The Valley of the Decks (w/ Curtis Hatton)

RED FLAG Summer is here! The ‘off season’ continues with more silly pop culture round ups, and this week Sam and Curtis catch up on new music, Glastonbury, horror movies, The Valley, Below Deck and Vanderpump Villa. The dolls pile on the Jax and Brittany bandwagon and assess the second half of the Vanderpump Villa second season. Oh, and we check in on Captain Jason's Kimono range.

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Transcript

Intro

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This podcast was produced on the land of the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin Nation.

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Welcome to Australia, ugly hunting!

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Someone who is such a connoisseur of reality television. The content is hideous.

It's 2010 and Ke$ha's Period is It

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Don't miss something at all. How good? I'm obsessed with it.

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What? So good. So good.

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It's 2010 once again.

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With today's hyper fast tempo, and I'm into it. I'm so into it.

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We're so back.

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She never left.

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Kesha is Kesha just motherquaked. Like, I think I think I wheeled this into existence. I'm always here each week saying when 2010 is ready to come back, I'm waiting. And here we are. Cheers.

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Happy um.

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Yeah, Cash is back. A lot of good music dropped today. Yeah. All the new Lizzo.

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Yeah, I haven't gotten to that. It's cute. Yeah. Is it cute?

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It's sassy. She's hitting back. She's really like she's in a place of I'm not reading the comment section, which wasn't a bit her brand. I thought her brand was to absolutely read the comment section and like many times like threaten to quit music as a result of the comment section.

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Isn't that her? That's okay, fair, but uh I do love this leaning in, like the look where she wore the Ozampic. Um is the little nod to The South Park episode. The South Park episode, which was so good.

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Incredible. We stand a self-aware Queen.

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We love this, yeah.

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But yeah, no, there's some good little tracks on that. What else came out today?

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Well, it's I don't know if it's the vibe for everybody, but um I've been dying for this uh Katama or Ketama, however you say it, and Fred again collab which dropped today.

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I so I went for a run this morning and I put on the like Friday release radar playlist, and that came on. I'm not gonna lie. So I skipped it. Oh no well, the start, I don't is does it does it go okay, because at the first 15 seconds I was like, nah. Or maybe it just wasn't the vibe for a run.

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Definitely not a vibe for a run. It's it doesn't go anywhere, it never like picks up. It is just like a sad moment.

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More the vibe for like a cry at home, alone.

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Yeah, well, I'm gonna just strip the acapella out and throw some drums on it. That's what I want to do. Do it.

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Yeah, it could it needs a little bopification.

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I think so. I think so.

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But other than that, what else has been just red red flag, baby? Red flag summer. Here we go. Red flag summer. Is it an album? Let me look. Casha. New album. Other music. It's called Period. Yeah, it's an album. It's called That is that is such a good name for an album. Love it. And look, here's the cover. It's got like a dot, like a period, like a dot on her uh a gape mouth. Because did you love Joyride? That's a little Baparama. So that's on there. How do we know this is her mouth?

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That's what I want to know.

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It might not be. It's like have you seen the Lorde album cover? It's a picture of a person. Very good. It's art. It is art. It's album cover. Have you gotten into that one?

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Yeah, yeah. Look, I haven't given it enough time, but I've got it saved one of those players that's like, I'm gonna come back to this.

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I think I gave it enough time. And because I feel

Which Lorde Gay Are You?

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like with Lord and the gaze, it's like you're a you choose your era of Lord that you stand by. So you so you've got you know your pure heroine gaze. I think that might be me green.

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Yeah, no, yeah, same. Okay, cool. And you know, then the rest of them. I like this one a lot more than the last.

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I'm yet to meet a solar power gay, but I'm sure there's one out there. Hear me up.

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Yeah, I want to I wanna talk to it.

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The new album. Like uh, what was that? Stunning, great song, love it.

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Uh it's great.

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Lump her just like running around New York City like a little slut.

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Which bless, bless. But this one definitely feels a bit more like introspective.

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Yeah, I think it's the reason I'm struggling is I think it it's like make up your mind are these ballads or bops? Yeah, they're kind of both, hey. Yeah, but not not enough of either for me to like enough. Now that's the thing. Well that's that's the problem. How how can you compete with Ms. Ray?

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Uh with that writing team, I don't think you can. Yeah, true. It's true.

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It's like coming it's rocking up to a what is it? A gun fight with a knife or it's like with a paperclip. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I do love the strip back, it's like we're back to basics with Lorde.

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Yeah. Yeah. And then she performed it at Glastonbury back to back, start to finish.

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The whole thing in order.

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Well, that's what I heard. I wasn't there.

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Unfortunately. Yeah, the did you watch much Glasto?

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I saw a couple little things. Uh I think for me the standout was Dochi.

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Of course. Did she do the whole Tom Brown thing again, or was it something else?

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I don't know from I didn't get to see all of it. I got saw clips and stuff, but uh the looks. Hot she's like a fashion icon. Absolutely. Absolutely. Um, and yeah, just like the performing, just really serving, really giving. And I'm gonna see her in December, and I'm really excited about it. Is she coming? Yeah.

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Oh fuck.

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It's not another thing I have to try and scrounge tickets to. Uh, because I saw who else was there?

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I think it was everybody that exists. How it always works. It was ridiculous. Over mono, I died what I saw. Um, but yeah, everybody.

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Yeah, I saw Amy Taylor shaking, shaking a bikini.

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Can how how political can we get on the I don't care?

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Oh, yeah, because of all of the Palestinian flags Bob villain stuff. I saw a funny post someone did. It was like so more social media posts about that than actually what's going on in the Middle East, and I was like, welcome to the world.

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Yeah, uh, I saw one from Batuda Advocate, which was something about how the media realizing that maybe they're slightly out of touch because they were really confused why there were so many flags.

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Oh, what do you do? It it's that old thing of like, yeah, you go to these things in person and then you read about them, and yeah, the media take on stuff is always like I mean five people were at the protest and they were all violent, and I'm saying, okay.

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The media have an incredible way of spinning everything. Yeah. I I want to employ these people to do a write-up for me. The people that do the media, give me a rebrand the way that they do.

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Yeah, I would love the d the level Freed art not now. Darling, Daddy's in the middle of something. She's got something to say. She look at this tiny woman. Speaking of protesting, I'm so sorry, honey. Have we not fed you? Have you never been fed? She's looking at me like she wants to cut me.

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Yeah, she is.

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There is no fear greater than never fed her at all.

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No, we should be. Because that's what she's looking like.

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That's how she looks so skinny and gosh. She looks snatched. She does look snatched. No, I yeah, I didn't follow much much glass over, but you're right. Everyone was there.

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Everybody looked fun. Yeah. Although I will say, as fun as it looks, I'm very happy to watch the recordings from my couch.

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Was Kesha there? Did she do a period a period drop?

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Because if not, I'm not interested. Truly.

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I mean, I know what I yeah.

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Fair.

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Because she was here what? I was open at the start of the year. Was she Janet? Yeah, but this album wasn't out, so now that this is out, I do want to go and see Ms.

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Cashua.

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I mean, will you come with me?

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Of course I will. Absolutely I will. Uh oh, the other one that is coming to town who's also playing its felt milk with Dochi.

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Uh Rebecca Black. Oh, okay. Yeah. I feel like she's always here. She never looks like it. And every time it's like, What's Rebecca Black doing now? And I'm like, nothing. She has one song which And then there was the re and she's been it's incredible rebrand.

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We've got to give her. Oh, she looks snatched. And also I'm all I'm into the music, I'm gonna say it. The new stuff. Yeah, the new stuff. I like the not so much Friday.

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The Friday redo or whatever she did. It's called like Saturday.

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I think it actually is called It's Go. It's fine. And then the protest from this one.

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Frida ref Frida is purposely ruining the podcast.

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I think. Have you had her on before? Has she She's on every week?

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She's speaking her mind right now. Frida, darling. We'll have some we'll have some snacks later. Daddy's talking about television. Oh, we have much to discuss. Have you been the

Bringing Her Back

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we're in a we're in a horror movie moment?

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Oh yes. Yes, yes, yes. I can say so much.

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Did you finally bring her back? Please don't. Oh uh you brought her back?

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I I don't want to spoil anything, um, but so I won't. But I guess I saw it. Yes!

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Oh let's spoil it. If you haven't watched it, okay. Spoilers in time. Turn it off now or go see it.

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Oh, definitely go see it. Um I hadn't seen uh his work before.

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I'd heard it's two of them. They're twelve twins. The Philippoo twins. Yeah. They're good Greek boys from Adelaide making horror movies after being very well. And they got but can you believe they're not like proper that's not the right word, but they're just like YouTubers that were like, yeah, we can make a film. What? Yeah, it's so good.

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Outrageous. It looks and sounds fantastic.

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Everyone can we talk about the soundtrack?

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The sound actually that's the one gripe I had. What?

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You didn't like Shannon Knoll's What About Me and The Veronica's Untouched? No, I didn't. I I'll stop you right there. I thought that was one of my favourite parts of the film.

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This is a hot take, and I know because you are not the first person I've disagreed with. I like the idea and everything like that. Maybe it's just a personal taste thing, but for me, when those songs came on, and I knew it was kind of kitsch and kind of fun, but it took me out of it.

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Oh no, it it for me it put me more in it because it's like anchors it in the time. Because I feel like it wasn't set like right now. I feel like it was set like maybe like ten years ago or something. I don't I don't know that for sure. It could be though. Just the style of it, or I mean it is South Australia, so well they are ten years behind.

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Yeah, this is true. But it did they just got broadband.

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Exactly. So maybe they've only just received Shannon Knoll's. What about me? It's like it's charting right now. But no, that and also just like the style of her house, which was like her house was kind of chic, but kind of hideous.

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Oh, it's it's trash chic, which is true for a lot of houses in Australia, we've got to say.

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Especially when you're hoarding a cookie. When you're hoarding like repossessed bodies of young children in the house. She's a collector. That are trying to like eat the eat the cat. She is a collector.

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Yeah, I feel like she's the kind of person that knows her way around a knick-knack.

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She loves a brick-abrac situation. Trinkets, obrage kids. She but she sees a brick-abrac store. Oh. Like an op shop, and she can't cannot help herself.

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No, and then she'll tell you over coffee for like 20 minutes about some teaspoons she found in like, I don't know, Ballarat or something. Oh, she's got teaspoons. Oh my god. She'll have a little cabinet of them with all of like the different flags or something.

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Have you ever met like a royalist? They love a teaspoon. There's this one gay I know that is like a royalist gay, which I'm like, let's not do that. But then bless her, but loves the teaspoons. And then apparently one of them. Do you have the plates? Uh probably. I think the teaspoons, at least they take up like less space than a plate. That's true. Depending on how you're presenting.

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It's a fine line between crockery and cutlery collecting now.

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I feel like it's a little but he says one of them was like stolen from inside the compound. Like the palace, sorry, whatever it's called. Oh. Yeah. From col like colony HQ.

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I mean, that's a pretty good claim to fame. I'd I'd collect that. I collect stolen shit.

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But I'm like, how do you Yeah, well I'm like, how do you know though? Someone sold you a spoon on Marketplace, mate, and they took you for a ride.

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Is it belongs in this lady's house? That is for damn sure. She would have a she'd have a funny shit.

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She was incre every performance in this movie was incredible. Stunning, yeah. Like, especially those kids. The kids were incredible I mean you always give it to kid actors when they're good because sometimes they're not.

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But they had tough roles too to play. I feel like they really I mean some dark shit going on. Oh, okay. Can we talk shock value moments?

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Yep.

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The in the cinema, the audible sounds of the audience was one of my highlights.

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When the boy gets run over by the car?

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No.

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That was when I I gay gasped very loud at that moment, and then I turned to Adam and I was like, no. Oh, I was like, I was like, I was like mum in the cinema being like, oh no, they did, they didn't kill him off. And then I was like really upset about it.

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I cried. Did you? I cried in the movie. I didn't want him to die. I didn't want a lot of those things to happen. I did traumatized up to that.

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Horrible. But then he was a little plane in the sky.

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Yeah, that's when I cried. Yeah, that got me good. Pretty hard. I didn't expect to get so invested emotionally in a horror film. All I knew was going to be spooky. That's all I knew, walking in. Which was a great way to go.

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No. Bitch, that's what you're doing this weekend.

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Absolutely.

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Once I recover from this film. I think I think bringing her back is better. Yeah. But I think they're both fabulous films, and I'm just so glad to see South Australians making incredible horror films. I just can't believe how good it was.

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So good. But no, I'm talking about little boy is hungry.

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Oh.

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He's just a hungry little Ollie. No. Yeah, I think Oliver Ollie. Yeah, he's just hungry.

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Disturbing creature. That boy, the boy, yeah.

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I've been there. I've been I've been hungry. I just want to munch on one of the hungry. Yeah, that sound design was exceptional.

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The sound was chilling. The the audience just like a way that like because the audience reaction to like the substance, like the last act of the substance where you that was like you start being horrified and then it turns to laughter. Yeah. This was just like prolonged, awkward. Yeah. No one looking at the screen.

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Yes, there was a lot of uh hiding going on.

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And then for it to only then because that's kind of the turning point in the film where like after Old Mate tries to eat the knife, which was so good.

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I mean it was horrible, but like they committed to that shot, they cut away, and then they cut back again, which I I good on a milk that scene and it's all downhill from there, truly, and you know what's gonna happen because he's gotta pull that knife back, and it's just this oh brilliant film, loved it. Yeah, if you haven't, even though we've got um I also just watched the Hugh Grant

Heretic Debate

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one, which was sorry, I was like Hugh Grant in a horror, uh Heretic.

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Heretic, yeah. I don't know if it's Horror. Can we so I I'm just gonna say I fucking hated this film. Ah okay, good.

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I'm glad.

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You you too?

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I didn't hate it. I I'm angry. I was like, I loved it, and then I hated it, and then I loved it, and then I hated it. And that that took me on this ride that I didn't enjoy.

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It so a few things. Firstly, I hate when films have exceptional trailers only to then disappoint. That this is an example. Why have I got a genre of cinema for you? Horror. Horror. Well, yeah. I mean, let's I mean, we'll get into Ms. Megan in a second. Oh yes, right. Fucking hell. Disappointment of the year. But this one, like, to me, trailer was fantastic, but also yeah. Yeah, American filmmakers, when they deal with these topics, like, what is the meaning of life? And like, blah blah blah. They just take it to this place of like oh fuck off.

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You didn't you didn't buy the I didn't buy it.

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Like, I love his like, oh let me blow your mind. Monopoly wasn't actually Monopoly. At first, it was called House Game, and it was invented like cool, like fun fact, and oh, they sampled creep in the that song, and I'm like, yeah, no shit. It's called like people not being original and like play it's called plagiarism, darling. It's been happening forever, and it you haven't blown my mind. And I because I guess I think I know what you're talking about. I was raised an atheist, so this film was never gonna work on me.

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I think I I I know what you're talking about. It's this like dressing up something simple as really complicated and smart. And I'm that annoys me too.

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Yes, but also I think it's they're banking on the audience having tiny, like conservative religious brains that are gonna be like shocked by learning all this new information. I'm just like, no.

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Yeah, I don't think I learned anything new watching the film.

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But they tried so hard to be like scandalous and groundbreaking. Yeah. It was annoying. Like it actually annoyed me.

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Well, while we're let's let's air our grievances. While we're grand. Oh, fabulous. This new era, like this new era of Hugh Grand is the best era of Hugh Grand. Yeah. From the gentleman onwards.

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I wanted him to get a bit kinky in there in the basement of this film. Yeah. I was like, come on. Freak. Well, I was kind of hoping it was gonna go somewhere.

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It always felt like it was going to, but then it never did. Yeah. Um Did you like him and The Gentleman though? Surely that's like I say that. It's his best role ever, and he does play a bit of a creep.

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Okay.

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He's and he's beyond the queer persuasion.

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Oh yeah, of course. Always.

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He sells it well. Give it a watch.

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I've always seen Hugh as a bit of a you know P Diddy type, like a uh How many buttons of Ludwig? Did the adjacent yeah, exactly, like you know, he just wants to fuck. He does seem not fast on who with.

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Allegedly.

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Yeah, a lot of stuttering. Did you see the Diddy trial news today? Today? Yesterday, yeah.

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About the acquitting Yeah.

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Wow.

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Just like all of these cinema movies, except for Heretic or whatever. Uh shockers.

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Yeah. It's no surprise to me that the world continues to hate women. Like, truly. Yeah. And not just women, like, and you know, sex workers or anyone that claims to be a victim of sexual assault. It's just like, yeah, but maybe you are just being a slut.

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Yeah. It's like not.

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Not the point, but sure.

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And then on the opposite end of the side too, they're also, if you are a person of influence or power, yeah, it's OJ all over again.

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It's so OJ coded. Absolutely. Yeah.

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Where's the glove?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Fuck that guy.

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Oh, well, now I'm sad after talking about all these disappointing. Oh, you didn't even Megan.

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So, no, no, before Megan, let's do it, let's do a not disappointing one. Okay. 28

28 Years Later

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years later.

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Oh, don't tell me. I hate it.

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Except that this doesn't spoil anything. Is this about the dick? Yes, there's some there's some big there's some big old dicks swinging around in this film, which is just great. We love to see it. Dawn of the dick. It's dawn of the dick, basically. So we thought there's some great Highlands accents. It's really and it it's a very aesthetically pleasing film in a strange way.

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Is it that so? And you're gonna love it.

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Like Danny Boylan. Yeah.

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Well I was gonna say, is it the same colour grading trope of like it's all pretty much blue and white? Is that kind of the vibe? Or is it all the colour?

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It's cray cray with the colour.

unknown 23:21

Ooh!

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In a way that I'm like midsummer. Yeah, kinda. It's got its unique style. I feel like it's trying to emulate like if you'd if the world stopped in whenever the kind of early 2000s or something.

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When it should have.

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Yeah, like I think it's going with like, well, that's let's make the movie kind of look and feel like that time. Because it starts and you're like, these kids are watching Telly Tubbies, and the screen is kind of distorted, and the colours are all really like saturated in a way that we don't do in film anymore. Oh, I'm interested and it's lots of quick cuts. It's so it's a Jorge video.

unknown 24:05

Yeah.

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Although I'm you're gonna love it.

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Yeah, because you've loved the other two, right?

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Yeah, but I haven't seen them in um 28 years later, pretty much.

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I haven't seen them in 28.

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I heard they're they're making another one.

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Like it's yeah, yeah, yeah. It it ends in a way that you're like, okay, well, it's got a part one. I'm surprised it wasn't called 28 years later part one, but that doesn't have a ring to there's too many numbers in that.

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Yeah, yeah, it's not as catchy. Well, that is good news. I am really excited to see that.

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I would go see it in a cinema as well.

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One of the, yeah.

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Yeah. Okay.

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Yeah.

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That

Megan 2.No

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checks out. Megan, did you? No. Don't no, okay. And can I say, like, I was looking forward to this. Yeah. So was I. So much. Well, we watched the first one, and that was so good. It was like the first one was like a cultural moment. Oh. Because it was so unexpected. Yeah. Well, yeah. When that bitch started to sing in that first film, I was like, this is iconography.

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I was. I mean, I haven't seen the new one, but from what the watching the last one, I was really hoping they'd hammered up, get a bit campier, get a bit silly. Because it is, it's let's be real. Come on, people. It's Chucky. That's what we're doing.

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It's sassy Chucky. It's cunty chucky. She's such a cunt. So in the second one, she does throw some great cunty shade. Okay. And she serves some serious lurks, which we love. Okay.

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I'm still watching it now.

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Yeah, go see it. Because it like it was a fun hate watch. I just wish someone prepared me that it is a completely different genre now. Because that was not a horror movie. It was it's like an action adventure. It's like Mission Impossible meets like I don't know, spy kids.

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Oh, that is very disappointing.

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Yeah, it's like, let's save the world. And I'm like, no, bitch. No, no, no, no, no.

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I was hoping it'd be uh Megan 2, the revenge.

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I wanted I wanted Megan 2 to be set in like a high school. And she do you know what I mean? And like she goes to school with the girl. And so the mean girls bully her. Yeah, and then she starts killing all of the main girls. Like that, that's what I want.

SPEAKER_04 26:36

Or even just that actually would be incredible.

SPEAKER_03 26:40

Her doing anything but saving the world would have been better.

SPEAKER_04 26:43

I don't want to root for her to be a hero.

SPEAKER_03 26:47

I mean, it's not that simple, but it's there's so much exposition in this film. They're constantly explaining to you what is happening, and you're like, we get it, AI, cool, like topical weapons. We get it wrong. And then it gets to a certain point where you're just like, oh, okay, this is Mission Impossible now. Damn. And there's like there's like things they need to get, you know, in Mission Impossible, it's always like we have to get the super key to stop the super weapon. It's very that. It's like if we don't get the super key in time, the world will soon. Yeah, but it's still look, I still enjoyed it, but it is not, it is not even in the same universe as the first film.

SPEAKER_04 27:38

Okay, well, consider my enthusiasm well and truly curbed.

SPEAKER_03 27:42

Don't wait till it comes out on streaming. Like it's not a cinema required thing. She does sing, but very briefly. And I won't tell you what's going on. Yeah, but it was good it was a good song choice.

SPEAKER_04 27:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 27:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 27:58

Alright. Um, when you saw Bring Her Back in the Cinema, did you have people walk out?

SPEAKER_03 28:04

Yes. And we saw a preview with myth crowd, so the film festival crowd. So of course people were gonna walk out because it's like, you know, old conservative people that just go to whatever is on. Did you have some walk out?

SPEAKER_04 28:21

Oh, we had so many.

SPEAKER_03 28:22

Really? Which bit?

SPEAKER_04 28:23

It was throughout. And you know how the the vibe kind of like gets a little more suspenseful and you just you take a brig sigh of relief after it.

SPEAKER_03 28:32

How could you not stick around to the end? The whole time I'm Did you did you also find yourself near the end being like, alright, well, you've killed off you know, some of the main characters and shit now? Let's let's bring her back, baby. Let's do this. I was like yeah. I fully like was on her side by the end. I was like, well, you've done all this, so we might as well bring another fuck back.

SPEAKER_04 28:55

Wow. Did you not go? I can't say I was ever rooting for the mum.

SPEAKER_03 29:00

I was rooting for her just at the end when I was like.

SPEAKER_04 29:03

I was rooting for Ollie. I wanted him to go mental and eat everyone. That's what I wanted to see. Poor hungry boy. He was just hungry. He was. Sorry, the reason I asked is because I wanted to know if you had people walk out of Megan for the other reason of it just being no one walked out of Megan.

SPEAKER_03 29:19

We did we did see Megan in a very small cinema.

SPEAKER_04 29:22

Um is it our favourite one?

SPEAKER_03 29:24

Yeah, yeah, and but the but it just came out and it went straight to the tiny room, and I was like, oh, that's not a good sign. You know, when it's not in the big one, and you're like, uh but there was a very loud woman that normally I would be like, shut the fuck up. But she actually had some great things to say.

SPEAKER_04 29:45

Oh, she she commentary.

SPEAKER_03 29:47

She was commentating.

SPEAKER_04 29:49

Oh no, no, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03 29:52

It was giving like zone two comps to the city to see me again, and I was kind of here for it.

SPEAKER_04 30:01

Okay, what did she say?

SPEAKER_03 30:02

Oh, remember, but she was she was titillated, she was having she was having a great time.

SPEAKER_04 30:07

Oh, strew! Is she doing any of those?

SPEAKER_03 30:10

I mean, she wasn't zone twelve, but she wasn't strew thing, she was just delighted by everything.

SPEAKER_04 30:22

That's kind of cute. The world's a wonderland.

SPEAKER_03 30:25

I know. Uh you are not watching Below Deck

Below Deck Season 12

SPEAKER_03 30:30

season twelve. Not yet.

SPEAKER_04 30:32

Not yet. I will, I will.

SPEAKER_03 30:35

Captain Carey joins us again. Oh, yeah. I love this man. Like, because Captain Jason let us down last season on Down Under.

SPEAKER_01 30:50

Don't you think?

SPEAKER_03 30:51

He's so boring. He just was there to sell his kimono, and that was a bad thing. I am buying though. I am buying. Have you seen how much they are though? No. Let's look it up.

SPEAKER_04 31:01

I think they're I think they're rather I didn't realise he was legitimately selling his kimono.

SPEAKER_03 31:08

I thought this was just like his life. Captainslounge.life. Oh, there he is. It's $300. Get it, get it, grip, mate. Get fucked. There's two colours, amber black and true red.

SPEAKER_04 31:21

True red?

SPEAKER_03 31:23

Okay, so they are very nice. Yeah, but um look at that photo. Why you'll love it. Lightweight and silky soft, resort ready, timeless yacht style, culturally appropriate. Uh sash tie and flowing sleeves.

SPEAKER_04 31:42

So, in other words, get your dressing gown.

SPEAKER_03 31:45

It's a dressing gown that you can poke your cock through.

SPEAKER_04 31:49

God bless him. He looks great. He does.

SPEAKER_03 31:52

Although I That's my dream, like that's what I want to look like when I achieve however many years when yeah Jason has.

SPEAKER_04 32:01

I mean, he does look fantastic. Looks great.

SPEAKER_03 32:05

Timeless Captain Jason's style, as seen on the lateck down under. This exclusive Captain's Lounge print, Lux Kimono, is designed for those who appreciate refined luxury with edge.

SPEAKER_04 32:16

How does this happen? Like, d whose conversations are is Jason in, or is it Jason's idea that oh I could make some bank off some bloody kimonos?

SPEAKER_03 32:28

I think if you're on a Bravo show, just the reach alone is pretty better have a product. Like even if you're not a lead and he's a lead character of a very successful franchise.

SPEAKER_04 32:42

Dare we say icon? Yeah. Thirst icon.

SPEAKER_03 32:46

And the thirst icon. So I think you've got to milk that. And with skincare. That's a very typical thing for a man to do. But it probably would but I true. That probably would have worked. I would say like a cock ring. Or just make make casts of your dick. Those would fly. Those would fly off the shelves.

SPEAKER_04 33:12

You don't even have to do a cast, you just put your face on it and say that it is.

SPEAKER_03 33:17

Oh, I thought you meant it's a cast of his face for you to sit on.

SPEAKER_04 33:21

I mean, those would also, you know, fly off the shelves.

SPEAKER_03 33:25

Yeah. No, you're right. Like a skincare product. But then is the audience for that men? Because I think No. I think the audience for his kimono is girlfriends that are buying it for their boyfriend.

SPEAKER_04 33:40

Or for their twink friend.

SPEAKER_03 33:43

Yeah, true. Or just a hotel. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:47

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 33:48

But Kerry, I gotta say, Captain Kerry bring is bringing it.

SPEAKER_04 33:53

Well, what's he selling? What's his kimono look like?

SPEAKER_03 33:55

Oh fuck no, he would never sell a product. He's too busy telling people how it is, mate. Okay. He's a true blue bloody legend. He looks like him. He's like, oh yeah. I love Captain Kerry. Uh we've got Fraser back as the chief stew. And I just love watching him be so uncomfortable in his own skin. Have you not fucked with Fraser? I don't think I've seen it.

SPEAKER_04 34:20

Have you not seen any of his seasons? I don't think so. Which which seasons? Is this just the few? Has he made it into med or down under?

SPEAKER_03 34:31

Oh no. They all they're all one to me.

SPEAKER_04 34:34

Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.

SPEAKER_03 34:36

Uh so Fraser's back, he's so precious. So the best charter guests we've had yet was a five-day charter that they had, which was the first for the show. All gay porn stars.

SPEAKER_04 34:50

Oh, stop.

SPEAKER_03 34:51

But like we're talking like, you know, OnlyFans style. Yeah, but still. But still uh incredible television.

SPEAKER_04 34:59

They're shooting on the boat, surely.

SPEAKER_03 35:01

I reckon. They got a lot of content out of there.

SPEAKER_04 35:04

You don't pay that much money to go on a boat and not and not shoot.

SPEAKER_03 35:09

But they also uh tipped terribly like five five days, and they tipped less than most people do for the the two two night ones. What that is incredible, yeah, and of course they're like on social media now, like defending themselves, and I'm like uh you stingy guys. But even Captain Kerry was like, look, uh this doesn't reflect your work, but it's what we got. Like he he's really yeah he's not down with it. Uh Kyle is a Scottish gentleman. He looks like he's from True Blood. He does. He is actually very true blood coder because he's like totally pan vibes. He's giving like bless loves to just loves a good time most drunk most of the time.

SPEAKER_04 36:12

I can relate to this character.

SPEAKER_03 36:13

Yeah, he's he's yeah, he's he's fun. There was this born-again chef that didn't last one day. Oh, thank god. And then they've brought back Chef Anthony, who's the pretentious guy. This bosun's already been fired. Uh Kayo. He was he had great hair. That was great.

SPEAKER_04 36:31

Yeah, great hair, but terrible on a boat. He looks like he's from Brisbane. Uh he's from Brazil.

SPEAKER_03 36:38

He looks close enough. No, he looks like he'll tell you about his guitar. Oh, yeah, he's giving hostel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was fun. First episode, I was like, he's cool, and then I was like, oh no, useless. Oh no. Uh, Jess We Love, she is a fierce South African lesbian with great eyebrows. Blessed. And she knew more than Kayo, the bosun, but resisted the urge to tell him to get fucked. She did very well.

SPEAKER_04 37:06

This is a common thread in below deck. Then there's a a woman who knows what she's doing and has the restraint not to say it, and it doesn't often work the other way. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:17

Yeah, totally. And also they purposely put people that are overqualified in like shit low level positions.

SPEAKER_04 37:24

We love to watch it.

SPEAKER_03 37:26

Yeah. Uh Damo, new cast member as well. Damo. Damo. When they introduced him as Damo, I was like, oh my god. Where's Damo from? Um I think he's Aussie or Kiwi. I think he's Kiwi. Oh, it says Hometown Perth. Weird. I mean, Damo is he's got a cock ring, like a cock piercing, um, which he whips out in like Ep One, and everyone's like, whoa. This is Ep One. This is like the horniest cast I think we've had on the show to date. And already, like, they're all fucking each other. Yeah, it's great. That? Okay. I'm talking boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, girl. Like, just all of it.

SPEAKER_04 38:11

Oh man, I really want to see that finale.

SPEAKER_03 38:15

Barbara, another queer girly. I love they're like, let's just put two gay girls on and see what happens.

SPEAKER_04 38:20

And?

SPEAKER_03 38:21

Well, we don't know what something's gonna go down. She's great. Rainbow is That's not their name. Yeah. But look how it's spelled.

SPEAKER_02 38:31

Rambo.

SPEAKER_03 38:32

Oh, good God. Her whole thing is that, like, um uh she's Dutch, and she's like, you know, just Dutch things. Like when my dad dropped me and my sister off on an island and told us to just like fight it out, and he'd come pick us up in like a day. So like full fight club on an island. She's like, you know, that's just things us Dutch folk do. I was like, definitely not what I imagined when I heard her name was Rainbow.

SPEAKER_04 39:02

Yeah, I was picturing like lefties.

SPEAKER_03 39:05

No, it's oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 39:07

Well But it isn't it's not spelled that kind of rainbow to just pronounce it.

SPEAKER_03 39:11

And she's had like several panic attacks already, but like not in front of anyone else. It's it's yeah, she's gonna crack soon.

SPEAKER_04 39:19

Well, it sounds like she might be traumatized.

SPEAKER_03 39:22

Yeah. But my favorite character on the show is Queen Solen. She is probably my favorite person that's been on television this year. Looking at her. She's amazing. So she's this French fucking absolute queen. She's like useless on a boat, does no experience on a boat, but she is happy to be there.

SPEAKER_04 39:50

Oh, I love these kinds of characters when they bring them on.

SPEAKER_03 39:53

And I'm just living vicariously through her, and she's having so much fun. And she's like, I don't know, maybe I will fuck Scottish. Maybe I won't.

SPEAKER_04 40:02

So she is you on a boat. She's me on a boat. Would she say that she's soul in your heart?

SPEAKER_03 40:08

She has soul in my heart. Love her. Um, watch it just for her. Because I cannot wait for your thoughts.

SPEAKER_04 40:17

Oh, uh there'll be uh thoughts, there'll be opinions.

SPEAKER_03 40:20

It's also making the last season of Down Under look so snooze.

SPEAKER_04 40:24

Well, yeah, because it was for pretty much all of it.

SPEAKER_03 40:29

Yeah, it wasn't great.

SPEAKER_04 40:31

I guess, yeah, in hindsight, did it pick up and get exciting, or did it pick up and become fine? It picked up and became fine.

SPEAKER_03 40:42

Like, I honestly can't even remember what happened when we recapped it.

SPEAKER_04 40:47

All I remember is the horny turtles.

SPEAKER_03 40:49

Oh, that's right. There was a hundred-year-old horny turtles. That's all I could remember. And the kimono. Yeah. Oh, and the kamo kimono. Let's talk about a show

The Valley (wow)

SPEAKER_03 40:58

that is not disappointing though. Oh The Valley.

SPEAKER_04 41:03

Oh, yes, please. Season two is just Wow. Wow. It's just these people are bad people.

SPEAKER_03 41:14

These people have more problems than I thought were possible that people could have.

SPEAKER_04 41:21

It's it really is like, you know, 17, 18-year-olds, but they're in 40, 50-year-old bodies with 40, 50-year-old problems.

SPEAKER_03 41:32

And whoops, I've got try and just these these poor children. Like, we need like a an investigation into the world. Like family services needs to get out there. Because fuck me.

SPEAKER_04 41:48

Well, I was saying to teams, can you imagine? Like, let's talk about cruise, which is Girls, which is Brittany and Jackson's offspring. Should we just start with Britney and Jax? Oh yeah. But look, imagine your cruise, right? You grow up 20 years from now. Yeah. Let's just ignore whatever may come of that in itself. But then you have the freedom to watch this show as an adult. And you just totally. Could you imagine how more traumatic is?

SPEAKER_03 42:19

You'll be watching it like with the the way we're going. I'll be watching it in a few years. On like an iPad at kindergarten. And the teacher will catch him and be like, Cruz, put that away.

SPEAKER_04 42:36

And he'll be like, No, Fortnite.

SPEAKER_03 42:38

And he's like, But I need to I've just got up to the bit where mom is like, I'm getting a restraining order.

SPEAKER_04 42:45

Full custody. I just found out my dad's always on cocaine and fighting people. Oh yeah. Well But it's fine. He went to quote unquote. And when I say quote, I'm using the loosest term possible, quote, rehab. Where did he go?

SPEAKER_03 43:04

He said the name of it actually on Watch What Happens Live recently. Because there's this great Watch What Happens Live that he went on with Tom Schwartz, and Andy Cohen was literally just like it's like they lured them on being like, Do you guys want to, you know, ple you know, do a bit of reputation rehab, and then just like they'll say yes to anything punch them in the face while like kick them while they're down, which we'd love to say. Yeah. Because they do the audience polls and it's like, whose side are you on, Jackson Brittany? And it was like a hundred percent. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 43:37

I mean, who's you'd have to be out of your mind? Uh say what you will about Schwartz. He was the highlight for me during this season. He's go on. Okay. Highlight for me, the moment of highlight. Jax gets served divorce papers. He is a He's just gotten out of quote rehab and he's having a moment. He's not doing so hot. Schwartz is there being a friend.

SPEAKER_01 44:08

Oh, it's not that bad.

SPEAKER_04 44:12

He walks in and says, Hey, I brought you a piece, Silly. It's supposed to be like uh new beginnings or some shit. I don't know, I don't actually know. That's the first quote, which sent me, and then he gets handed the divorce papers and says, Oh, what is that, like divorce papers or something? Ha ha ha. Oh shit, it was. He's like, and he's like, Hey, can I read that?

SPEAKER_03 44:36

And just takes it off. And then he's like, full custody. Oh, and then Jax is like trying to pretend he doesn't know what that means. I'm like, how dumb are you people? Yeah. Anyway, yeah, that that scene was wow.

SPEAKER_04 44:52

It brought you a piece, Lily. It's supposed to mean good tidings of some shit. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 44:57

At least that's not gonna be divorce papers. Oh, I like great scene. So good. So good. Yeah, I love Schwartz and Sheena just like on the show, kinda, but like Brock is like at the parties too.

SPEAKER_04 45:13

The craziest part is that when they are there, they seem somehow mature.

SPEAKER_03 45:21

That's the crazy part. And is it because, yeah, compared to these people, they've got their shit sorted. And also, we're not getting the deep dive into their life, they're just there as like friendovs.

SPEAKER_04 45:32

We yeah, it could be this. It's a bit of both.

SPEAKER_03 45:34

It could be, but also Sheena's a messy fucking bitch. Like she is. I love when when Jesse was trying to get to the bottom of Michelle's cheating horror. I only see one cheating horror, like wow. But like Sheena's like, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 45:55

That's what she's saying. Fur beat him. Frappin' 'em.

SPEAKER_03 46:00

She loves getting, she loves getting in the middle of it.

SPEAKER_04 46:03

She does.

SPEAKER_03 46:06

She shoo. We'd love having her there. Uh Kristen and Luke. Are you up to date?

SPEAKER_04 46:12

I have not seen, I think, the last episode. Uh where I'm at too is the engagement. Yeah, the last thing I saw is they just got to Hawaii. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 46:23

I haven't seen And played silly games, which I'm like, we don't need these.

SPEAKER_04 46:26

No. I haven't seen, and I'm dying to see, this the cliffhanger I'm left on, which is uh did you or did you not cross a line with my wife?

SPEAKER_03 46:35

And Aaron and his big buggly eyes going did you cross the line while I was married.

SPEAKER_04 46:43

This guy, he needs to let some shit go.

SPEAKER_03 46:46

Yeah. But it's crazy to me that because on the one hand, I'm like, yeah, let some shit go, Jesse, but then he seems to tolerate Aaron enough to like go on a trip with him, or is that just because they don't want to get paid?

SPEAKER_04 47:00

Well and the show's like quite possibly, but also let's throw yourself in that situation or a normal human being. Um good luck. You're married with someone, you split for whatever reason, and then but you all have the same friend group and you continue to hang out, and then they get a new partner. What's a normal person do in that situation? You move the fuck on. Yeah. And you don't have to like them, but you tolerate being around them. Yeah. That's life, baby. That is life, baby.

SPEAKER_03 47:32

It's I can't help but be attracted to Jesse.

SPEAKER_04 47:37

Oh no. Huh.

SPEAKER_03 47:39

I can't help it. And apparently he's gonna be on like a dating show, like Bravo doing like a dating show with like men this time, because they did one with the housewives.

SPEAKER_05 47:48

Okay, well, I'm gonna watch that 100%.

SPEAKER_03 47:50

I oh I I want to see him absolutely like just terrorize women and complain. Yeah, complain to all these new women about like how much of a whore his ex-wife is. He would he will the whole time he'll just be talking about Michelle.

SPEAKER_04 48:07

That would be his 100% picking move. Every time he'd just be like, Oh, you're so nice to me, unlike my ex-wife.

SPEAKER_03 48:15

But can we talk about my favourite couple on the show?

SPEAKER_04 48:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 48:19

Zach and Bunji.

SPEAKER_04 48:21

Okay, that's fair. I was worried what you were gonna say next. Yes, definitely. I don't know, anyone but them, but this is great. I love Zack so much. Saving grace of the whole series as well.

SPEAKER_03 48:34

His little eyes starting round. He's a gay from another time.

SPEAKER_04 48:38

When when he gets when he gets going, love it.

SPEAKER_03 48:44

They don't make gay like that anymore.

SPEAKER_04 48:48

Have we lost we've lost the Sass?

SPEAKER_03 48:50

Well, we've lost like the brand of gay that Zach is.

SPEAKER_04 48:57

That is yeah, that is true.

SPEAKER_03 49:00

It's like a uh-uh. Like a finger snap. You did not he's like a yeah.

SPEAKER_04 49:09

Uh the when Jax is at his house for which by the way.

SPEAKER_03 49:14

Jax just can't not be involved. Uh-huh. Good or bad or whatever. Like he's like, I'll just go.

SPEAKER_04 49:22

Main character vibe. And it's so it's Zack's partner, Benji's like welcoming Banja. Banja like welcoming party, is that right?

SPEAKER_03 49:33

It's Benji Didn't get to port on. That's quite a bunch of yeah, oh yeah. That's a good Zack impression. I've been practicing. Bunjah. For when the time comes that I replace him on the show. Uh as his body double.

SPEAKER_04 49:47

I hope I hope Bravo lists.

SPEAKER_03 49:49

I'm ready, Angie.

SPEAKER_04 49:54

Oh, but he just reads to feel through the bullshit of Jax. It was good. Yeah. Love it.

SPEAKER_03 50:04

I did think I want to see more Benji. As much as we hate Jax, I did think the Brittany bar takeover thing was a little bit lame, and the like putting the shoes in like different trash bags and stuff. I was like, okay, guys, now you're just being like petty.

SPEAKER_02 50:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 50:21

Uh I said that. Let's rise above. When I was watching it, I said and felt these things. And then I realized this is the brand. These people are petty.

SPEAKER_03 50:30

And him on what truck happens live being like, oh no, I can take that. I'm like, yeah, cool. Like he he he was on his best behavior on that. And I was like, I'm not buying this, sir. You were you were angry pissed off about that.

SPEAKER_04 50:44

He was there were so many moments where he was terrifying. He was just like huffing and puffing, looking down the barrel of the camera like he was gonna merge.

SPEAKER_03 50:51

Oh yeah, it's like a veins.

SPEAKER_04 50:53

Um, we expect this kind of thing because these people, if they were emotionally well adjusted, it would be such boring television.

SPEAKER_03 51:01

Oh, totally. Oh yeah, that we wouldn't even be having season two, like it would have wrapped up last season because last season was great. It really introduced this world, this like sad world to us.

SPEAKER_04 51:14

But then this season sad, depressing, miserable.

SPEAKER_03 51:21

Sad is it's con this show is contraception. If you ever want you have a friend that is like, I'm having a kid, and you're like, no, don't do it. Watch the value.

SPEAKER_04 51:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 51:32

Fuck. Wow, that's but they built the sad world, and then now this season is like, oh, it's worse than we ever imagined.

SPEAKER_04 51:41

Yeah. Could you imagine the producers like halfway through being like, well, this is getting sad, but also in for a penny, in for a pound.

SPEAKER_03 51:51

We haven't even talked about Danny Darko.

SPEAKER_04 51:53

And like, let's oh, there's a divorce happening. Go get Danny Dark. Would it be poor taste to film the moment of him getting the papers served? Well, in for a penny, in for a pound.

SPEAKER_03 52:04

Like you said, it would be unethical if these people didn't crave the spotlight. Or deserved. But they do, so let them have it. I say. I'm fine with it. It's mutually beneficial. I I don't feel bad watching these people and their batshit, like chaotic lives implode. Because I'm like, you consent.

SPEAKER_04 52:25

This is true. This is true. If any of them like went off to a wellness retreat and actually did work on themselves properly, they'd probably leave the show.

SPEAKER_02 52:36

Can we talk about Danny?

SPEAKER_04 52:37

Oh, please. Danny Dark, dark what do they call him? Danny Darko.

SPEAKER_03 52:43

Dark side Danny or Danny Darko. Yeah. Danny Darko's better than him just like chugging tequila in the pantry or whatever.

SPEAKER_04 52:52

I liked it. Winning move.

SPEAKER_03 52:56

Slapping ladies on the ass. Didn't like that. Not a winning move. And then just him being so shocked. He's like because he's got such squinty eyes, but then every now and then you'll actually see the full eye when he's being spoken about in this way. And he's like, when so shocked.

SPEAKER_04 53:15

When he gets this wow, just like zero to a hundred, or at least that's the cuts that we get. But it's like proper slurry mess mess vibes. Big time. And some of the shit that is said.

SPEAKER_03 53:30

Oh my god. Oh, it's fantastic. I'm really sad that we're getting towards the end of the season, but I hope that we continue. I know I know that we will continue to just have this show be the one.

SPEAKER_04 53:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 53:48

For a while.

SPEAKER_04 53:49

Yeah, they're not. I mean they're not getting any help.

SPEAKER_03 53:54

They're not fixing their situations anytime soon.

SPEAKER_04 53:56

Which means we'll see more.

SPEAKER_03 53:59

Yeah. Oh dear. Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 54:03

Um, and then what was the oh we did Vander uh Villa.

Vanderpump Villa Fizzled Hard

SPEAKER_04 54:07

We talked about it.

SPEAKER_03 54:08

Oh yeah, but I finished it. Um I've gotta say, did you finish it? Yeah. I gotta say the second half of the season, not great. Because I loved the first half. So Vanderpump Villa, it's the Hulu spin-off of a spin-off of a spin-off. Yes, it's it's slant Lisa Vanderpump and her empire just has gone too far, and now she's got a show on every channel. But this one, yeah, it started good. Starcy's role was stupid. I'm sorry. Like by the end of it, I was like, this is stupid. Like, what are you doing? And then at the end, she's like, I didn't learn any Italian. I'm like, no shit, because you just sat around they tried to do a cute anecdote, but they just failed.

SPEAKER_04 54:49

They just missed the mark.

SPEAKER_03 54:50

Well, they just wanted to put her on, but she probably refused to like work. And she's like got a kid and stuff.

SPEAKER_04 54:58

That's yeah, that's probably it. So that was good.

SPEAKER_03 55:00

Plus, they got rid of they got rid of that chaotic um Virgo that I love. The guy with the rig that was just like, I don't need wife for a connection.

SPEAKER_04 55:11

Oh man, that guy. But why that I'm sorry, the kid Hulu.

SPEAKER_03 55:15

I know you guys are new to this at Hulu, but let me give you some tips. When you've come across someone like whatever his name was, you don't kick him off. You make you you build him up.

SPEAKER_04 55:30

You put in there for a reason. He was delusional. Yeah, and you knew it.

SPEAKER_03 55:34

And he was down to fuck.

unknown 55:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 55:37

And he was obsessed with himself.

SPEAKER_04 55:39

Keep him on the television.

SPEAKER_03 55:41

He should have been the like give him a promotion.

SPEAKER_04 55:48

I like, was it Hayden?

SPEAKER_03 55:50

Hayden, hey, the gay was great.

SPEAKER_04 55:54

Now that's who needs more television.

SPEAKER_03 55:56

The gay was just like, I'm here, I'm queer, I'm I'm living. He was not involved in any drama because he was just having so much fun.

SPEAKER_04 56:04

But like crushing it, genuinely genuinely good reads. He was good, which we like to see. Um, way wittier than we're probably used to on a lot of these shows, to be honest with you.

SPEAKER_03 56:15

They also got rid of Marciano.

SPEAKER_04 56:19

Yeah, but whatever and now they're coming back. There's gonna be another show, and they're gonna bring it back.

SPEAKER_03 56:24

But like again, like they had good drama. Why'd you get rid of them? Then I think they put that. Yeah, I think they put all their eggs in the basket of that guy, Ciardi, that was like American accent, British accent, freaked everyone out, had that messy relationship. He was bored. I'm sorry, I was so bored. Like, sure, the first few times I was like, ooh, they're fighting, and then I was like, This is sad.

SPEAKER_04 56:51

Yep. Yeah, Mr. White Knight, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:54

And just yeah, they were all like, Oh, who are you? We oh, we're so confused about Alexander. Yeah, he was like a fake guy.

SPEAKER_04 57:04

Sorry, I'm thinking of the wrong person. I know who you're talking about now, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 57:07

Yeah, well, that was the whole thing of the whole second half of the season was that. I'm like, that's not good enough.

SPEAKER_04 57:13

So hard. Yeah, he code switches, yeah. Cool, people do that, and also are you telling me everyone else there isn't being fake as fuck? Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 57:22

But then he was pretty shit to that girl.

SPEAKER_04 57:26

Well, the end, like his whole vibe shifted really quick. Uh I have a conspiracy theory.

SPEAKER_03 57:34

I think foil hat at the ready.

SPEAKER_04 57:36

I well, because we know that they were we know that there was like this carrot on the stick of like if you do really good, you get a bonus, right? Oh, that's right. And they're all gunning for the job and the money. I think the job that is not a job, but absolutely but the produ like he was working one of the hardest to and to make sure he gets it. Yeah, and he would fuck over and when you get it. I reckon towards the end, the producers were just like, we're gonna give you a bonus if you go mental. But you have to go mental for these l for this episode right now.

SPEAKER_03 58:12

Who got the bonus again?

SPEAKER_04 58:13

The girl. Oh Gabriella. I was a bit whatever about it.

SPEAKER_03 58:17

Well, and I like her, she's cool and everything, but I'm like, what?

SPEAKER_04 58:20

Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 58:22

Dumb show. I saw the Dumb show.

SPEAKER_04 58:26

Dumb Shy Whatever, move on.

SPEAKER_03 58:28

This is my new podcast, dumb show.

SPEAKER_04 58:30

Oh, I would want, I would listen. That's great.

SPEAKER_03 58:32

We just talked at length about a show, and then they're gonna be like, yeah, dumb. Yeah, dumb show. Dumb show. No, they Steven sent me the casting call for the next season the other day because they put it out, and it's hilarious. It's like these are all the roles we need. It's like event planner and like thing, and I'm like, bitch, you don't need anyone with any experience in these fields. You just want hot, you just want like influences.

SPEAKER_04 58:58

Because they are that good at their job, except the chef hospitality.

SPEAKER_03 59:03

Except the chef. The chef is fucking hot. Yeah, I agree. I agree. Oh my god. He is like a silver fox, big times ten, obsessed. But he's getting married. Yeah, that bit I'm just like every time they talk about that, I'm like la la la la la.

SPEAKER_04 59:25

Hey, look, it doesn't mean much. What are you gonna do?

SPEAKER_03 59:27

Oh no. Well, well that was fun. Dumb show. Dumb show. I'll see you next time, Curtis, to talk about more dumb shows. Thanks for watching. No doubt anytime, doll.