03 31:04

It was very face-off. Episode five is called The Urge to Do Terrible Things. Oh my god. Love that title. That's a great title. And I love Harry. Harry's whole story. Harry. Dirty Harry. Harry.

SPEAKER_00 31:18

I love that ads for next time on Dirty Harry. Dirty Harry. It's movable. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 31:24

You thought Harry was dirty last time. This time he's filthy, Harry. Harry's foreskin is disgusting.

SPEAKER_00 31:34

You're gonna show it on. The golden god finally gets sassy. That's his like, show us your foreskin.

SPEAKER_03 31:44

Harry's like, no, no, it's too dirty. Yeah, yeah. Too dirty. Fucking filthy, Harry. So good.

SPEAKER_00 31:51

And he I feel like he brought his toothpack toothpick pack.

SPEAKER_03 31:55

So something about the chewing the toothpick, it should give me the ick, but it doesn't. I'm like, ooh. It gives me the ick, but I love it. I think he's a little hottie. With his little thick boy bod and his little squinty eyes and his little schemy, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 32:09

I'll have to believe you.

SPEAKER_03 32:10

He does it for me. And I don't know why. Yeah, interesting. It's weird.

SPEAKER_00 32:14

Because he's dirty.

SPEAKER_03 32:15

It's because I like him dirty. Yeah. Uh after Tribal at Bounty, Harry's having a bit of a soak. He feels blindsided. Yes. And this is when he goes, I've got the urge to do terrible things. Dirty Harry's back. He goes, I'm gonna burn this tribe to the ground.

SPEAKER_00 32:34

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you reckon the producers in his ear being like, say this, say this?

SPEAKER_03 32:39

Well, they're like, you need to Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 32:41

If you want to stick around, you gotta get dirty.

SPEAKER_03 32:44

Tell us how dirty you're willing to be.

SPEAKER_00 32:45

Which is a HR lawsuit waiting to happen. But in the context of Dirty Harry, it makes sense.

SPEAKER_03 32:51

So good. Uh over at Barron. Or have you noticed Golden God says Baron? Because he's got an American accent, but it only rears its head when he goes beer and next step you'll be like, oh my god, yeah, yeah. I just clocked it and was like, oh my god. Beerin. Beerin. He's like bounty and beer and baby boy. JLP. Like I love we've got two hosts, and both of them are like Aussies with big biceps that live in America. Yeah. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_00 33:20

Get us the host. We've upgraded from riders now to host.

SPEAKER_03 33:24

But we've got experience for hosting. Exactly. Exactly. In our youth.

SPEAKER_00 33:29

Yeah, and you've got the video printed.

unknown 33:31

Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 33:31

Over at Bieran. Bieran. Don uh comes out to the tribe and they're like, cool.

SPEAKER_00 33:37

Cool. The big reveal.

SPEAKER_03 33:39

Mark confronts Johnson and friends about bringing his name up. He's like, Yeah, but you brought my name, but and he's like, What?

SPEAKER_00 33:46

That was great. It's like very, very good. Well, I I don't even know who you are.

SPEAKER_03 33:52

He does not trust Timu Habibi at all.

SPEAKER_00 33:56

Oh yeah, he said that, and I was like, whoa!

SPEAKER_03 34:00

At Bounty, Harry wants Loz and Lindell on the chopping box. They seem to be, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:07

Yeah the next Lindell is just being a little sassy girl. Why is everyone hating on her? She's just living her own life.

SPEAKER_03 34:16

She's just thriving and surviving.

SPEAKER_00 34:18

She's got an idol.

SPEAKER_03 34:20

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:20

She's got an idol. Yeah, she's fine. Yeah. She's gonna move on, pretty religious.

SPEAKER_03 34:24

She's shutting around.

SPEAKER_00 34:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:25

Oh yeah, she does too. Uh Harry wants to work with Jackson, the little puppy dog.

SPEAKER_00 34:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:32

Uh, and he also confronts Lottie about their little rivalry they've got going on.

SPEAKER_00 34:39

I love having a rivalry in like episode five.

SPEAKER_03 34:42

If you want screen time, yeah, yeah. For the promos, they need to be so-and-so busy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:49

I love has anyone else got got a nickname yet?

SPEAKER_03 34:52

Uh Lindell BYO'd nickname, which was Swindle. Oh, yeah. Because she's a secret poker player. Yeah. Can't wait for that to come back.

SPEAKER_00 35:00

Classic, another big reveal.

SPEAKER_03 35:02

Harry basically says to uh Lottie, look, game game sees game.

SPEAKER_00 35:07

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 35:08

And she's like, okay, I'll consider it. Uh we get an immunity challenge of pushing a heavy thing.

SPEAKER_00 35:14

Pushing heavy thing, classic, a classic survival one.

SPEAKER_03 35:17

And it comes the train tracks were not.

SPEAKER_00 35:19

Yeah, I would have been so I would have been like, excuse me, ours is broken. Yeah, ours is broken. This isn't fair, we were winning. I would have been so pissed off.

SPEAKER_03 35:26

Ours is fucking broken.

SPEAKER_00 35:28

And fucking, you could see um Golden God just kind of being like, uh, nah, I would have been so off it.

SPEAKER_03 35:36

Because they so had it there. They just wouldn't like push it.

SPEAKER_00 35:41

And I guess like, yeah, sure, they probably push it off, but like, oh, I would have been fuming.

SPEAKER_03 35:45

So annoying. Baron wins again. Again. But Usha, and this was weird, she's like, I'm gonna play the thing. And again, it's like everyone's like, hang on, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_00 35:58

Yeah, it was what's going on? And did she like I feel like I didn't see that under when it happened? Yeah, I was thought something else was meant to be happening. So I feel like the people she picked, she didn't mean to. Because she was also like, I want to get to know you more.

SPEAKER_03 36:13

I thought it was to pick to go on the sparra train and I wanted Loz there with me. What?

SPEAKER_00 36:18

What the fuck is happening?

SPEAKER_03 36:19

Because first, yeah, why would you not pick yourself first? Yes. And then as soon as she picked, she picked Loz to not go to tribal and just go chill with Bieran. And then to be like she picked Caleb to come over and but this was weird, but Caleb didn't get to come back straight away. I think they should have done the swap then. Yes, absolutely. Obviously, he can't be voted for, right? Because then they would just get rid of it.

SPEAKER_00 36:42

But also weird that they had him sitting in the middle.

SPEAKER_03 36:45

I did not like it. I didn't like it. I was confused. Weird.

SPEAKER_00 36:50

Survivor, fix that.

SPEAKER_03 36:51

I like that they're doing twist. We need a little sparse.

SPEAKER_00 36:55

I know you're about to get to it. You know what I fucking loved? Whoa, what? Surprise immunity, individual immunity. When that thing went like I was like, yes, theater.

SPEAKER_03 37:05

Now we're talking.

SPEAKER_00 37:06

That I lost they were all going like woah, and I was then going, really, really good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:12

Uh so yeah, um, Aisha, could you have saved yourself?

SPEAKER_00 37:16

Let's know. Because I didn't say you couldn't.

SPEAKER_03 37:20

Uh but wait, one more challenge. Boom. It's like it's right now. Do you think this is the producers trying to keep Harry? Yes, absolutely. Because they even go, Joel Golden God's like, oh, last time you did this challenge, you got voted out. And I was like, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, the redemption quota for this week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I'm not gonna lie, I've completely forgotten about the theme from last week. No, I've completely forgotten. Redemption who? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They said that again.

SPEAKER_00 37:46

I was like, oh yeah. Also, they haven't explained half of the people's reason for redemption. No, they got just you can get rid of the themes. We know it doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_03 37:55

Yeah. Brawn versus Oh, I loved that last week.

SPEAKER_00 37:59

Oh, still a brawn.

SPEAKER_03 38:02

Oh my god. Uh so what happens? The curse remains, he doesn't win the challenge. And Lindell gets immunity. Gorgeous. Love that it came down between high drama. At Bieran, Caleb heads off to visit uh tribal. So one night only little front row seat to Tribal. But with plus a vote is is wild.

SPEAKER_00 38:26

Yeah, that is wild.

SPEAKER_03 38:27

Like normally they just go and like watch, yeah, be a little cuck. Which they probably should yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:32

The cuck vote is I like that more.

SPEAKER_03 38:34

I like that more.

SPEAKER_00 38:34

You can't speak, you just have to watch.

SPEAKER_03 38:36

Why give him a vote? And then also, like, all he's gonna get is people just being like, hey, yeah, you should do this.

SPEAKER_00 38:41

And he's just like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 38:43

Yeah, his vote in the end was like completely useless. No, because they're like, Can you vote for this person just in case?

SPEAKER_00 38:48

Like, classic bringing back the cuck there.

SPEAKER_03 38:50

We choose, twist and work. Yeah, uh, bounty, dirty Harry's getting disgusting.

SPEAKER_00 38:57

Oh, this was was it this one? The Flint?

SPEAKER_03 39:02

Yeah, this is it. So this is it. He makes a pitch with Jackson. Yeah. This I love this was the Flint roulette. Yeah, this was great. I was like, this is Survivor, Survivor's here. Now we're like, imagine this happening like oh like years ago on like a US Survivor. It would be like a mo it would be like, you know, the moment we talked about it. It'd be a promo week. But for Australia Survivor, it's just like a casual.

SPEAKER_00 39:27

I was like, it's here, good, survivor's back.

SPEAKER_03 39:30

This was really good, and then Jackson, little baby golden retriever, who we thought was a little sweet puppy, got game and was like, I've got the flint.

SPEAKER_00 39:39

It was I love that he did that, and I didn't see it coming. The face crack of Harry, it was like he was like, Ah, shit, I really thought we had this. Spits the toothpaste. So that was really good. Really good stuff.

SPEAKER_02 39:51

Chef's kissing.

SPEAKER_00 39:53

I hope he does well now. He's really started playing now.

SPEAKER_03 39:57

Unbelievable. Yeah, because I kind of thought he was a bit of a not a good one. Now I'm like, love Jackson. Yeah, yeah, incredible work. Also on my crush list.

SPEAKER_00 40:05

Honestly, same.

SPEAKER_03 40:06

Not the first week I wasn't into it. Now I'm like, oh, he's actually quite hot. Yeah, yeah, he's got the little mullet. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:10

The little puppy dog. Come here, boy. Don't worry, gosh will mull it.

SPEAKER_03 40:17

And then so Caleb ended up voting for Jackson.

SPEAKER_00 40:21

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_03 40:22

But like no one else is going to be able to do it. Oh, yeah. And Simon voted for Harold. And then we had our little The whole thing, I was kind of like, what?

SPEAKER_00 40:29

It's a mess. As Brooke would say, no one knows what they're doing. And she hasn't said that exactly, but also Simon crying. Oh my god, I died.

SPEAKER_03 40:37

I get it. Honestly, I got you need to protect Simon.

SPEAKER_00 40:41

I would be like, ugh, crying. But if you're somewhere where you haven't eaten, you're not sleeping properly, I would be crying every second. This is a sensitive daddy. It's cute. Didn't in his early seasons though he was a bit problematic. Was he? Didn't he say like about women?

SPEAKER_03 40:58

I mean, it's Australian television. I assume every man on a man hates women if they haven't been convicted. Yeah, yeah, yeah. These there's like maths where like every man on that has like assault charges.

SPEAKER_00 41:08

And they're like, great. It's fine, good to even.

SPEAKER_03 41:11

Uh and then there's like somebody where I'm like, yeah, just maybe a little bit of misogyny comments.

SPEAKER_00 41:16

But maybe he's that's his redemption. Yeah, that's his redemption. He cried, so he's now the lesbians love him again.

SPEAKER_03 41:23

Exactly. Epsic was called Operation Snuff the Weasel. And I gotta say, the weasel community is offended.

SPEAKER_00 41:34

You've upset.

SPEAKER_03 41:35

Well, I don't care if you upset women that the weasel community is because I mean, you know, got your bears, got your olive. Wait, what's the weasel? I know I'm just making it up now. Oh the way that they because they were referring to Tez, right? As the Weasel. Yes. Oh yeah. It just felt a bit like body shame. Yes, yes. I was a bit like, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_00 41:53

I and also I feel like they said it and tried to make it stick, and I was like, oh, I don't think I don't think that's nice. Sometimes he's done nothing wrong. I know.

SPEAKER_03 42:00

Sometimes Australia Survivor, I think they try it hard to get these moments where they're like, oh, it's gonna be and it'll it's gonna land really well. Like, what was his name? Geordie? The Joker? And they're like, do a Joker dance, and he just does it. And I'm like, you can say no to the dance. Or are they holding a tiny gun? They are. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 42:22

Um I hate that. It's like this is reminded me of Below Deck when they made the chef in that clown outfit. Did you watch that?

SPEAKER_03 42:29

Did they make him do that, or did he? I probably did. Of course I watched that.

SPEAKER_00 42:32

Every time that happened, I was like, what the fuck is happening? He was creepy. And then they showed his little music video.

SPEAKER_03 42:38

The music video was wild.

SPEAKER_00 42:40

I didn't like that, so I reckon that's all of the chefs on that show are not okay.

SPEAKER_03 42:43

No. And they need a lot of help. Hate that Ben's back. I can't with Ben. Can't wear Ben. Really annoying. Actually, good plug. I'm uh recapping that season right now over on Patreon and Apple subscription. Get over there! With Fatima, it's really fun. Okay, good. It's every fortnight with the city. Oh, great, great. I mean, great show. Because honestly, not love happens in a week.

SPEAKER_00 43:03

Unless it's the Salt Lake um. Oh, that was good. Yeah. Salt Lake City slash blow deck. That was my Super Bowl.

SPEAKER_03 43:10

That was everything.

SPEAKER_00 43:12

Everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 43:13

Uh all right. Caleb returns to Bieran and spills the tea. But this was he was very annoying.

SPEAKER_00 43:19

Oh this is my absolute ADHD to the and then waking up with the like anxiety. I was like, oh yeah, I know that. I know that so badly.

SPEAKER_03 43:26

It was also the middle of the night.

SPEAKER_00 43:27

Oh I know. I was like, don't! You're gonna get in trouble by the mobble! You're gonna get voted out for waking her up. You can't do that. He just would have been on so much adrenaline. Yeah. Oh sweetie.

SPEAKER_03 43:40

They're like, great, you were at tribal making TV m moments. We were here just like Loz was having a whack.

SPEAKER_00 43:49

No, I was just watching that and I was like, Oh, I know this feeling you're gonna feel like shit tomorrow. So respect him in that. Respect. And then when the next morning he apologised. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:02

He's actually like a really swear. Yeah. Yeah. At Beanie, uh, Rich is emotional. Yeah. Um, he says the days are like weeks here in a Shakespearean solid.

SPEAKER_00 44:18

Okay. Honestly, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:19

What's your thoughts on Rich?

SPEAKER_00 44:20

I Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:23

I hear ya.

SPEAKER_00 44:24

Like, I'm sure everyone's lovely, and I do have to remember the editing. But I'm bored.

SPEAKER_03 44:29

Starling is ended with I'm sure.

SPEAKER_00 44:31

Everyone's lovely. Me just covering my art.

SPEAKER_03 44:34

I'm sure everyone's a really good pattern.

SPEAKER_00 44:36

And everyone is caring and loving. But I'm bored.

SPEAKER_03 44:42

Yeah, I'm bored. Yeah, the Shakespeare for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But great casting choice. Also, like Secret Hottie.

SPEAKER_00 44:51

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 44:52

A lot of my uh yeah, queer peers are like vibing rich. Interesting. Yeah, and I'm like, oh, not for me. No, no, personally. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 45:00

Neither.

SPEAKER_03 45:01

I'm gonna need a little bit more dirty hurry. I need that dirty foreskin. It looks like that foreskin would be very clean. Oh yeah. Or non-existent. Non-existent for sure.

SPEAKER_00 45:12

Oh I'll feel disgusting.

SPEAKER_03 45:16

I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_00 45:17

No, no. It's time for us both to get cancer. Well, JLP doesn't make jokes anymore, so we need to. We're doubling down. Exactly. Um, no, I don't care for Richard. But I also, any of the men, I'm just like, no.

SPEAKER_03 45:30

But the edit he's getting is like final tribal or something. Like, do you know what I mean? I'm like, he's sticking around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or not, who knows? Uh Simon. Yes. Is sad boys. Sad Simon. He goes, he was an icon. Pull one out. Yeah. The battler. That dirty bastard.

SPEAKER_00 45:48

I reckon he was more crying because he realized they were coming for returnees.

SPEAKER_03 45:52

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 45:52

He was like, fuck.

SPEAKER_03 45:54

Yeah, now that one's gone. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 45:57

Well, that was easy to get rid of that one.

SPEAKER_03 45:59

Totally. Yeah. Yeah. Now they're gonna have to reposition their like marketing strategy around that. Because before they were just like, ho ha, how cool would it be to just like play with like your favorite? Yeah, they're like not.

SPEAKER_00 46:11

How cool would it be to blindside them?

SPEAKER_03 46:14

And like, I've got all the tools you need to progress in this game. And now it's like, nah.

SPEAKER_00 46:19

They're like, uh, plenty of people have gone by.

SPEAKER_03 46:21

I would target them straight away.

SPEAKER_00 46:23

100%.

SPEAKER_03 46:24

Do you know you're gonna get screen time for making that as a big move?

SPEAKER_00 46:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 46:26

Also, fuck off, you've had a go.

SPEAKER_00 46:28

Exactly. I'm here for my moment. I want my money. What who was it that's was it Caleb that was like, I you've already got a car.

SPEAKER_03 46:35

The line was I don't think people that already have cars should get more cars.

SPEAKER_00 46:40

And I was like, I was like And I got I was going to say because you win cars in it, but that as a sentence is so you've got a car. You got a fucking car? Give me a car.

SPEAKER_02 46:50

I'm driving a garbage truck, it's the only way I know how to get around.

SPEAKER_03 46:54

So he's actually great.

SPEAKER_00 46:55

Yeah, that was great. That was a great sentence.

SPEAKER_03 46:58

Aisha says that Cam is her number one. They have a cute thing going on. Yeah, yeah, I like that. Uh love their vibes. The French. Also, Aisha went from background character to like mother quake status when she did the full ugliest skank bitch I've ever seen monologue from Mean Girls.

SPEAKER_00 47:18

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 47:19

In this moment, I was like, That's great.

SPEAKER_00 47:20

I actually was like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was so remote. And him not getting it, going, What? Is it Mean Girls?

SPEAKER_03 47:26

Oh I'm a medium-sized fighter.

SPEAKER_00 47:29

Yeah, yeah, that was great. Uh that was good.

SPEAKER_03 47:32

She loves Lottie as well. She's like, Lottie's a very strong player. Yeah, yeah. What are these ones? Yeah. Beer. Uh Mark says he's cool with Caleb. Um, even if he's targeting returnees. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which I think is Strat.

SPEAKER_00 47:49

Oh, 100%.

SPEAKER_03 47:51

And then Tez. Welcome to the show, Tez. Well, says that Mark uh is keen to see the Don go.

unknown 48:00

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 48:00

I've been waiting for him to go since day one. It was annoying. If you're gonna be annoying with setting up camp and bad at it.

SPEAKER_03 48:07

Setting up camp is like the ultimate mansplain.

SPEAKER_00 48:09

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 48:11

Yes and then also like my brother.

SPEAKER_00 48:14

Shut up.

SPEAKER_03 48:14

Shut up.

SPEAKER_00 48:15

He's like, but also he was like, I wanna I don't want to live under his limelight. And it's like, well, stop talking about him. Get his name out of your mouth. Get his name out of your mouth.

SPEAKER_03 48:23

Also, I've recently discovered he was on the voice. Doing his country singing.

SPEAKER_00 48:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 48:30

So it's like, or X Factor, one of those.

SPEAKER_00 48:32

Well, he's and I bet he'd had the same story.

SPEAKER_03 48:34

Yeah, he would have been. Well, you think he came on and went, My brother was on survivor.

SPEAKER_00 48:39

No, my I'm living under the limelight, my brother.

SPEAKER_03 48:42

Under the shadow of the battery.

SPEAKER_00 48:43

Okay, well, just genuinely don't tell anyone.

SPEAKER_03 48:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 48:46

He needs to go.

SPEAKER_03 48:48

Johnson, though, is worried he's slipping down the pecking order. And girl, you should be. You should be worried. Yes. He pitches to Mark that they should trust each other and work together. And Mark's like, oh.

SPEAKER_00 48:58

I love that. I love it when people are like, we hate each other. And then they're like, no, actually, what if you trust me? Because I think I'm gonna go home. It's like, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 49:06

Then there's a Bogan Nacho's and Margs reward. Love this. Where is Shawnee? Oh the Margs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those mugs looked fucked up. They looked disgusting. They were like, was it like orange juice? Yeah, because it wasn't. Why are they orange? They were not the correct shape.

SPEAKER_00 49:22

Also, it's always my favourite thing to realize if anyone's like what everyone's dietaries are, because you know how there's like episodes where they're like, well, I can't eat that, I'm vegetarian. I'm just did someone not have a mark? No, but there was chicken all through those nachos, but everyone ate that. You could pick it out. You could pick it out. But I was like, I'm vegetarian, but if I'm on Survivor and there's chicken nachos, I mean chicken nuts.

SPEAKER_03 49:41

Did you miss at all for a second the usual shtick of there's a big pile of nachos and like one by one they go in and like fuck it up?

SPEAKER_00 49:48

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why didn't they do that?

SPEAKER_03 49:51

That's dirty. Yeah. If we want to get dirty.

SPEAKER_00 49:53

Exactly. Fuck off the other little like um thingy. Well my god, I'm upset about it. I can't think of my words. Yeah. The thing they had with the the chocolate chalky cake?

SPEAKER_03 50:04

No.

SPEAKER_00 50:05

Yeah, that the slice. Yeah, fuck off. Yeah, no, the I Kimmy The Secret Nachos fucking it up.

SPEAKER_03 50:10

Shitty mugs and just a big pile of nachos.

SPEAKER_00 50:13

And there was no.

SPEAKER_03 50:15

Or maybe there wasn't no one got it.

SPEAKER_00 50:18

No, some kind of producer would have been.

SPEAKER_03 50:20

They would have at least like zoomed in on the scroll idiots.

SPEAKER_00 50:23

Like withn in the first episode when they were trying to get the flint, and like the flints were right there. Like, there's no flint. There's no flint.

SPEAKER_03 50:31

I actually loved that. Zooms in. That was dumb fucking editing, but I lived.

SPEAKER_00 50:37

Incredible.

SPEAKER_03 50:37

Uh and then they do this uh for this one, it was like human target slingshot, which was actually quite fun. Bounty win that one. So Beerin, um Don is mad about the slingshot. Oh, I know.

SPEAKER_00 50:50

He keeps saying I should have been in there. He seems like he would just be so fucking annoying. Such an insecure man. Yeah, I'm good at everything. I should be doing everything.

SPEAKER_03 50:58

I'm a pro slingshot player.

SPEAKER_00 51:00

He would say that. My brother. Yeah, my brother, I know a few things because my brother I don't want to live under his line.

SPEAKER_03 51:08

Yeah. We get Keely and Faith in their new duo. Yes. Uh launching Operation Snuff the Weasel. It sounds naughty. It sounds bad. Sounds like something you do to yourself in private time. It sounds like something you do.

SPEAKER_02 51:24

Yeah, with your small skin, you'd snuff the weasel.

SPEAKER_03 51:27

I'm just gonna snuff real quick.

SPEAKER_02 51:30

Also, I was like, who is Tez?

SPEAKER_00 51:32

Yes, yeah. Leave who is alone. Leave him alone. He's clearly a bit anxious, gay. Yeah. Do we know that? I have no facts.

SPEAKER_03 51:42

I would love to know.

SPEAKER_00 51:43

I feel like I feel like everyone should expand out. Everyone needs to say, hi, I'm baba and I'm a homosexual because I need to know who it is. That's the gay job. I want to know who to who to go, yeah, they're on screen for. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 51:57

Uh this plan apparently involves disarming Mark.

SPEAKER_00 52:00

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 52:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 52:01

Why? Oh, because Tez is in his little not really, because Tez is everyone's a double agent, really.

SPEAKER_03 52:08

In Mark's post.

SPEAKER_00 52:09

Yeah, they joined the full.

SPEAKER_03 52:11

Mark exclusively worked with cool boho chic chicks that wear little train driver hats.

SPEAKER_00 52:16

Oh am I getting people confused? See, all men look the same to me.

SPEAKER_03 52:22

Uh Sally, who apparently is on the show, uh, wants to work closely with Keely.

SPEAKER_00 52:28

Keely.

SPEAKER_03 52:29

Actually, Sally's cool. She's got a lot of people.

SPEAKER_00 52:30

I think if I'm thinking of the same person, Sally has tattoos. Yeah, I was I reckon queer. I gotta start out. I gotta start saying people are gay.

SPEAKER_03 52:39

No, no, I'm living. This week on the pod, we literally are just deciding who's queer and who's not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sally maybe like a little something or just in a in a follow a little pan.

SPEAKER_00 52:51

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 52:52

Yeah. Do you know what my favourite line from a show ever of all time is? What? Is that that line from Broad City when Alana's like, come on, man, everyone's caramel and queer. In the future, everyone's gonna be caramel and queer. Yeah, and the way she says it. But also, I'm like, but never has a more true statement ever. Oh, 100%. Literally, everyone is caramel and queer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what we that's the gay agenda.

SPEAKER_00 53:16

It's the gay agenda. We're coming for everyone.

SPEAKER_03 53:19

But yeah, Sally, she's cool.

SPEAKER_00 53:21

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want more. I want more.

SPEAKER_03 53:24

About yeah, there's actually a lot of the same kind of like semi-cool girl. Exactly. Yeah. Like Lottie and Sally, a little bit interchangeable.

SPEAKER_00 53:31

I think it's just so hard when it's the early seasons because there's so many people and I know nothing about them.

SPEAKER_03 53:37

Yeah. Uh Loz gets quizzed about Bierren and she spills the tea. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 53:43

But what did she do?

SPEAKER_00 53:44

She just went over there and they asked her questions about their tribe and she was like, oh, this is who's in charge. I was like, Loz, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_03 53:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 53:51

Rule number one.

SPEAKER_03 53:52

Yeah. She put her foot in it. Yeah, she fucked it.

SPEAKER_00 53:56

Yeah, you never want to get picked for that because people are always later on going to be like, you know, but then you of course then you want to go over there and be like, hey, I'm gonna be friends with you, but I also can't tell you anything because then they'll be pissed.

SPEAKER_03 54:05

Yeah. At the immunity challenge, uh loved this. They throw crates to get the balls out. And I was like, JLP would have made this horny. He would have. He would have made it so horny. The caged balls.

SPEAKER_00 54:19

Yeah, perfect.

SPEAKER_03 54:21

Are you joking?

SPEAKER_00 54:22

Come on, guys. Like, oh disgusting.

SPEAKER_03 54:27

Uh and bounty win for a chance. Yeah, bounty win. Which is good. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_00 54:31

There's four, like four in a row. Is it four? Yeah. I thought it was three or four. Oh, maybe. I think three or four.

SPEAKER_03 54:36

Yeah, there was a lot. Yeah. At Bierren, Keely wants Caleb because he's a loose-lipped.

SPEAKER_00 54:44

Oh god, ADHD getting in the way again.

SPEAKER_03 54:46

Knows too much, said too much, hanging out with the other tribe. I don't like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At Faith Schools Johnson on how to be cool.

SPEAKER_00 54:54

Oh my god, that conversation. Oh, it was. Just be cool. Just be cool. Sorry, all uncool. That was a great conversation. Really just went for him. Yeah. That would happen to me though. I reckon, see the thing is, I want to be on Survivor so bad. Yeah. I can't because I have bad knees. But I've looked into it. I've looked into it. But I think I would be such an incredible player. It's very funny.

SPEAKER_03 55:17

Your dream can't be achieved. I'm laughing at your life.

SPEAKER_00 55:19

Yeah, I know. How dare you? Um, but I think I would be a great player, social game, but actually, I'd just be hangry all the time. I'd be over talking, trying to be friends with everyone. I'd be horrible. I'd be out week one.

SPEAKER_03 55:32

Oh, I would be out before it started.

SPEAKER_00 55:35

Also, I'm not physical.

SPEAKER_03 55:36

No, I would yeah, I don't know. Especially when they do the one-on-one progressing things like that. Oh yeah. I don't want to do that. I would be Tez like underwater last week by like Jackson. Oh yeah. It's so it's looking like a Don and Johnson like split vote is the plan at Tribal. Uh Brooke whips her idol out. Which so at this moment I was like, girl, you don't need to. What are we doing? She has clapped back on Twitter. Not to make because I'm not mad. Yeah, I was like, whoa. Just someone. Yeah. Some fucking idiot that was like, yeah, yeah. She took clapped back being like a bit deeper. Yeah. Firstly, a television show. Yeah. Secondly, she it was the last time she could use it.

SPEAKER_00 56:27

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 56:27

Yeah. Why? They didn't explain this on the show properly or clearly, but apparently those are the ones that were at the other camps.

SPEAKER_00 56:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:35

They have to be used before the tribe swap.

SPEAKER_00 56:38

Oh, they should have absolutely explained that.

SPEAKER_03 56:40

Because she just looked like an unheeded one.

SPEAKER_00 56:42

Yes, yeah. Woo. So I was like, why are you doing that? Yeah. And I was like, I love you, Brooke, so you can do no wrong, but why are you doing that?

SPEAKER_02 56:48

Yeah, so that's Okay.

SPEAKER_00 56:50

Well, that's really upsetting.

SPEAKER_02 56:51

Or at least that's what she said.

SPEAKER_00 56:53

Oh, I would uh you know what? Good honor. If that is a lie. I don't know. Because she wouldn't have known either that next week was Tribeswap.

SPEAKER_03 57:02

True. But maybe they're not.

SPEAKER_00 57:03

But someone else made a comment being like, oh, because it what does it matter? Tribe swaps around the corner.

SPEAKER_03 57:07

Maybe it wasn't tribe swap. Maybe it was they just said you have to use it in the first tribe.

SPEAKER_00 57:13

Oh my gosh, what's happening with these confusing advantages?

SPEAKER_03 57:16

Don't like what are the T's and C's that come with it.

SPEAKER_00 57:19

Well, you know the um, if you say, Do you want to go crack a coconut? That means you gotta go poo.

SPEAKER_01 57:25

I love that.

SPEAKER_00 57:26

Yeah, so listen out for that.

SPEAKER_03 57:27

I'm just gonna go crack a coconut.

SPEAKER_00 57:29

I'm just gonna go crack a coconut.

SPEAKER_03 57:32

I also learned when I was hanging out with some of the ex-cast the other week. Oh my god, okay. I was learning about Game Face. When the when they do the shots for the time. They're like, alright, everyone, Game Face is on, and it's just when they do the like smolder.

SPEAKER_00 57:48

Who was it that they in the first week they were doing their like promo shots and they were showing them with their kids, and every five seconds they'd be like and then and to camera. It was like three times in a row. I was like, okay, let's let's use one shot.

SPEAKER_03 58:03

So she pulls the idle out, she's like, I don't know, I could use it for anyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could use it for fucking Santa Claus. Who knows? You should. Exactly. It was like, all right. Then they vote, uh, and Brooke plays it for herself. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 58:17

See, they should have explained this because I was like, what a stupid move.

SPEAKER_03 58:21

Yeah, because even if she knew it was the last time you could play it, nah, you would you would be like, you would use it to be like. But I don't know, like it could be better to not look like you've got it. Because it how slay would it be at the final tribal when you're like, I had an idol that I didn't play? I didn't need to.

SPEAKER_00 58:40

But then if you did leave, yeah, and you were left, everyone's like, oh, you left with a true thing. That's the ultimate disguise.

SPEAKER_03 58:47

Yeah. Uh so it's Johnson and Don as promised, tired at 4-4. Then Johnson uh gets the snuffy snuff.

SPEAKER_00 58:57

Yeah, and what was with this comment with the like, I just need you to pause for a second. God, you got looking up front. It's like, why did we need to pause for that?

SPEAKER_03 59:04

That I was that I thought was offensive.

SPEAKER_00 59:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 59:08

I hate when straight men do stuff like this. It's like, do you think you're being funny? Yeah, it was that, and it was also just kind of like get your moment.

SPEAKER_00 59:15

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Say something funny. Yeah, say something about a cock.

SPEAKER_03 59:19

It was also sucky in a way that I don't know. Golden Gob was even a bit uncomfortable. Like, all right, mate, get out of the meet and greet.

SPEAKER_00 59:27

Yeah, yeah. This isn't the VIP.

SPEAKER_03 59:30

But Johnson, no, I thought Johnson was actually good casting. I did not see him on Big Brother because I did not watch 7 edition of Big Brother. I love that he lost to Reggie though.

SPEAKER_00 59:41

Oh, yeah, because they showed that clip. I was like, is that Reggie?

SPEAKER_03 59:44

I was like, Reggie played again. Yeah, I didn't know that either. With with plebs? Yeah. Weird. Of course she's gonna win. I know. There's no competition.

SPEAKER_00 59:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 59:55

Uh and next week is the TribeSwap.

SPEAKER_00 59:57

Yeah, excited. Excited for that? I am. I love something. I just love wait. I was like, I don't like change the start means a little bit of change.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:04

Really love change. I really love change. Do you reckon it's gonna shake things up?

SPEAKER_00 1:00:09

Um, well, I know the ad will tell us it's gonna shake things up.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:12

Imagine all the returnees are on the same tribe.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:14

Oh, that would be cool. That would be great. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like this tribe swap always happens, and I feel like it's like when you go from primary school to high school. And you're like, everyone here is my best friend forever, and then you go to high school, you're like, I'm not speaking to any of these people ever again.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:27

Ah yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:28

I hope that they do some kind of like oh no, they only do that for when they merge, don't they? When they have the tribal um Yeah. What's it called? Auction.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:38

Oh, the auction is we better get an auction. Better get an auction. Because they want to keep us stuck on the page.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:45

Yeah, I'm sick of them removing things that we need and that we love and that we're used to. Again, I don't like change.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:52

Oh, Diva, thanks so much for joining me. Thanks for having me. Do you have anything to plug? Any shows?

SPEAKER_00 1:00:59

Oh yeah. Absolutely. I'm doing a comedy festival tour um starting at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival from the 23rd of March. Um it's pretty so soon. I know I'm so stressed.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:13

I'm always at comedy festival. That's ages away. Oh, I'm gonna do it.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:17

It's been really good to get here today because I'm so depressed and stressed at home. The lobster. The lobster of the show is called Lobster of the Glass. Incredible. Thank you so much. Incredible work.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:30

Oh, I'll have to see when Maria's going and tag along.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:33

Oh my god, let's still Friends of the Pod um viewing.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:36

Oh my god, so excited.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:37

Um, but yes, and then I'll go to Sydney and then Brisbane.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:39

Wow. Big months ahead.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:42

I'm feeling great about it. Yeah, you're like, it's good. It's gonna be good. It's good. It's gonna be good.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:47

Um, what can people expect from the lobster show?

SPEAKER_00 1:01:50

Um, it's all about not thinking, not being where you thought you would be by the age of 35. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Um I just needed something that was relatable for marketing. But I have written a show about it.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:01

You put in the marketing a year before. People don't realise this.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:04

You have to put in the bio and all the marketing like almost a year before the show is. Yeah. And so everyone's like, I don't know what the fuck my show is.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:11

You're like, I was gonna write it on my way to the menu.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:14

It's in two weeks. I haven't finished writing it. You best believe I haven't finished writing it. I can't wait. No, it's gonna be great. No, it is. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:23

Alright, well see you then, bye boy.