Are You My First? - Season 1 Part 2 (w/ Paul Mizzi)

Sam and Paul are BACK to finish off these virgins.. Because SOMEONE needed to finish. In part two of our Are You My First? Recap, we get deep on the mental health of our participants, expose some drama since the show finished and go off topic to chat about some local films you must see. And Sam and Paul play “F, Marry, Kill” with this insane cast. Enjoy!

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Transcript

Intro

SPEAKER_00 0:00

This podcast was produced on the land of the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin Nation. Welcome to Australia.

SPEAKER_01 0:12

Someone who is such a connoisseur of reality television. The content is hideous.

SPEAKER_00 0:17

Sorry about this. Oh my god. Hello! Hello. How's it going? Oh, poor Mittsy. It's been so long. A whole week since I've seen you, darling. How I I know, it was actually a week. I know. It was a reality TV week. It's another day in

It's A New Day In The Werkroom

SPEAKER_00 0:38

the work room. It's just another day on the work room. And I'm feeling oh my god. Isn't that just um drag race? Like, do you even I don't even think about it anymore?

SPEAKER_01 0:53

Well, it's this is probably the longest break between seasons I can remember in a long time.

SPEAKER_00 1:00

Um UK's starting again like next week or something, isn't it?

SPEAKER_01 1:04

Yeah, I'm keen. I'm actually ready to watch it.

SPEAKER_00 1:08

We're like, I hate it, I'm done.

SPEAKER_01 1:10

Yeah. Um, and Australia versus the world.

SPEAKER_00 1:15

Well, that's I'm so fucking obviously happening right here on the pot. Like, that's yeah, keen for that. Um, but yeah, and UK's always good. I think it's the American ones that I'm kind of dumb with. That last All Stars was a shit show. The last US season, I don't even like remember anyone from it.

SPEAKER_01 1:36

Well, I actually the other day I did go see uh Jules Sparkles and uh Lexi Love, and it was a fun show at Mary's Poppin' in Adelaide. Yeah, yeah. One of my friends got me free tickets.

SPEAKER_00 1:50

So that venue, I got I think Mary's Poppin' is the best drag venue in Australia because you can see that like upstairs bit, you can like look down on the girlies. It's just a very you you can kind of yeah, it's it's intimate but still feels fun. I don't know, I think it's a great space for drag.

SPEAKER_01 2:10

Oh, absolutely. Um, it's unfortunate it's our only gay venue. Yeah. But and it's full of hands parties. Yes, yes. Uh it there's an epidemic of straight girls that like fill that club, and there's something about drunk straight girls, they have zero um spatial awareness, and I just feel like I'm getting punched in the back constantly when I'm there.

SPEAKER_00 2:37

Because you are, yeah, in fact, being punched in the back. Um, how is Ms. Sparkles? I low key wanted her to win.

SPEAKER_01 2:44

Um uh sparkles was good, yeah. She had a lot of like um really like a couple of fun acts that she did. Um, but I think Lexi Love was the highlight. She was great. She uh ripped her top off, got her tits out, went on a giant rant about the other Lexi Love that's suing her right now.

SPEAKER_00 3:09

Didn't touch down on that. Did you see her at the VMA's with Ms. Sabrina?

SPEAKER_01 3:15

I didn't actually.

SPEAKER_00 3:16

What did she do? She's on stage clacking those heels, looking incredible.

SPEAKER_01 3:21

It's so crazy to think that like someone's in Adelaide and then like a week later they're at the VMAs.

SPEAKER_00 3:26

It's just it's just a wild thought. I know. Hey, speaking of Adelaide, I did go and support a fabulous South Australian film at the cinema the other night,

Lesbian Space Princess

SPEAKER_00 3:37

Lesbian Space Princess. Have you seen it?

SPEAKER_01 3:40

I have. I watched it at the film festival last year. So good, and uh loved it. It's so fun. Really, really good. Yeah, Adelaide's first ever animated film. Amazing, yeah, and what a way to kick that off. Um uh yeah, really like some great heart, great humor. Um, I'm a huge Auntie Donna fan, and so they're they were fucking hilarious in that film.

SPEAKER_00 4:08

Yeah, um, I thought Broden was probably the best voice actor of the whole thing, which I probably shouldn't say as the straight wine man, but um I just thought he was the most sort of like captivating and like comedic timing was there.

SPEAKER_02 4:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:25

Um do you think of Queen Kong? Queen Kong was good. I like that character being, you know, turning into out to be a bit of a villain was was a fun gag. Yeah, um, yeah, great, great casting all around a lot, like the Ruben Kameo. There was some really great moments. Um, I did think I would have preferred it to have been a series. I don't think it needed to be a movie. Um, because it felt like they were kind of like I don't know, stretching it out a bit to make it feature length. Whereas I feel like if they were short episodes, like I feel like the 10-15-minute episodes, like a few of them. Yeah. I don't know. That was my my only thing, because I thought it was fantastic, but I wanted it to be, I don't know, the lols per minute weren't there for me.

SPEAKER_01 5:10

Yeah. And it's funny, like it's an Adelaide film, and I know a lot of people saw it at the film festival, but I feel like in its cinema release now, yeah, it's only people from Melbourne that I'm hearing are actually going to watch this film. Of course. Yeah. Um, and I feel like uh down the line, once it hits like a stan or a Netflix, I think that's when it's gonna blow up.

SPEAKER_00 5:33

And that's the thing. Like I enjoyed seeing it in the cinema, but I at the same time I was kind of like, this is a small screen type thing. I don't know. I I almost would have got like the same enjoyment out of it, if not more, from like bite-sized bits every week or something. Um, but whatever. I I I if it's your dream to make a feature film and you did it, like fucking like don't let me take that away from you. Yeah. Um, and the music was really good too. Especially there was one song where they had the instrumental kind of version and then a kind of juiced up like pop punk version of it as well for two seconds. And I was like, oh no, give us more of that. Yeah, that was really fun. Yeah, it was it was a good time. If you haven't seen it and you have no idea what we're talking about, hunt it down.

SPEAKER_01 6:24

Yeah, I think it's worth supporting. Like the fact that they this is has gotten a cinema release is an achievement, yeah, and they're not gonna do it again if if nobody goes and buys tickets. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 6:37

So, yeah, yeah. I did feel like I was doing a good deed by supporting local queer cinema, darling. Um, also, do you know who else we need to support? Your fucking girl, Hillary

Hillary Duff's Return to Music

SPEAKER_00 6:52

Duff. She's back. Uh, this is like made my year. So if you don't know, Hillary Duff has announced that she's returning to music. After how long off?

SPEAKER_01 7:06

Uh, so it's been 10 years since her last studio album, Breathe In, Breathe Out, which the gays absolutely let flop. Um, and and we're not going to do it again. We're not gonna do it again. Um, yeah, if you don't know this about me, like Hillary is my my icon.

SPEAKER_00 7:27

She's your diva.

SPEAKER_01 7:29

She's my diva, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:30

That tells me a lot about you, Paul.

SPEAKER_01 7:32

I've met her twice. What? She's lovely, um, amazing. Yeah, uh, and uh yeah, like I'm obsessed. Amazing.

SPEAKER_00 7:42

You know, I went to I went to Rome for the first time a few months ago, and I did spend the whole time to my husband quoting the Liza McGuire movie, and he he's like a little bit older than me and didn't quite like I saw that movie multiple times at the cinema when it came out, and it's still to this day, like probably my favorite movie ever mate. Um, and I did make him watch it before we we went, so he had seen it once, but like obviously he wasn't at a place of quoting it like I was, but we were walking past the Trevy Fountain, and I was just like reeling off the lines sing to me, Paolo, yeah, and he was like, I don't know this person.

SPEAKER_01 8:28

Yeah, I went to Rome like ages ago and was you know, went into the Colosseum, and my uh boyfriend at the time, I'm like, You gotta film me, and I'm going to sing what dreams are made of. And he was like, Oh, this is so stupid. But now, all these years later, yeah, everyone that goes to it does it. I started that shit. You did, bitch. Yeah, um, but this new era is going to be elite. Uh husband, Matthew Comer, is a music producer they met when she was um recording her last album. Um, so I think she's got, you know, she's got the backing, the fans are ready. It's like the right amount of nostalgia for her right now. I think there's an actual, you know, hope that this is going to be big, an actually chart. So what happened to Haley Duff? Well, they don't even speak anymore. What? And no one knows what really went down.

SPEAKER_00 9:31

Oh my god. I always get more than I bargain for when I have you on the purple. Wow.

SPEAKER_01 9:38

That's a whole nother fish. So we're hoping that there's gonna be a song on the new album that addresses it so we can get some tea.

SPEAKER_00 9:46

Because she famously does imagine they they imagine she comes on board for a song and everyone's scooped.

SPEAKER_01 9:52

Yeah, because like remember, like Dignity, she did like a whole song about Nicole Ritchie. Well, she denies it's about Nicole Ritchie, but it was definitely about Nicole Ritchie, so stealing her boyfriend, Joel Madden.

SPEAKER_00 10:04

So well, I can't wait to have Hillary back. Is she still acting?

SPEAKER_01 10:10

Yeah, so um she was her so her the last project she did was the How About Your Father, which was like the spin-off of How About Your Mother. And she's just like not well, but like you know the writer's strike killed it in the second season. So um, like it was cute, but it would it like yeah, it's it's a bit sad that it got cancelled, but she's just um announced a new show um for Hulu called Pretty Ugly, which is based on a book about a um like a psychopathic pageant mum that she's gonna be playing. Perfect, yeah, perfect.

SPEAKER_00 10:50

Oh my god, she's playing mums now, yeah. And Hulu show, what a perfect segue back

Are You My First? Season 1 Episodes 6-10 Recap

SPEAKER_00 10:57

into the reason for the season. Are you my first? Season one, part two. Fucking hell. Yeah, what an epic second half of this season. It does get better. I was like, look, I feel like consistently it was pretty good at this show, but it did, I feel like it ramped up more towards the end. Because I was like, what's gonna happen? And I'm mainly, like I assume we all were, was waiting for someone to fuck.

SPEAKER_01 11:27

Yeah, yeah, especially coming off of as I said in the our last episode, I watched Virgin Island, where I you literally were watching these people lose their virginities on camera. And I was like, we should have What have we covered that, Paul? What are we doing? Yeah, it's not too late.

SPEAKER_00 11:43

If you want to watch it, I'll come back for that one.

SPEAKER_02 11:45

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 11:47

This is a new podcast all about virgin-related TV shows. Yeah, no, I actually do want to watch it now. That's a UK show, right? And it's just the one season, I'm assuming. But they're they're casting for season two right now. Any virgins listening. I could be a virgin. Who knows? Yeah. Have you heard of our saviour Jesus Christ? I have, and I believe that if you choose to accept him into your heart, you can re-virginize.

SPEAKER_01 12:16

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 12:17

I I can see this in your future. All right, let's get into episode six. It's called Never Have I Ever, which is a great game to play if you're a virgin. Um, Andrew wants to fight for Brooklyn as long as she's down. But Noah could be an issue for him because Noah's also pretty keen on our sort of cheerleader-esque Brooklyn. Uh also we've got Jake and Sarah, who apparently, and I feel like correct me if I'm wrong, did this not come out of nowhere to you where we're getting introduced to them as a couple in episode yes? And I'm like, sorry, storytelling. Where was this?

SPEAKER_01 13:06

Well, not only were we not introduced to them as a couple, we weren't introduced to Sarah as a human being up until this point.

SPEAKER_00 13:12

Except for when she almost went home in the virgin sacrifice. Yeah. So strange. And honestly, probably should have.

SPEAKER_01 13:24

Well, yeah, like for her own sanity, like what this show ends up ends up doing to her.

SPEAKER_00 13:29

But the editors, I was like, what are you doing? Like, who are these people? Also, Jake, I totally forgot about Jake. I kind of and like wanted him to just not really be there anymore. I don't know. Uh Deia is confused that Godwin still wants to explore things with Jade. Uh, she's like, ditch that bitch, let's go, let's go solid. But she's really barking up the wrong tree, Hague. Katia is still spiraling. That's where we left off last time. Katya spiraling over Andrew. I'd like you gave him your spray, you've said what you need to say, like it's done. But she's sort of still on one. The poor thing. And Noah, this was a very unexpected scene, but Noah sort of like gives her some advice, which I'm like, don't take advice from this fucking psychopath. He's like, Look, babe, I'm struggling too. It's like he gives her like the insight from like the guy's perspective being on the show. He's like, I don't know how to be in this situation. There's all these girls, and you gotta make choices, and you get people are gonna get hurt. And she's like, Thanks so much for being honest with me about that. And I'm like, okay, cool. And then Kacha to us is like, This is a really lovely friendship I have with Noah. And then what does Noah do? He can't help himself. He's like, Yeah, look, this relationship I've got with Kacha is like a really healthy friendship. Maybe it could turn into something more.

SPEAKER_01 15:08

And I was just, were you not just like, no, I was like, I I see what you're doing, you piece of shit. You realize that none of these other girls are gonna choose you at the sacrifice, so you are clinging to whatever you can, and you see that she's an insecure and that she might have a chance. Um yeah, like everyone could see through it, everyone, and and yeah, like he's like, Oh, we have a really wholesome, like, base for a relationship.

SPEAKER_00 15:45

No, what does that even mean? She listened to you speak for like five seconds, and you're like, Yeah, we had a really deep chat. This is 5 a.m. at Mary's Poppin', and you're like, Who can I convince to get into this Uber with me? Like, truly. Anyway, um back to Maddie, someone slightly more stable, but not at all. Uh, she's interested in Mike. This scene with Mike like working out, and they're all like, uh they're all dead. All the girls like fingering themselves on Mike. He's just tall, he's not hot. He does have a funny face. It's like not yeah, he's literally just tall. He's such a prawn. Oh, get rid of him. Noah and Brooklyn chat. He's like, Look, I'm keen, I just don't want to hurt Andrew. And she's like, I want you there. Um yeah, like give me that ring. Get down on my knee. Like, she's kind of naughty, Brooklyn.

SPEAKER_01 16:57

No, yeah. For a Mormon, there's a lot of non-Mormon-y things about her, I feel.

SPEAKER_00 17:06

The more Mormon content I consume, which at this point is a lot, the more I have, I'm convinced I have no idea what they actually stand for or like it doesn't there doesn't seem to be any actual rules. Anyway, Noah fucking sucks. He broaches it with Andrew, kinda, and Andrew's kind of like, what? Like, they're not bros after this, right? Even like, even though those beds are pushed together.

SPEAKER_01 17:35

Yeah, I feel like they're they they are fucking it and they're couple, yeah, feeling guilty about it, and then like lashing out at each other by destroying each other's relationships in the show, each other's beards.

SPEAKER_00 17:48

Yeah. I think you're on something, yeah. Because they had true couple romance. Imagine a full recut of this show. Yeah. About all of the same-sex relationships that were happening in the villas at night. I would die. Yeah. Sign me the fuck up. We get a sexually frustrated workout sandwich, which was actually kind of hot kind of hot this scene. It was Noah and Andrew working out with Brooklyn in the middle. And again, like you're saying, it's just like Brooklyn is not even there.

SPEAKER_01 18:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:22

I kind of wanted to be her in this situation. I'm not gonna lie, they're like sweaty men. Um Katya is thirsting over Mike working out, and she's like, the things I would do to him. Virgin. This is when Sarah drops the bombshell to us that she's never been on a date before. And I was like, red flag.

SPEAKER_01 18:51

Imagine going from that to going on a dating reality show. Like, it's just a wild trajectory.

SPEAKER_00 18:58

Mind you, when we meet the mum later, I'm like, well, that's why she's never been on a date. Yeah, controlling, crazy controlling mum. But anyway, it's the never have I ever challenged. The winner is the person who's done the least. This was great. Like, they can't slut shame because they haven't fucked, but they're gonna just find a way to do it anyway. Yeah, and then the floodgates open. We get all these confessionals of everyone talking about like how much oral they've done, how much they've done stuff, and that's when I was like, okay, this show is fucking stupid.

SPEAKER_01 19:30

Yeah, yeah. Like, how is a blow job any different? The penis is still going inside you.

SPEAKER_00 19:40

I just this concept of virginity is so old school, very old-fashioned, very strange to me. Uh, but it's great montage. Uh, and so here I was thinking, because the cast are volunteering all this information before this game, so I was like, oh, surely this game is gonna be about like who sucked the most, dude. But no, it ends up being quite PG. It's more about like sexting and stuff, which was kind of boring. But we do get Jake's ham sandwich story in the strip club. It comes down to in the guys' round, uh, Noah versus Andrew, which is perfect because they're both vying for a date with Brooklyn. Uh and it's like who are we gonna get? Um, I can't remember who won this.

SPEAKER_01 20:36

Noah won. Did Noah win? Yeah, I think Noah won.

SPEAKER_00 20:40

Yeah, he did too.

SPEAKER_01 20:41

Yeah, because I remember thinking, like, of course he's done that.

SPEAKER_00 20:46

Yeah. Then we get the girls, uh Godwin is like, whoa, because this was again like this show just drove me so insane. But like the girls talk about like watching porn, and the men are like mortified that women even like know what porn is, and I'm just like these gender double standards that keep popping up on this show, it drove me insane.

SPEAKER_01 21:15

Yeah, I I think the thing is is like people at this age, if they're like traditional straight people, and they're still virgins at this point, if you're a woman, it might be a choice, and if you're a guy, it's probably because you're a loser.

SPEAKER_00 21:38

Yeah, or a Mormon or a closet case. Yeah. Farah knew she wasn't gonna win. I love her. She's like, she goes, I'm the hoariest virgin here, am I right? No shit. Sarah wins because she's never even been on a date until now. So she's got a date. She, of course, chooses Jake. Um, fuck me. Every time those two were on screen, I just was like, Foot me now. Uh Noah chooses Brooklyn. Well, his date. Uh, and their date was quite sexy. It was like massages and stuff. I was like, this is something we would see on like a normal show. A normal show, a non-mergent show. I enjoyed Noah Topolis, even though he sucks. Yeah. Um, he does give aggressively tiny dick energy. Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised at all.

SPEAKER_01 22:41

Little one opposite of Michael.

SPEAKER_00 22:44

Yeah. Sarah and Jake are falling hard. Um, but then record scratch, we get this awkward, like whipped cream scene. They get asked to like lick whipped cream, which I this was the most horrifying thing I've ever seen in my life. Like, yeah, there's like whipped cream, and then he kind of stares at her like a serial killer, and then just kind of like smears some on her lip. I was like, I couldn't watch it.

SPEAKER_01 23:14

Yeah, it was it was horrific, horrific, horrific.

SPEAKER_00 23:20

They have the world's most awkward kiss, which is like a fail, then they try again, and I'm like, just stop. Maybe this isn't for you. Maybe neither of you should ever have sex.

SPEAKER_01 23:36

Like, I I literally don't understand how you could be so bad.

SPEAKER_00 23:39

And they're like in their what 30s or something, like at this point. So crazy to me. It's an instinctual thing. Like, if you are sexually attracted to someone, you don't need to think about it. You know, like it just happens. So watching it is like very awkward, and that's her first kiss, if you can call it that. Yeah, how depressing. Really sad. Again, I'm like, who hurt her? Like, fuck. They return to the group and everyone's like, well, freaking out that they've done it, and finally, it's sacrifice time. Do you like how inconsistent these sacrifices are? It's like, yeah, we had one at like episode three or something, and then now it's like episode six, and they're like, sure, chuck another one in.

SPEAKER_01 24:28

But well, there's only three total in the whole series.

SPEAKER_00 24:30

Yeah, I think so, yeah. So weird. Uh, but it's not actually now, it's next episode. Um, and this time, the host's like, this time we want you to all admit your feelings as well.

SPEAKER_02 24:42

I'm like, okay, cool.

SPEAKER_00 24:46

But before they leave to do their pre-sacrifice chats, um Noah goes, can we chat to Katcha? And she's like, sure. Cut to episode seven, which is called the first love shack, and a bombshell returns to the villa, and it's Michael.

SPEAKER_02 25:11

Yay!

SPEAKER_00 25:13

I actually missed him, he's very cute, and yeah, I want to get him a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 25:19

Funny, has a personality, like has what a a lot of the other people on the show don't have.

SPEAKER_00 25:28

Rachel is stoked. Um, she's so happy. He tells us this was so funny. He's like, I was at a family funeral, and the person that died said, I want you to go on a reality show and be famous for not busting a nut.

SPEAKER_01 25:48

Amazing line.

SPEAKER_00 25:49

Which sums up this whole show. Yeah, somebody died, and nobody's fucking Michael is like, you cried over this guy. Like, oh, he's okay. Anyway, Jake tells Sarah that he's not a fan of PDA, and this is where Boundary Gate begins. Thoughts?

SPEAKER_01 26:12

Ah. This boiled my blood. Crazy. Yeah. Serial killer. Yeah. And like, because I get it, you know, everyone's got these stupid religious rules stopping them from doing things. But it's very obvious in his case that the reason he doesn't want to do anything is because he has zero self-control and doesn't trust himself to do something bad, I feel. Like he's obviously let himself go too far and done something awful to someone.

SPEAKER_00 26:52

Jeffrey Dharma shit.

SPEAKER_01 26:53

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 26:54

Like, what who what? Or is this just how like religious like propaganda works? And they're like, train you to like all of your urges that are completely normal to just do normal, nice stuff, are like bad. And then because of that, he hasn't had like a proper like education around like consent and blah blah blah. Like, is it that? And so he doesn't trust himself because he I think he just doesn't understand what like these boundaries are for most people, let alone himself.

SPEAKER_01 27:24

Yeah, and it's a lot like looking at a lot of these people, or like the people on this show specifically that are staying virgins for religious reasons, they all just have this like misery about them, and it's such a stress and such a weight on them that they're constantly thinking about. It's like at what point do you go, um, like just King, just fuck, just fuck.

SPEAKER_00 27:55

We get a supercut of all of Noah's BS. Um, now he's into Katya, like the Carissa, the Maddie, the Brooklyn, the Katya, like settle down, mate. Um, he's he's a pick me guy. Yeah. Um one of Andrew's girls wasn't enough. Now he needs them both. I was like, fucking hell. Because I reckon, yeah, he's trying to get Andrew's attention. And hey, can't blame him. I want to get Andrew's attention too. This is a hot idea. Yeah. Uh it's look, it's a hot discussion in the villa. Everyone's talking about it. Brooklyn and Farah are like, he's a douchebag. Uh, this is just strategy. Brooklyn's turned off by it, and she's like, fuck this bro code shit. Which the bro code thing, I was like, again, they're probably fucking it's sacrifice time. Michael is up first, and he confesses his love for Rachel. Jake confesses his love for Sarah. Godwin picks Dea. Ty picks Jade, and Noah is next, and this fucking messy bitch picks Katcha. She is like, thank you so much. This was so good. She's like, thank you so much, but I am nobody's second choice, let alone last resort, and I'm gonna stand in my truth. She had like a whole speech ready. It was so good. But I'm also like, Dart, didn't you hear her like give this same speech to like Andrew earlier? What did you think you were gonna get? Does he really think he's that special? I think he really did think he was that special. Yeah, I think he thinks he can just pick anyone he wants, and they'll be like, Oh my god, thank you so much for picking me. Anyway, but also Kutch was annoying, so I was happy to see her go. Andrew picks Brooklyn, but she doesn't feel the same way. Uh Mike's on it to anyone, so he's happy to leave. I'm like, thank you, Mike. Thank you for absolutely nothing. Goodbye. But on his way out, he's like, Maddie, I want you to stay. Oh, because he's such a good guy. Yeah. I'm like, please put Maddie out of her misery, Mike. She doesn't need to be here. This is a messy sacrifice.

SPEAKER_01 30:31

Like, half we lose half the cast at this sacrifice, and the tears, no, like Noah's tears gave me so much joy. I was cackling in this. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:45

So good. So he likes requests that Maddie stays. The hosts are like, oh, really? Anyway, she's like, that's the nicest thing anyone's ever done from me. Uh then the hosts whisper they decide to let Brooklyn and Farah stay. Because why not?

SPEAKER_01 31:06

What a stupid moment to make us think that Colton and the other and the other hosts had any say on this. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 31:16

We've decided. Uh didn't make any sense. This whole sacrifices are just what the fuck. Uh, and then all of the people didn't get picked leave. So we say bye to Andrew, Noah, Katya, and Mike. Great. Seeing Noah Leaf was, yeah, pretty fantastic. We got enough messy drama from him, so it's time to move on. Yeah. And his tears were great. Uh, then we get more Jake and Sarah talking about the boundaries. Because he broke it at the sacrifice. At the sacrifice, he plants one on her, and she's like, What the fuck, mate? Like, you said you didn't want to do that, and blah blah blah. But then, before we even get a second to think about that, three man bombshells enter the villa, and boy, did they save the sexiest men for last. We start with Lane. These are porn star names. It's like Spencer, Lane. These are bratmen.com.

SPEAKER_01 32:17

Yeah. Lane is, as we covered before, Lane is a walking gay porn. Yeah, like his every gay porn you've ever seen amalgamated into a person. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 32:28

And I actually thought the hottest guy was Vivek. I I was Vivek, yeah. I thought he was hot. Spencer gave us again, it was a tall, boring man that gave us nothing besides being tall. Spencer looked goofy as fuck. That hair. Yeah, but he wasn't on the show. Yeah. You can't comment further because he didn't say anything. Anyway. And then Paul Vivek, his whole storyline was just wearing colored contacts, which is like a little bit racist and like weird. I don't know. Yeah, he wasn't he wasn't given much in this show. He wasn't. But again, I felt like they were like, let's put another like South Asian person on Fafara. No, didn't I feel like that? Yeah. Yeah. And they played along for a little bit, which was cute. But I don't know. I was watching it and it made me feel a bit uncomfortable. Uh it's V card time, so the guys suss out all the girlies. Um, most of them are single, but there are, I don't think there are three single girlies, right? So someone's gonna have to ups like ruffle some feathers. Farah continues to be iconic. Um Lane chooses Brooklyn because it's like prom king and queen in Trump's America. Vivek chooses Farah because racial profiling in Trump's America, yeah. And Spencer has to choose a taken girly. So he chooses Dea. Yeah. Which Godwin is, of course, peeved about. Uh, but he also wants to fuck Jade, so it's kind of like yeah, yeah. Also at this point, having seen Godwin in the trailer say that he was not a virgin, did you not this whole time think that that was a thing? Because I did.

SPEAKER_01 34:19

No, I it it honestly wasn't anything I was thinking about.

SPEAKER_00 34:22

The whole time I'm watching it being like, this guy's lying, and we're just gonna find it out soon. Yeah. Am I stupid?

SPEAKER_01 34:32

I mean, that would have definitely been more interesting than the storyline we got from totally, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:38

Cheated when it wasn't the case. Oh god. All right, where the fuck are we? Oh, it's the salsa dance date. Brooklyn loves Lane and like girl, same. Uh Farah goes full Daria on this date. She's like, I'm not fucking doing your salsa dance. She's having uh Michael and Rachel get a visit to the Love Shack. So, Love Shack, was this supposed to be like the boom boom room?

SPEAKER_01 35:08

But for virgins, I think so. Um did not work. What a fail. Yeah, because they even did they even like you know put condoms everywhere. And what did they expect?

SPEAKER_00 35:23

And they had that night vision cam like ready to capture the moment. I truly think they thought people were gonna fuck on this show. But who's losing their virginity on camera besides all the people on that UK show?

SPEAKER_01 35:38

Yeah, that you need you need like a team of sex therapists and prostitutes to make that happen.

SPEAKER_00 35:50

It gets very awkward. Um, they go to bed fully clothed. I hated this.

SPEAKER_01 35:55

I was like, and then they I didn't understand what was happening.

SPEAKER_00 35:59

They were like, let's go to bed with all their clothes on, and then they cut like jump cuts of them just like over time doing nothing in bed. It was horrible to watch.

SPEAKER_01 36:09

Yeah, I didn't understand what they were trying to achieve in that scene.

SPEAKER_00 36:14

And then this is when they both realized, oh no, maybe we've made a terrible mistake. So I was like, no. Anyway, uh, Vivek and Farah are cute. Um he admits to wearing contacts. What a storyline.

SPEAKER_01 36:35

What a scandal.

SPEAKER_00 36:36

Whoa! She goes, he's smart and attractive, and I try not to objectify men, but I did notice a huge bulge. I'm like her. She's an icon. She's so good. Uh Lane, Lane is in the army. Hot. And also means he's done some good shit. Yeah, yeah. The reason he's been helpful.

SPEAKER_01 37:00

The reason he's been able to stay a merchant for so long is because he's having all those circle jerks.

SPEAKER_00 37:06

Oh, I just want to be a fly on the wall. Let me see. Brooklyn is wet as fuck for him. It's like so good to watch. Um, but her teeth are a lot, not gonna lie. Uh Daya and Spencer. Nothing there, nothing to see there, really. Yeah. And meanwhile, back at the pool, Godwin's already moved on to Jade. And I'm feeling for Thai at this point. Yeah, poor guy. Poor guy. Episode eight is called A Tight Spot. See what they did there, and it's one day before the final virgin sacrifice, and big finish. Brooklyn is in Tulane. Uh Rachel is in her feelings. Like, she's got these intimacy issues, she's got the vaginismus stuff going on. Her and Maddie have a cute little kicking in the hammock, even though I'm like, Maddie's still here? Like, fuck me. Poor thing. Jake and Sarah still have issues about the PDA thing. And fuck me, this is boring at this point. Will you not just like fast forward to them breaking up already? Yeah, it was boring and infuriating at the same time. And we get so many flashbacks to their awkward kiss, which I'm like, I don't want to relive this. Stop. Oh my god. Dea is like, I came here to meet my husband. Um, but now I see Godwin with Jade. Disgusting. And we get like Deia kind of like steps in the footsteps of Katya, right? She's she's ready for her reality TV moment. Oh no. I'm not mad about it.

SPEAKER_01 39:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 39:14

Ty, this was sad. Ty feels not very chosen, but he's actually quite mature about it for the people on this cast. Yeah. He's very just like, it's okay. He's like, I know that Jade is more physically into Godwin. I thought he was very like class act about this.

SPEAKER_01 39:33

Yeah, absolutely. He's too good for this show. 100%.

SPEAKER_00 39:38

Um yeah, I literally was like, I'll fucking look after you, Ty. Come hit me up.

SPEAKER_01 39:46

Slide into his DMs and see what happens.

SPEAKER_00 39:51

Oh my god. Dea has a cry. Uh Maddie calls Lane a panty dropper. This is trash watching Maddie kind of try with Lane and then he just like walks away from her. Yeah. Can't compete with Brooklyn. I don't know, but also like you've been humiliated enough on television, Maddie. Like, stop trying. I don't know. Yeah. I think there was like some ethical issues here. Production should have pulled her out.

SPEAKER_01 40:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:25

The hosts enter, and my boyfriend Colton tells a terrible penis joke. He's like, Can I tell you a penis a joke? I won't, because I don't want to come off Tukhaki.

SPEAKER_02 40:37

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 40:41

Everyone was like feigning laughter just to be polite.

SPEAKER_00 40:46

It's time, finally, time for the virgin roast. Did you love the roast?

SPEAKER_01 40:53

I expected it to be the most painful thing I've ever watched. Yeah. And was surprised that I actually laughed. Same.

SPEAKER_00 41:00

Oh, when they said they're doing a roast, I'm like, not with these people. Like, this is not drag race. You are not gonna get reads, you're gonna get fizzles. But yeah, there was actually some funny bits. Michael is like, here for it, because he's a funny man. Um Faha had the best lines tithe.

SPEAKER_01 41:21

Which one where she said um uh that Lane had the highest body count, and that's just from his timing.

SPEAKER_00 41:32

And they were all like, oh they were like pearl clutching at that, and I was like, shut up.

SPEAKER_01 41:39

But it's an amazing, amazing read. Um really good read. Because how many how many people do you think Lane has actually killed? I don't know. He can kill me if you like.

SPEAKER_00 41:50

Kill your pussy, kill my pussy. Michael calls Ty a mid-white guy, which was quite funny. Uh, there was there was actually some really good calls. I was into it. And just as the hosts are leaving, Rachel is like, wait, Caitlin, can I pull you for a chat about vaginismus? And they have a little vaginismus girl on girl moment where Caitlin is like, I have it too. And I actually thought this was nice.

SPEAKER_01 42:20

It was nice, but it felt strange because like if you look at a show like F Boy Island, yeah, where the host is really having a lot of interaction and involvement in the entire season. So if this interaction happened in that show, it would have felt a bit more natural. But where they're just coming in saying it's two days of the virgin sacrifice and walking out, and then all of a sudden they're having a heart to heart about vaginal problems, it's just like it wasn't dealt with properly.

SPEAKER_00 42:54

I agree. Like, yeah, and again, I think Caitlin seemed surprised that she was being asked about she was like, What?

SPEAKER_01 43:00

Oh yeah, because before that she was not present on the show, or maybe I was just looking at Colton's tits, but then listening to a podcast, it sounds like they did have a lot of interaction, we just weren't seeing anything. So I I feel this is a producer form.

SPEAKER_00 43:16

They were like, You've got vaginismus to get in there, have a chat, yeah, set it up for sure. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, at the roast as well, um, Deia went like a little bit hard on Godwin, and of course he didn't take it well. He was like, I wish you brought that to me privately. Like, shut up, mate. Um, so he's kind of like on one about that. Um my god, this m yeah. Maddie trying to get Lane's attention was so funny. She's like, I'm a marketing girly. I was like, Yes, you are, Maddie. Oh my god. Anyway, Lane uh And Brooklyn are in the hammock talking about how many kids they want. And it makes them so horny that they make out.

SPEAKER_01 44:07

Yeah. They're actually like out of everyone in the show, I think they're the only ones that actually kiss properly.

SPEAKER_00 44:13

They're the only ones that I think. Do you think they fucked on the show?

SPEAKER_01 44:16

I think he got a handjob. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 44:19

Yeah. Or a gummy show from Ms.

SPEAKER_01 44:25

Gums. Um, there's one scene in this show where he was wearing the tightest pants, and like there is a lot happening down there.

SPEAKER_00 44:35

Yep. And there was only one scene where he was showless, and there should have been more, can I just say? Missed the opportunities that were missed on this show. Yeah. Yeah.

unknown 44:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 44:50

Uh Deya tells Godwin that she knows she's the prize. So she doesn't need him to pick her. And I'm like, uh Ty is also in his feelings about his self-worth. Um, this is yeah, a sad fizzle. Um Dea gives Ty some really good advice. She's like, you deserve to be with someone that actually chooses you. And I was like, fuck yes, like thing, but then I wish she could have taken this for herself because she acts all cool, but then is still being a bit pathetic about not being picked. Like she she cops out. Like, don't you think?

SPEAKER_01 45:29

Yeah, well, not just a bit pathetic, she has like a full breakdown.

SPEAKER_00 45:33

Which is like, bitch, where was this I don't need a man energy then? Yeah, yeah, exactly. But yeah, he has a little cry. It was actually a nice scene. Ty's so beautiful, way too cool to be on the show. Episode nine is called The Virgin Betrayal. Godwin is still up to his own like shitty bullshit. There's still Boundary Gate at play. Jade gets a V card, and in the dumbest move of all time, she picks Godwin. Dea and Ty are both mad about it. They're in agreement. Um they feel like they had an agreement with Godwin and Jade, and this is when Dea just like, yeah, goes off, and she's like, you know, she's like, Godwin lacks wisdom, dignity, and self-respect. And I'm like, bitch, forget about this guy. Like last episode, you were telling us how you don't care about him.

SPEAKER_01 46:32

Was this the scene where she's having like the full breakdown? She's crying.

SPEAKER_00 46:36

Not yet, I don't think. This is when like they're on the date. Of course, they're on like a horse riding date. Everyone's like, You're gonna go horse riding. I'm like, why do we care about the horse riding? But I did love, yeah. I learned here that I'm like, wow, even virgins are shallow, if not more. Yeah. So yeah. Far continues to be amazing. She starts take play because placing bets on who Jade is gonna pick. She's like, there's team Jai and Team Jodwin.

SPEAKER_01 47:10

Right in front of Ty. Yeah. And he's just devastated.

SPEAKER_00 47:14

This is amazing. She's so good. Yeah. Way too cool to be there. Uh oh my god, on the date, like Godwin wrote like a Schmaltzy letter, which was horrible. Back at the villa, people are starting to turn on Dea. Like, I don't know, she's trying too hard for this camera time, and I think it's kind of getting on everyone's nerves. Maddie also gets a V card, which was cruel. Um, but even crueler, it's not for her, it's for Rachel. They did that to make her feel like the second pick, right? 100%. Because at this point, she's like this third wheel for Rachel and Michael.

SPEAKER_01 47:56

Yeah. Because I I thought the V cards worked kind of like the idols in Survivor, you know, like whoever finds them gets them.

SPEAKER_00 48:05

And then she found one, and it was like, tell Rachel that she gets to go on a date and that you're nothing. Love Colton. Like, whoa. Anyway, uh, Jade is like, uh, I don't know. I thought she knew with the Dea thing. Jade is confused, and I would be too. Like, I think Deo is mountain out of molehilling. This is when the confrontation kind of goes down. They fight about it. Why would you fight over Godwin, mate? Yeah, I mean, get it. So bad. Uh, we get a surprise date with Rachel Michael with the sexy glow paint. I thought Michael looked hot in this, I'm not gonna lie. A little nerdy bod.

SPEAKER_01 48:55

I'm into it. I I did like um their confessionals during the scene during that scene was after they'd been completely painted, and Rachel, he Michael had painted a moustache on her face, and it just made everything she said seem so ridiculous.

SPEAKER_00 49:16

So good. When they're making the show, they're like sexy paint scene tick. Yeah, it sacrificed time, and we were promised a twist. Uh Vivek says that he isn't sure what's up with him and Farah. And I'm like, same, mate, because we haven't seen anything. The hosts tell us that from now on there's no more newbies, and that this is the final virgin sacrifice, where Deia gets to give Godwin a good spray and self-sacrifices. She lives for the drama. But it yeah, I was like, okay, bye.

SPEAKER_01 49:59

Well, uh, earlier there was a scene where she's having like this full breakdown in the room, and Farha's just sitting next to her and does not give a fuck at all. She's fully like filling her heart out of Farha's just sitting there, and then Dea realizes and just walks off.

SPEAKER_00 50:21

Godwin apologizes sincerely and has a little cry, and I was like, shut up. Next is Lane and Brooklyn, prom King and Queen. Of course, they're solid. Sarah is next. She's like, Jake, what the fuck, mate? Like, pull your socks up with this boundary shit, but she's still keen. I don't know. I feel like she was motivated by like getting the full fee for being in every episode or something.

SPEAKER_01 50:51

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. She just wanted a couple of extra days in Costa Rica.

SPEAKER_00 50:55

Like, yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 50:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 50:59

Maddie picks no one and leaves, and I'm like, fucking finally. Put her out of her misery. I wish her well, yeah. But um, it's kind of all that drama is taken up by Deus Exit. Far is next. I love Farrah's exit. She doesn't even get up, she's just like, no, I'm gonna, she stays seated. She's like, yeah, I'm good.

SPEAKER_01 51:24

Was it was it the confessional in this scene where she says she hates everyone on the show?

SPEAKER_00 51:35

Icon. Yeah. Legend. Uh, and then we end on the cliffhanger of who Jade's gonna choose. So it's like, is it gonna be goblin? Is it gonna be Thai? Episode 10 is the big finish, and she chooses. No one. No one. She says, if I could have your rig and your brain, but not your hideous, ugly body tie, and not your stupid, dumb brain goblin. I'd have the perfect man, and I'd run off into the sunset with him, and I was like, You this is horrible. Shallow be. I don't know. Like, I totally get it, it's just the way it was kind of communicated, felt weird, you know? 100%. I don't know. But Godwin not winning made me happy, and just Ty got the best edit. Like, he is such a fucking stand-up bloke. So well done, Ty. Yeah, he can come back in season two. Also, Spencer is still here, apparently, but bye. Yeah, Faro on her way out, she gives us another iconic line. She's like, I'm banging the first person I see at the airport when I get home because I don't want to be a part of the virgin club anymore with these fucking losers.

SPEAKER_01 52:57

Oh, I love her.

SPEAKER_00 52:58

And we get this Billie Eilish music when they all leave, and I was like, Yeah, what? Oh god, Billie Eilish would be so disappointed knowing that her music had been used for this scene, I reckon.

SPEAKER_01 53:12

Yeah, whoever on her team allowed that licensing to happen probably got fired.

SPEAKER_00 53:17

So now we've just got the three couples, and they all move in together, uh, which is cute. So Michael and Rachel have some fears to confront. Jake and Sarah are just a fucking train wreck, and we're in for some more sleeping on the couch boundary drama. Uh, and then there's a prom king and queen who are yeah, given handy. So we get a bit of duna dancing, which was cute. But yeah, but they it's like they had two nights, they really wanted them to fucking though. Yeah, anyway, but didn't happen. No, we get this awkward like panic attack moment from Rachel or whatever it was like during filming. I didn't like this.

SPEAKER_01 54:03

In in terms of you don't think they should have put it on the show or yeah, I I don't you think like I don't know, I don't think it was integral to the story, and it felt I don't know. Yeah, and especially the way they framed it, where Michael's gone off to do his confessional and he's acting all happy as Larry and talking about this stuff, and then they're intercutting it with her breakdowns. It was very unusual because we like these kind of shows very rarely show you the production side of things. We actually saw like a producer come into the room, take him away. It was a very strange choice.

SPEAKER_00 54:41

Because I guess they had to, because otherwise it was just like, why was he not there? Yeah, uh, yeah, awkward. She's just overwhelmed by the whole experience. This to me just highlights that it wasn't a good production and that people didn't have fun. Um, which why would you want to put that on your show? You want us as the viewers to like be having fun, and I don't know, it just felt weird. Anyway, I'm glad they were able to push through. The sexiest thing of the season is her rubbing eczema cream onto his chest.

SPEAKER_01 55:15

We had a whole Project Runway episode about Eczema. And now this, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 55:20

I'm living for Project Runway this season, by the way. It's so good.

SPEAKER_01 55:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 55:25

Uh yeah, we get Lane with a cushion over his dick so that Brooklyn can't grab it. I was like, move that thing. Uh but yeah, these two are Trump's America, aren't they?

SPEAKER_01 55:37

Yeah, yeah. The Aryan master race.

SPEAKER_00 55:43

All the couples go to bed, but alas, no fucking. Uh then we get the most budget meet the family ever on Zoom.

SPEAKER_01 55:52

Yeah. We they're not paying for no air for airfares to Costa Rica.

SPEAKER_00 55:58

No man. But we are introduced to the most cursed character of the show, which is Sarah's mum. You know what?

SPEAKER_01 56:06

I actually like Sarah's mum. Oh, because she she she clocked, she clocked Jake for the cunt tears.

SPEAKER_00 56:14

Oh, she literally was just like, What are you doing with a white man? Let's be honest. That's what happened. She was uh when she said, Do you know how to fight? I was like, Oh, uh does he look like he knows how to fight? No good. She's like, she goes, if things pop off, I'm gonna need to know that you're gonna know how to handle business. This guy does not know. Um, we get a few, like, oh, who else is who's it? Brooklyn's mom and dad were there. Brooklyn's mom and dad were on separate calls.

SPEAKER_01 56:49

Yeah, I was yeah, something was happening there, but they were like trying to be bad.

SPEAKER_00 56:57

I don't know, there was a lot of whatever. Someone had hot relatives. Who was it? Oh, Jake's brother Zach was hot, and Michael's mate was really hot. Yeah, the nerdy guy. Yeah. And Rachel's friend Renee was ready to play doll. She was a fun time girl. Yeah. She got the the heat out of it. Anyway. After that, we get the finale where we get more titty from Colton. Colton's final titty moment, where he kind of gives them some advice. When he says to Lane, he's like, Yeah, you know, you just gotta get in there. Lane goes to Colton, yes, sir. And I wasn't you crammed yourself, dang.

SPEAKER_01 57:49

You were just like that guy that far hard nose that couldn't come from making out. That's who Lane is. He's active duty. Ah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 58:00

Yep. Brooklyn looks like such a slutty virgin Barbie in her pink finale gown. He gets down on one knee, and it's our first success story of the season.

SPEAKER_01 58:16

Proposes, can you will you be my girlfriend?

SPEAKER_00 58:19

And gives her a promise ring. Will you come to the MAGA rally with me? She's like, of course. She whips out an assault rifle of monster. They hop on a monster truck and drive off into the distance. I can tell I've been watching Hunting Wives. Um, who the fuck is next? Sarah and Jake. Yeah, nah. So it was a sandwich, wasn't it? We got the goodies in the outside, and it was a shit sandwich. Yeah. So we had Jake and Sarah. And Sarah's like, look, my mum said, nah. Yeah. Not this white man. And yeah, not looking for Jake. And she says, Soz.

SPEAKER_01 59:08

She calls him out. She's like, uh, you're I think your behavior was controlling. Which, like, pop off. How good's that?

SPEAKER_00 59:17

She was good.

SPEAKER_01 59:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 59:19

I'm just mad that that was her first sort of romantic experience in general. And I think you need to tell your mum to decide chill a bit and maybe like, yeah, go move somewhere else or something. I don't know. She needs to spread it. Yes. But I think she will, Sarah.

SPEAKER_01 59:35

Sarah actually, I think it seems like a cool person. And I think if she was paired with a non-fucking psychopath, she would have actually had a really good time on this show.

SPEAKER_00 59:45

So and then I was nervous for Michael and Rachel. Obviously, they were going to be our final pairing because it was like we're invested in them. And thank fuck it works out. I was super stoked. And all the happy couples raised their glasses.

unknown 1:00:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:04

So you ready? I'm ready. Tell me all the tea.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:09

So who's fucking? So the day after, uh, so all the wedding couples were uh given an extra two days on in Costa Rica to spend with each other. They were given the option of separate rooms, but they could choose to stay with each other if they wanted.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:31

Uh Michael and Rachel decide to share a room. And on the second day, Michael says to Rachel, I've got something to tell you. I am not a virgin. This is just a bit that I do.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:51

Because he was trying to do comedy, get his comedy shit on TV.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:54

And he was also on another Netflix reality show. Shut the fuck up. Where he was also pretending to be a virgin on that one. So this is the second reality show where he's pretended to be a virgin. He admitted that the moment that you really loved in the boat, he had scripted that before he had gotten on the show and had planned to do that with anyone that he had gotten with.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:25

Wow. You are rocking my world, Paul Mitzi.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:30

And then I mean at least he admitted this to her. He did because apparently he felt really guilty about it, and he actually like was falling for her. So it was kind of one of these situations where he was caught in this lie and he didn't want to crush her, so he just kept it going.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:48

And she's put this out there.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:50

Yeah, so she appeared on the podcast of the host. And so uh called the pensionists, yeah. Yeah. So uh she actually tried to make it work still after this. She was willing to forgive him, and they decided to try long distance. And then no. And then uh, so she's still a virgin. Um yeah, and then like a week or so into the long distance, he said that he had spoken to his grandmother and has decided that he can't make long distance work.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:34

Do you think he made up the dead part the dead family member thing? Like Johnny Fairplay style. I didn't know. They didn't say anything about that. I reckon he could have. Yeah. But um because he wanted to make it like a story. Uh yeah, well. If he's calculated enough to script bits, yeah. But the producer's not pissed.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:58

Um played them. Yeah, or they know I I think they found out when Rachel found out.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:06

So that's all kicking off online, is it?

SPEAKER_01 1:03:12

Everyone's wow, yeah. So yeah, the uh the other bit of tea that I alluded to earlier. So this is a comment that somebody made on the Reddit. Um so somebody wrote, My college boyfriend is on this show, surprises me, he is still a virgin, definitely sexually assaulted me, and then the next day told me I needed to tell my bishop and repent. I went to my bishop and he told me I couldn't take the sacrament for three weeks. He he went to the bishop to repent as well, and his consequence was not as horrific as mine. I told my bishop I wouldn't be doing that, and never went to a bishop again for any sexual sins I committed. Who was that in regards to? She doesn't say, but I have my suspicions, Jake. Well, for legal reasons, I'm not gonna say anything.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:21

Well, I don't know, it's all this is pure all purely speculative. But yeah, I'm just reading something that someone's alleged alleged on Reddit, and we're just talking about it. Yeah. But wow, yeah. Seeing the show I said is because he was particularly like talked about being religious a lot, but so did a lot of them.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:46

So but also he alluded to this past that he felt guilty about on the show quite a bit.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:54

There you go, which was the storyline. So they go, hmm, wow, what to think about there. That gives me not much hope that they will make the show again.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:03

Well, on the podcast, the host was very hopeful about a season two. She was like, everybody's loving the show. Surely they're gonna do a season.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:14

Are they? I don't know, Caitlin. I mean, we loved it enough to talk about it, but like it was there was rough stuff.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:26

And I don't know anyone else that has watched this show, to be honest. I'll be very interested uh to once these episodes are out to see if we get any feedback from people who've watched it because yeah, it's wild. Alright, who would you uh fuck marry and kill? Uh we'll kill Jake. Um fuck uh lane. Lane, yeah. Um Marry. Marry is a hard one. One. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:01

It would have been Michael until you just dropped that bomb shot.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:03

Yeah, it was Michael the whole way through until I heard that story. So I guess it would have to be Ty.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:11

Yeah, that's nice. Yeah. Mine's gonna be the same first two. And then actually, maybe kill um Noah. Or Godman. There's too many I want to kill. Yeah. Um, definitely fucking Lane. I'd chuck Vivek in there. I thought he was very handsome. And I'm gonna marry Colton because those tits were the breakout star of the show for me.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:39

You're not old enough for him, though.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:47

So, like how old is daddy? I need to see photos of the daddy. Hang on.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:51

The daddy's in his 50s. Um, I think. Uh, but it was like his first long-term male boyfriend after he came out.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:02

Yeah, okay. It's like a real plastic surgery situation. Jordan C. Brown. Oh, they got married in 2023. Yeah. Yeah, Colton is. Colton's hot, but he's also he's very plastic. Yeah, that I look, if they're open to a third, um down.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:23

Which I'm sure they are.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:27

Oh my god, what a fucking show. Um, I'm definitely gonna touch down for research purposes on this other virgin show you've mentioned because I'm yeah, Virgin Island now. Yeah, and who knows, maybe we'll talk about that next time.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:42

Yeah, nah, keen for it.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:45

Well, Paul, great to see you. You too. Thanks for the tea and for always being a fabulous guest on the pod. And I'll see you soon.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:54

See you soon. Thanks. Bye. Bye.