The Traitors Australia - Season 3 Trailer (w/ Annabel Fidler)

It’s a gay EMERGENCY! The Traitors Australia Season 3 cast has DROPPED and holy shit are we being fed.. from the reality TV garbage heap! Faithful diva with the best soft naturals going round, Annabel Fidler joins Sam to go through the cast and predict some insane fan-fiction theories about what is to come. A lot is riding on this Ten! Let’s not let Annabel down. The babes also touchdown on the Traitors multi-verse including UK Celebrity, Ireland and more.

Transcript

Intro

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This podcast was produced on the land of the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin Nation.

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The content is hideous.

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Sorry about this. Oh my god.

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Hiya. Hiya.

Frida's TV Debut

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Baby girl. We're here. We're alive. We're doing it. We're doing it. We're exhausted, but it's a gay emergency, and we had to discuss this. The tree message you I was like, listen, doll.

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It's all pause on deck right now. Even Frida's ready.

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Frida is couldn't be readier. She was born ready for this moment.

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The cast.

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This cast is fucked up. But before we get into that, I need to tell you about Frida's TV debut.

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Yeah, okay. Tell me, because you can't just tease that to me and then not give me all the graphic details. What was it? Silver screen, big screen.

SPEAKER_01 1:11

Well, look, we're starting small. We're starting in infomercial adjacent. Oh. Um, I believe it's some SponCon on some like Channel 7 show called like healthy and wellness or some shit. Um, but you will see Frida Winina Margarita with Dr. Kate of Bondi Vet and Real Housewives of Sydney Fame. Is it pink for dogs? Is that what she is? She does get fat shamed and teeth shamed.

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Oh my god, Frida, don't listen.

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She's like, how often do you brush your teeth? And looks at me and I'm like, who the fuck? How am I what? Brushing this dog's teeth.

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Dogs pay big money to get a fat ass like this, let me tell you. I agree.

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I agree. You're beautiful just how you are.

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Flawless.

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But yeah, so that was fun. Okay, I love that. Yeah, it'll be out, I think like early next month. You better believe I'll be milking that content.

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Let's get the movie poster. I want a huge cardboard cut out.

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We'll do a trade.

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Can we book out a cinema or a laugh?

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Yeah, yeah. We'll do like a meet and greet situation with Frida.

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Oh my god, please. Yes. I do. I think that's great.

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And so you are.

Annabel's Busy

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It's a busy time to be a trader because you are doing A hat with Puyah, which I'm listening to and loving on possibly the best season to ever happen, celebrity UK traders.

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Traitor's season has started early this year. And I am just gagged. Like we just had Trader's Island, which was perfectly watchable.

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I loved it. Mainly for the accents and oh, we haven't even debriefed on Ireland. We've not even debriefed on Island. Let's talk about what was his name? Ben.

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Oh, you are Ben.

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The things Ben did to me on the inside.

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You love them a little bit fascist.

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Yeah, I want I want like an angry straight man.

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I know. I know.

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I've been literally like I know. I listen to the podcast.

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I listened to the podcast. I've been listening to your oh my god, what is it? It's not made in Bondi, it's the Aussie Shaw coverage, and I'm just like, Sam, do I need to stage an intervention?

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It's so good.

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But yeah. Traders Canada starts next week. We've got Celebrity Traders UK.

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Are there celebs on this one of Canada?

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Yes.

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All or just like if you argue. They always do a few years. They're doing the like you got.

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Yes. Truly blessed. And then Celebrity

The Celebrity Traitors UK is Amazing

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UK traders is just the best thing that's ever happened to me in my entire life, and I could explode.

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The Alan Carr content is like we have to keep we have to pause when watching because we are just like screaming. We are like the the wrists are a limp in our household during Alan Carr on screen.

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I could watch Alan Carr and Tom Daly bicker in the way only besties can be savage to each other for the rest of my life. Have you seen the latest shot of Jonathan Ross dressed as Claudia?

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No, I haven't. But I have seen, thanks to 10 social media before I've seen the episode, Tom Daly's shower scene.

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Tom Daly shower scene.

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We won. Okay. Move over Freddy. Freddie Who?

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And this time I'm seeing him naked consensually. Exactly. Yes.

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So that's good. Yeah, UK, amazing. Zero notes. Ireland was. Yeah, you're right. Watchable was what I'll say for Ireland. I got excited because they were excited. Yeah, it was a- Because it was new and they were you could tell they were like really frothing.

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It was a good season. I would put it top mid tier.

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Mm-hmm.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Top mid. Canada. I struggled with the last one, not gonna lie.

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People do struggle with Canada.

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I struggle with all Canadian reality TV though, because they're just too nice. I'm like, I need shade.

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But they're also unhinged. Like they just make the most insane decisions.

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They really do. I did love, wasn't there like a there was a brother sister?

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Oh. There was a brother-sister, Kira and Nick, I wouldn't say.

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They were hot. Like both of them.

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They were hot. They were both hot. Um if we were gonna do a little bit of help me step bro, it would be them.

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It's was giving porn search terms.

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Also, I loved Michael John, the creepy one who looked like a troll who would kind of sexually harass the women.

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Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He was there.

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He was there.

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So that's right, and you'll be covering that on babes.

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So Canada will be on Babes on the Brink.

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But you are busy.

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Uh anything UK or UK adjacent will be uh with Pooya on We Know the Traiters.

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I loved the BBC bit. When you were like the BBC, and Pooh was like, go on. And I could just say, and it is not a I wasn't watching the video, but I could just hear your face through the audio.

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This isn't cringe part. I'm like, I've it was a stare-off because I'm like, don't dare me to say it because I'll say it, Pooya.

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Like so good.

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And I'm not the one who'll get in trouble.

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Yeah, exactly. Oh, so good. Absolutely. I could see the higher ups that are getting very concerned. So

The Traitors Australia Season 3 Trailer

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we had so do you think this cast drop from 10 was planned? Or did the leak happen and then they were like, fuck, might as well just drop it.

SPEAKER_00 6:44

I think that they had to be proactive about it. So let me give you my whole emotional thing through this. They have been teasing for ever since my season was cancelled. Well, it was cancelled after my season. My season also is a cancellable offense. Um they have been.

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No fault of yours.

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Threatening to they've been threatening to renew it. So it had kind of got to the point where we hear it's being renewed rumours, and I roll my eyes and I go, yeah, sure, whatever.

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Sure, Jan.

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Confirmed it is renewed. Okay. Then I start hearing the rumours about who's going to release.

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I may have contributed to. Because I was hearing whispers about other ex-reality TV celebs that aren't cast. Yes. But that's definitely I reckon those people were in conversations.

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I think they were in conversations. I'm hearing mixages of ones who were on, who weren't on. Thank God we didn't get Tim Dormer, for instance. That was very great.

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That was a I was like, I feel like that passed that psych evaluation. But anyway.

SPEAKER_00 7:48

Sorry, doll. Um, I mean, not that that is a deal breaker for them. Um in fact, if you've done a stint in a psych ward, your preferred casting. Case in point. Um so when we they came back out again, I'm like, no, this was a leaky bucket already. If you've got a whole batch of, I don't want to say former reality TV stars. What do we call them? Not stars. Because they are not stars.

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Look, there I would say there are some absolute stars in this cast, and there are some that I'm like, hmm.

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I forgot have not realized or remembered you existed in 20 years.

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But overall, it's amazing. And it's very, it's like they did this cast for me. Because this is the cringiest cast of all time of a reality show. And I am so fucking excited to watch this show.

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I I again, let's so I now am finding out the cast, and I I can't so I'm stressed. Yeah. Because I am so personally invested in this season being a success. I am so sick and tired of Australia being shot on for having the worst version of the franchise when the first season was great and the second season is the most talked about.

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Well, that so that's the thing. So I don't think it's shadow. I think I mean it is shad on on Reddit. But hey, why you got my name in your mouth? Do you know what I mean? It's kind of like stop talking about me then if you hate it so much. Do you know what I love? Like every now and then some random new person on the Reddit will come up and go, just finished AU season two. And I'm like, here we go! And I'm like, ooh, what have they got to say? And it's like, what the fuck? And I'm love, and they're so mad, they're always so mad. I'm like so mad. I'm like, yeah, you're mad, but are you not entertained?

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Every, every single week. It came out over two years ago. There's someone new, angry about it every single week. What else is having that effect?

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And then everyone will say I can't wait for Evan Ross Katz to finally watch it. He'll be like, like, do you know what I'm about?

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I know, I know. It's gonna be huge. I can't watch! I'm not finished ranting. So they all then claim that it got cancelled because season two was such a bad season. No, as if you would cancel a show after like the messiest ending like that ever, it was up against the block people.

SPEAKER_01 10:08

Also, they've got that money. Spoilers, but they've got that money, so they can, you know, it's it's a it's a circular economy over there.

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So I need this to be a big comeback, and I'm stressed because this cast seems even denser than mine. And that is an achievement because famously the densest cast of all.

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And when we're saying density, we're referring to lack of previous interaction with the traders, general IQ.

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General IQ and lack of experience having watched the traders. Accomate least likely to be competent, is what I'm saying.

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All I can say is it's gonna be like I can't remember which US season was it where the survivor people just ran rings around everyone. Was it the first one?

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It was the first one.

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It's gonna be like that, because we've got four Survivor people who are gamers! Gamers! We got the gamers, and then we've got the Love Islands and whatnot. So I think it's gonna be like the gamers being like let the only people taking it seriously. The rest of them are gonna be there for the appearance fee. Absolutely. I'm not mad about so.

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This is what I mean. I'm here. I need this to be a success. I need you to sell me on why I'm excited about this, and I'm excited to go through it because I want this to be brilliant and I want to love all of these people. Yeah, but I want to have friends from Australian traitors. I'm desperate for them.

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Yeah. I was hoping for a few normies, because you know, this is a show I would do.

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Yeah.

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Like I don't think I could do Island show because I I can't not eat for like 20 minutes. I turn into a cunt. So I think I could do this one. The breakfast is chic.

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It's just of course, you would be amazing. They could find amazing normies.

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I could do this one. It's like the only one I would do. This is a good one. And it's a what? Films in like two weeks?

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This is what I mean. Three weeks. What's yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I love that.

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This cast confounds me because clearly they've true chosen to do all celebrities, celebrities, because they want the audience. They need a compelling, this is why you watch this event. Is this the cast you put together in order to bring in an audience?

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I'm gonna say yes. Okay, alright. Like, I think I am the audience for this cast. Okay, and then there's also it'll bring in all of the people that watch all these other silly shows that you probably don't watch. I don't watch. So I'm watching like 90% of these shows. So for me, this is like all stars of like the dumbest shows ever. The Bachelor ones I'm not familiar with, so that we're gonna struggle with them when we go through the cast. But literally, I'm very familiar with most of these people. Okay. In a like creepy way.

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Okay, I'm really excited. I am really excited.

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Should we go through it? Let's go through that. Let's just fucking do Oh, we buried the fucking lead. Gretel Colline's hair in the promo.

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Oh my god.

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The gay involved in this act of terrorism against our girl Gretel needs to be, I'm gonna say it, euthanized. Shot on site.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Disgusting. Our queen deserves better.

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And I've just been watching her on the Amazing Race, and she looked excellent there.

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With her daughter Epiphany.

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Oh my god, Epiphany is still laugh. They hate each other so much, and I'm obsessed. Like, you shouldn't have to try that hard to like each other and go on TV.

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But I think Greta was the perfect casting choice for host. I think it's so good, but the styling I'm gonna need to see. Like, come on, either go full Claudia Winkleman and just like who gives a fuck? Or full Alan Cumming because was her name Siobhan? Yeah, she was somewhere in between and didn't work. I'm gonna say it.

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I mean lesbians. I'm gonna say it.

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When they when they put that headband on her with the like playing card attached to it, honey.

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Lesbians.

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No, no, no, no. You either go full camp or not at all.

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No, we don't go made this in a craft or noon. But anyway.

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We digress. Um, are you you happy to see Gretel hosting?

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I am. It really brings me back to my big brother days. It brought me back to the turkey slapping scandal. When we had prime ministers who would comment on what was going on on reality TV.

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That was so good.

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So bring that back. I've you know, I'm a fan of Gretel actually. I've read her books.

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Yes, she's she's yeah, she's great. She's solid. Others are good choice. You're not gonna miss uh Roger.

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Roger has his own thing going on now. He's on the floor.

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Oh, is that like a that's like a deal or no deal vibe?

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But with quizzes. Oh it's funny. Okay, yeah. I've not watched it.

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I don't know. Well, love and light to you, Roger.

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Yeah, love and light to you, Roger, wishing you all the best.

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But also, I think they realised, I think the producers are smart, they watched the international seasons, they're like, oh, we need a campus bar host. We can't have this dude. I don't know, he he tried, he did alright. Traders is for the gays. It's for the gays, so give us mother, and they delivered.

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Yeah. No, the gays and housewives, like that's who's watching this.

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Well, that's oh my god, don't. And that's who they've cast. So excited. Yeah. Alright, we're gonna do this alphabetically.

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Okay.

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Uh, so first up, we have to talk about AJ from Australian Survivor. Perfect! Perfect choice.

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I hate hate this so much. I love this.

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Perfect choice.

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I hate this. You know why I hate this? Because in this cast, this man's gonna get a sympathetic edit.

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You reckon? Nah. Because they want to build the story unless they go full, he's changed, he's white. Nah, they're gonna go, he's a cheeky, he's the deep most devious gamer of the moment.

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But they'll try and make him seem smart when famously everything, all of his lies were crafted by ChatGPT.

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They were.

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He delivers them with the conviction of But his flirt game was so good. Me faking an orgasm. And I just no, no, I like no, no. This is a hard no for me. I only know the survivor players.

SPEAKER_01 16:24

Okay, okay. But hard noise, and you don't want him in your personal space, or hard no for him as a casting choice.

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He makes my skin crawl, whether he like I have never had the distinct pleasure of meeting this man. Yeah. And I can live like that. See, I I don't want him on my TV.

SPEAKER_01 16:40

Yeah, okay, okay. I did the because everything you're saying is exactly how I spoke about him when we were recapping his season of Australian Survivor, but I've since kind of come around in the way where I'm like, yeah, but fuck I loved hating him. It was so fun. And there was a few weeks there where he was carrying the storyline.

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I'm gonna say it. I I'm repressing that season from my memory.

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Do you think he's gonna be a little bit like uh your best mate Sam?

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Yeah, so my concern here is that he would I think if they that he will waste a traitor's spot because they've got to give it to him.

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They'll so give it to him.

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They've got to give it to one of the survivor players. I hope they give it to Kirby because I think she'd actually be much better at it.

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And she's got the world's best poker face. So she would slay as a trade-ar.

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She's a great liar. I think everyone will suspect AJ, but he's such a terrible liar, truth teller, everything. He's so fake and phony.

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Yeah.

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Maybe an early banishment we can manifest.

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Yeah, he'll probably rub people the wrong way. I'm worried for Kirby that she might get taken out first because threat level, but No, no, no. Uh, next is Alex Nation from The Bachelor, I'm told, but I have zero point of reference.

SPEAKER_00 17:56

Is Alex Nation the one who was on that ad where they said he goes, I'm a an astrona an astronomer, and she goes, Oh my god, that's so great, I'm a Pisces, or something along those lines. Was she that one?

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From the Matt Agnew season. Is that her?

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I only remember the advert.

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Uh yeah, I think that could be her. Yeah. Um, I don't know. Sounds like she's doing well.

SPEAKER_00 18:24

What does she look like? Just she's hot. I recognise her face, I think.

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Where is she? Here she is with her there. She is. Uh no, maybe not.

SPEAKER_00 18:32

We don't know her, sorry.

SPEAKER_01 18:34

You know, I don't think I know her. She just looks like an influencer.

SPEAKER_00 18:40

Yeah.

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And like a mum, like a mum fluencer. Yeah. You know. Uh, yeah, I have nothing to say about these bachelor people.

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The other one I had intel, who and I maybe it was Kira, she began with a K. All of this Intel was got from other gays. Right. Keep in mind at this point.

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The group chat. I heard about this gay group chat. The gay group chat.

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I was like, where's my you don't want to be in this group chat? I'm telling you right now. You straight up don't.

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I actually am so bad. I'm like the worst in a group chat. I like I contribute like once a month, and then I'm like, mute.

SPEAKER_00 19:15

We are several wines deep at this point. Um she is a villain, she is a C-word, is what they say. Oh, about the other bachelor girl. So that's the only intel I have.

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Next is Alvin from Master Chef. Love. Like fucking love. When this one I was like, oh, okay, random, but sweet.

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He's a nice guy. I think I can get behind him.

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He's like, you know, fabulous, gay.

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Yes.

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He's gonna win everyone over just by being kooky and fun, I think.

SPEAKER_00 19:46

And then probably be murdered first because he's Asian. You think so? Yes.

SPEAKER_01 19:50

Yeah, with this lot. Yes. I don't know. There's yeah. For Channel 10, this is giving their like their mid-range diversity. Do you know what I mean? But it's it's just scraping by. But in Australian television standards, they are like doing very well.

SPEAKER_00 20:06

Yeah, for Australia, they're doing very well. My prediction, episode one, the traders say, I don't know about Alvin, he just seems sneaky.

SPEAKER_01 20:13

Uh.

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And then he gets murdered.

SPEAKER_01 20:16

Yeah, true.

SPEAKER_00 20:17

But are we rooting for him?

SPEAKER_01 20:18

Absolutely. I love.

SPEAKER_00 20:20

Yeah, I think he's great.

SPEAKER_01 20:21

Yeah, this is good. And so Alvin is like following in like Khan's footsteps here. Like Master Chef people being cast on competition shows that aren't about cooking. I think that's the only other time that's ever happened, right?

SPEAKER_00 20:34

Yeah, I mean, I dropped off Master Chef quite a while ago, but I am familiar with Alvin's work.

SPEAKER_01 20:40

Great, great, yeah. And he brings uh great eyewear. So I expect Camp eyewear and fabulous looks.

SPEAKER_00 20:47

And I hope he's smart as well. Yeah, I think he is. He's gotta be smarter than some of us.

SPEAKER_01 20:50

Anyone that can cook like that, I think it takes a bit of brain power. Looking forward to Elvin. Uh okay, next is Cam Merchant from Married at First Sight. Oh my god. You don't fuck with math.

SPEAKER_00 21:04

I only have the gays group chat intel on this one. Where I'm only nice one, you know, sweetie, married with kids now. It's a miracle.

SPEAKER_01 21:17

He's very handsome.

SPEAKER_00 21:19

I was gonna say, is he your type as this sort of very okay?

SPEAKER_01 21:22

He's cute, no?

SPEAKER_00 21:23

Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah. In a kind of like Yes, yes, yeah. He seems sweet.

SPEAKER_01 21:29

He's a dag.

SPEAKER_00 21:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:30

I think he's good, but yeah, the I mean, if you got through maths and Australia like still like loves you, like well done.

SPEAKER_00 21:39

Especially while I'm doing my predictions, Cam makes it far into the game. Um always oblivious, never really has any idea what's going on.

SPEAKER_01 21:51

Yeah, oh yeah, he'll be like, What is what are we doing?

SPEAKER_00 21:53

P s is good friends with one of the traitors, is never perceived as a threat for murder or banishment.

SPEAKER_01 21:58

Okay. Yeah, I c I can see that happening.

SPEAKER_00 22:00

I'm not spoiled on anything, by the way. I've this is I'm just predicting.

SPEAKER_01 22:04

No, no. Next is Claudia. From Love Island, Australia. Okay. Never heard of her more. Never heard of her either. She's hot. You Google her and it says, Are Claudia and Austin still together? Um, let's find out. Yes, they are.

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Miracle.

SPEAKER_01 22:23

So again, they're giving us some lovable, they're giving us um.

SPEAKER_00 22:28

I think we also need to do like most likely to be sexually harassed by AJ.

SPEAKER_01 22:35

Oh, we need eyes on Claudia around AJ. For sure.

SPEAKER_00 22:38

He does like a blonde though, so yeah, true.

SPEAKER_01 22:43

She might be marked safe from AJ's wrath. I mean, look.

SPEAKER_00 22:48

She is chat GPT.

SPEAKER_01 22:49

She's gorgy. I'd hate to judge a gorgeous woman that's been on Love Island, but let's see what Love Island Wiki has to say. Um yeah. She did well. She she won.

SPEAKER_00 23:03

Studied biomedicine. Yeah. I made that up.

SPEAKER_01 23:09

She won Love Island with Austin and they're still together. So wow. She's from Adelaide. She's 26. Alright. That's I'm sorry, she sounds boring to me.

SPEAKER_00 23:18

Yeah, snooze.

SPEAKER_01 23:19

Like, I don't want someone that won Love Island to come up. I want someone that got like removed from the villa for being like too sexual. That's who I want on this show, you know?

SPEAKER_00 23:28

Exactly. If you weren't going to give us like a high gamer cast, at least give me the messiest cast that could be created.

SPEAKER_01 23:37

Now the next two we can almost discuss in tandem, and this was the one where I was like, wow, Tanner really leaning into the nostalgia at the moment with the big broth, the return of big brother, um, Gretel as the host, and then now on this show we get Cosima DeVito and Dicko from OG Australian Idol. Like, what? Surely you're familiar.

SPEAKER_00 24:01

Yes, completely. Cosima's the one where I'm like, I have not thought about you in 20 years.

SPEAKER_01 24:06

I mean, her name is she's one of those like who people that gets thrown out. Like random gays will just be like, oh Costuma's a veto. Like, she's like an she's like a bit of a anecdote, you know. But I love that. To have her return on TV, what, 20 plus years?

SPEAKER_00 24:23

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 24:23

Uh amazing.

SPEAKER_00 24:25

I'm into that. Dicko. Wasn't Dicko cancelled? Ugh.

SPEAKER_01 24:30

Probably.

SPEAKER_00 24:31

Probably. Who cares? Anyway.

SPEAKER_01 24:32

Dicko, we do you know who they needed as well? Was is Paulini.

SPEAKER_00 24:37

They did. They did.

SPEAKER_01 24:38

To have like a big mistake, huge moment. Yes. With the dress.

SPEAKER_00 24:43

I thought you were gonna go for Kyle Sanderland's, but absolutely not.

SPEAKER_01 24:47

I don't fuck with McKay.

SPEAKER_00 24:50

Absolutely not. The Dicko, last time I really saw him on television was when he was hosting Australian Survivor, the pre-channel 20.

SPEAKER_01 24:58

What? Celebrity uh season. Yes. In Vanuatu. Yes. I've totally forgot about that. Is that on like seven?

SPEAKER_00 25:07

I don't know. It's I had the guy who had the affair with Pauline Hanson and then did a lie detect test about it. Honestly. Iconic season. Iconic season.

SPEAKER_01 25:16

Yeah, iconic.

SPEAKER_00 25:18

Um, so yeah, I'm look, I'm quite enthusiastic to have Dick O'Brien. No, I love he will play the role of like the token chauvinist who just doesn't believe anything women are saying at the round table. And I think it'll be great.

SPEAKER_01 25:28

I think he's gonna be one of the most well-known cast members. I think most of the cast, I don't know, anyone born before like I know some of these younger people might be like, who is that? Um, which is gonna make us feel old. But yeah, I welcome Dico to this cast. Him and Cosima. Like, that's just it's crazy to me that this is happening.

SPEAKER_00 25:51

Frida's going full A on me right now. Fit of consent, darling. I'm kind of into it.

SPEAKER_01 25:59

Okay, next is Mother Quake number one. Yeah. Gamble from The Rural Housewives of Melbourne. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 26:09

I only know of her via the gays group chat where I heard dumbest be alive.

SPEAKER_01 26:15

Oh, just okay. So, Gamble. She breeds Pomeranians.

SPEAKER_00 26:20

Oh, oh yes, I did hear that too, which I was saying.

SPEAKER_01 26:22

She lives in like Red Hill or like, you know, Peninsula Way. Um, she's got a fabulous, like, gay stepson. Oh, love. Um, she's married to an eye surgeon called Wolf Pup.

SPEAKER_00 26:35

Oh, yeah, I did remove that she calls him Wolf Pop.

SPEAKER_01 26:38

He looks a bit Frankenstein, he looks a bit like lobotomized, but we love him.

SPEAKER_00 26:41

Why do we call him Wolf Pup?

SPEAKER_01 26:42

I don't know, because she calls him that.

SPEAKER_00 26:43

She's like, Wofie!

SPEAKER_01 26:44

Wolf Wolf. Um she's so good. When provoked, she is like a viper. Like, I really hope people just start accusing her straight away because we're gonna get like incredible defensive content from Gamby.

SPEAKER_00 27:00

Prediction.

SPEAKER_01 27:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:02

Her and Henry have a bit of a show flirt match. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 27:06

She gets Zen Hen.

SPEAKER_00 27:09

Zen Hen. He flirts with her for strategy. She goes along with it. She gets into a screaming match with AJ at a round table.

SPEAKER_01 27:18

I love these predictions. They're like fanfiction. Oh yeah, I'm just going crazy. I love it, I love it. Uh, I think look, unfortunately, if the US seasons are to go by, Housewives don't um have great track records. I mean, we did have we did have a a winning Housewife last season, but what, there was like four of them or three of them?

SPEAKER_00 27:38

Uh she didn't. Survivors are gonna drive the strategy here. AJ and Henry, and I love you, Henry, so I say this with love. Don't think I'm lumping you in with AJ. AJ and Henry are the kind of men who are delusional about their sex appeal with an older generation of women. Only slightly delusional because sometimes it does work.

SPEAKER_01 27:58

True.

SPEAKER_00 27:59

Both of them are going to go for the flirt strategy, especially with the older ladies.

SPEAKER_02 28:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:04

I think Kirby is going to perceive the housewives as women she can get influence over. So I I think he could be right.

SPEAKER_01 28:13

I think Henry, and look, Henry's got a new look. He's cut the hair, he's looking a little bit more corporate in this suit. Um, when was the last time we saw Henry? What season was he on? I can't fucking know.

SPEAKER_00 28:25

Oh my god, are we getting to Henry now?

SPEAKER_01 28:26

Yeah, he's he's actually next. That's why I was like perfect.

SPEAKER_00 28:29

Henry. I have been worried about Henry, and I'm so glad he's back because love him.

SPEAKER_01 28:35

Yeah, he was good. I I'm surprised we haven't seen him sooner on a returnee. He did come back though, right? One time.

SPEAKER_00 28:40

So he was on season two. Um then he came back for All Star.

SPEAKER_01 28:45

That's right.

SPEAKER_00 28:46

Where he felt he just burnt out. He went kind of too hard. Yeah. They end Nick had to end up cutting him early because he got into a fight with Harry. Um God. And I think Henry kind of spiraled after that season. Okay. And he's sort of made intermittent returns to Instagram where he kind of relaunches his personal brand and then disappears again.

SPEAKER_01 29:12

Because he was like a kind of bar and bae, like um, yoga instructor, wasn't he? That was his whole shtick was I'm a yoga instructor.

SPEAKER_00 29:18

He's not really a yoga instructor. Of course not.

SPEAKER_01 29:20

But like they went with that.

SPEAKER_00 29:22

And then, but then he was selling something on Instagram. I don't remember.

SPEAKER_01 29:25

He gives me Crypto Bro energy hard.

SPEAKER_00 29:27

I wanted to know if he was okay. And I've thought so many times over the years about reaching out and being like, Are you okay? And just never have. And then here he appears on Twitter's Him and Kirby are the two where I'm like, Yes, I'm really into this.

SPEAKER_01 29:41

Oh, big time. Kirby's a get. Yes. Yeah. Uh all right, there's some brothers.

SPEAKER_00 29:50

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:51

Josh Packham. This is another Love Island Stitch.

SPEAKER_00 29:56

Were they both on the block together as well or something?

SPEAKER_01 29:58

Josh, yeah, probably. What does it say? Yeah. Oh, see, look. I my prediction is that I'm going to be You're gonna wanna fuck them so bad. You're gonna want to fuck them so bad. That's my prediction. Them on the show.

SPEAKER_00 30:13

Absolute non-entity.

SPEAKER_01 30:14

Also a Love Island winner. So why are they putting these winners on? I mean, look.

SPEAKER_00 30:19

Were they also on the block?

SPEAKER_01 30:20

They like dump their man candy.

SPEAKER_00 30:22

Yeah. No. They will contribute absolutely nothing and you will have a stiffy.

SPEAKER_01 30:28

I'm gonna have a stiffy, that's guaranteed. No, I don't think they were on the block. I feel like it would say.

SPEAKER_00 30:33

No, they were on another show. They were online.

SPEAKER_01 30:35

Oh no, they were on the block. You're right.

SPEAKER_00 30:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:38

Of course they were. Yeah, here you go. Oh, no, they're not hot at all.

SPEAKER_00 30:42

Are they they're twins, but no, I you guarantee you're gonna be horny for them. I don't care what you say now.

SPEAKER_01 30:49

These matching avocado shirts that I'm looking at. Yeah. Not the vibe. Yeah, look, of course I am, because they're dumb straight guys on Australian television. But you know, yeah, my prediction, snooze first. There's gonna be such divisions by category, isn't there? Yes. All of the love island and bachelors are gonna form this like nucleus of stupidity.

SPEAKER_00 31:14

The survivor's gonna be overplaying and trying to form alliances, even though it's not an alliance game.

SPEAKER_01 31:18

And then like Reese and Queen Kong and Monake and Alvin are just gonna be like the gay corner. Like honestly, with maybe the housewives, I don't know. Oh, here we go. This is your girl next, Kira Maguire. Is this this is the K one from uh Batchin?

SPEAKER_00 31:33

I there was a lot of alcohol consumed, so I can't remember if C word was used as a slur or as a compliment.

SPEAKER_01 31:41

Um let's go with a bit of both. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 31:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:46

Um, she looks a bit like Erica Jane or something. She's kind of I don't know, she's serving in this pig. Let's um let's have a look. Let's get up. Oh, okay. Oh, I know this bitch.

SPEAKER_00 31:57

She's gonna be sexually harassed by AJ. Most likely to be sexually harassed by AJ.

SPEAKER_01 32:02

Definitely. Is she a wag? Probably. She's giving hardcore wag. These pictures are incredible.

SPEAKER_00 32:10

Yeah, she's gorgeous.

SPEAKER_01 32:11

I'm ex- She's a gorgeous girl. Oh, I'm excited for her. Yeah, she's gonna be great.

SPEAKER_00 32:16

I'm not. I think she'll be there and she'll be hot.

SPEAKER_01 32:20

Nah, I'm hope. I've got high hopes for you, Kira.

SPEAKER_00 32:24

Do you like the show? Do you like the traitors?

SPEAKER_01 32:27

I love the traitors. Okay, alright. But I want it to be, you know, I want it to be equal parts good and cringy.

SPEAKER_00 32:33

Okay, okay, okay. I think I just need to embrace this from your point of view.

SPEAKER_01 32:37

Okay, yeah, yeah. I think you do. I think you need to lean in to and look, they're trying something different. And you've got to give that to them.

SPEAKER_00 32:44

And it's so Australian TV to be like, what if we take this tried, tested, and beloved format and then mished it with Love Island.

SPEAKER_01 32:51

And via JLP. Yeah. Yeah, totally. You're so right.

SPEAKER_00 32:54

How do we introduce like remember when they did Big Brother but with a Love Island twist? It was No.

SPEAKER_01 33:00

Or was that 10?

SPEAKER_00 33:01

It was that was no, it was the last season of Big Brother, and they were like, but everyone's sexy and single.

SPEAKER_01 33:06

It's like that's not Big Brother. That's a different we already had that show. Yeah. You're so right. It's very Australian TV to just confuse the shit out of it, the format.

SPEAKER_00 33:14

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_01 33:15

And cast a fuckload of influences. Yes, yes. And here we are. Here we go. Um, our girl Kirby is next. I'm stoked for her. Um she's gonna play well, but that's my worry, is that she's gonna play too well and everyone's gonna be like, oh no. Get that bitch out.

SPEAKER_00 33:32

She's so incredibly likable. I think she knows to turn it down.

SPEAKER_01 33:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 33:39

And that she's gonna get there no gamers other than the survivor people. I back her to be the most chill of the show.

SPEAKER_01 33:47

She'll be the most social. I think the other survivors might stick together. She might, oh actually, Shane will probably mingle as well. Don't you think?

SPEAKER_00 33:56

No.

SPEAKER_01 33:57

No.

SPEAKER_00 33:57

I think so. Kirby, yeah. Biggest risk to Kirby, in my opinion, again, I'm just saying because I don't know her sedatively, are AJ and Henry. And if they see her as a threat and they target her, Shane is gonna get left out because she's the older woman.

SPEAKER_01 34:15

I hope the survivors don't do what they did on US season one where they like think they're playing Survivor. Yeah, Sandra, right? And they act like they're playing Survivor, and it's like no, like this is very, very different. Like you can't come in and start like you actually don't really need like alliances, you just need to convince people of your suspicions. It's a popularity context. It's a popularity context. You have to be good at you know, debating and convincing, you know, which these survivor players they think it's more about like just getting numbers, but I don't really think it is.

SPEAKER_00 34:52

It's not about getting numbers, it's about being the most liked person there. Yeah, and I think Kirby can do that, being the most loud and the most wrong. Yeah, and that's also a prize.

SPEAKER_01 35:03

But Kirby, I'm just glad we get more Kirby on my screen. Love her in everything.

SPEAKER_00 35:09

God, imagine being Kirby, this huge get. She's like this rising star, she's just been one of the stars of International Survivor. Yeah, you get out there, and this is your cast. You'd be like, my appearance fee should have been three times as high.

SPEAKER_01 35:26

True. Uh, I don't know. This next one's pretty huge for me. Uh, it's Chrissy Marsh from The Real Housewives of Sydney. Fuck me. So Chrissy, is do you know anything about Chrissy?

SPEAKER_00 35:38

No.

SPEAKER_01 35:38

So Chrissy is the one of two people that were on all three seasons of The Real Housewives of Sydney. So that show also died and they rebooted it. So she was one of the only people to stay on board. Her nickname is Chewbacca.

SPEAKER_00 35:54

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_01 35:54

Because she's a big hairy unit. Um, she's kind of like got this rambunctious, loud, kind of almost a bit bogan edge, but she's fucking rich. Like, I think she is married to someone whose net worth is in the billions. Uh, yeah, like they've they're full on the harbour with the yacht, like full. Their house is like insane. Uh, yeah, one of the richer housewives.

SPEAKER_02 36:22

Already.

SPEAKER_01 36:23

She's stunning, she's really funny. She's also one of the only housewives, especially from this last season's cast, who was willing to be like, oh yeah, um, you know, Johnny, if he's lucky, you know, maybe I'll give him a little yeah. Like, she makes dick jokes, she's happy to be sexual, and then some of the other housewives would get a bit pearl clutchy around her. You know, they like to slut chain out Chrissy. Um at home. We love snapping. So we live for Chrissy.

SPEAKER_00 36:52

She's also the one who was rumoured to be the host before it was firmly announced it was Gretel.

SPEAKER_01 36:57

Sorry? Yeah. That would have made absolutely no sense. No, don't do you see the articles.

SPEAKER_00 37:03

There were articles about it. Oh, I did not see that. There were articles rumouring that she was the new host.

SPEAKER_01 37:09

Okay. Kind of love that. Yeah. But like, what the fuck? Yeah. Happy to Chrissy. She also recently she has a podcast, of course, and she's recently been like slagging off the show a little bit. Like Housewives, that is, being like, because they've finished season three, there's no word if we're getting another one. She doesn't seem to think there will be. She's kind of like, I'm I'm good. Um, didn't have a great time last season. So she's out there slagging off the show.

SPEAKER_00 37:36

She's diversifying your TV portfolio.

SPEAKER_01 37:38

Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 37:39

And we love that for so if she doesn't need the money, what's she doing housewives and all this for?

SPEAKER_01 37:46

I think she likes being on TV. Yeah, I don't think I don't think her being on any of these shows about the money. Especially not housewives. I don't think, particularly in the Australian one, I don't think they get paid very much. Okay. And there's no prize money. It's just a vibe. I think she's doing this for the vibe, for the experience.

SPEAKER_00 38:00

She's a poor housewife. Yeah, okay, mood.

SPEAKER_01 38:02

You know, likes doing a thing. Um she's also got merch to push, they all do. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_00 38:09

You don't need the fame for the money.

SPEAKER_01 38:10

True, true, true. Queen Kong is next.

SPEAKER_00 38:14

Yes, obsessed. This is such a good shout.

SPEAKER_01 38:17

So, this is one of the few cast members that I know personally, so I'm very excited to have a pal on the show. We I love Queen, obviously. I'm not fucking say anything bad about Queen Kong. Uh, she did, though, get a bad edit on her last TV appearance, which was Global All Stars. Did you fuck with that?

SPEAKER_00 38:38

I so I didn't watch it. This is one of the ones where I am familiar with her vicariously rather than actually watching the show. Things I know about her is that she's very talented, um, but then like thinks of herself as the mother hen. Yes. And no one really buys into that.

SPEAKER_01 38:57

Very much that. And that's the that's the vibe we got on Global All Stars. She was sort of mothering, and this one particular drag queen from Italy, because it was the Global All-Stars, was decided that she was the devil. And weirdly, they edited it kind of in that girl's favor, which was weird, and the fandom all rallied around this like sookie bitch from Italy. I know I was watching it like reading the fan reaction. I was like, am I watching the same show as these people? Probably biased because I know this person, but it's also like what? So I'm coming for redemption here. Yeah, she's gonna be lovely and mother motherly on this show for sure.

SPEAKER_00 39:43

Can I do a prediction?

SPEAKER_01 39:44

Please.

SPEAKER_00 39:45

Oh, I think I can see her having a Melinda Varga arc from Canada where she teams up with another queer. Yeah. They are so confident that this dedicated.

SPEAKER_01 39:58

So they come as a package. Okay. As far as I'm concerned.

SPEAKER_00 40:00

Queen Kong Reese, like tight duo, convinced they're right, and sees the moral high ground while ruthlessly bullying another gay they're convinced is a traitor. Convincing everyone that Alvin is evil and definitely a traitor, and then Alvin definitely not being a traitor, and then getting murdered.

SPEAKER_01 40:23

I love that. Yeah. Uh jump scare cut two, Lawson from Maiden Bondi. This was This is why the fact that we're talking we're talking about Queen Kong and then now Lawson. I'm like, what universe are we in?

SPEAKER_00 40:42

When I started hearing the Maiden Bondi cast rumours, I started depression spiralling. That's when I started freaking out.

SPEAKER_01 40:48

Well, they're they're unemployed because that show has no I don't know, no longevity.

SPEAKER_00 40:55

Tell me about Maiden Bondi.

SPEAKER_01 40:56

So Maine Bondi, I think was one of the fucking most insane shows ever made. Highly recommend watching it. I'm also now gonna take this opportunity to plug my recaps I did with Maria. Like it was so, so good. Like this show was. Did you ever watch Made in Chelsea? No. Okay, so it's in the same universe as that. It's really stay, really stilted, really scripted content where like not for a second do you believe that anything happening is um real, but the audience is in on that. It's like East Enders, like it's it's not trying to be real. It's so stupid.

SPEAKER_00 41:38

It's a bit like the hills.

SPEAKER_01 41:39

Yes, it's exactly like the hills. You're watching it and you're like, oh, and they'll they'll do things like, oh, I'm just gonna go to the bar now and get another drink, and they'll be holding like a full drink. Like the like that actually happens, and you're like, ah, amazing. And so this season followed, you know, some rich brats in Sydney. Incredible. This guy has like a South African accent, which people bullied him online for.

SPEAKER_00 42:02

Is he from South Africa?

SPEAKER_01 42:04

Yes, but everyone just thought he was like a posh Australian, and he was being like, Oh, hey guys. That's Mel Arthur, man. And everyone was like, how this guy talks like a fuckhead. And then he came out, he did a video being like, I'm actually a South Africa on your gas.

SPEAKER_00 42:18

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 42:19

So I'm looking forward to that.

SPEAKER_00 42:20

The survivors are gonna hate this guy. You reckon? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:23

Yeah. He's cute. He's not my style, but he's like objectively very good looking.

SPEAKER_00 42:30

I love this. I'm actually thrilled. I am going, I'm already making my way through all of your sluts in the gold coast or sluts and cans coverage. Um, so I can learn about this other person that begins with M. I now need to go back and listen to the Maiden Bondi coverage.

SPEAKER_01 42:46

Oh my god. Um, next is the other twin from the block we've already covered them. They they come as a package. Do you think they're gonna do that actually? Like they get one vote or some shit?

SPEAKER_00 42:57

Oh god.

SPEAKER_01 42:58

They're pictured together on the thing. I hope not.

SPEAKER_00 43:01

Are they gonna do a twin twist?

SPEAKER_01 43:04

They might do a twin twist. Like the Logan twin style.

SPEAKER_00 43:07

They are doing nostalgia. They're going to do a twin twist.

SPEAKER_01 43:10

If they do full swapsies.

SPEAKER_00 43:12

Okay, which one does the turkey slapping? Which one does the turkey swap? I mean, look.

SPEAKER_01 43:18

I got two holes, boys. Take one each. Oh my god. Uh speaking of horny as fuck, Manaki is next who is on said show. This is this couldn't be better for me. This is like full cross promo for my Aussie Shaw recaps happening weekly at the moment. Manaki is like our one queer cast member. Actually, no, we've got Lexi as well, but um he is flying the flag. In the his first season, he was like, I'm bisexual. And then in the second season, he was like, I'm gay.

SPEAKER_00 43:50

Oh I love a bioraising by person.

SPEAKER_01 43:53

So but so this but the biorazure is real on Aussie Shaw, because Lexi also did the same thing.

SPEAKER_00 43:57

Oh, obsessed.

SPEAKER_01 43:58

Um yeah, we love that. But he's a gorgeous man, he's a very tall. I saw him recently just like on the street, and I was like, oh my god, Monaki. And he's gorgeous, very tall, very white teeth. Um Is he a slut? Yes. You can't not be and be on Aussie Shaw. Okay. Um Yeah, in the most recent episode, he gets some dick finally in the house and he's spagging hotties. Love him as sure. I think he's actually gonna be really good on this.

SPEAKER_00 44:28

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_01 44:28

Because that you know the Aussie Show, they're loud and crazy. Like you the bull in China shop like vibes.

SPEAKER_00 44:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 44:35

I can see. Do you think he's gonna get some dick in this house?

SPEAKER_01 44:39

Probably not. No. I don't think there's anyone down to clown. But hey, stranger things have happened.

SPEAKER_00 44:45

Yeah. I honestly I'd be really into the season if that happened. Like if we're going to Love Island twist on the traitors, let that happen.

SPEAKER_01 44:54

I think you're gonna really like him.

SPEAKER_00 44:55

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 44:55

Yeah. Like really lovable character. Uh another Love Island one. Rachel.

SPEAKER_00 45:02

No.

SPEAKER_01 45:03

Let's have a quick Google. What have you got for us, Rachel? If there's not the word scandal in like the first I know.

SPEAKER_00 45:12

When I saw it was Nasser and Tim Dormer, at least there was scandal.

SPEAKER_01 45:16

Yeah, see that would have been good. Alright. Oh, oh.

SPEAKER_00 45:18

Okay, she's got small naturals.

SPEAKER_01 45:20

Yep. She's Scott Snatchers. Oh, she got dumped on day 10.

SPEAKER_00 45:25

Oh, Pilates instructor and social media creator. Yeah, look, I'm into it. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 45:32

I'm not um that opposed to it.

SPEAKER_00 45:34

Most likely to come out as dating Henry after the season.

SPEAKER_01 45:38

Yeah, big time. Yeah. If not gamble. One of the housewives. Look, Rachel, prove it's wrong, but at this point, I'm not that excited. Uh next is Rhys Nicholson. Incredible. Do you know anything about him?

SPEAKER_00 45:53

Tell me. Don't know anything about Reese. Well, I only from the gaze trap.

SPEAKER_01 45:56

Okay. Uh, so they are a very well-known comedian um in Australia. They have the same role that Alan Carr plays at with Graham Norton on Drag Race. So they are like Rue's, like, you know sort of local insight. Okay. And now it's Michelle, because Rue's fallen off the drag race Bamagan. But uh, yeah, very respected comedian in Australia, owns a comedy venue on Burke Street with their partner Kyron. Cool Comedy Republic, it's really gorgeous. Yeah, just a bit of a legend and a really nice person and very funny.

SPEAKER_00 46:37

Okay, voted for person I'm most likely to want to be friends with.

SPEAKER_01 46:40

Yeah, you're gonna love race. Alright.

SPEAKER_00 46:43

Yeah. Into it.

SPEAKER_01 46:44

I think good. And again, similar to some like maybe Dicko and Kirby. I'm like, wow, these are like gets. Like this is a get.

SPEAKER_00 46:55

So how do we think they'll play?

SPEAKER_01 46:59

Similar to Alan Carr. I think Reese is there to make bit to do bits and not to play the game. I don't think Reese has any interest in winning the game, but Reese will be giving us very good television. Okay. Yeah. And being silly.

SPEAKER_00 47:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 47:13

Uh Reese's also been on Taskmaster.

SPEAKER_00 47:16

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 47:16

Um so yeah. Booked and blessed.

SPEAKER_00 47:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 47:20

Getting all the gigs. Um was great on that. So yeah.

SPEAKER_00 47:25

Funny. Funny. Character moment. We're gonna need a lot of heavy lifting because let's be honest, the Love Island people aren't gonna be funny. They're just gonna be there. No, they're just gonna be there.

SPEAKER_01 47:36

Yep. Uh okay, here we go. Rob Farnum.

SPEAKER_00 47:41

Uh, this is the biggest get of the cast. This is the case. Let's let me see a photo. Oh god.

SPEAKER_01 47:52

I love it. Just says on here it says musician. Really? Sure thing. Sure, Jad. Johnny Farnum's son. Wow. Look, it's because Robert Irwin wasn't available. Yeah, Robert.

SPEAKER_00 48:07

Robert Irwin said no.

SPEAKER_01 48:09

Robert Irwin said, bitch, I'm in the States doing dancing with the stars. Literally. And slang.

SPEAKER_00 48:15

I'm in real TV. What do you mean you want me on here with Rachel from The Bachelor?

SPEAKER_01 48:22

Rob Harnham can get the fuck away from me. I'm sorry. He's terrifying. I Joe might have some competition for most creepy.

SPEAKER_00 48:32

We I know that we have the Rando relatives. You know, we have Taylor Swift.

SPEAKER_01 48:37

Dylan Efron.

SPEAKER_00 48:39

We have Dylan Ephron. We have Taylor Swift's mother-in-law. We do Oh, that's right.

SPEAKER_01 48:44

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 48:45

Like British parliamentarian.

SPEAKER_01 48:49

But I'd it's a big cast, so they need to have had it out.

SPEAKER_00 48:53

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 48:54

You know, and Rob's doing Rub's doing great work.

SPEAKER_00 48:58

I okay, look, I I'm am I excited to see him on the cast? No. Neither.

SPEAKER_01 49:03

However. I'll agree with you finally for that.

SPEAKER_00 49:05

However, I don't know already that he's terrible, which actually makes him better than I'd say a significant portion of this customer.

SPEAKER_01 49:14

It's the same with all the Love Island girlies and the Bachelor of Girls. Although I've already written them off. You've already so no, but I'm I'm coming in with an open heart, an open mind with them. I'm like, prove me wrong. They've got one chance each to prove me wrong. So does little Robbie Farnham. Though the cast are gonna be like, oh, oh, the voice. The son of the voice. Like, do you know what I mean? Okay. It's gonna be Australiana. The the twins playing as one person are gonna be all up for him. Yeah, the the Logan twins are gonna be like, oh, bloody legend, mate. Yeah. Yeah. It's gonna really take it to a place of excited for the season now.

SPEAKER_00 49:54

Now the fan fiction of the twin twist.

SPEAKER_01 49:56

The twin twist is great, I can't wait. For the little for them to show us the little trapdoor. Maybe it's oh my god, they're both traders, but only one of them can be in the castle at a time. I loved it.

SPEAKER_00 50:09

Okay, I love this season of the traitors.

SPEAKER_01 50:11

Because it is getting tired. Like we we live for the trades, but it is getting a bit tired when you're like us and you watch all of it.

SPEAKER_00 50:16

It's never getting tired. It's an It is getting tired.

SPEAKER_01 50:21

That Trojan horse.

SPEAKER_00 50:23

Okay, the missions get very tired.

SPEAKER_01 50:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 50:28

Um, okay, look, let this be the messiest season of the traitors that existed.

SPEAKER_01 50:34

Even messier than yours. I want the Reddit comments to be like, I thought season two was bad.

SPEAKER_00 50:40

Season three is disgusting! In the traitors India, you had an old guy who napped throughout the entire show. You had influences screaming sister effort in each other. So I want this to be worse than that.

SPEAKER_01 50:55

I reckon we can get there.

SPEAKER_00 50:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:57

Yep. And do you know who else is gonna help us do that?

SPEAKER_00 50:59

Who?

SPEAKER_01 51:00

Shane fucking Gould.

SPEAKER_00 51:02

Oh my god. And we've got Shane Gould.

SPEAKER_01 51:05

Like.

SPEAKER_00 51:07

What is this timeline? What the fuck? Shane, uh like, this is so. This is a rift in the multiverse. It really is. Yeah. I would love for her to do well, but I can't see her making it past week one.

SPEAKER_01 51:23

You reckon? People might feel bad. People love an Olympian and an old lady. And they might treat her like you know.

SPEAKER_00 51:31

Yeah, but it's a popularity contest.

SPEAKER_01 51:34

Look, I'm not mad if she goes week one. I'd I'm not, I'm famously not a fan of Shangold.

SPEAKER_00 51:40

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 51:40

Well, because she's from the mateship era of Australian Survivor, which I hate.

SPEAKER_00 51:44

She was boring on Survivor, and I think she'll be boring on this show.

SPEAKER_01 51:46

She's like, I'm proof you can win with loyalty and oh cool.

SPEAKER_00 51:52

She'll be boring on this show.

SPEAKER_01 51:53

She'll be very boring. Yeah. Our final uh cast member is Tully from Big Brother.

SPEAKER_00 52:02

Do I have any recollection of Tully?

SPEAKER_01 52:05

So which Big Brother? Which one was she on? Because I gave up. When it left 10, I gave up, but I feel like she might have been on the last 10 one.

SPEAKER_00 52:14

But they are casting across networks, so um They are, and I I need like it she s seems familiar, but I need flashbacks.

SPEAKER_01 52:27

Yeah. She's taken Big Brother off her bio. She's already moved to things. Yeah, I remember her being quite cute, but yeah, I don't know, she's not for me. She's influencer. That's a big following. Yeah, that is a huge following. That's why they've got her on.

SPEAKER_00 52:48

Oh, she was on Big Brother 10. Was I still watching at that point? Oh, on nine.

SPEAKER_01 52:54

Yeah, she used to look like that and she's had this crazy glow up. Yeah. She won, right?

SPEAKER_00 53:00

Did she?

SPEAKER_01 53:01

Yeah, I think so.

SPEAKER_00 53:03

Yeah, I have no memory. Did she?

SPEAKER_01 53:06

No.

SPEAKER_00 53:10

Anyway, I It does make me feel like there's still potential for me to get influencer level hot though.

SPEAKER_01 53:18

She yeah, she's she cleaned up hard. Um actual show.

SPEAKER_00 53:28

She's out at seven. Oh she I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 53:32

Oh fucking know.

SPEAKER_00 53:32

Who knows?

SPEAKER_01 53:34

Uh yeah, look.

SPEAKER_00 53:35

Oh, that's big b oh, so she came back for fourteen.

SPEAKER_01 53:38

Oh, she did too. She did ten and fourteen.

SPEAKER_00 53:42

Evicted. A thirteenth. She came thirteenth on ten and then on fourteen, eleven. So no, she's always Yeah, she doesn't mind.

SPEAKER_01 53:49

In my mind, she was a winner, but I don't know. I didn't watch it.

SPEAKER_00 53:53

No.

SPEAKER_01 53:53

This was a that was when Big Brother went to a dark place after it left 10. Yeah. And I just couldn't. I refused. So yeah, so that's a bit it's a bit of a flex for them to, but I guess we we're in a different time now. Because back in the day they would never dare casting people from other networks.

SPEAKER_00 54:11

Yeah, do you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 54:12

Or if they did, they'd be like, I was on a show. You know what I mean? Like they wouldn't name it, but they're full naming it with this.

SPEAKER_00 54:19

And I also think they're like, who knows which network's gonna own the traders?

SPEAKER_01 54:23

Well, that's at the point where we live in a fucking world where, like, I don't know, soon there's gonna be like one streaming service that owns everything.

SPEAKER_00 54:30

We're hot potatoing from network to network at this point.

SPEAKER_01 54:34

And I guess they're making this for streaming, right? Like Paramount Plus.

SPEAKER_00 54:38

Are they? I'm sure. Surely no, it'll be on free to work.

SPEAKER_01 54:40

No, it'll be on free to no, but I mean, like, they're also there's that secondary audience of like selling it overseas. Yeah, and they don't have Jeff Propes to like shut down it being streamed in America.

SPEAKER_00 54:51

So that was so toxic.

SPEAKER_01 54:55

Right. So have I managed to get you a little bit more excited?

SPEAKER_00 54:58

No, I am really excited about it now. I think I just needed it reframing. I mean, the only reason why I was so negative was because as I said, I need this to be a big success. Yes. And I'm looking at it and I'm gonna say these people aren't going to play the game well.

SPEAKER_01 55:13

No, and you're absolutely right. I think they're not gonna play the game well at all.

SPEAKER_00 55:17

But will it be a really compelling TV show? I think it could.

SPEAKER_01 55:22

It could. Because the difference is between like celebrity UK traders, all of those people, because because of the success that the Traders has been in the UK, all of those people have watched it. All of them. Because everyone in the UK watched the traders.

SPEAKER_00 55:36

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 55:37

Here no one watched it. No one watched it. So I think a lot of these people are doing it for the paycheck for the appearance on TV to stay relevant. Um, and I don't think many of them, if it honestly, I think the Survivor players are gonna be the only people who have watched it.

SPEAKER_00 55:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 55:55

Like, honestly. You're telling me fucking And Shane won't have. Yeah, you're telling me Dicko and Reese Nicholson are watching The Traders. No.

SPEAKER_00 56:05

I can see maybe Que Kong would watch at least real.

SPEAKER_01 56:09

Yeah, true.

SPEAKER_00 56:11

Yeah, but that's not going on the show, but I think the people who would actually do their homework Alvin, Queen Kong, the Survivors.

SPEAKER_01 56:21

I don't mind a messy game though, where people don't really know what's going on.

SPEAKER_00 56:26

I know, but look what happened on mine.

SPEAKER_01 56:28

Yeah, true.

SPEAKER_00 56:32

Yeah, fingers crossed, I I'm whatever happens, I will become this season's biggest advocate.

SPEAKER_01 56:38

Yay, me too. I can't wait for the Reddit comments. That's what I'm most excited about.

SPEAKER_00 56:43

Oh my god, Reddit is going to be over the moon. Yeah. They should have brought Sam back. Honestly, they that's You fit right in with this class two.

SPEAKER_01 56:53

I'm actually really surprised they didn't. There's not a single returning traders player.

SPEAKER_00 56:58

I think they should have brought Sam back. Maybe they will.

SPEAKER_01 57:03

Oh my god. Maybe they will halfway through or some shit. I don't fucking know.

SPEAKER_00 57:08

With the twin twist?

SPEAKER_01 57:10

Maybe he's the third twin.

SPEAKER_00 57:12

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 57:13

Well, we did it.

SPEAKER_00 57:15

We did it.

SPEAKER_01 57:16

Thank you so much for joining me for this emergency episode. I believe it's airing early next year.

SPEAKER_00 57:22

No idea.

SPEAKER_01 57:23

That's what I kind of gathered from.

SPEAKER_00 57:27

We ours aired in August. So.

SPEAKER_01 57:31

I think it's gonna air before Survivor. Okay. I think it's gonna be like a Jan feb. Like after Big Brother. Because they've already dropped all this stuff. I don't know. Why not?

SPEAKER_00 57:42

Alright, maybe.

SPEAKER_01 57:43

And I think they want to test it. I don't know. I don't think they're that fussed about it. Because also they what? They shot it in the same location as the Kiwi show in New Zealand. Cheap Kiwi production. Cheap Kiwi production. They've piggybacked on that, which is very similar to what happens in the UK.

SPEAKER_00 57:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 57:58

With the American one piggybacking on their set. So that tells me that they're like not that fussed about this. I don't think it's just a bit of fun.

SPEAKER_00 58:05

These people aren't going to demand much of an appearance fee, most of them anyway. No. So they can afford for this to flop. Which is why I'm so concerned. I can't afford for this to flop. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I care.

SPEAKER_01 58:18

Yeah. Well, we'll see. Hopefully, they've at least signed some contracts that they have to do another one. Do you reckon they'll alternate, like the next one will be normies? Or do I do you think they're full celebrated?

SPEAKER_00 58:27

I think it's gonna go full celebs lover. Next, it's gonna be all celebs who are all single.

SPEAKER_01 58:36

Would you do it?

SPEAKER_00 58:39

I have small naturals and an oversized nose. I am never going to get hard.

SPEAKER_01 58:48

I would love a showdown between you and Sam again. Producers, if you're listening. I think that's a great idea.

SPEAKER_00 58:55

Small naturals for the wind.

SPEAKER_01 58:56

I'm also surprised we didn't get a King George on this cast. I thought he would be a shoe-in, but maybe they're saving him for later on if it's save it.

SPEAKER_00 59:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 59:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 59:07

I am surprised. I think he would have been a big guy.

SPEAKER_01 59:09

Huge. Yeah. Anyway. Thanks, doll. Ala. Thank you, Sam.

SPEAKER_00 59:14

You've taught me off the cliff. I feel so much better now.

SPEAKER_01 59:19

See you, Gorgie. Bye. Bye.