Married At First Sight Australia - Season 13 Part 3 (w/ Joel McIlvenny)

HELLO-WAH is back BITCH and so is Sam’s MAFS journey, this time with hunk Joel McIlvenny. These two fags have a lot to say about the new couples, OGs and dearly departed. Juliette and Joel are all drums and dildos, Alissa and Bec are half of Adelaide and the fags have having children and ramming it down Tysons throat! Almost as disgusting as a C-bomb. And on UNCUT the boys chat Drag Race, Scary Movie 6 and Scream 7. 

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SPEAKER_01 0:00

This podcast was produced on the land of the Wurundjeri people of the Koolin Nation.

SPEAKER_02 0:16

The content is hideous.

SPEAKER_03 0:17

So sorry about this. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 0:19

Oh. She's starting off with a little vape. A little long lolly. And now she oh, she's cracking the beard. Cheers. Cheers, so to a long week.

SPEAKER_00 0:31

And a long weekend. Yeah. They cannot come soon enough.

SPEAKER_01 0:34

Uh yeah, what are you doing? Are you going to chill out? I'm on call for work. Oh. So. Well, look, I'm not doing anything either, so that makes you feel better.

SPEAKER_00 0:44

Um, yes, but I get a day in low, so I get to take Friday off.

SPEAKER_01 0:49

Thank you. As well. An extra day to stay at home and watch maths. Exactly. I'm still um Which is all we've been doing.

SPEAKER_00 0:56

Well, because I'm like getting back into watching, I guess, semi-serialized television. Oh. I kind of um's that. Don't tell me about that. You know, like older ladies in your life that are like, I'm just watching my serial programs. Serials. Yeah, like Bold and the Beautiful, that sort of thing. Because it's like a week, a daily daily thing. So I think when you first spoke to me about maths, I kind of was like, oh my god, I didn't realise there was more. There's a lot, yeah. Because it's what Monday, Tuesday would say.

SPEAKER_01 1:27

Look, it's a chore and also a treasure at the same time. Would you not suggest?

SPEAKER_00 1:33

I'm just surprised that they keep finding like four sixty minutes worth of footage to put up.

SPEAKER_01 1:38

Well, a lot of it is the same footage, let's be honest. Yep, that's one thing. And a lot of it is the experts going, oh my god. Did she just say that? Did she just say that?

SPEAKER_00 1:47

Did she just call him a cunt?

SPEAKER_01 1:49

I'm actually disgusting. I was shocked that in this nation people are shooketh by that word. That is like you could just go up someone on the street here and be like, hey, can't. Like some can't, yeah. And it's like totally fine. That's not true. So like for channel nine also for channel nine to clutch their pearls at can't whilst actively platforming a neo-Nazi on their show. Like, come on nine, let's get our priorities in order.

SPEAKER_00 2:18

Yeah, pick and choose.

SPEAKER_01 2:20

It's a real theme at the moment, isn't it?

SPEAKER_00 2:23

I don't know whether line is. Just a la carte allyship. Yep, correct. And then just you know, two active Trump supporters, which we love.

SPEAKER_01 2:31

Um Well, one that she's a Trump supporter, but she's not that bad. Oh, but I mean, I don't agree with a lot of his stuff. Every now and then Trump says something, and I'm like, do you know what? I will admit that's a little bit shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:44

Um yeah, so that was, I mean, and then just kind of a few pennies dropped, I think. You know, when that was like, I guess, semi-revealed. Again, just very casually, just like complete character shifting news.

SPEAKER_01 3:00

Uh what are they? Stephanie and Tyson are talking about their political views. She's love like it's Trump, yeah. It's just like a a bit very strange.

SPEAKER_00 3:11

Um, yeah. Yeah, and then it all it all made sense because it's like, oh, this is why they're all mashed together.

SPEAKER_01 3:16

And then they wanted uh is it Melissa, Melinda? One the expert to they just it was all for her to then be like, oh, I'm gonna tell you off because what you're actually doing, let me just tell you that shit behaviour.

SPEAKER_00 3:31

Yeah, oh listen, I disagree.

SPEAKER_01 3:33

I just say they're really changing lives and building lives, aren't they? Um that's one way to put it for sure. But um also, can we talk about Adelaide for one second? So, like, hey, what is going on? What's going on in Adelaide?

SPEAKER_00 3:49

I was literally thinking that today. I've never been apart from the airport.

SPEAKER_01 3:52

Um and when you were at the airport, did someone come up to you and go, Hey, um, you got any dirt on Beck? Yeah, got any dirt on Alyssa? Did actually happen. They just asked you randomly for tea. And you're like, actually, I do know her from Pilates.

SPEAKER_00 4:07

Well, that's the thing. Part of me thinks that um, like, were they both cast because they knew each other, or is there just like four people in Adelaide? Um, yeah, they asked the other two people in Adelaide whether they knew anything.

SPEAKER_01 4:20

She's a bitch. Um Beck's accent is wild. It's like, oh no, Jaya. She's like, Stop that now! So true. Jaya!

SPEAKER_00 4:32

And I'm gonna What is wrong? I'm gonna regret saying this. And I did speak to my brother about it. Um, but he looks a lot like my brother's ex-girlfriend. Sorry, Beck Beck looks like Beck looks a lot like my brother's ex-girlfriend. And I'm assuming she's not someone we no, she's we love we love her so much, she's so lovely and a lot better looking than Beck. Uh and her accent's not a bit cooked. Yeah. Um, but it's funny because when I first spoke to my brother about oh, like, you know, I'm gonna be talking my friend's um podcast about maths. Um, but I I've got a lot of catching up to do. Josh is like, my brother is like, oh, like, yeah, they have like all the recaps and stuff on YouTube, and then like pulls it up immediately. And I'm like, have you been watching this? And he's like, Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:18

So this is the thing with this show, like, no, like, first thing, when I was like trying, yeah, when I was looking for guests for doing maths on the pod, so many people were like, uh, I don't watch that. And let me tell you, people are watching it. I think you do. It's the kind of thing, it's like no one wants to admit it, but then I look at the numbers like on these episodes, and I'm like, oh, people are they're watching the show.

SPEAKER_00 5:41

I was just surprised because my brother has very little time for anything other than work and sleep.

SPEAKER_01 5:47

So he can fit it in.

SPEAKER_00 5:48

The fact that he was like, Oh yeah, Tyson, I'm like, What?

SPEAKER_01 5:51

We can all fit it in.

SPEAKER_00 5:53

The fact that he knew these people by names already, and I'm I'm like, it's water cooler.

SPEAKER_01 5:57

It's like if you don't know what's going on, and maps like who are you in the office? Who are you like on the first 2.5 minutes of that Zoom call? Who are you?

SPEAKER_00 6:06

You're no one. I was in the office last week, yeah, and I think it was just I think it was a Monday, so I think like the dinner party had happened obviously over the weekend. And then I was literally You mean the dinner party. Yeah, correct. Um and yeah, there were like I like always have headphones on um work because I hate the sound of other people talking. Um and yeah, I just like sometimes they just slide them off because I'm like, oh, and it's what's good, yeah, yeah, I do that too.

SPEAKER_01 6:33

If it look something looks a bit fun, I'm like, hang on. Or I just turn the music off tragic.

SPEAKER_00 6:38

Yeah, or I just turn the music off and just um like pretend that I'm listening to stuff. Um because it's a good way to kind of um basically tell people they don't fucking talk to me, but then also you have you take the power back and then you can listen. Um and yeah, the like three chookies just started talking about oh yeah, the dinner party this and I cannot believe that she said that. And I I can't remember. And I was just like, Oh, it's because I knew that they were talking about maths because every time I open up a new tab, yeah, like the Google Nine MSN thing pops up and it's got the rotating articles, yeah, and every single one that starts off with it's like blah blah blah, this happened to MAFS last night, and like, oh, what's really happening with Juliet after the dinner party.

SPEAKER_01 7:25

Well, look, snaps to fucking nine for doing the the after show. Cause like that's kind of genius because they're just I'm just like, did they so do we need it?

SPEAKER_00 7:35

No. They've only started doing it like this is the first time. Yeah, but like it I just am confused as to why they only started doing it like three weeks ago.

SPEAKER_01 7:44

Well, I think because it it's just after the dinner parties.

SPEAKER_00 7:47

And they only had the first dinner party three weeks ago? Yeah, it takes a little while to get there.

SPEAKER_01 7:51

Okay because they have to warm up everyone by um, you know, the f the facade of the honeymoons and shit, and then they have the dinner parties. Well, and that's fuck it up.

SPEAKER_00 8:01

And not many people know this, but um reality TV isn't filmed live. Um so I think it is one of those things where you can tell that like obviously shit's happened from when it was filmed to like now.

SPEAKER_01 8:13

There it's not a long period though on this particular show. Like, I don't think it's that long, it's like a few months because they were still in there when the show uh aired because people there was all these people like trolling them at the supermarket and stuff like that. Okay, that makes sense. And it's look it's not hard for them to whack it together.

SPEAKER_00 8:29

I mean, to be fair, it is like five of the same clips, like back to back.

SPEAKER_01 8:34

But I'm pretty sure it's like, yeah, of course there's a delay, but I think it's only a few months, as opposed to like drag race, which they film, and then like the season comes like two years later.

SPEAKER_00 8:42

Yeah, but like Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. Like, for example, I think that episode where Steph and Tyson start their honeymoon, I think he said the article, you know, it takes a lot of work, it's like a Lamborghini. I swear he said that about four or five times. The rig is a Ferrari, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:00

Mate, great line. He's was this and this was always used in the same shot of him with an American flag. American flag behind him with two like jerry cans doing push-ups, and then there's like a car. Oh no, a motorbike. It's like it's like Top Gun.

SPEAKER_00 9:19

That's where I have selective memory sometimes.

SPEAKER_01 9:21

They show that shot like every episode five times with the Ferrari.

SPEAKER_00 9:25

Yeah, I'm just gonna go to the gym for four hours, um, which everyone seems to be doing a lot of. Yeah, Philip.

SPEAKER_01 9:31

Fuck, we have so much. We actually have a disgusting amount to talk about, so we need to get into it. No, no, this is this is all great. Um, so since my last app, we've said farewell to quite a few couples. Like a lot of couples have said goodbye. And aren't we, don't we love it when they actually finally decide to do it? I feel the relief for them. I feel the relief for me and for them for everyone when they leave.

SPEAKER_00 9:58

And I I just find that um particularly like with the last couple that left, Grayson and Julia.

SPEAKER_01 10:06

Yes. Did you know she is actually bisexual? And she doesn't gender is not important to her.

SPEAKER_00 10:13

Yeah. And she's seeing someone else already?

SPEAKER_01 10:16

That's not who may or may not be. A woman! How many nine love a bit of gay panic?

SPEAKER_00 10:22

Don't lie. And then oh my god, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:25

Could it be a could she be a lesbian? There could be scissoring happening. We just need everyone to know.

SPEAKER_00 10:31

I've recently heard that um a friend of mine called uh lip syncing who scissoring.

SPEAKER_01 10:39

I was like, what? That's great. Yeah. A little lip sync.

SPEAKER_00 10:42

Yeah, nothing like a lip sync for your life. Well, I mean, I bet they I bet they were. Um sorry, that actually took me a minute. Um yeah. But yeah, there was definitely a lot of gay panic last episode as well. Do you know what else? Particularly one person.

SPEAKER_01 10:59

Can we ban the ick? Yeah. I'm not sorry, like it's just say that you don't like something. What the ick, like making it cutesy. I'm not okay with it.

SPEAKER_00 11:11

But I think as well, it's kind of overused in the sense that a lot of the reasons that people say gives me the ick are just such bullshit.

SPEAKER_01 11:19

That's well, that's the it's it's like saying, Oh, it justifies me not want to. It's like saying boundary, it's like I've got a boundary, or like it's for my mental health. It's like, well, that's great for you. Yeah. It's a very Gen Z, like oh no, but I hate it, so therefore, that's all that's important. It's like saying that like that's all that is important is things that I don't find icky. It gives you Are you five?

SPEAKER_00 11:39

Yeah, it gives me the ick, therefore, like I'm inconsistent. I'm not into it. Nothing will change. It's shithouse. My mind is made up, but yeah, it's very for the straights.

SPEAKER_01 11:47

Oh, the straights need to get the ick out of here.

SPEAKER_00 11:52

And that's the thing, there's a lot of words watching the show again. I'm like, oh, I haven't heard that in a while.

SPEAKER_01 11:57

Yes. Yeah, it's a it's a very gendered show. Yeah. Um, they do remind us where men and women need to be at all times. Masculine, feminine, blue and pink. Yeah. They love to do all that. Um and this week is drums and dildo's week, which is great.

SPEAKER_00 12:18

I mean, that's the thing, like as someone who played the drums for 10 years, might I add, um, I don't see the issue with this in any way. I don't see the issue with them at all.

SPEAKER_01 12:32

Have you read the comments?

SPEAKER_00 12:33

And like from a technical point of view, like I think Joel's doing great, and I'm not just saying that because his name's Joel. No, I have not read the comments.

SPEAKER_01 12:40

The comments are great. They're all things like, this is not that bad. They're all like, sorry, Juliet, I think you're alone on this one. This is great. That's what I mean. And there's me lacking that comment.

SPEAKER_00 12:49

Well, that's the thing, like, I'm I'm still trying to figure out, and I spent so long trying to figure out what the actual problem is.

SPEAKER_01 12:56

It's probably my wife. That was pretty bad.

SPEAKER_00 13:00

No, I mean like with the dildo. Oh, with the dildo drummings.

SPEAKER_01 13:03

Oh no, she needs to get over that.

SPEAKER_00 13:05

Like, his taste.

SPEAKER_01 13:07

I think just him in general. He gives me the itch.

SPEAKER_00 13:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:12

Uh, but before we saw those all of these crazy people rock up, we said farewell to Rebecca and Steve. So this was our older couple for diversity on the show. And Steve was a gay man pretending to be a conservative straight man that doesn't want to see a woman's vagina. Is that what happened?

SPEAKER_00 13:38

Um, I mean, that's one way of putting it. Okay. I think. Um I experience. Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:47

I never thought about it like that. Well, anyway. Was he a plant? Was he a plant? He could have been a plant. I think so. I feel a bit bad for her, but for some reason I feel like we didn't get to know her, and if we did, we wouldn't like her. What makes you say that? I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 14:02

I don't know. I also feel like I did not get to know her.

SPEAKER_01 14:04

No, but I feel like if we did, we'd go, oh, you're I don't know, like annoying mum energy. I can see that. Yeah, something like that. In that I saw it, yes. We also said goodbye to Brooke and Chris, which wow, that doesn't that feel like oh, eons ago.

SPEAKER_00 14:20

That really does. That was again, I think when certain relationships end on that show and one of them just goes completely off the rails, you kind of ask yourself, like, is this the like attempted start of your acting career?

SPEAKER_01 14:34

Well, sh yeah, because what she was a model, yeah, there's only one direction to go in. Math. Yeah, yeah. And she was like, Look, I clearly it's not gonna work out with this guy. I'm just gonna have to be a messy fucking screen bitch at the party. And do you know what, Tobruk?

SPEAKER_00 14:51

Fucking cheers, bitch. I mean, yeah, I'll cheer it.

SPEAKER_01 14:55

She fucking did the thing, she put this season on the map, and for that I salute her and her messy projection. What a fucking crazy bitch.

SPEAKER_00 15:04

But she also set the bar, I think, quite high, which is why everyone else is just going to be able to completely now.

SPEAKER_01 15:11

I've got to I'm gonna let her get away with this. I need to level up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:16

And Alyssa's like, I'm gonna babe.

SPEAKER_01 15:20

I'm from Adelaide. Yeah, amazing work, Brooke. We salute you. What did you think of Chris? Who now seems like a fucking feminist compared to the next guy. Remember Chris?

SPEAKER_00 15:34

Oh my god, little um, I think I saw a video of him.

SPEAKER_01 15:40

Playing the drums with Dildose.

SPEAKER_00 15:42

No, um, yes, that was not the video I'm referring to, though. I think he's like out somewhere gutting a fish. And he's like to think she could have had all this. And it's like, you know what, like that's fair. Like, I love a man that loves the great outdoors, even though I hate camping. Yeah. Um having said that though, I feel like he's valid in that opinion in terms of her missing out.

SPEAKER_01 16:06

Well, we never got to know. I feel like he would have a quite medium-sized but very beautiful penis.

SPEAKER_00 16:15

I mean, that is a fair assumption.

SPEAKER_01 16:17

Do anything, just those ears, they're quite whoop.

SPEAKER_00 16:20

It's not the nose, it's the ears, I always say. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:24

And I feel like it's it's there and it's pretty, but you're like, oh. You know, one hand. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:32

Maybe one and a third.

SPEAKER_01 16:33

Oh, I reckon. Very generous. Um, yeah, she, whatever, that she she knows what she did. And then I don't think she does. No. Well, I don't know. And then they have to do that. You tried really hard, did you? No. Did you though? And then the way that they all of a sudden tried to make him out to be the bad guy the good guy, sorry. They do this a lot. Like the it starts off in the and it's all going well, then they like make the woman look crazy and then make these men look okay. They've done it a few times on this show.

SPEAKER_00 17:03

Because obviously, according to Mavs, women are emotional and then men are you know traditional values and masculine.

SPEAKER_01 17:11

Yeah, masculinity. In the relationship, yeah. Look, next is a good example of this. Julia and Grayson.

SPEAKER_00 17:19

My golly gosh.

SPEAKER_01 17:20

So, okay, poor thing. They were cursed from the start. Can I just say I've never been so bored on this show than with these two? I'm just like, okay. Also, him in that sheep jumper. Who the fuck put him in that jumper? The oversized white.

SPEAKER_00 17:37

Controversial opinion. I actually really liked it. Really? I was watching the episode with someone the other day and they were like, I can't take him seriously because of that jumper. And I was like, Yeah, it's so bad.

SPEAKER_01 17:46

I think it's really because no, because did you see the rig? There was one shot of the rig, and I was like, Was the rig mid or was the rig?

SPEAKER_00 17:53

Insane. Okay, so hot.

SPEAKER_01 17:55

And I was like, Ben you're gonna wear these like bulky, chunky knits.

SPEAKER_00 17:59

He's a sleeper tank. That's what I said. Oh, sleeper tank. Yeah, but you don't know how good it is until it's uh on the floor.

SPEAKER_01 18:05

But you're on TV. Come on.

SPEAKER_00 18:07

This is true.

SPEAKER_01 18:08

They were an S.

SPEAKER_00 18:11

Well, I think in like the what dinner after party?

SPEAKER_01 18:14

After dinner party in that even their fight on that, I was like, nah.

SPEAKER_00 18:19

Well, I mean, to hear that like they'd separated three days after. Yeah. And like, I don't know. I mean, the person I watched this with, like, we actually had very differing opinions to be like, oh really?

SPEAKER_01 18:31

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:32

Because I was more of like more into Julia, whereas I was more into Grayson. Fair.

SPEAKER_01 18:37

In the sense that um I mean like I was probably a little bit more into Grayson as well, but only because Julia annoyed me so much with her like scandalous revelation that she is in fact bisexual. I'm like, shut up with that. That's not exciting. And I mean 2026, bitch, if you're not like an like amputee pansexual, like fucking.

SPEAKER_00 19:01

And like we're numb, like, come on.

SPEAKER_02 19:03

Bitch, like being bisexual, boring.

SPEAKER_00 19:05

I mean, but that's the thing. I think so was every girl in high school. They're still really breaking the mold, like you know, inclusivity, um, that sort of thing.

SPEAKER_01 19:14

What are the show platforms, neo-Nazis? They're really showing the diversity of the community. Absolutely. It's great, it's really bright, it's actually quite brave.

SPEAKER_00 19:22

Um, and I mean two men as well.

SPEAKER_01 19:23

Oh I mean, we'll get to them later. But I don't mean that in a every time those faggots are on the screen, Mel goes, Oh, oh, aren't they just a delight?

SPEAKER_00 19:34

Aren't they just so men just two men together in public happy? Wow, that's just so amazing to see.

SPEAKER_01 19:40

Almost makes me want to go full Tyson. It's made me homophobic. That makes sense.

SPEAKER_00 19:46

But not because of them, because of her response.

SPEAKER_01 19:48

Yes, because I'm like, if that's what this is, oh mate. We'll get to them. Um Mel and Luke are next, who have also left us. What the fuck, Mel?

SPEAKER_00 20:02

That's what I mean.

SPEAKER_01 20:02

Like he was easily the hottest guy.

SPEAKER_00 20:05

No, sorry, it was Luke with the fish. It was Luke.

SPEAKER_01 20:08

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I've seen the video you mean. I shared the one of him like being an outdoorsy guy. Yeah, I think it was that. It was so hot. It was like some fucking alone shit. Him like by a river, by a lake, by a creek.

SPEAKER_00 20:25

Wild. By a body of water.

SPEAKER_01 20:26

I was instantly erect. Sunset or sunrise. Incredible. And then you think she just was like, nah. Mate.

SPEAKER_00 20:34

Like from again, I think it was one of those things where he probably No, I think. Wait, I think it was because he was chewing gum, and then there was something else, and she's like, I've got the ick. Like that's the case. She got the ick from the producer. Because he was late. Yeah, because he was late. Or something.

SPEAKER_01 20:49

And it's like they were like, oh, you need to drive back. Like, you know, they just told him. Someone could have ran those keys over. That's what I mean. He was so beautiful. Oh my god. I saw there's a rumour that he's gonna be an intruder. No, they're gonna put him on Farmer One's Alive. Um, which I support. Absolutely. It's that's the only thing that could ever make me watch that show. So I would do it for that for Luke.

SPEAKER_00 21:13

I yeah, I think I got through like half an episode of it.

SPEAKER_01 21:16

No, I never is it alright?

SPEAKER_00 21:17

Yeah, but it's I don't know. It's just like I think you can tell it's like half of it, at least this is my experience. It gets on seven, right?

SPEAKER_01 21:24

Which I'm like, even right now on a nine show, I feel just I feel ill, so I don't think I can plumb it even further.

SPEAKER_00 21:32

I feel like I make a lot of the people that are farmers are come from wealthy families that just own land and then they just sort of plop them on a bit of land and it's like, oh my god, in this economy, how else are you gonna get a foot in the property market troll?

SPEAKER_01 21:45

They just own a wider fuck a farmer on television.

SPEAKER_00 21:49

This is true. I never had sex with a farmer, to my knowledge.

SPEAKER_01 21:52

I reckon you have. Yeah, probably. In this country, you're always not too far away from a farmer. One degree of separation. Oh my god. On the after episode. Well, you know, she's a drama farmer.

SPEAKER_00 22:06

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:07

That guy? Who is he? He's even worse than John Aiken.

SPEAKER_00 22:12

I don't know. There's a lot of things that pick up on. I know. That's right.

SPEAKER_01 22:17

And now Kyle Sanderlands is out of work, so he's probably going to be involved. He'll so be on this show somehow.

SPEAKER_00 22:23

Am I behind? I thought Jackie O left.

SPEAKER_01 22:26

Yeah, but like they're both they're both unemployed. Oh. Like their show's over. What's he gonna do? He's got no money. I don't feel safe with him on the street.

SPEAKER_00 22:35

I don't feel safe with him in general. On the airwaves crumbly.

SPEAKER_01 22:41

Oh uh yeah, so Mel and Luke finally they've gone, and then we get plonked with three new couples, which is incredible. Um let's start with Julianne and Joel. So what were your first impressions of the Uber, the fat Uber driver turn model in his words?

SPEAKER_00 23:05

Um, I mean work, obviously. Um I love anyone that can turn their life around for the better. Anyone that can just yeah, or worse, honestly, change is empowering. Um but yeah, the wedding speech, yeah, it was a lot. Um I don't know, I would never refer to my son as a pig. That's me. When he's I think like the mum speech as well, but yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:28

You know that mum and him like you know she's like jerking him off.

SPEAKER_00 23:33

I was gonna say at a minimum breastfed until like 14 and a half hours. I reckon the breastfeeding still continues.

SPEAKER_01 23:40

It it slowly turned into something else, yeah, which was him getting handies on the couch, yeah. But like under a blanket, yeah. Yes, and she's like, oh don't tell dad.

unknown 23:50

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 23:52

You know that's happening on don't telldad.com. Oh god. Oh my god. Anyway, uh when he did my wife at the wedding, I was like, R I pay me. This is incredible. Yeah, that was um I love him. I was locked in at that moment.

SPEAKER_00 24:08

Life-changing in the worst possible way. Don't you do you watch Survivor? Not this season, no.

SPEAKER_01 24:13

Oh, but are you familiar with Friend of the Pod King George?

unknown 24:17

No.

SPEAKER_01 24:17

Oh. This guy has slight King George energy. Okay. Just kind of like doesn't give a shit.

SPEAKER_00 24:23

He really doesn't.

SPEAKER_01 24:24

He has a bratty energy, but it's like hilarious, effortlessly hilarious.

SPEAKER_00 24:28

So wait, is he a model or is he a drummer? I'm confused.

SPEAKER_01 24:32

Oh, well, look, two things can be true at one time. That is very true. I think he is a catalogue model. Oh my god, when they're like, came out of target.

SPEAKER_03 24:41

Got him.

SPEAKER_01 24:42

Um I think he does that, and then I think the the dildo drumming is like a little YouTube side hustle. Great. Like this.

SPEAKER_00 24:52

I mean, but yeah, like first impressions, I think they seem to like have good initial, like, oh cute, oh, you're funny. Woofie do.

SPEAKER_01 25:03

She seems like a normal person. She's the first person this season. I'm like, oh yeah, like we would know her. Do you know what I mean? Where Juliette? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:09

Are you sure?

SPEAKER_01 25:10

No, no, like of of everyone there, she's the closest to our orbit. DTE. Do you mean you could see her, yeah, like at a work thing or something. I don't mean like Bessie Mays.

SPEAKER_00 25:21

She's not one of the girls. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, true. Yeah. Could be. I feel like in it, out of all the cast members in a professional setting, she was the person I would fuck with the most.

SPEAKER_01 25:31

Oh, if if we were at office Christmas party and it's tab, and like you she's the only person there, and like this is the selection of people. We are Siggies at the back or not.

SPEAKER_00 25:42

And that's the best thing about the dinner party is you can tell how everyone handles a ridiculous amount of liquor. Like the last person I would want to be at awake drinks with would be back for obvious reasons.

SPEAKER_01 25:55

She'd already have background checked you in Adelaide. She would have asked Adelaide. I've asked Adelaide. On that. Yeah. And she knows everything you did there. At the airport. The mum speech, amazing. Oh, my favorite thing he says. Oh, this is consent in action. I I am currently doing consent. High five.

SPEAKER_00 26:22

Again, it's like Nine's attempt at like progressive humour.

SPEAKER_01 26:26

Yeah. Oh man. I was very upset by that.

SPEAKER_00 26:30

I'm entertained, but a lot of the time he's on screen, like it's rough. Like it's pretty rough.

SPEAKER_01 26:35

It's it is rough.

SPEAKER_00 26:36

It's choppy.

SPEAKER_01 26:37

Yeah. Poor Juliet though, like, she the mum's speech should have just been it. I would have just gotten up and just like walked out of the building. A hundred percent. Probably killed myself. Because I'd be like, my lifetime ago, they filmed this. People know I was here. Yeah. I would die. Yeah. Um, gonna say it though, hate that I still find him hot.

SPEAKER_00 27:02

Um my eyes switching. Probably because you said that. I mean, okay, I mean, this is just me.

SPEAKER_01 27:10

Paperbag, like he would need to shroud his mouth to get ball gag.

SPEAKER_00 27:15

I was gonna say, don't you mean ball gag or tape? Yeah. Um so I kind of have this weird fantasy about like I I've always wondered what it would be like to like call out my own name during sex, like because the other person has the same name as me. Yeah, so you could do that with him. But I don't have that urge to explore that fantasy with him.

SPEAKER_01 27:34

No, with him. Yeah, it would have to be yeah. A different Joel. Yeah, correct. Which right in at home. Uh they slept in separate beds in night one, which I was like, good choice, babe. Love that, love that, for them. Yeah, uh, and then Teddy enters the relationship. And it is pretty much a thruple at this point. And I'm just like this is just like you know he's an actor, and they're like, So what we're gonna do is do you know what I mean? They're like Teddy, like Teddy got written into the script before she even got there.

SPEAKER_00 28:12

I'd fuck with Teddy at work drinks as well.

SPEAKER_02 28:15

Like, yeah, because Teddy's not a gun.

SPEAKER_00 28:18

No, but I I definitely think like menthol slims for that one for sure. I mean, look at him, like he's been through a lot.

SPEAKER_01 28:27

Uh then drum to Dildo sent me, like that was iconic. That was the most iconic thing I've seen on television this year, easily. When she's like the actual video or response to uh both, all of it when she just my whole experience of watching it and having her go, I found something on the internet.

SPEAKER_00 28:42

My friend sent me this, and like I just don't understand.

SPEAKER_01 28:46

And then he's like, Well, what is it? And she's like, It's you playing the drums with some dildo, like her explaining it, hilarious. Then me going onto the internet and finding the video, which took one second, yeah, and just enjoying this insane video, and then then reading these amazing comments. I was like, This is ecstasy.

SPEAKER_00 29:07

That's what I mean. It's like for me, alright, controversial opinion. But part of me thinks that I think it's like tell me you're not sexually open without telling me you're not sexually open by like having an issue with dildos being used as drumming utensils.

SPEAKER_01 29:25

They do love like a pearl clutch moment on this show where someone someone's like like they love an OnlyFans storyline with a sex toy. Oh my god!

SPEAKER_00 29:33

I was literally watching the OnlyFans like like you know, I know that that's public and it's in the eye, and it's just like yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:40

There's always an OnlyFans scandal. Yeah, there's always someone that like but even on this season with Steve and she bought the sexy outfit and she's like, I'm gonna wear this outfit.

SPEAKER_00 29:48

He's like, I'd actually rather you not, because like because I have sex at night with the lights off before 8 pm under the covers with a man, yes, that's correct, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:00

And look, that's okay that he's gay, that's totally fine. Absolutely. I don't want it to be rammed down my throat. Correct, just like don't have it anywhere near me, because I'm not gay, and I don't get it, you know, it's not for me. I was at Rose like that. Or I'm with the kids, or or what of it?

unknown 30:16

Fuuuck.

SPEAKER_01 30:18

Um, then so I thought the Dilders and Jumps was their best bit. Then their next best bit was you don't see you don't see the star in me. And then you don't see the star in me. He's like, put that on a t-shirt, mate.

SPEAKER_00 30:33

I reckon he already has. Good. Or it's like, you know, merch. Does do do any math people ever do merch? They probably but a lot of them do, I only found like one, two, three, and then it's just dildos instead of drumsticks.

SPEAKER_01 30:45

I think we can definitely expect more drum dildo content from him. 100%. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:50

I think we can expect he's found his niche, yeah, and he he's found the niche that he can show the star that he is, you know.

SPEAKER_01 30:56

Exactly. And I'm really thankful that we're here and that he's being platformed in this way. It's really important.

SPEAKER_00 31:03

I mean, it makes me want to go again and buy a drum kit again, but like have different sexoys.

SPEAKER_01 31:08

That drum kit he's got, and it's like a E drum kit, what do you call that?

SPEAKER_00 31:12

Electronic drum kit?

SPEAKER_01 31:13

Yeah, yeah. It's like 50 symbols, or there's like a big there's like 400 symbols.

SPEAKER_00 31:18

That's what I mean. He knows what he's doing. Man's got rhythm.

SPEAKER_01 31:21

He's also the kind of guy. Can you imagine him at the shop like buying those? Like talking to the shopkeeper and being like, is this the E3325? And oh, that's my dad with planes.

SPEAKER_00 31:31

Yeah, literally today, sent me a picture of four planes with like their serial numbers and stuff.

SPEAKER_01 31:36

And I'm like, Imagine working at a JV Hi-Fi and Joel walks in. I would run. Correct.

SPEAKER_00 31:43

We don't have any dollars.

SPEAKER_01 31:45

We don't have anything be like, oh uh, yeah, love and light to them. And then then they just turned her into the demon from the dinner party where they're like, because she what called him the cunt, which I think is like completely fine. But then they I'd love to ring out to dry on the after show, like, but you use that word, it's really inappropriate.

SPEAKER_00 32:08

I mean, yeah, and like we were saying before, you know, everyone's a cunt, like whatever.

SPEAKER_01 32:13

Like, hey, cunt, or like don't don't be a little cunt. But I just love how they've just the way they craft the villains on the show is expert.

SPEAKER_00 32:20

Craft is a strong word. Um they just play some like eerie music and then just like do a slow zoom in and then cut to GB. Hey, I don't I think that is that's oh no, you can't say that!

SPEAKER_01 32:33

You can't say that. Oh my god, disgusting, disgraceful. Yeah, and she admits to misremembering the armor star. That's good. Accountability is important in a few years. If you don't see the scenario made comment, which is much of a difference. Alright, we need to talk about Stephanie and Tyson, our MAGA couple. Oh god.

SPEAKER_00 32:52

So I don't have the strength. Just kidding out there.

SPEAKER_01 32:56

Uh where the f okay, so at this wedding, this was the first, like obviously the first red flag that gave me the ick was when he said anything. But open his mouth, yeah. Yeah, but then when they're at the wedding and they pan over to his family, and it's just all these old white men. And I was like, Did you invite your clan members? Yes. Like, there was no women in his whole thing. They were old white men they were raising raising the children. Nazi memorabilia on. Yeah. It literally looked like they mart they marched from the fucking what's it called? Some one nation rally to the set of maths. It was wild.

SPEAKER_00 33:42

Um, yeah. Again, I think all of the women in his life were at home uh really rearing children where they belong, being submissive. I just not having real masculine energy.

SPEAKER_01 33:54

He the way he just went up with that, like you're actually very masculine to her. And she's like, What the fuck?

SPEAKER_00 33:59

Um, these shoulders ain't that broad based.

SPEAKER_01 34:01

She's wearing like she literally dressed like Trixie Mattel in her like uh real estate fantasy.

SPEAKER_00 34:07

That's what I meant. Or like active wear, activewear doing literally everything in her activewear.

SPEAKER_01 34:13

I know. I feel bad for the poor baby though because she's having a skin moment and the makeup that they slap on at the up the what's it called the dinner party is like really getting in there. She's got some aggravated skin.

SPEAKER_00 34:24

I was gonna say, you know that all those lights as well are just like melting it off. The MAFS lighting is like burns you. That's the thing, and then it's like you then need to apply more to cover it up, and then it's just by solidarity.

SPEAKER_01 34:38

I think of all of the things you've endured on the show, that's probably the worst. 100%. And then Tyson. But I love his. He's like, so you're a boss bitch, are you? You're a boss bitch, and his definition of that is like any woman with a job.

SPEAKER_00 34:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:54

That's incredible.

SPEAKER_00 34:55

Masculine, yeah. It's there's just so many things like where I'm just like, how did you get to wait? How does he? Like, I think he's like 30. How did you get to 30 and like this is how you think? Like, oh like, do you enjoy the coffee that I made you? And she's like, This is tea, and he's like, I don't understand the difference.

SPEAKER_01 35:15

What's the difference between tea and coffee? Are you trying to say that I'm fucking dumb?

SPEAKER_00 35:20

Yes, babes.

SPEAKER_01 35:22

How fucking dare you?

SPEAKER_00 35:22

That's so masculine. But also just the whole like, oh like, oh, did you like the team I made him taking social care of you? And it's just like he wanted a power less than the bare minimum.

SPEAKER_01 35:34

Like well, that Ferrari is takes a lot of maintenance. Yeah, it's it's wild, and then they go on their honeymoon and they bond about their views, their political views, which are cooked. She keeps saying very contradictory things, Steph. She's like, I just think everyone's equal. Which is like something that only like white privileged people say because it's like if you actually believe that I don't see colour. Yeah, but if so to say that we're all equal, I'm like, if you actually believe that you clearly are privileged. If you've never experienced not being equal, correct.

SPEAKER_00 36:14

This way this way you'd be matched with Tyson.

SPEAKER_01 36:17

Exactly. And then but then every now and then she's like saying she I don't know, she wants every every you know, like she she says she wants this idea of equality, but then actively I believe everyone has the right to choose how they live and be happy, but also like no one struggles, so like I don't see what the problem is. Why are people it's what it's literally like why are people sad? Why are those people complaining?

SPEAKER_00 36:40

Yeah, literally.

SPEAKER_01 36:41

Why are the people Well? I don't get it. Just go to Pilates, drink matcha, and shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_00 36:46

Like have a job, get a job, be a bunch of people.

SPEAKER_01 36:50

Yeah, yeah, it's very that it's very all these Dubai influences this week. Fuck um then what happens? Oh, slut shaming. Then she gets accused of having HIV, which I actually had to pause. I was like as it happened, I was just like this was the moment I was like, Have we gone too far on this show? And that if I'm saying that, you fucking know I did have to like sit and take like a good 10-minute like yeah, wait, what? Because you're like, that's right, I've got to take my prep today.

SPEAKER_00 37:27

Because the thing for me is is like I think channel 9 execs are just so behind on like why even saying that off the cuff is like just fundamentally like not okay.

SPEAKER_01 37:41

Um censoring any mention of Palestine out of the new coverage, they're not uh they're not available to actually like direct this show, like do whatever you want, Michelle and Gemma, who are the British producers that we've made up. Um Michelle. Yeah, Gemma's doing great work out there. She's the one that, like, when you hear a producer behind the camera like asking them questions and they leave it in, it's like, oh Gemma. It's always a British voice.

SPEAKER_02 38:08

So what did she what do you want to say?

SPEAKER_01 38:10

What do you mean by that? Yeah, I thought maybe that had gone too far, but then I was like, who are we kidding? This is fucked and we're all going to hell.

SPEAKER_00 38:18

I mean, even just the whole like body count, like okay, so body count body count is another phrase I've not heard in fucking forever. Ever. Like, again, because I'm not, I don't know, living 10 years ago with my straight friends in Perth. Um body count. I just you know, it's just not the type of woman that I want to be with, apart from my ex that had a high body count, and I'm also still like messaging her. Yeah, exactly. Like, what do you mean? Oh my god, that was insane. Is that inappropriate, Steph? I can't tell.

SPEAKER_01 38:47

She's my best friend. And if you were to suggest that me messaging her was weird, then we're gonna have a fucking problem.

SPEAKER_00 38:54

Because I'm the man and I need a submissive woman that doesn't challenge me, even when I'm bigger.

SPEAKER_01 38:58

Have you taken him seriously? Like, even what does he take himself seriously? I'm like, I'm watching it and I'm like, this is too insane to betray. I just I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 39:08

I don't know if he has a he feels like a robot. I don't think he has a brain that thinks because doesn't know the difference between tan coffee is pretty that's super have you ever like been on a holiday? Like I just I don't know, like yep, or a cafe? Like, what do you mean? Has he ever been to a cafe? That's the hill that I'm gonna die on.

SPEAKER_01 39:29

You watch, he'll be like in Pauline Hansen's campaign, and he'll like get her electrical. Or last episode, it's Pauline Hansen's yeah he tried to get a big yeah, my shopping trolley's in murder and then yes, my groceries just gone.

SPEAKER_00 39:47

Wow, those were the days, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:50

But then I love and then again we get this moment with the experts where they get to go, oh, Nathalie School him. And I'm like, you're just doing that as the bare minimum to justify having him on the show. Correct.

SPEAKER_00 40:01

No, no, no, that that is what you're saying, but they don't actually go, they don't like kick him out.

SPEAKER_01 40:06

It's like last year that guy fucking like punched hole on the wall and they were like, Work. They were like, slay. On camera, they're like, that's toxic and destructive. And then the cameras go off and they're like, We everything you're doing, babe, we love it. Do you want some more caffeine pills? Like, fuck.

SPEAKER_00 40:21

But Tyson would say, What's caffeine? I don't I don't know what that is.

SPEAKER_01 40:24

Like, do you want some more fucking I don't know? They feed the men on that show.

SPEAKER_00 40:29

I know what they feed uh Steph, uh, because Tyson's like, oh Steph, you really you really chomping that down?

SPEAKER_01 40:36

Oh, you really polish that off. How could I forget? Not only does she have HIV, she's also a fat slut. Fucking slut. She's a huge and she's masculine.

SPEAKER_00 40:47

I mean, what? Like, I used to live with two girls, one of them she was seeing this guy for a bit, and he would always comment on like the types of food that she ate, her portions. Disgusting. And like me and my other housemate, who I'm actually probably seeing in the next couple days. Yeah. Um, we'd like be out, or we'd be like having dinner at home, and we'd both just be like, Is this for real? Like, are you insane? Yeah, that's crazy. Oh, just slow it down. Oh, she'll have a salad. Like, like actually like that. Literally. No, no, no, but like that's what Tyson's giving up. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, nah. No. Because it's basically saying, like, oh, I don't want you to get fat.

SPEAKER_01 41:33

And this is you gotta remember, this is all him in front of a camera. Like, what the fuck is he like when that camera is not on? I mean, we saw this week friend of the podcast from Bankstown. Hey girl, she messages you. I did see that, yeah. And he basically was like, I'm gonna punch you, you fucking drag queen. Oh yeah. And I'm like, let's fuck him up, Carla. Yeah. What state does he live in again? Hopefully, no. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 42:01

I'm like, Which state of a which which state of Trump's America does he live in?

SPEAKER_01 42:04

He lives in I don't know, Florida, Utah. Apparently he was he was engaged to a Mormon, like a a secret laugh of Mormon wife style girly. Which I can see that for him.

SPEAKER_00 42:18

But his ex is Brazilian, I think. Yeah, and then Which is surprising because um you would think she would be white given his views.

SPEAKER_01 42:26

True, but look, as long as she's in the kitchen, I don't mind if she's you know a little bit spicy.

SPEAKER_00 42:36

Yeah, I do I do remember why I stopped watching this show, but now that I've started watching it again, I'm again it's just I cannot look away for the life of me.

SPEAKER_01 42:43

Also, he's not gay, and he doesn't want it's not about me when it's got more law when those gays I just I don't get it. We'll get to these faggots next. I can't wait to talk about them. But when he was like, Oh, I don't know, like, yeah, when it comes to the kids, get them away from me.

SPEAKER_00 42:59

I was like, fuck oh I love that like if you want to call them pedophiles, just fucking say it.

SPEAKER_01 43:05

Like, do you know what I mean? Grow some balls and just say that.

SPEAKER_00 43:07

I just loved that like literally the second the boys were like, Oh, like I'm gonna be a dad, the first thing that they pan to is Tyson's face.

SPEAKER_01 43:16

And it's like clothes zoom in, and then he's just like Sam, Sam, Sam owes Tyson a huge thank you because Tyson is taking the heat off his fucking ass, going, Oh, and I'm so proud for him and his journey while he raises his kid without me.

SPEAKER_00 43:34

Basically.

SPEAKER_01 43:35

Hello, did no one hello, hello, did no one realize that's what was happening? Sam is not into Chris at all.

SPEAKER_00 43:44

I mean, I kind of knew that from like the second he turned around.

SPEAKER_01 43:47

You don't even have to ask the streets of Adelaide.

SPEAKER_00 43:49

I was like, Oh that I was like, oh, the boy's gonna have to put up with it for a while. Like, yeah. Um, so but they both own gym, so therefore like it's a person.

SPEAKER_01 44:00

When they both owned Jim's, I was like, Of course, Chris is had to go back to the farm to kick his fucking G addiction. And then he's still got the fucking Wait is allergic. No, I'm just making but this is just babe. I can see with my eyes, but he still kept the little apartment in Darlinghurst as his little fuck dungeon. Yeah. For like when he has a little methy weekend. He'll come down. Ugh. Yeah, I can't. I'm sorry. And Sam is just like, oh no. But also, what is Sam's motivation going on this show?

SPEAKER_00 44:35

A beer wet mop.

SPEAKER_01 44:37

You reckon? Yeah. He's giving wet mop energy.

SPEAKER_00 44:39

Like, just even the clips of like him having beers with his friends is just like and in his friendship group, he's the crazy one.

SPEAKER_01 44:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 44:47

Because he's gay. Yeah, they're like, whoa. Having said that though, I think. I mean, with every fag, um, you can tell how much being gay is a part of someone's personality. And I think with those two, they're on like completely different. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:04

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally. Chris has got some trauma associated with and he's trying to prove to his like dad that he's not a gross gay, and that's why he's having kids. Like aloa.

SPEAKER_00 45:16

But also, like, what do you mean my parents can't come to like my actual wedding and then just off caravanning?

SPEAKER_01 45:23

Like oh, caravanning? They made sure to tell us that they were caravanning in like a really remote place.

SPEAKER_00 45:27

So they wouldn't even 45-minute drive away. Like, they wouldn't even be able to like dial in. Like the in there's no signal. Yeah, we'll just have to um but you know, we'll have to pack up the tent and drive home for 40 minutes. There's just a bit much sun. Sorry.

SPEAKER_01 45:39

I saw a tweet calling them Colin Firth and Alex Perry.

SPEAKER_00 45:43

Oh god. Oh my god. That's who they are. Wow.

SPEAKER_01 45:47

Yeah. Wow.

SPEAKER_00 45:49

That's hilariously accurate.

SPEAKER_01 45:51

We also got some, yeah, there's an Adelaide storyline with Sam as well, because his whole package was like, oh, the dating scene in Adelaide, am I right? There's only four people.

SPEAKER_00 46:00

It's Beck, Alyssa, Kim.

SPEAKER_01 46:01

It's Beck, Alyssa, him, and then Mystery Fourth Person, Hall Mitzi, Friends of the Pod. And then like Chris, wow, Chris. What are we doing here? There's just a lot to unpack.

SPEAKER_00 46:17

Go on.

SPEAKER_01 46:19

Well, she's clearly living, she's clearly running from something.

SPEAKER_00 46:22

Oh, hundred percent.

SPEAKER_01 46:23

She's got trauma. Yeah. And I don't know, I just think it's it's messy girl behaviour to know you have like children coming and then go on this show. It's wild. And that they put him on. I was gonna say the fact that they're exported both ways, but I'm like, it feels weird to me.

SPEAKER_00 46:42

Yeah, because it's like, oh, but you're matched on paper, but like you've got a child coming at two months, three months?

SPEAKER_01 46:50

Oh no. I just feel bad for Samazol because that's the ultimate stitch up.

SPEAKER_00 46:55

Well, yeah, he signed up to be married, not to be married, and have two kids on the way. Yeah, exactly. Especially, you know, because you know, for us gays, it's a little bit more, there's a few more steps.

SPEAKER_01 47:06

They love it though, they they love this storyline. It's like, how dare you? You don't want to look after this. It's just like, yeah, but like that's like a choice someone would make without judgment from an audience. Like it's like it's like we're all watching, like, you better do the right thing.

SPEAKER_00 47:20

So it's like Which is to choose yourself and be happy.

SPEAKER_01 47:24

But I love it. This is like the whole game of this show, isn't it?

SPEAKER_00 47:28

You're a bad person if you terrible if you don't stay with him because he's not kids.

SPEAKER_01 47:31

So I genuinely feel bad for Sam. Because you said you're open to it in the future and you lied. I hate that he kept it from him for so long. Oh, that was pissing me off. He's like, I'm pregnant.

SPEAKER_00 47:40

Um I do have to tell you something hateful. People like I have to talk to you about something really important, but I can't tell you right now. I can't tell you right now. It's on the way.

SPEAKER_01 47:47

I mean, wait a few more episodes, then we're gonna do this.

unknown 47:51

Man.

SPEAKER_00 47:52

I wait until everyone's drama is sorted down so we can kind of ramp up our own sort of yeah.

SPEAKER_01 47:57

Uh yeah. And let's talk about our OGs that are still with us. Start with Alyssa and David. Hottest couple of the show, in my opinion. I pay that. I pay that a lot of money. But nothing to report here. They're doing well. They're like apart from David.

SPEAKER_00 48:13

David's got his eye on Beck.

SPEAKER_01 48:15

Got my eye on you. Oh, yeah, but David's like, he's actually he's starting shit respectfully. Oh, that's what I mean.

SPEAKER_00 48:23

I was gonna say in a non-aggressive way. He's be exactly. And basically, like, don't be a little cunt.

SPEAKER_01 48:27

I love that. But he's like actually like giving her like some some good like sound advice. I'm I'm into it. 100%. Um and then we've already discussed the Adelaide T. Stella and Philip. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 48:40

Will they, won't they? Say I love you. Alright, end of least.

SPEAKER_01 48:44

He's gotta do it first. They seem solid, nothing to report here. I mean, Stella was slightly involved with that man girl drama for two seconds, but now she's well and true in the background. Yeah. Uh Rachel and Steven, can we talk about Rachel's glow up? 100%. She looks it's like they turned the slutter meter up on the makeup gun.

SPEAKER_00 49:04

In not another scene movie.

SPEAKER_01 49:06

Yes. Like she just they took the glasses off. They like made it. She's like just a little bit. I did it. I'm a genius.

SPEAKER_00 49:13

I'm a miracle worker. Yeah. Except she didn't fall through the stairs. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:17

And they tried to like cut Steven's hair or something as well.

SPEAKER_00 49:20

Correct. TBD. Um after dinner party, they're basically like, who um who which cast member looks like uh history teacher and a 2B pencil? And immediately I was like, I don't even know, I can't even remember his name. It's not coming to me.

SPEAKER_01 49:38

Looks like a pencil. But it's Philler. Yeah. Oh poor Phillip. Love him. You want to talk about a Ferrari? That's an actual Ferrari, mate. With an American flag on the back. Beck and Danny, oh my god, the little peaky blinders here.

SPEAKER_00 49:55

I just I don't really know what to make of them, to be honest.

SPEAKER_01 49:58

Like, oh, I mean, I do, but he's such a geezer, isn't he? I don't I'd you know I'm not attracted to Tats myself, even though I'm covered in them. Did he or did he not say to Gia, I would totally go for someone like you on. Yeah, I think he's gonna be a good one. They would have been like sideways at icebergs. Do you know what I mean? Like they were fucked. 10 out of 10. They were on they were bags. There were like they were cooked, don't you think? 100%. I can just see it. That's what I mean. If I was on this show, I would absolutely go out and get insane.

SPEAKER_00 50:32

That's what I mean. And like, of course, you're gonna make like a passing comment when you're like blasted off your face on Coke, like, you know what? You're fucking hot, you're so my type. Uh and then absolutely say it. But then, like, oh, but I would no because no, because I don't like women with tattoos, therefore I could not have said it. And that's my bulletproof defense. And he's like Do you know what? So I did actually what a trap.

SPEAKER_01 50:56

I did actually giggle because I actually understand that. I don't I have tattoos, but I don't always love guys with tattoos. Great. Isn't that weird? I don't know. I'm me and Danny.

SPEAKER_00 51:07

I'm sort of in the in-between in that I have some, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 51:10

No, you but if someone is yeah, really plastered at this point, I'm like, mmm, neo-Nazi symbol. Is it's Tyson. Yeah, correct.

SPEAKER_00 51:20

Uh Beck's on her apology tour. Oh, yeah. I'm totally used to apologize. No one gives a shit. You know what? I you know what? I'm actually really sorry. And I'm really sorry. You know, I'm trying to take a look for that.

SPEAKER_02 51:34

It's really sorry.

SPEAKER_01 51:37

Yeah. Uh let's end with my favourite couple, G. Aaron Scott. Got it.

SPEAKER_00 51:44

And his 540 pictures of his ex-girlfriend on his phone.

SPEAKER_01 51:49

Yeah. Well, I found some of his old uh OnlyFans picks.

SPEAKER_00 51:53

He was on OnlyFans?

SPEAKER_01 51:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 51:54

That's what I mean.

SPEAKER_01 51:54

Why is no one breaking the glass in front of his lab? He's not as big as you'd think he'd be.

SPEAKER_00 52:00

What penis? Yeah. Oh. I don't think he'd be that big, basically. Well, he's not. That's what I mean.

SPEAKER_01 52:05

I can reveal here exclusively. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, there's an alleged.

SPEAKER_00 52:11

I'm guessing little to note. Testicles.

SPEAKER_01 52:14

Or I can't remember. Okay. Yeah. That's good. There's not a lot to say. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 52:19

Obviously, because it wasn't that impressive. It's not like mentally burned into your brain.

SPEAKER_01 52:23

I love that Helloa came back to the show. I don't know GSG to me out. You don't love Genius Gay? I think he deserves his own show. It's just called Helloa. Helloa. Helloa came back, and when he walked in and they just looked at each other and they're like, B. They're like, beach! Beach, beach, beach, beach, bitch. And it went for like far too ten hours. Incredible. Because you know, Gia loves her gaze.

SPEAKER_00 52:51

You know, I feel like I'm just a gay man in a woman's body. I mean, I feel like I'm a gay man in a gay man's body, which is useful enough, quite frankly.

SPEAKER_01 53:01

Um put that on your bio.

SPEAKER_00 53:04

I'm a gay man in a gay man's body.

SPEAKER_01 53:07

Yeah, they're just so happy to be on the show, aren't they? I think so. Do you think we'll last? Yeah. I think they're gonna do the OnlyFans together.

SPEAKER_00 53:17

What does she have?

SPEAKER_01 53:18

And go off. I feel like that's what I feel like that's where this leads. Hello what? Hello.

SPEAKER_00 53:23

Yeah. That's the like the handle. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 53:27

When she walked, iconic. She knew what she was doing. As in like she left. When she was like, I'm leaving. Oh, yeah. Because of the what the ex-girlfriend's photo.

SPEAKER_00 53:35

I'll be back in two days. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 53:38

She's like, I'm gonna be back. Yeah. She just went to like yeah, had a night out with the girlies. Literally. Yeah, and I love that for her.

SPEAKER_00 53:44

Like it was entirely safe.

SPEAKER_01 53:46

Yes. Uh but it was great. And then I love her telling the story, and even she's like, the phone came up and it said like memories from from however long ago. I'm like, so he didn't even have it like it was literally just like in the class, like oh my god. Yeah, I've shown it. And it was random.

SPEAKER_00 54:03

Yeah, I have like shit pop up from eight years ago all the time. On this day. I was like, what a stretch. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:08

Yeah. Like, what do you mean? Oh my god. And then they're condemning of his ex as OnlyFans, and I'm like, bitch. Yeah. She's like, oh, I'm not on the internet for eight dollars. And then the guy's like, yeah. Cheap, whole.

SPEAKER_00 54:26

Because she's an upgrade. Yeah. Apparently.

SPEAKER_01 54:29

Apparently she's the biggest upgrade. But like who says that, like. Speaking of upgrading, should we head on over to the Uncut Lounge? Absolutely. Where you can join us. Um, I love my cart. What are we gonna talk about? Dry grass, hell yeah. Yeah, cute.

SPEAKER_00 54:46

Jewelry, jewels, diamonds. Yeah, yes. Find out on uncut.

SPEAKER_02 54:53

Bye-bye.