Aussie Shore - S02E03 (w/ Paul Mizzi)

Paul is back again to continue our recap series of Aussie Shore Season 2 and these drunk bogans are NOT disappointing. Charlotte has to crack the whip this week as Manaaki and mates can’t seem to do their unreasonable Queensland jobs well. Lily continues to cause chaos in the house and our girl Jaeda just wants to have fun! That and some Big Brother UK, Project Runway, and Drag Race Down Under goss.

Transcript

Intro

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This podcast was produced on the land of the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin Nation.

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Welcome to Australia.

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Someone who is such a connoisseur of reality television. The content is hideous.

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Oh my god.

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Hello, hello, Paul Mitzi. How are you, my love?

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Going great.

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How are you? So good. So ready to be back with you talking about our favorite drunk, messy, slutty bogans.

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Amazing. Beat it to me.

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Put it in my veins. But before we get into our stunning recap of Aussie Shaw season two, episode three,

Taylor Swift Continues To Terrorise

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let's talk about what's going on. Taylor Swift put out an album, apparently. What's your opinion on uh Taylor Swift? I I don't have one. I just yeah. I mean, if I had to like gun to my head, like can't stand her, kind of thing. But um, you know.

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See, I I would definitely not count myself as a Swifty. No. Um, I have liked her songs uh in the past. I think like Reputation Era, where she was a bit more like of a dance pop girly, definitely more. Well, we all know you're a Duffy, so um, but uh yeah, so I I did give her new album a listen.

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Um what do you think? I will not be doing that, but I'm sure I won't be able to avoid it anyway. She finds her way to you.

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Yes. Oh, my entire algorithm is just her at the moment. Like already the gay uh infuriatingly, there's a new trend of like gays doing like lovey dovey like relationship, uh like us kissing on a on an Amalfi beach and like opposing to each other to one of her songs, like ug.

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Oh Paul, I tell you, I have unfollowed so many twinks this week following all of these um memes. Yeah. But what if love and light? Love and light, but not for me.

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Yeah, just not for me. Look, I don't hate the album, but uh, I think the the thing that's probably infuriated me more than anything else is to uh commemorate the the album being released. She released like a um a film experience, like she couldn't call it a documentary or a movie because it wasn't. It was basically release of the cinemas, uh, it was visualizations of all the songs, and then a couple of interviews, and then the premiere of the music video of one of the songs in the album. And that went to number one in the box office, grossed 45 million dollars worldwide. So this thing actually made more in its opening weekend than one battle after another, which was like a masterpiece that got released two weeks ago.

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Fuck like girl, yeah, it's just kind of made me human race. We're all done. Like, just put us down, start again. Uh that's fucked. Um, in other news, I am still watching Big Brother

Big Brother UK

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UK. Hi. And oh my god, it's so good. So a few episodes ago, I had Ash Flanders on, and we were just like joking about the way they cast the show, and we were saying, like, yeah, they always put in like a right wing person and like a trans person, and then and we recorded that before the season, and they literally did that. Oh no, I'm not joking. So we have this incredible trans man Zealer in the house who is not only gorgeous but like really cool. Uh, and then we they've put in this like really toxic little Tory, and he looks like he looks like Tilda Swinton, this guy. His name's George. He's got like, or it looks like an elf extra from like a Christmas movie. I don't know, mixed with Tilda. He's like a ginger with a little bob haircut. Uh yeah, ironically, a very feminine presenting person for someone that's very like not on board with our agenda. Yeah, but yeah, great television. He's rubbing everyone the wrong way, uh telling everyone the wrong thing. Someone else put their foot in it the other week for saying something wrong. It's it's if you love shows that are built around controversy, like every year without a doubt, there will be a controversy. Yeah, this is the show for you.

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Oh, amazing.

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So I'm enjoying that, and also

Drag Race Down Under V The World Cast Rumours

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I have seen some whispers. So Drag Race Down Under versus the World.

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Yeah.

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Starts filming this month, I believe. Oh in a secret location in Portugal. Oh no.

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What is the Australian film industry doing? That they're like, just give them the cat tax credits, like let them film here.

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You know WoW Presents Plus, like they will fix they'll they'll move mountains and drag queens to film in the cheapest possible location they can find. This will mean that we're gonna get no good guest judges. Yeah, of course not.

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Yeah.

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Uh that's at least it's a new set, at least it's a good set. So it's the same set they filmed Brazil season two on. So if you want to see what it looks like, you can watch that. It's got like LED screens and shit and like a big um size stage. So at least the world can finally stop ridiculing our tiny stage in New Zealand.

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I want like Kylie on the judging battle and Troy Savannah.

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Yeah, exactly. Well, they've all they all did it via video.

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Yeah, like fucking Josh Cavallo, like do better.

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Yeah, totally. Uh, but do you want to hear some rumoured cast members?

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Yeah.

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This is according to Redit, Redita, my best friend, and highly credible news source. Uh, they say that likely we have Miss Jade So from Philippines season two. Yeah. You know, she's like a fierce trans girly. We have Floor from Down Under Season Three. Good choice to come back because I think it's because season three was a bit rough, yeah, but um, she was one of the more entertaining characters in that season. Um, they're saying Art Simone on here, but I highly doubt that.

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I mean, she just finished the her show, like her international tour of the Kim's shows. Exactly.

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And I just don't think I just can't see her doing plus, I think she's very vocal about like not having a good time on this show. So I don't on the her previous season. Plus, Lazy Susan is on the judging panel this time around, and like they've worked together, so I feel like that would be awkward. I don't know. I just can't see her doing it, but yeah, I would I would love it. Um, who knows? The price could be right on that one. Uh La La Rie iconic. Okay, yeah. That this I love. I love they're going for kind of like some it's like it's down under let's give them all of our worst. Uh then Nicole Page Brooks. Okay. So I'm like, if this is real, I'm getting really excited for this season. Yeah. Uh then it just says a Spanish Queen. Um great, we love that. Yeah. That was in likely. Then Impossible, we have Nikita Iman from last season. Yeah. I would like to see her back. I think she was good. Uh Rita Menu from season three, she doesn't need to come back.

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Yeah, I remember the name, can't remember anything she did.

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No, no. Uh Hollywood Star from season three. I would happily have her back. She was a cunt too girly. And then it says Michael Morley from UK Series 5.

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Oh yeah.

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But yeah.

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Yeah.

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Look, give it to me. I'm so excited. I'm so excited to have like Michelle back, Reese back, Lazy as a judge. Like that, it that's already amazing. And then to have some of our girls with some international queens, it's gonna be fun no matter what. But yeah, we'll see. That could all be wrong, by the way. That could like a hundred percent be wrong.

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Yeah, yeah. Well, hopefully they don't fuck it up because it has the potential to be something really fun.

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Yeah, well, totally. I'm just I'm so impressed that someone's managed to keep this alive because yeah, I thought it would be dead in the water, but we're back, and you better believe I'll be covering that when it drops next year. So excited.

Aussie Shore S02E03 Recap

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Uh, all right, episode three. These episode titles are so good. It's called Mud in My Box. Oh, and we open with Lexi and Jada having a good chat in the morning. Um, Jada says things with Lily and her are okay. They manage to like hug it out, which is good, which again, being a person, Jada, I would have cut that bitch. Yeah.

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No. No, yeah, no, I'm I'm with you.

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Yeah. Over in the slut hut, uh, Katia and um Lockie have had a taste test. And aren't you jealous of her? I would love a taste test of that gentleman.

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Yeah. Um, and yeah, so she definitely gave him a blow job, is what she says. Like, but she was laughing through it.

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I can see that she'd be like, oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, fuck it.

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Uh amazing. This so look, turns out it's you build and they will come. Uh you provide the slut hut, because we were at capacity with the shag pad. And look, they filled it up. So well done to the producers for providing spaces for more sex to take.

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Because I think season one, like, as horny and as depraved as everyone was, there wasn't actually a lot of fucking. Like, Tom and Lily fucked, and pretty much no one else did.

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No, I think there was a few gobbies and stuff, wasn't there? Oh, obviously, there was the barbecue show.

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I can't think of any others. Yeah.

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No, you're right. That's all we needed.

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Yeah.

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These two are cute. They have a good laugh about it. She's like, Oh, I couldn't resist. But this is the beginning of the end for poor Katya because uh yeah, and look, Loki's good. He takes this opportunity in their post like coital like glow to go, ha ha yeah, this is fun, very casual, just like you and me. Hey, cash. I was like, nice one, sir. And she's like, ha ha yeah, yes. She's like, Yeah, but like honestly, they're on Aussie fucking sure. Yeah, good on him. She's like, Yeah, haha, cool. I can do that. Cash. Hmm. Francesco tells us that last night Lily dragged him to the shag pad and said, fuck me. So who was he? Who was he to turn that down? I love that. And it's like so accurate him saying that that's exactly what happened. She was like, let's go. Um, but then uh we see her. Then, oh my god, this was amazing. Not only have they just fucked, but she helps him out with a morning handy, and we full see it like under the covers. I love this because we never get lights on action. Yeah, I want to see that thick D so bad. The girls quiz Katia about her and Lockie. She's like, Yeah, look, I'm into him, I'm attracted to him, but he wants to keep it casual. And she's like, I probably need to pull pull it back a bit, don't I? Yes, yes, girl, you do.

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And I'm pretty sure this conversation, Lily and Katya are there with topless just holding their boobs, which adds this extra layer to this whole scene.

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They walk around the house with their tits out so much on this show. Amazing. Uh, Lily and the girls then talk about her and Francesco, her just getting absolutely railed by that thick trade D. And Jada's face tells us that she's not super thrilled about this. Um, and she says in confessional, look, girl code has absolutely been broken, but I'm gonna let it slide because we're finally over our beef.

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Yeah.

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Amazing. Love your work, Jada. I mean, I wonder how long this is gonna hold out. I feel like the I feel like the petty police are gonna come a knocking at some point, but at the moment she's on some bigger person shit, and I'm proud of her.

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Yeah, I think get the right amount of alcohol and substances into these people, and it will all come out. Exactly.

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Uh, then they talk about being naughty little kids. Um, and Lexi's like, that's because we're having an inner child party. Yeah, fuck it. Which what did you think of the this theme for a party? I think it's great.

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Yeah, that was very like I could feel the producer's presence in the room. They're like, everybody start talking about your childhood and how naughty you are as kids.

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Like, yeah, very much so.

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Because Kons are oh, I was so naughty as a kid, I was and then Kachia was like, Are you saying tear trims where I just slammed my head on the floor?

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Exactly, and everyone's like, Yeah, which I can picture all I can see that for all of them. I love it. Yeah, oh my god. Uh Charlotte tells us um that they are such shitty workers, and uh, so Manaki, Lockie, Katia, Lily, and Jada have a shift. And Manaki's like, what's she gonna do?

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She's over in the UK. What's she gonna do if we fuck it up?

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Oh Manaki.

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Foreshadowing.

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So Charlotte tells us the job is shit, literally. Uh digging up cow shit. Incredible work producers. This was great. Um, Katya and Lily chat one-on-one on the job instead of shoveling shit. And Lily tells Katya that she's not into Loki at all. Which again, I'm like, don't you say that. Don't you say that? Meaningless. That means now you are like she's 100% gonna fuck him as well, no?

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Yeah, uh, I'm I would be shocked if that doesn't happen.

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Uh yeah, sorry, very shocked. And we also know that Lockie is dead cane on Lily.

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Um if if Loki and Francesco double team Lily, are you just gonna explode?

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Stop. Well, are you? Are you just gonna die? Yeah, how hot, and I feel like it is also highly likely. Yeah, maybe not on camera, but at some point after the show. We can only hope, Paul. We can only hope. Oh god. Uh, in the car on the way home, Manaki says that uh the only shit I shovel is with my dick out of an asshole. That's why they call me the plunger. And I was like, I thought I was unshockable, Paul Mitzi.

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I gasped. Like, do you think straight people watching this show think that's like that's how gay people talk? Well, I mean, it's not far off. I mean, I've never heard anyone specifically say those sort of words.

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Refer to their dick as a plunger. Uh digging shit out of an asshole. But look, hey, again, you're really this by Eurasia storyline, like this could not be worse. There's some poor girl.

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What's don't let this show get exported to the US because they will overturn all the gay marriage stuff. They will.

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Yeah.

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Oh, the workers get back, and the others tell them that they reek of shit, which is beautiful. And then, of course, it's party time. Um, the baby photos come out very cute, and they were all told to dress up as category is what you wanted to be when you grow up as a child. And up first, we have Jada as a clownfish.

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Why?

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I love that. She's like, Oh, this guy was I believe I will believe that she actually that's legitimately what she wanted to be.

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Yeah. And I love how her clownfish, like it's a big, you know, costume, but you still manage to see so much boob while she's wearing it.

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Yeah, you're right. It's like a fucking like team like child's costume, but still her big jugs are like present. It's amazing. Um she's an angel, and she tells us about the angel kisses, which was confusing. Well, she's got like a scar on her face or something that we can't see.

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She's got birthmarks under her eyes, and her mum used to say those were angel kisses. Angel kisses.

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I wasn't sure if it was a scar or something, but very cute. Uh, Manaki is a fireman, but says it's just because the outfit's cute, which I'm like, I'm like, is it?

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I mean, it in theory, yes. The one he was wearing, not so much. Yeah, it looked like Kmart bargain basement. Yeah, yeah.

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The cans big W was really working hard. Uh Francesco is a hot teacher. I thought this was very hot.

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Yeah, he looked good.

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It looked good. Everyone was like, ooh.

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Monarchy was like, if you were you were my teacher, I would have been buyer raising much quicker than I have been now. I tell ya. I would have been fucking my teachers.

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Uh Con is a soccer player. I also thought this was very cute. Um, yeah, number 69, of course.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, he looked hot. Uh and then and then Lexi comes out as a fucking knocked out bogan. Did you die?

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Pregnant with a baby in each arm. It was great.

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And the fact that she gets emotional about it, like, yeah, she's like, I really want this to be my future. Look, it's pretty easy. It's pretty, it's in the card style.

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Yeah. Uh, and similarly, Lily is like a trad wife, but she's she says she's a trophy wife. I'm like, that is trad at all.

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That's not what a trophy wife looks like.

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Also, not cute. I mean, like, even if that is what you want it to be when you're a kid, like, can we not just not do that for like women's rights, please?

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Yeah, I don't know.

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I was like, oh babe.

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Yeah.

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Anyway, it also tells me a lot about her, which is that she's been thinking about pleasing men for some time. Um, and I'm actually really worried about her because I've been doing the same destructive behaviour. Um, I care about her. Uh, what would you have got us? What did you want to be when when little Paul Mitzi was growing up?

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Um, so I don't know how no one realized I was gay because I wanted to be a fashion designer.

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Yes. Oh my god, speaking of, did you watch Project Runway? I did. Oh. Yeah. Talk about that. I've already discussed it linked on this pod. But what did you think? Were you as furious as me at the finale?

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Oh yeah, 100%. Like I was team Ethan all the way.

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Totally. And the way that they the way that they had already decided that Ethan could never win because drag is not fashion, don't you think?

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Yeah.

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It was fucked. Homophobia. But then also Yeah. I think they also wanted to be like the In giving it to VJ or something. I don't know. Because those looks were not. I was, but look, the whole season was cooked.

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Yeah, I mean, I enjoyed it because the judging was cuntier this year. Um yeah, Lore Roach's cuntiness is what got me through.

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Oh, so and the awkward as fuck, Tyra Cameo.

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That was heavily. Oh, and when Lore uh like quoted Tyra who was like this.

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Yeah. She that will forever have that now, which is great.

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One thing I really hate about that show though, and I and I hate uh reality shows that do this, is that the elimination eliminations happen at the beginning of the next episode.

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Hate hate hate. Lie was popping off about it on the pod. Like, so annoying. So annoying. It's like, don't blue balls. Also, it's not a good enough show to do that. Like, it's a competition show. We don't care. Like, literally every episode, I forgot who was in the bottom the week before, didn't care, already forgotten. Send someone home. Disgusting.

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Yeah.

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Disgusting. Um, I would have gone as a marine biologist because that's what I wanted to be as a little child. Uh cute. It's also pretty gay.

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Didn't one of them come as like a forensic scientist?

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Yeah, someone came as a forensic scientist, and then someone came as a clownfish. So I'm halfway between yeah, tan girl.

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She's like, I'm a forensic scientist. Maybe now I can figure out how my family died. Motherfuckers, yeah! Dead for my fucking family.

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Fuck, man. Oh my god. Uh the tequila shots are flowing, and of course, we play everyone's favorite game, sexy jenger. And of course, Lockie gets to kiss the closest person he's attracted to, and he goes, Lily, that's you. Gets up, heading on over, and she's like, nah. I am such a good friend. I'm not gonna do it. And she runs to tell Katya how good of a friend she is. Fuck, I can't stand this mole. She's like, he tried to kiss me. Just so you know, he did choose me as the most attractive person in the house, just so we're clear. But I said, absolutely not.

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Fucking. That was such a dog.

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Fucking he's such a dog. Like, just do it. Oh my god. Didn't that I swear they've already patched anyway. I think in the last episode.

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Nah, they haven't.

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They haven't? Who was he patching? I swear he was patching someone with dark hair for like a second.

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Oh, I missed it.

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In my notes, but it might not have been her. I fucking swear they were all meant. But Lockie has been butt naked with every girl in this house in the shower at some point already. So I'm kind of like, that's fine, but like a passion. I don't know. I don't understand how hets work with any of this stuff. So please educate me in the comments. Yeah. Like, what the fuck? But yeah, I don't know. She's really, she's really bringing the vibe down with that. Uh, but look, she's soaked with her choice. Like, Kach is happy that Lily didn't do it. But I don't know. I was low-key hoping for World War III to break out, but that'll happen soon. Um I'm sure of it. Lockie, however, rightfully so, little confused by this. Um, at this point, he's kind of like, hang on, can we just check in? And mind you, I understand that his motivation for this is more that he's not allowed to fuck everyone.

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Yeah.

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So I acknowledge that that's you, but I think he's got a point here. He goes, I feel like marked territory, and you didn't ask me or you didn't tell me about this. Um, so then I feel like a mug. I'm like, that I fully get. Like Katia has like tagged him as hers, but not asked his his permission to do that, and then everyone else is acting weird around him because of it. That would shit me as well.

SPEAKER_02 26:15

Yeah. I get it, but also I feel like he kind of overreacted.

SPEAKER_00 26:21

Oh no, he absolutely overreacted. And and later, yeah, he he gets quite angry um and sounds off about it. But yeah, I think what would have been better is if he just like chilled and then maybe later on, yeah, just spoke to Katya on her own, maybe. Yeah, I don't know, but whatever. It was Orkies. Yeah, Katia tells Khan about her feelings. She's still very confused. He's confused, girl, so confusing. Move on, I say. Like, what do you think? Like, why is she just give it up with Khan? Don't you think?

SPEAKER_02 27:04

Yeah. No, for sure. Like it's it's not gonna happen. It's just if it was gonna happen, it would have happened.

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Exactly. He's moved on. I think he's got like a sister thing with her now. Yeah, and he does, I think he doesn't want to look like a dickhead on TV.

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Yeah.

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Uh then a bombshell enters the villa, and it's Charlotte. She's like, couldn't work from home any longer. And Manaki is bricking it. Because famously, he was like, What's she gonna do? And here she is, she immediately scolds them all for being so shit at their jobs. This is actually so funny. Like, I actually loved this so much, and she looks great, she looks amazing. They were like, We thought you were some new slut coming in the house, and she was like, Still got it. So good, yeah, but yeah, and I love she's like, I've got feedback from all the jobs, you know, I know how bad you are, blah blah blah. Uh, she tells us that tomorrow there will be a shift taking place, and they're all like, Wow, Francesco tells us that he thought she was hot, which I was like, this guy, he's ready to fuck anything that moves. Yeah, oh, so good. Um, but Lily in Confessional is like, don't touch my man, Charlotte. And I'm like, oh, it's so annoying. They get ready for bed, and we get some more hot shag pad footage of Lily getting absolutely riled by Francesco's big old D with like ankles as earrings.

SPEAKER_02 28:50

Yeah. Insane.

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Incredible work. The next morning, he's up ready for work. Not sure if he got a morning handy this time or not, but that's alright. Francesco farts in the car on the way to work, and they're all like, whoa, disgusting.

SPEAKER_02 29:11

Which I'm sure it would have been after a night of drinking.

SPEAKER_00 29:14

Totally. Charlotte's waiting for them at the golf course, and of course, they are late. And so, what was this job? This job was confusing. Were they like eel trapping, or they're like cleaning out like a pond, but there were eels in it?

SPEAKER_02 29:31

There were eels in the pond, but they were getting the golf balls back because it was in the middle of the golf ball.

SPEAKER_00 29:37

I didn't know it's okay. Okay, they're getting the golf balls out. Yeah, I thought they were like hunting the eels for a second. I was like, this is weird. That would have been crazy. I was distracted because Francesco said, I don't want an eel sucking my cock. I was like, sorry. Rihanna hates it. Um and uh Charlotte is like, you're so bad at work, and she's like, Yeah, I know. I wear that with pride, just like I wear having dead fucking parents with pride. She's Rihanna not she needs to step a pussy up, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02 30:17

Yeah, I would say she was kind of giving me the vibes of that girl from season one that like got kicked out halfway through. Yeah, she yes, who refused to do anything, and then they all got pissed off.

SPEAKER_00 30:29

The girl was fucking cooked, the one that just wouldn't do anything, yeah. Miserable. And then there was the other girl last season that just like tapped out straight away because it was all a bit much.

SPEAKER_02 30:40

Yeah, I felt sorry for her because she was like obviously didn't understand what she had signed on for, and you could see it like on her face, so like straight away. Oh no.

SPEAKER_00 30:52

Oh god, but yeah, Re, I I'm still enjoying her on the show, I guess. But like, and she's loud and fun and everything, but like, yeah, I need her to like I don't know, suck a dick or something, or like fight with a girl.

SPEAKER_02 31:06

Yeah, she's too nice, she's not doing anything, yeah.

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But she's there, everyone seems to really like her, so yeah, you know, yeah. Um Charlotte starts piffing golf balls at them. This was great. Oh, this was great. She's like knocking golf balls at the heads. They do all of a sudden have helmets on, though.

SPEAKER_02 31:31

And this is where the title of Epp comes from, isn't it? Yeah.

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Mud in my box, yeah.

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And then she's like, she says in the confessional, I better not get a leech on my mut.

SPEAKER_00 31:47

Which was the other like title they could have gone with. But mud in my box is a bit better than leech on my mut.

SPEAKER_02 31:54

Oh god. I can't remember the last time I've had someone say mut. It was it was real sick pitch. Yeah, definitely. Gotta start using that more.

SPEAKER_00 32:04

Back at the ranch, um, they actually have like a cute chat for a change um about same-sex relationships and kids, and I loved this. It reminded me that like these people are actually very sex positive, very non-judgmental people, and I love that. Um, and they might be like trashy and fun, but that doesn't mean they're not like, you know, they're a lot of heart, these people. Yeah, they're lovable. Uh, and I like we got that moment because Lexi's like, you know, maybe I'll have kids, and um Lockie says his sister's going through that, and blah blah. And I was like, of all shows, I did not think it was gonna be Aussie Shore, like leading the way on like discussions around like same-sex parenting, but I'm here for it. I'm here for it. Trailblazing. Uh Rihanna tells us that fake tan is more important than work, and that Charlotte can shove work up her ass. So you're right, she's coming for that other girl's gig, isn't she? Yeah, the one that hates work. Uh then oh my god, then the boys do this very cute synchronized swimming act. Did you love this?

SPEAKER_02 33:11

Yeah, especially since Lockie ended it with whipping his dick out.

SPEAKER_00 33:14

That was the the finale was. And of course, the finale was Loki's fucking huge dong. Amazing. Who doesn't want to say that? It's time for a night out, of course. And Francesco is already. Silly boy, young child. Here we go. Then wow, Lexi does it. She comes out as full fucking Les.

SPEAKER_01 33:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 33:54

Uh she says she feels good about it. Yeah, congrats. Muzzletov. Like, she feels good about it. Um, and I love this for her, but yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:05

Buy people exist. Let's just say by people exist.

SPEAKER_00 34:08

Let's say we fully support and understand that sexuality is a spectrum.

SPEAKER_02 34:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:16

Her and Manaki doing this in the same season is actually crazy. But whatever. Then of course they ride a mechanical bull. Because that's what lesbians do. And we saw it coming, but Lockie's on the D floor, and we get the return of tequila carty. Tequila Cardi rocks up and she's like, oh, she can't have it. She needs to just take if I feel like if that happens to her next time, she needs to go and get those 10 kebabs happening and straight home to bed.

SPEAKER_02 34:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:52

Send her home. Uh, but also leave it there because it's drama. But it's not, it's not like fun, silly drama. It's like I don't, I don't like watching her just spiral, you know.

SPEAKER_02 35:03

Yeah. Because she has like a full, like ugly crying breakdown in this club. But in that like drunk way that it lasts for like five seconds and then she's back to normal. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 35:15

Big time. Oh my god. Uh, and he is not into this. I mean, we already know he's not into this, she already knows he's not into this. He lost it at the house from the Jenga thing. So for her to think that this was gonna fly, oh my god, it's like, what did she think was gonna happen? Like, this time he was gonna go, oh my god, I just realized, babe. I feel it's like his dick is like so inside his body now around her. Like, yeah, I'm like that that's shit on his part too, but it's just kind of how it is. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 35:53

Yeah, yeah, he's under no obligation to want to do anything with her.

SPEAKER_00 35:59

No, and he made it very clear that like he's not into Bango. He's also been on the show for like not even two full episodes, so it's like let him do the thing.

SPEAKER_02 36:09

I don't know, and and he even calls it out. He's like, I'm on Aussie sure, like I want to, you know, be a wild slug. Like, he's very upfront about it.

SPEAKER_00 36:20

He's been swinging that huge cock around, yeah, yeah. He goes, I'm not a piece of meat, but I sure do pack a big one. And truly, I love that big dum-dum. And that's how the episode ends. Next week, though, looks like we have hottie ring-ins for a pool party, which is a great idea. You excited for that?

SPEAKER_02 36:46

Oh, can't wait. Um, yeah, I feel like we need some fresh meat for all the side characters, yeah. Just nothing to do right now. So I'm hoping that's what it does. Yeah, but I have a feeling all that it's gonna happen is like Lily will just try to have sex with all of them.

SPEAKER_00 37:05

Yeah, she might also, I think Lockie is also gonna do that, and that's gonna piss Cardia. I don't know. Yeah, who knows? I'm so excited for it though.

SPEAKER_02 37:18

Yeah, I just want like a hot guy to come in and fuck the shit out of Jada.

SPEAKER_00 37:23

She needs she wants uh can we get our girl dick down already? Like, what do we have to do? Yeah, and Monarchy, get some dick in Monarchy, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:32

We need some gay shit in this show, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 37:35

I that and that's the thing, and now that he's like come out as full gay, and we don't have the other full gay on here. Mind you, it looks like from the trailer he does come back later in the season, Kyle. So until then, yeah, I don't know if we're getting much.

SPEAKER_02 37:56

I mean, they had no interest in each other.

SPEAKER_00 37:58

No, that was a pity, BJ. Yeah, amazing. Oh, Paul, what a pleasure. Yeah, always love talking about this with you. Um I'll talk to you soon.

SPEAKER_02 38:14

Yep. Sounds good.

SPEAKER_00 38:15

Bye bye.

SPEAKER_02 38:17

Bye.