Aussie Shore - S02E06 (w/ Fatima Sabdia)

Fatima is back on the couch with Sam to keep the Aussie Shore recaps flowing like tequila shots flow at Gilligan’s. And everyone is back on heat. Manaaki is getting more D, Rhi is getting more boring and Lily is getting even more unhinged for San Fran. More randoms make their way back to the ranch this week and fireworks are bound to go off. That and some Below Deck Med.

Transcript

Intro

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This podcast was produced on the land of the Wurundjeri people of the Kool Nation.

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Sorry about this. Oh my god.

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Hello.

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Hello, hello.

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Oh, give me a sec. I've got to make myself comfortable. Little Friday's

Frida's Godmother Reveal

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gonna be hello. And you'll be the lucky recipient of Frida. I sure will.

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Oh yes, the fun aunt while her parents are away.

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Are you excited?

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I'm we're I'm so excited. We're gonna tear it up, little Frida and I.

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I like to picture what she's like when we're away. And it's not good. I imagine she just turns into like a true.

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Well, I can't give away her secrets. She's gonna keep something from you. Yeah.

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Cute.

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Special. It's just for us.

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Special time. It is special time.

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Well, I don't know what she's like when I'm when it's just the two of you.

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A a gremlin? Yeah, that sounds about a baby. She's normally pretty good. It's just yeah, she uh she's a fears protector. She is. True hours famously are. So she's like, oh you're right there.

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She is we did have someone come in to want to have a sticky beak around your apartment.

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Oh, she did she not like that?

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She didn't like it.

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I think she knew. She knew that everything was being judged and she wouldn't stand for it.

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Yeah, no, it's her it's her house. We're just she kindly what are you doing, girl? Get back to her. She kindly lets us live in the house with her.

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That's really gracious of her.

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Really nice. And now I think she also owns this apartment.

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She does. This whole building is hers. She's the unofficial landlord of SpaceX.

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Yeah, if you're watching on video, you're probably like, what the fuck? Did the studio get a did the studio get a a redo? But uh no, we've just moved next door. Yeah. Different set, different vibes. Moving my way around the building. Um yeah, where are we gonna have it next?

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Who knows? Who knows? The hallway.

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Maybe down the end. My husband finally cracked it and was like, Do you know what? You are recording our house, it's not a podcast studio. Get out of here. Oh my god. And I said, shut up. I didn't. I said, of course, darling. Um how are you? What's Goss?

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I'm good. No Goss, no Guss, just waiting for traders to come out.

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Oh my god. The UK celeb?

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Yeah, whichever one had that incredible lineup. Who I've forgotten everyone who was on it. But I know it was exciting.

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We're up to six just came out today. But I haven't seen it. It's so good. Where are you up to on it?

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I haven't started the new. Oh shit.

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Okay, yeah, yeah.

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I didn't even know it was out.

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Yeah, it's out. Well, that's your weekend sort of.

Below Deck Med is Back

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Med.

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Loving it.

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So good. Captain Sandy's back.

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Captain Sandy's back. And if we, you know, if we forgot, she's married to a woman. She's a married woman. She's married woman. She's a married woman to a woman to a woman, and they don't let you forget it. Yes, what a woman.

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Sandy's Sandy did well.

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Sandy did do well. I love them. They're a great couple, but I don't really need to see the sad little love you know.

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It's a a lot.

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It is.

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Yeah. I mean, it's the same as like, I don't know, when Captain Kerry or whoever always talks about like their kids, and I'm like, Yeah.

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If there's no drama, I don't need to hear about it.

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I'd love so breakout start of the show is um the Sichuan chicken guy.

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Oh my god. My Sichuan chicken. No, I really want a Sichuan chicken.

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Do you know what I'd love? It's just a little chicken. Just a little baby Sichuan chicken.

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Please, just a little Sichuan chicken and a little dip in the ocean.

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And I'm just a little swim.

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Just a little swim. I'm just a little guy. How bad could it be?

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I'm obsessed with this fucking diva. This is like because this is how rich Sydney brats are. Like, I know this person.

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Yeah, it really does get it. I'm a bit fun and silly.

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Yeah. But I love it.

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They're just prime hate fuck material, though. You know what I mean?

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Yeah, but I was also like, I was firmly on his side. I'm like, come on, how much are they dropping on this experience?

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Make some fucking sushi round chicken. They just had an eight-course meal.

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No, but he asked for suscharon chicken the night before and then fell asleep, which was amazing.

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He did. So I feel like if you were that chef, you'd be pissed.

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Do you know what you do though? If someone asked for that, like the next day you would make it happen somehow or something. I don't know. Yeah, that's fair enough.

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Just a whittle session chicken. Just a whittle session chicken.

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Literally me drunk getting into bed. Yeah.

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Could someone just bring me bring me a chicken? And like, look, to be fair, the truffle fries or whatever that they're doing. They looked disgusting for the bin. Frida wants to say something.

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That chef thought he was so smart, being like, what about a truffle fry? thinking that the guy would be like amazing.

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This guy's like, Yeah.

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Still want the Sushwan chicken.

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I mean, at that point, being that drunk, you'd want it all.

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And they milked that clip on the promos of him like slipping into the ocean.

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Yeah. Like it was like he was drowning. Accidentally on purpose.

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I'm like, this is someone that lives in like the eastern suburbs of Sydney. You think they you think they're gonna drown? Yeah. Like this bitch is in the ocean multiple times a day. Do you know what I mean? I just was a bit like I don't think they didn't go over it. Americans understand how water safe we are as a people. That's true. They don't like it. There's no concept of it. No, no one is. And that. Like, I don't know. I think it's like the one thing I would have been like, I would have let him in for a little dip.

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You know, they're well, yeah. Well, thank God one of the deckhands actually did let him in. So we got to see what would happen.

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And so it's this guy, it's the like hot Colombian guy. Oh, not sold. V Max, who I am I love Max. He's chaos.

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Oh, Max is great, yes. A beautiful little French boy.

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He's so cute. Love him. And old mate um balding boat. Nathan? Nathan? Nathan. Yes, yeah, that one. He's gotta make a choice. Captain Sandy's like, alright, who's it gonna be? Max or the other guy whose name I've forgotten. One of them's gonna go.

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It's it's not the hot Columbian, and then that girl like Tessa, who apparently has worked on boats before, but it doesn't seem like Oh, it's between them. Yeah. Oh, I thought it was a good one. Yeah, they're the dummies. No, because Max let a little bit of the power go to his head. And Hot Colombian didn't like it.

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Yeah, they're fighting a lot.

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They are. I thought maybe it's the first time we'll get like an actual fist fight between the crew.

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I think Colombian's gotta go. I don't think he's contributing to the show.

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No, he's not.

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It's like last season with Rainbow and Solen, where Selen was just like making great TV, and then Rando was like, Oh, just do your job. Be good at your job. And I'm like, bitch, that's not what this is. We're making tally stop like trying to ruin Selen's vibe.

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Yeah, let loose. Just kiss her, you know?

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Totally.

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At least add to it.

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Maybe she was jealous, she didn't get a smooch.

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Surely, I mean Selene was kissing everybody else.

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I did try and watch Selen on Love Island

Love Island Games is Too Much

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games, and I will say that show is not for me.

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I haven't seen it. What the fuck is it?

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It's like I mean, look, Love Island in itself, not really for me. Only because and I get that it's amazing. I get it's great. It's just there's too much of it.

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Yeah.

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Um, there's like hundreds of episodes per season, it's on every day. It's great, but it's like it's already not really for me. And then games is like, I don't know, they're trying to merge it with Survivor or some shit. They do all these challenges, and it's like the couples the couples are even more not real because they're like the whole point of the couples is to win this game, yeah.

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But then again, like Love Island, it did at the start, like you could kind of maybe believe a little bit about how they want relationships, yeah, but now it's just done Canny Valley, yeah, exactly.

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Yeah, but no, Love Island Games was a flop. I tried to watch it because Solen was on it, and she couldn't save it, and she was amazing. She came in as a bombshell, of course. They're not gonna start with her. She came in and they did this challenge where they're like, You get to kiss everyone you want, and she was like, well, I'm going to kiss everyone. And so she just like patch all of the boys, and all the other girls were just like, Oh, she so that was great. All right, and then I don't know, I couldn't stick with it.

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Where do you go from there?

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Also, bitch, I'm busy, I'm watching so much fucking shit. My brain is already only the cream of the crop for you. Truly, you need every now and then you need to let a show go and go, do you know what? I'm not gonna finish.

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Yeah, yeah. It do be like that.

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Yeah, much like uh King Khan.

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Oh boy, not gonna let me finish.

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Uh uh, shall we?

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We shall. Well, speaking of shows that we will finish.

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Well, this show I'm I finish every episode.

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Oh, I know, and then I want more.

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Yeah, multiple times. This is a multiple hour show. Um, how are you finding it so far?

Aussie Shore S02E06 Recap

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We're at episode six.

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I'm loving it. I'm loving to I'm loving seeing how we get to see both sides of just how in unhinged Lily is. Last season we got Lily unhinged, we're in a relationship situation ship, whatever. Now it's like single Lily, which is worse, terrifying.

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She's fucked, man. She is, but and she's so hot, but she's so terrifying that it makes her kind of less hot, but I still like I'm I'm legit scared of her, man.

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Yeah, but everybody would still, you know. Of course.

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Yeah, that wreck looks amazing.

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Yeah, and she does seem like the freakiest of the bunch.

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I reckon she'd be a top-notch root. Like you just know, but she knows that too.

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She knows that. That's why, yeah.

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She's got tricks.

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She's got tricks.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. I do love that you can tell that she's been to at least two therapy sessions now.

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Oh, yeah. Someone accidentally gave her some language. Yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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She's in the Rita, darling, what are you doing?

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Get out of the kitchen. Come on. She's imitating the soundtrack of Ozzy Silk.

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Going to town on the floor traits.

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Just like Lilywood. Just like Lilywood.

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Episode six is called It's a Set Up. And so last week the house was turned into a hostel. Uh, which was amazing.

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I loved it. It was nice for Jada to get some.

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Our girl.

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Our girl.

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How hot and how good was Jada being like, oh my god, I'm not even gonna be able to walk.

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Isn't she everything?

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She is everything. She is everything. She's the only one that just recklessly makes out with whoever she wants. And that's what we want to see.

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Tiny Tino, or not so tiny Tino. Uh yeah. Yeah. Put in the work and sure did.

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Jada's like, I'm not gonna be able to.

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That was so good.

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Yeah, look, that bitch needed it though. Yes. She was, yeah.

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She did. They're all waking up after a big night. Uh Jada did what she needed to do to get the job done. And she's like, I never kiss until. Uh, but then proceeds to tell all the gillies about Tino's dick in like d dimensions.

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Which this is girlhood.

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This is like this is my girl. Like, I want all of the details.

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Yeah, you've almost gotta like recreate it out of like Plastocine or something. You know, you need like a 3D model.

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She pretty much does like she's one Pleistocene model away from that. Um, I think she picks up like a pepper grinder at one point. Oh, she does.

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So there are visual, yeah, you're right, you're right. We need the visuals for reference.

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Settle. Good girl.

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She just wants to have a turn.

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She does. She's excited. On the other hand, Con.

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Yeah.

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The way they tr the way the editors try. Oh, Con, it's so good. Because last season, the poor bloke couldn't get it up.

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Yeah. Which and he's the first night quite devastating.

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A cuddle. Because he's such a gorgeous man, but he also is so serious. He just needs to like chill. Yeah. You know?

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Yeah.

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He's doing like woke boy masculinity from like early 2000s.

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Yeah, he's just always on the verge of tears.

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Yeah, but I'm like, babe, that's done so. Yeah. Like, chill. You don't have to be big man on campus.

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Yeah.

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Looking after your family.

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They don't need no man of the house.

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Exactly.

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And if they did, it wouldn't be you anyway, kind of.

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Exactly. But it's so good. He goes, I've got like hand cramps. That's how that's how much work I put in. And then it kind of cuts to her being like, he's like, how was your night?

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She's like, yeah. Oh my god, before they before they go to sleep, and he's like, You didn't come, did you?

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And she's like, No. That was my favorite scene of like the whole show. Just her going, no.

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Yeah, and it's like, oh honey, if you have to ask. And the cut between that and Jada being like, yeah, Tina was giving it to her. And I'm glad that I'm glad that they they got to have their moment in the end, even after getting cock blocked by Cartia.

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And Cartia and the ghost of Nonna.

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Oh my god. What is it with the Tallians and their Nannas? We all have grandmas.

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She's ruining the show. Nonna needs to move on.

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Nonna's trying to.

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She's still possessing Caria anyway.

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Yeah, she did, and that was clear with the lasagna. That awful looking fucking lasagna. Nana's rolling in her grave.

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What did you think of Bonnie? I thought Bonnie was also very hot.

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Bonnie was hot.

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We'd love to see the uncut footage of these two.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Surely.

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Well, maybe not, because Con didn't deliver the goods.

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It's true. But at least he tried a bit more this time, you know. There are other things you can do, I guess.

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Exactly. Lily says that it was all part of her plan. Operation Palm off. To keep you away from my fucking man, San Fran.

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Yeah. That's a little bit too mummy's boy, that whole situation, that whole dynamic.

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I feel so sorry for San Fran. Because he's a look, he's like a dumb hottie. He's so stupid. But in comparison to Lil, like he's actually kind of looking semi-reasonable compared to Lily. Do you know what I mean? She's like doing him a lot of favours.

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It's true.

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Because he's like, I just wanted to do the Friends with Benz thing, as was promised. Well, yeah. It was her idea.

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It was, it was, no strings attached. She didn't have to say that, and it was cute. Like he he believed it.

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He was excited by it. I think she believed it at the time. And then immediately as she said it, it was like, oh no. Actually, I do want to have my channel. She's really very jealous. Yeah. She's so jealous. Yeah.

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And then and then old mate Blondie wanted to go.

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Nope. Nope. Oh Blondie. Yeah, Blondie's yet to arrive. Katia was Chief Stew this week.

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She was.

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And what did you think of her leading the team?

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Look, she took it a little bit too far. Yeah.

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I like she wakes up, she's like, alright, we've got it. She's like, we're gonna do breakfast. We're doing coffees.

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Yeah.

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You guys want iced coffee or hot coffee?

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It is a mystery how she hasn't just lost her voice yet. I know. All that's enough. How much does she smoke? Honestly.

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It's so good.

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Let's also just talk about the fact that I don't think I've ever seen a group of people so grotty.

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Oh disgusting.

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How do they live like that?

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Yeah.

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I don't know. I don't know about it. I don't like it. We can we can party responsibly. Pick a gun. Charlotte's had a gun.

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She's had it.

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I do like it when Charlotte gets mad.

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It's good. Lockie says he dodged a bullet, uh, not fucking cardio last night. And I'm I must agree. Because she, and this is I've been banging on about this a bit on the pod, but like just the like the gendered stereotypes that this show is promoting. So like she they they cut back to the night before to her like pretty much like molesting him. Yeah. Like, and yeah, he's you know, he's he's contending I'm not being like, I'm not being a wet blanket, don't worry. Hear me out. But it's just like she's like, come on, let's go. She she really wants lucky, which like fair enough. She really does. Same. But you can't, you can't just like she's like, so to do that, I'm gonna just like get in his bed naked and thing, and then walk out, and he's gonna follow me. I'm just like, he's not.

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He might though, he might.

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He might.

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You can see like he he wants to, but he doesn't, but he does.

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He doesn't want to invoke the wrath of Nonna.

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I think he's already done that.

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Yeah, Nonna's or already knows what's up. Yeah, Nonna sees everything that's going on, which is it's just too much. But she's trying to do it, and I'm like, girl, like play it slightly cooler. I don't know.

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Yeah.

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Am I wrong? Well, no, no, you're absolutely right. Well, that's the problem with cardio. She gives off this very sex positive, you know, person. Not shaming that.

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It's the like approach of the fact that she's a stage 10 clinger. Yeah, stage 5,000.

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Yeah. And she kept rejecting Con and then got upset that he he didn't still want to fuck her.

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Yeah. And um, look, I think it's good he didn't. Do you think it's gonna be the finale? Is they finally fuck?

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Honestly, I hope so. Yeah, I really hope so.

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Me too.

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It's just getting a bit boring to watch, and they just need to let out some steam.

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Side note, because I know you're all really gagging to know. Um, Loki, as weeks progress, I'm not finding him hot anymore.

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Me neither.

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There was the initial attraction when he came in and he was swinging his big dick around, literally, and figuratively that was hot. But then now I'm like, eh, he just looks kind of I don't know.

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Yeah, he's super average.

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Yeah, whereas I think Chesco, as lame as he is, he's got he's got such dumb hot vibe. If you're gonna be dumb and hot, you gotta be super hot. And super dumb. And he's rig and everything, and his little the haircut.

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Yeah, the mustache, and he never knows what's going on.

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Oh, it's I'm serious. My fucking kryptonite. Like, you are the dumbest baby. I just want to like give you a cuddle. I just think Chesco is slept on because all my guests on the pod have all been like team Lockie, and I'm like, okay, sure. I'll have Chesco for myself then. They're all sleeping on Chesco.

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It's because no one wants to incur the wrath of Lily.

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It's because no one wants Lily to come to their house and really slip.

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That's right.

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Actually, I should be careful. I mean, Saturn's okay. I'm not gonna do a mad dog.

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Oh, yes, you would. Mad dog.

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Bring mad dog back. Uh I reckon they could get I reckon they could cut Rhee. Don't you think? Ree's not playing ball.

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She's she's not giving anything.

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She skipped some uh tasks this week, which I was like, She did.

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She skipped some personality. I'm not about it. I reckon that's it.

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Also, Lexi not providing enough drama for me.

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Yeah, Lexi and the relationship is a bit boring.

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Yeah, I can cut those two. Bring back Bonnie and Mad Dog.

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Yeah.

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Why not?

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Well, yeah, just purely because I want one of them to go for San Fran.

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Yeah.

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I just want to see more of Lily Yellow.

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San Francisco is a a large place. There's enough room for everybody, I say.

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He does seem perfectly simple.

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They're also horny and crazy stuff. Why is there no group sex on this show?

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None of them can none of them can handle it.

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They should learn to handle that.

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They can't even handle like kissing the same people.

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I think it would solve a lot of their problems that they have.

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Honestly, they just need to fuck a little bit more. They don't all have to fucking know.

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I know Monarchy's down.

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Oh my god. He finally got a little bit more duck. That's good. Finally.

SPEAKER_01 22:05

Sorry, we're all all over the place. So the guests are finally leaving, which I was like, oh, one night only.

SPEAKER_03 22:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:12

But whatever, it was a gag. Charlotte rocks up. This is so funny. Charlotte rocks up with their like review cards. She's like, Tina will give Jada five stars. She went above and beyond. And she's like, I bet you did. It was so good. Jada's like, Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:32

Yeah. She sure did.

SPEAKER_01 22:34

Uh Bonnie, on the other hand, left unsatisfied. They cut to Con, and they pretty much had like a wamp wamp w sound back. This boy. Charlotte says for the first time, I'm proud of you.

SPEAKER_03 22:52

No way.

SPEAKER_01 22:53

Yeah, and they're like, okay. Thanks, girl.

SPEAKER_03 22:56

And then she's really glad that you fucked our guests. Tried to.

SPEAKER_01 23:02

Exactly. She then teleports away. But before she does, she's like, this is weird. They're like, I'm gonna do one-on-ones, but we only see one of them, and it's with Re. And I think this is the nail in the coffin for our girl Ray. Like, if Charlotte has to sit you down for a one-on-one, it's really means like a babe wire and you being entertaining on the show.

SPEAKER_03 23:28

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:29

That's what I saw it as. I saw it as like a probation meeting, like a performance management plan.

SPEAKER_03 23:34

Oh, she's on a pip. She's on a pip. She's on a pip. She's almost out. You're gonna need more than a mismatched tan.

SPEAKER_01 23:41

We're gonna need more than fake tan and all your family's dead. Like could you maybe, I don't know, fuck someone? That's kind of what the show is.

SPEAKER_03 23:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:55

We've brought in all of these fuckable guys. Why didn't also there was that other guy that came in with mad dog and thingo? No one fucked him.

SPEAKER_03 24:02

He was he was boring.

SPEAKER_01 24:04

He was boring as fuck.

SPEAKER_03 24:05

He was very boring. He was a yeah unit. I mean, if you like the quiet ones, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:13

I don't know how much.

SPEAKER_03 24:14

I'm sure he'd be I'm sure he'd be fine.

SPEAKER_01 24:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 24:17

Yeah. They can't all be winners.

SPEAKER_01 24:19

Exactly. Uh Ree says she feels like she's a little bit on the outs. So it's like, ah, yeah, probably not vibing much. She did come, she came in so hot. That first ep. Remember? She walked in the house and she was like, wow, I'm here. And her and Cardia were like screaming, running around. Yeah, they did do that. So I feel like I knew she couldn't sustain that.

SPEAKER_03 24:41

Yeah, I don't know. She gives like nerdy kid with braces type vibes, even though she doesn't have braces.

SPEAKER_01 24:46

There's something about her that I'm I feel like she did at some point.

SPEAKER_03 24:49

Yeah, she's got like the mouthful, it hasn't relaxed yet.

SPEAKER_01 24:53

Fuck, you're so right. That's what it is. Oh my god. Then for absolutely no reason, they do this like assault course. The things I make them do, hungover, is pretty funny.

SPEAKER_03 25:05

I do love that. Yeah. Make them suffer.

SPEAKER_01 25:08

They did a few really hot slow-mo shots of Lockie and Sam Fran just like looking so hot.

SPEAKER_02 25:15

And Lily's like, the boys look hot. Sam Fran's got a rig. Ugh.

SPEAKER_03 25:23

Yeah, fuck him. Actually, oh my god, do you think that that's what she's gonna do? Do you think like predictions for the season?

SPEAKER_01 25:30

I mean, a lifelow situation between those three would be my dream.

SPEAKER_03 25:35

Would love to shut some of them up, that's for sure.

SPEAKER_01 25:39

Yeah. Would would shut her up. I think that would be I think that would be an ideal outcome.

SPEAKER_03 25:46

Surely.

SPEAKER_01 25:47

Yeah. Not probably not for cardio.

SPEAKER_03 25:50

If they stopped doing this like weird love triangle thing and just threesomed. Well, that's a good and then decide.

SPEAKER_01 25:56

I believe group sex is the answer. Like if I was like a if I came in as like a sex therapist for the house, I'd be like, I think what we all need to do is we all just need to play strew poker and you know, get a little bit more. Hello. Oh, that's a perfect spot for you, my darling. You gonna sit there? Yes. Oh, Angel. What a good girl. You sit there. You no knew that was too good to be true. What are you trying to tell me? Yeah, good girl. Uh oh, then we get Jada doing the course. I could watch Jada doing a boot camp course. Like, that's rent-free in my mind forever. It was amazing.

SPEAKER_03 26:40

Oh god, yes. We love Jada. Everything she does is just so funny.

SPEAKER_01 26:45

She's so good. Those big soft naturals flopping around. Amazing.

SPEAKER_03 26:50

Yeah, or just being flung around, you know, it's either one way or the other.

SPEAKER_01 26:53

Someone told me, I think it was Christian on the last episode, said she's like 23 or something. And I was like, sorry. What?

unknown 27:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:02

Anyway, so wild. Lily, of course, looks very hot in her like Lululemon order the fuck she's got on. It's quite lumine. But she sucks at this course.

SPEAKER_02 27:14

She's like, oh my knee.

SPEAKER_01 27:17

Which then makes me think maybe she's not good in bed.

SPEAKER_03 27:23

I don't know. I think she I mean, I'm sure her neck is fine, you know.

SPEAKER_01 27:28

That's like she might be like, oh, I'm tired.

SPEAKER_03 27:32

She'd be good for a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 27:34

Yeah, she'd be good for a bit. You're right. She would be good for a little bit. And then she'd get over it.

SPEAKER_03 27:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:40

And be like, uh.

SPEAKER_03 27:43

Yeah, but you know.

SPEAKER_01 27:45

Then we hit the clerub. Uh Lockie has a pash with Monarchy, which I liked. This is happening. Because he said at the start, it was part of his personality at the start. He was like, Yeah, I like to neck on with the blokes just for fun.

SPEAKER_03 27:59

Yeah, just in a dance full pad.

SPEAKER_01 28:01

It's like you're dancing a fine line here, honey.

SPEAKER_03 28:03

It's it's cute, but like, yeah, at some point, it's like look, straight men will do anything but admit they're bisexual.

SPEAKER_01 28:12

True. I think that would be very hot. Well, this show famously doesn't allow anyone to be bisexual, so we can't have that.

SPEAKER_03 28:19

Yeah, that's true. You do have to pick a lane. They can't, they're little pea brains. There are two.

SPEAKER_01 28:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:24

There are two lanes. Yep.

SPEAKER_04 28:27

Only two spots.

SPEAKER_03 28:28

But no, it's hot.

SPEAKER_01 28:29

Keep it up, but also keep going, is what I add more to the mix. Yeah. Uh Monarchs is horned up again, which I love. Yeah. And the prow. Um Locky has his eyes on some girls at the bar.

SPEAKER_03 28:45

How dare you?

SPEAKER_01 28:46

Lily is like, why are you being so standoffish to Sam Fran. I love that. It's not only is she being the worst, but it's his fault.

SPEAKER_03 28:55

Yeah. Yeah. It's it's well, it's never her fault. No, you know.

SPEAKER_01 29:00

She's like, Why are you being weird?

SPEAKER_03 29:01

And he's like, but really Yeah, there's no one else hot for her to talk to, so now it's his fault for not giving her.

SPEAKER_01 29:06

She's not even looking elsewhere. Like she's locked in.

SPEAKER_03 29:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:11

On the San Francisco.

SPEAKER_03 29:15

Alright, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. Reluctantly give you that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:20

And look, who can blame her? She and then she just starts going him. I'm like, oh my god, this is not gonna end well. Leave my poor boy alone.

SPEAKER_03 29:30

Yeah. But she just she's just gotta yell. She's just a feisty baby.

SPEAKER_01 29:35

She's feisty. And he's just a dumb sexy baby. He's like, oh, alright, cool. Yeah. He's like, I thought we were just friends that fuck. Like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 29:44

Um not ready for a relationship.

SPEAKER_01 29:46

And then he goes, if she's not feeling the same, then maybe I'm gonna have to distance myself. And I'm like, welcome to the conversation to have where have you been the last three episodes? But in his defense, I don't think he knew really. I guess last week he didn't think.

SPEAKER_03 30:00

Yeah, they he they look, they tried to tell him, but it seems to take him a while to learn.

SPEAKER_01 30:04

And he did the the right thing. He kind of like grey rocked her a bit. Like he was like, uh I'm just gonna pretend like I don't know that you're like being crazy.

SPEAKER_03 30:16

Yeah, I guess that's the problem with Lily. It's like once you're in, you're in.

SPEAKER_01 30:20

Yeah, totally. Uh she's the ultimate temptress. Then they go canyoning. This was random, and yeah, Ree sat out on there. She's like, I'm not feeling well. But then later she's like, fine to go out to Gilligan's. I was like, okay.

SPEAKER_03 30:37

Yeah, that bitch doesn't want to lift a finger. Hey.

SPEAKER_01 30:40

Nah. Or jump into it. The canyoning looked so fun.

SPEAKER_03 30:44

Yeah, they get to do some really cool fucking things.

SPEAKER_01 30:47

That looked sick. Yeah, as if you wouldn't just actually get your shit together. And Jada doesn't even like heights, and she still went and had a great time. So I don't know. Chill out, babe. Con goes, I'm here with my whole family. Having the time of our fucking life. Every time he says family, I'm like the only one that says it. Family. No one else, no one else on the show has ever referred to them as such. It's just him. He's got he's got this fantasy of him being big daddy.

SPEAKER_03 31:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:19

And they're all like, oh cool. He's a pretty shit dad. Like, what does he provide to the house?

SPEAKER_03 31:27

He's like a guy, he's like a guard dog, you know?

SPEAKER_01 31:30

Yeah, true truth.

SPEAKER_03 31:31

Yeah. Somebody comes knocking in the middle of the night, calls your boy.

SPEAKER_01 31:36

Con is great on the show. All he does is go, out of respect for nonna, I'm not gonna fuck you.

SPEAKER_03 31:41

Yeah, he he does get points for how many different excuses he can come up with to not close the deal.

SPEAKER_01 31:47

So good.

SPEAKER_03 31:48

Yeah. Surely Karty gets desperate enough. Then a hole.

SPEAKER_01 31:55

Then Con goes in on Rhee a bit. He's like, I get that Rhee is sick, but like she's gonna regret not being here with you guessed it. Family. Lexi meanwhile is doing her party trick and she's pissing in the canyon. Our piss queen. Like she's still being fun and everything, but because she's not like last season, what she pissed off um Lily by fucking Tom. Yeah. And now she's not doing that. It's kind of like, I don't know, I don't need you there. I need I need more girls that are willing to piss off Lily.

SPEAKER_03 32:36

Yeah. Yeah, more girls to piss off Lily, but to be fair, she is scary.

SPEAKER_00 32:41

True. Truly.

SPEAKER_03 32:43

Is a little bit too scary.

SPEAKER_01 32:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:45

Although I still would. Give me a bit of tequila and I'll get aggressive enough.

SPEAKER_01 32:50

Oh, they love it, they love getting them tequila fucking blind on the eye though. It's great.

SPEAKER_03 32:57

It wouldn't be a show without the tequila.

SPEAKER_01 33:00

It should be sponsored by like a tequila brand.

SPEAKER_03 33:02

Surely.

SPEAKER_01 33:03

They get back to the ranch and Ree is like, oh thank god, you're here. I'm fucking bored. Shitless. I'm like, well, why didn't you go on the thing then?

SPEAKER_03 33:10

Like, she was sick.

SPEAKER_01 33:13

But then she's all ready to go out, so alright. They go to Gilligan's uh Cardi before they go out, though, they're getting ready, and Cardi plays this prank where she's like, I'm her. It's prank, but also just like shameless attention seeking.

SPEAKER_03 33:32

Yeah, that makes sense for Cardi though. What do you think?

SPEAKER_01 33:35

This was so weird.

SPEAKER_03 33:35

She was like, I'm her.

SPEAKER_01 33:37

And like Loki didn't come to her like beck and call. So she's like, You didn't pass. I'm like, I don't think he heard you, babe.

SPEAKER_03 33:44

How do you not hear Cardi?

SPEAKER_01 33:46

True.

SPEAKER_03 33:47

Um, any excuse to yell and to cry and scream and just get picked up and carried away by a man. Yeah. We love our damn soul. We do. Maybe that's why she's talking about Nana so much. She wants to be rescued. That's what Nonna would have wanted. Yeah. She needs someone else's bosom to lay in. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 34:06

Con comes to the rescue though. Umaki is ready to fork. We head to Gilligan's and Lexi goes, I'm ready to fucking party. She's hoping for no drama, which I'm like, ugh. Good luck with that.

SPEAKER_03 34:23

Come on.

SPEAKER_01 34:24

They do girlfriend, they do a tequila shot to no drama. I'm like so good. Monarchy's hunting for the D. And then again, this is what I love about the show. Monarchy just goes, I'm really horny, I would like to fuck. And then I picture some Paramount Plus intern going, release the release the gay sluts into the mat club that have all signed the way.

SPEAKER_03 34:50

Release the prey.

SPEAKER_01 34:51

And then they like going, because I'm sorry, there are no hot available gay men in cans ready to fuck on TV. That's just not the same.

SPEAKER_03 35:03

Yeah, where do they where are they keeping this like cabal live gay men?

SPEAKER_01 35:06

I don't even think that would be a thing here, let alone maybe actually. But not in FNQ. Are you fucking kidding me?

SPEAKER_03 35:14

Yeah. I hope no one watches the show and thinks that that's what I'm worried.

SPEAKER_01 35:20

I'm worried that we're luring unsuspecting gays to Queensland thinking that they're gonna get some. Because you're gonna be s you're going to be so disappointed, can I tell you?

SPEAKER_03 35:30

Yeah. Although you never know what happens on those farms.

SPEAKER_01 35:33

Yeah, exactly. Um so he finds another hottie to patch. This boy was also very cute, not as cute as um that gorgeous snack Anthony from the other week.

SPEAKER_03 35:49

Oh yeah, that was good.

SPEAKER_01 35:50

That was very good.

SPEAKER_03 35:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:52

A plus.

SPEAKER_03 35:53

A plus.

SPEAKER_01 35:54

But still very cute and very willing to return to the ranch and be filmed in the slot up. So that's a the main thing.

SPEAKER_03 36:05

Yes, we love, and was also just as happy to leave the next day.

SPEAKER_01 36:09

Yeah, exactly. Jada um finds her hot girly friend from Melbourne there.

SPEAKER_02 36:15

She's like, oh my god, it's Karina or whatever.

SPEAKER_01 36:19

This girl who has like straightened her hair so much that it's like it's a surely that's a wig. Surely, you're right. Surely. It was like it was Morticia Adams. Straight.

SPEAKER_03 36:31

But she looks in Kansas, quite a choice. If that was natural, there's no way of it.

SPEAKER_01 36:35

True, it would be like true, true, true, true.

SPEAKER_03 36:38

Calling it out.

SPEAKER_01 36:40

Sam Fran is flirting with some blonde girl who I'm not gonna lie, she didn't look that hot in the light in the harsh lighting of the club. But when they brought her home, I'm like, she's actually gorgeous.

SPEAKER_03 36:51

Yeah, that's that's an that's the opposite way it usually goes, hey. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 36:55

This one's like she's like bizarro club lighting. Lily is of course fuming.

SPEAKER_03 37:05

Yeah, this is yeah, I mean, as you would be, got her all the way home. I'm surprised Lily didn't fucking crash the car.

SPEAKER_01 37:13

She pretty much turned this car around. Yeah. This is then Katia in Confessional is like, I call bullshit. I think Lily is still hung up on Tom. And that's why she's doing this. And I'm like, that's a bit of a stretch. I think Lily's just a narcissist, no?

SPEAKER_03 37:29

Like yeah, she's just super insecure and she needs to be wanted.

SPEAKER_01 37:33

She needs to be wanted, she needs everyone to want her. She doesn't want anyone touching anything she's touched.

SPEAKER_03 37:39

Yeah, it's almost like she thinks that her pussy is just like, you know, holy or something, and once you've touched it, you can't go back. You poisoned. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:52

You can't, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:53

Yeah, it's a yeah, death trap.

SPEAKER_01 37:55

So yeah, I don't know. I don't think she's thinking about Tom from last season at all. I'm certainly not. I don't think so either. He was so average, that guy. Like beyond wasn't he from like Bendigo or something?

SPEAKER_03 38:07

I don't even think.

SPEAKER_01 38:08

He was he was like but average.

SPEAKER_03 38:11

Yeah, he was. He really was average. There was no reason for anybody to be interested in him, let alone two people.

unknown 38:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 38:19

But I don't know, I feel like maybe he did do a bit of a number on Lily, because I don't know. This season she's a lot more farty than usual.

SPEAKER_01 38:25

Like she thinks that she's trying to be like quirky, and like I'm pretty sure that's what Lily was that trope is so tired on reality TV. Like, oh my god, I was so like traumatized by a man. It's like okay, but do you need to like behave like this?

SPEAKER_04 38:41

Yes, you're like, yes, yes, they do.

SPEAKER_01 38:46

I mean, I'm glad she is because it's great to watch, but it's like the worst thing that's like ever happened to her. San Fran um is like, I can't be arsed with the drama, and it's like, oh, unfortunately, mate, it's too late, it's too late. Yeah, but then they have like uh they okay, so they have this moment, they hug and like they both go into that and leave that with very different understandings of what happened. Sam Fran thinks that they're all cool because Lily's like, yeah, cool, whatever. Yeah, but then Lily thinks that now they're like exclusive or something. That's kind of how it ends.

SPEAKER_03 39:28

Yeah, no, that makes sense. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. Well, Lily must have thought it was exclusive from the very second that he put it in, you know. Like it's I do love that that's her tactic, though. She fucks on the first night to secure the double bed and whichever man she wants.

SPEAKER_01 39:44

But then also tells them, This is just cash, right? We're just friends with benefits, right?

SPEAKER_03 39:50

Well, she doesn't. Well, because can you imagine like if they said that to her, she'd be like, What don't you love me? Nightmare. Yeah, she's gonna at least play cool, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:01

But she can't live into that. Umfran sees their chat as a green light to bring home the other girl. He's like, Oh, cool, so I can bring home this blonde chick, right? Oh god.

SPEAKER_03 40:12

Oh, yeah, God, he really is so stupid.

SPEAKER_01 40:15

Silly girl, she's not okay with it. Um then she's crying, going, This reminds me of Tom. So they do bring Tom back into it. Tom's getting royalties for his mentions. Lexi is like, they just need to call it quits. Like, thanks for the hot take.

SPEAKER_03 40:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:39

But also, I don't think it's they need to call it quits. I think San Fran needs to say, I'm not tolerating this insane behaviour. Goodbye. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? I think he's still that's the power of the the pussy. He's still like, this is annoying.

SPEAKER_03 40:54

Well, you don't want to like close the door because you know, she's a sure thing. It'd be crazy to turn that down.

SPEAKER_01 41:01

Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 41:02

What? Spend a lonely night in the slut hut. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 41:06

No. Then we get like this conversation about who's coming home with everyone, and Sam Fran asks Manaki for his advice. Like, do you think it's okay if I bring her home? Monarchy's like, yeah, bring her home. Love Messy Monarch.

SPEAKER_03 41:21

Monarchy is so cunchy. Messy Monarch.

SPEAKER_01 41:25

So good though.

SPEAKER_03 41:29

But also, like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 41:30

I think it's good advice because we gotta, we gotta somehow let Lily know what's what's up.

SPEAKER_03 41:36

Yeah, he is a bit of a sly villain though. And I do kind of love to see it. We need a sassy gay. We do, always back at the house.

SPEAKER_01 41:46

Lily kicks off. She's like zero to a thousand. She goes, Blondie's sitting there and she's like, Don't you fucking look at me? Like crazy. And Lockie's kind of acting like a security guard for like everyone's safety.

SPEAKER_03 42:05

Well, you know, someone's gotta protect the family. The family.

SPEAKER_01 42:10

Uh then she full has a tangent. She's like, What you wanna fuck my man? You wanna fuck my man? Nah, I don't think so. I don't fucking think so, can't Cardia uh says she can confirm this Lily is even worse than the older.

SPEAKER_03 42:26

Yeah, which I love because her whole thing was I've changed. Yeah, she's trying to be more gentle and all of that.

SPEAKER_00 42:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 42:36

It never works. Go back to therapy.

SPEAKER_00 42:38

It's not gonna work.

SPEAKER_03 42:38

Meanwhile, do you reckon they offer therapy to these people?

SPEAKER_01 42:42

I think like, yeah, definitely.

SPEAKER_03 42:45

But like, because they legally have to, but like, like EAP with work, whether it helps you or makes you. It's an EAP situation. It's totally okay.

SPEAKER_01 42:53

Yeah, it's totally an EAP situation. Manaki's also got his cutie in the house and they're having a smooth. Lily. I think Lily heard about the chat that San Fran had about can I bring her back, whatever, and somehow misconstrued that as Monarchy made up some excuse to bring her back. I don't know. What do you think happened here? She's she decides that I don't know, it was a setup, and they're all they all colluded against her to bring this blonde bitch back.

SPEAKER_03 43:23

I'm like, like, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_01 43:24

Sanfran invited her back. Doesn't matter how that happened.

SPEAKER_03 43:27

She thinks everybody's out to get her.

SPEAKER_01 43:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 43:29

Everyone's trying to get in the way of her happiness, and her man is always under it. It's always threatened.

SPEAKER_01 43:34

But this is what she does best. Instead of going at San Fran, because she still wants to fuck him. She'll go at him. Yeah, exactly. And Monarchy, like, she doesn't want to fuck Monarchy, so she's like, I'll just be a bitch to you. It's so clutch. I I know this girl. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 43:48

We've all been affected by this type of girl.

SPEAKER_01 43:50

And he's like, What are you talking about? Um, and the story is she's like, Did your guy say that he was too scared to come back alone? So that's why Blondie had. Come to and he's like, What are you talking about? And then he's like, Fuck it, I'm gonna go poke the bear. So he goes uh to talk to her.

SPEAKER_02 44:08

This is so good, and she's like, Why are you yelling? Point at me again, point at me again, come on, and then it gets physical.

SPEAKER_01 44:16

She literally like picks up a chair and throws it at Monarchy. It's amazing.

SPEAKER_03 44:20

Oh, that's such good TV. You really don't see that these days.

SPEAKER_01 44:24

So good.

SPEAKER_03 44:25

I love the unconscious.

SPEAKER_01 44:26

Hon and Loki come in as you know, dads and protect everyone.

SPEAKER_03 44:31

Mum and dad here to protect the family. Just kissing makeup.

SPEAKER_01 44:35

And then we get our first dramatic walk-off of the season. She's like, I'm fucking done. I'm done with this fucking bullshit. Um she's out. And then we cut to like the slut heart and Manaki and the boy having a cute little kiss, which is cute.

SPEAKER_03 44:54

Love.

SPEAKER_01 44:55

And that's nothing like a girl after some drama. Yeah, exactly. But importantly, then we see San Fran gentleman sending home Blondie. But also Blondie was probably like, nope.

SPEAKER_03 45:07

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 45:08

I don't want like to be stabbed in this in the street.

SPEAKER_03 45:12

I mean, look, if I was Blondie, I would have been like, look, I made it this far.

SPEAKER_01 45:15

Oh, if I was Blondie, I would 100% would have done it. Maybe it was Sanfran that was like, nah. We I'm sure we'll find out next week.

SPEAKER_03 45:21

Yeah, but he probably didn't want to. Yeah. That may have been the last time he used his penis.

SPEAKER_01 45:26

You know, it true.

SPEAKER_03 45:27

It was probably full self-preservation.

SPEAKER_01 45:29

What I wanted to say though was Blondie and San Fran, full pen in the slut heart or wherever, and then just Lily walks in with like a machete. That would have been amazing.

SPEAKER_03 45:45

She's just standing there in the doorway.

SPEAKER_01 45:48

Yeah, and yeah, stay in the doorway, yeah. And you know she had like ideation of that later on.

SPEAKER_03 45:54

Yeah, she would have tonight. She would have. Oh yeah, she probably had to be sedated.

SPEAKER_01 45:58

Well, she left, yeah. The producers would have been like, Alright, put Lily up in the hotel. Because she left.

SPEAKER_03 46:04

They always let the cops deal with her, let her throw something else in the street. Not our problem.

SPEAKER_01 46:09

Exactly. Um yeah, even and then we get Ree weighing in on it. She's like, I'm shook by. And I'm like, Re, go away. I don't know. I'm I'm like Yeah, what are you adding? You weighing in on the drummer isn't even good. So maybe just call it. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 46:32

Yeah, but I really did forget that she existed there for a second.

SPEAKER_01 46:35

And then we get a bunch of shots with Sam Fran like this, like sexy armpit shots, because he had his like huge guns out all night. Which is like, of course, he was gonna pull.

SPEAKER_03 46:45

What a waste.

SPEAKER_01 46:46

Such a waste. That's the thing. I'm like, you're keeping that from the world? Come on, Lily, that's selfish.

SPEAKER_03 46:54

Of course it is. He wouldn't choose her if he could get it elsewhere. Why buy the cow, as they say?

SPEAKER_01 47:03

Oh no. And that's it. Next week looks pretty spicy. Obviously the fallout from the big storm off. Yeah, I don't know. What are your hopes and predictions for the rest of the season?

SPEAKER_03 47:16

I don't know. I really hope that Re just kind of fades away into the background. Yeah. Even more so, like maybe she's left the house. Maybe she's part of some like humiliation ritual. I support that.

SPEAKER_04 47:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 47:29

Yeah, like it like a dunk tank, you know? I really want I really want her to go in like a dunk tank just after she's flight some sand again. I've had it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 47:38

You won't do anything stupid.

SPEAKER_03 47:41

Now we gotta make you do it.

SPEAKER_00 47:43

That'd be cute.

SPEAKER_03 47:45

That'd be cute.

SPEAKER_00 47:46

Make her do something.

SPEAKER_03 47:47

I think that San Fran is in way too deep with Lily, so I think it is I think unfortunately it's gonna be much like the Tom situation where they kind of just end it like together.

SPEAKER_01 47:56

Can I just remind everyone that on day one, he walked in and Jada was like, that's my type. I'm so keen on him. And then they even him and Jada even had a flirty moment. They had like a dry hump.

SPEAKER_03 48:08

Yeah, Lily was real fucking dirty for that.

SPEAKER_01 48:11

So Lily actually, this like this whole time, I'm like, you are such a piece of shit. That like our girl Jada is our girl Jada is like a pillar of this society.

SPEAKER_03 48:24

She is, she's a real sweetheart.

SPEAKER_01 48:26

She's the best. She's just like, oh well, this crazy bitch is there now. I'll just go and shag everyone else.

SPEAKER_03 48:30

Well, yeah, but then like she got upset that Lily had fully snaked him, and then Lily turns it into you're just seeking validation from a man.

SPEAKER_01 48:41

Oh don't even that was dying of the shit.

SPEAKER_03 48:45

Because she went to the one therapy session and that's she went babe.

SPEAKER_01 48:51

I've seen this pattern I've seen this pattern of behavior before. I've been you, but now I'm an evolved being and you're trash. The validation thing, I was like, you are insane for that.

SPEAKER_03 49:08

Yeah, that was fucked.

SPEAKER_01 49:09

Wow.

SPEAKER_03 49:10

But again, I've had I've met that bitch before too. It's a girl's girl. Oh my god, yeah. You're better than him. I'm not those. Yeah, you're better than him.

SPEAKER_01 49:19

I will put it.

SPEAKER_03 49:20

I'll just go have a taste. I promise you he wasn't even that good.

SPEAKER_01 49:23

When she said and day one, roll the tape, and that they don't do this enough on this show, but roll the tapes of Lily. She said on the first episode, uh, he's not my type. Don't don't worry. She goes, Don't worry. I'm not even into him. Bitch. Yeah. Up to now you are throwing a chair at someone because there's someone else here.

SPEAKER_03 49:47

Like, what? Okay, do you think though that like Lily was into him because he's younger and because she's like, you know, it's like that classic thing where like stupid men date young girls. Well, no, I think she's into him because someone else was.

SPEAKER_01 49:59

I think it was, oh, he's hot property. I'm gonna get it. Yeah, that's true. I think she found his daughter.

SPEAKER_03 50:04

Yeah. Yeah. After learning that he was But then she had a thing with Loki too, and that was also fucking bizarre.

SPEAKER_01 50:11

Yeah, because Loki was in it. Well, she's hot. I get it.

SPEAKER_03 50:14

She's hot from one hockey to another. Yeah, honestly. Look, look, we all get it. It's not true. But the whole thing where she tried to prove to Katia that she was a girl's girl and was just like, I'm not gonna kiss you in this truth or death situation, I'm not gonna do it. I'm just gonna like try really hard not to, because Katya's interested in you and I'm a girl's girl. It was like immediately after she just snaked Jada.

SPEAKER_01 50:37

She's the ultimate fucking snake, man.

SPEAKER_03 50:39

She is.

SPEAKER_01 50:40

And I love it. Keep up the good work, Lily. Well, Fatima, thank you so much. Thanks for having me.

SPEAKER_03 50:50

Happy to be here. And um Let's go find some chairs to throw.

SPEAKER_01 50:54

Yeah, let's do it. Bye bye.