The Real Housewives of Sydney - S03E03 (w/ Stephen Wakefield)

Choo Choo! All aboard the “woke wank train” as Stephen joins Sam to celebrate 100 episodes of The Cringe in beautiful Bali. Your girl works hard and deserves a little poolside R&R with all the stunning content she’s been feeding you. These housewives have turned it up a notch this season and so have we. Get ready for Caroline in every Vouge, Kate’s make-up free collar, Martine feeling assessed and the return of The Biv! Queen alert. Stephen and Sam also recount last night's boganic debauchery at Finns Beach Club and talk The Traitors US finale briefly.

Transcript

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This podcast was produced on the land of the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin Nation.

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Welcome to Australia! Someone who is such a connoisseur of reality television, the content is hideous.

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Oh my god. Stephen Wakefield. How are you doing, doll? I'm great.

Ultimate Girls Trip for Episode 100

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Now, for those just listening, unfortunately this is not a visual medium, but we are currently lounging poolside in a Balinese villa. Daling. We're in the maseria. We're in the maseria. Um and there are two bombshells that have entered the villa. So apologies in advance if you hear them making noise. But also not sorry about it.

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I mean the the nude, which is great.

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I know. And look, it's not Saint Tropez because I don't have Montano money, but we are we are in Bali uh coming to life for the White Lotus. And Stephen, would you believe this is my 100th episode? Happy birthday! Thank you so much. How good. It's amazing. A hundred episodes. A hundred episodes of talking shit about reality TV. Here's to a hundred more. They said it wouldn't last. So what better way? Like I couldn't think of a more perfect setting to celebrate Ultimate Girls Trip than in an Ultimate Girls Trip setting. We're lounging, we've got coconut waters. We um did

Finns Beach Club Chaos

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the trashy thing yesterday and we went to Finn's Beach Club.

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Girl, I'm still recovering.

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Where do we begin? So it was like picture this, we arrived around one, we had our sexy little day bed in the pool because we wanted like first like front row seat to the Bogan shit show entertainment, um, which delivered.

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And some. I was I've I've never seen anything like it. I'm still shocked. I can't I'm shocked. Oh no.

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Not much shocks me anymore, and I was properly shook. Um for me, it was the gentleman that um dived headfirst into the shallow pool and like pretty much cracked his head open. But at about 2 pm, I would say that happened.

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That was, I guess, the first visual representation of things going south.

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And he was like the blood was pouring down his face. Six security guards like screaming at him, like, get out of the pool. And he was like, What? I was like, What do you mean? What do you mean? I'm just like a sit con.

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Yeah. Um I love that he reappeared at about nine o'clock that night. Nothing was stopping him.

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He's like, I've paid, I've prepaid for the booze, I'm not leaving. Um, then there was a lovely group of lesbians, uh, and one of them did uh pass out. This was about 3 p.m. Weekend at Bernice. There was a weekend of Bernice moment where there was about six a weekend at Bernice's six Bogan lesbians, all surrounding this one woman who looked like she was no longer with us. She had left her this mortal coil. She couldn't do it. Which made sense because they did order about like 600 bottles of Grey Goose. Oh my god. And the grey goose girlies. The grey goose girlies were girlying. They come over, you get a kiss. Oh no, you think you get two kisses with a grey goose. The sky vodka, you just get the one you get a finger up. Alright, you get named and shamed for being a cheap bitch. Um, but we can confirm she is still with us. Yes.

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So uh well she came to as she was lifted out of the pool.

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Yeah, which well, honestly, like uh you know I'm living for maths this year, but I don't think I need to watch it anymore because I I think I've seen the finale already and it happens at Vince Beach Club.

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Like I think just it was the most real reality TV show we've ever seen. And it wasn't on TV.

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Yeah, and now we know where they do the casting. Hand picked out of the pool. Literally pick him out of the pool. There was also the most aggressive smoke machine I've ever seen in my life. Like it was amazing. It was more like a fire extinguisher, but the size of the dance floor.

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And when that thing goes off, every single time I think I jumped, it like it would go off and it'd be like oh god, it's just that I did put out my cigarette a few times. I was like, excuse me. I think that's the fire extinguisher of it all, is it that's meant to um light uh light everyone's ciggies?

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And then she came out with that but in gun version and started spraying it into the pool.

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That was amazing. Whatever. It was incredible. That's the job that we all should have.

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Yeah. And we entered the night um with a lovely group of Japanese boys who invited us to their uh to their maseria. Um and we just yeah, popped bottles. We twerked, we did shot layback shots and oh and you bought a Terry Biviano top. Oh, I'm trapped. Oh no, is it already caught on the pillow? It is fashion emergency shop. I'll explain what's going on. Stephen bought a um I was inspired. A mesh crop top with Oh my god, and it's stuck, it's stuck to the couch. Um, a Diamondy mesh crop top in a lovely black.

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I can't believe that I'm trapped.

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Much similar to the biv's uh iconic entrance look in this fantastic episode of the stuff. I think I'm just trapped under the pillows are part of me from now on.

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It's okay, we'll um figure this out after the episode. Just to remind me that I'm uh attached to a pillow.

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When you get off the couch later, we'll sort it out. Um we also need to talk, so the traders is finished, and I know that we haven't put out the finale recap episode with gas baggings, Dan Morrison. I promise that is coming this week, but we do need to talk about it because it just happened briefly.

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Before we actually do that, I just want to say your recaps um of the traders has been giving me a life. Oh, I've loved it. It's been really, really good.

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I've been living with Dan Morrison. Um he just moved into your house for that uh I wish eight weeks or whatever in the air schedule. I know it's been so much fun. I'm really um glad we

The Traitors US Season 3 Finale

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did that. But I love it. Yeah, fuck it. They she did it again. Like the most Brittany, fuck Danielle again.

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It's Britney, bitch. Not that Britney, the other Brittany. I loved it's so chaotic. But do you know what I really appreciate from this season of Traders that it's brought us Gabby? I I've known nothing of Gabby. She was the breakout star. Wow. What she is a star.

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And her like I could just listen to her speak all day.

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And she needs a pod where she just goes.

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She does have a pod.

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Does she? She has a pod. Oh. Yeah. Oh my god. And she wears like kind of 2001 Dior wraparound glasses, and she just talks shit. And I love it.

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Yeah, it was really good to win the traitors.

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She's heaven. I still cannot believe though that fucking Lord Ivar walked away with some cash.

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Like that has to be in his contract agreement or something.

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Like, I love it for Dolores, literally just having a paid holiday and also getting money and did absolutely nothing on the show. No enemies. I think everyone loved Dolo. Yeah. Love Dolo. Yeah. Um, love it for baby girl Dylan. He did work hard. Um he was he was actually playing the game. So I think he deserves that. Gabby obviously deserves of being a fucking queen. And then I like can't like they should have I'm sorry, they should have kicked him out.

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I mean, you do keep the dumbest people around the longest. They're great.

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Yeah, but to split the cash, I guess these people weren't there for the cash at any point. I don't know. But it just shits me that a royal got money. I know, what does it equal to reality show? 40k each. Yeah.

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Not bad. I mean, I'll take it.

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Yeah. But anyway, that full recap and of the insane reunion with Angie Cohen, which was so ridiculous. Um, that we will be bringing you that later this week. That's amazing. But before we get into our recap of The Real Housewives of Sydney, which fuck this episode is so good. I cannot wait to get

Special Annoucements

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into it. Um, I do have some announcements. I've been hinting at a live show for a little while, and I can now confirm we're on, baby. Um, first ever live show. It will be at the railway in North Fitzroy on April 18th, which is Good Friday. So come and uh celebrate Good Friday with me. Have some pub feed. Um I've got some special guests lined up, um, including Ash Flanders and Gene Litzer, pod regulars, and some other surprises up my sleeve. So come along, we're gonna talk shit um about reality TV. At the podcast.

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Amazing, how exciting. Yeah, we love the railway.

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Yeah, and uh yeah, the tickets for that will be available um online from tomorrow, which is Wednesday. So find those on my socials, which are Instagram, blue sky, and TikTok at the cringe is real pod. Stunnen. Stunnan, shall

The Real Housewives of Sydney S03E03 Recap

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we uh choo-choo hop aboard the wokewang train?

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All aboard.

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Oh my god, there were actually too many iconic lines from this episode. I haven't even written them all down because it was too many.

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The episode felt like it went for two hours.

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Oh, I was gonna say two seconds because it was so good.

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I was like, this is so a lot of content, and it was a lot of like flashing around. This place, this space, this space. Yeah, ultimately fashion shop rental store.

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I'm calling it now. This season, it's it's really good and it's giving early Melbourne. Everyone's stepped up. They've stepped up, they understand the time, they're doing petty and they're making up, and then they're finding new shit to fight about, which is what we want. Because last season they flogged those story, those boring ass storylines.

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I think I blocked them out. I can't remember really what we didn't spoke about.

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It was Nicole was late in Japan, and um, there was a porn star comment. I think that was pretty much. And Kate was a lesbian. Yeah, I think that pretty much um sums up last season. But girls, I've got to tell you, loving your work this time around. Yeah. Thanks for showing up for work, girls. And let's be honest, Martine is doing some heavy lifting.

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You said to me, because I was a bit late to watch the first two episodes, and you said to me that I was really gonna like her. And I first episode was like, Oh god, you're annoying. And now, third episode in, I'm like, oh god, you actually don't give an F about any of these girls. You are you're gunning for them hard, you're you're doing the job. She fully understands the assignment.

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The way she goes, Chrissy's episode. I'm like, yes, bitch. Yeah, do it.

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Like I said, I think it was I don't know, one or episode one or two where she just basically was at the dinner table going, no, I'm bored. This is boring. I don't know who you're talking about, this is boring. And I love that kind of attitude.

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Incredible, amazing. And no, it's never too early for T-bumps. But they edged that Terry entrance, like, come on. I was like, give us the biv, give us the where's she gonna come? When the I want the big biv, gimme.

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But the entrance did not disappoint. No, it really didn't. I mean the elevator door opening. It was like it was like dress, it was like the devil wears Prada, like Miranda's coming, and everyone's like Steel has arrived. And then they open the elevator door and she's just big biv. And the she looks fab.

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She looks amazing. And the producers wanted that shot that shot of Chrissy's face, and they fucking got it.

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They really got it.

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They were like, she's definitely not coming to this event, don't worry.

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She didn't look, she didn't show up to anything else. She's probably not even on this show.

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She hasn't signed the contract yet, Chrissy. You got nothing to worry about. And then here she is. Oh my god. Amazing. Alright, so this episode's called Did You Miss Me?

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And we Yes And yes, Terry, we're the answer is yes.

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So we start, we're still in Noosa, but it's like the final day of the trip. They're packing up. Um, I've got to say, we got some more shots of Chrissy's gorgeous house. Mm-hmm. Ten million dollar house. Beautiful home. I do need to say, Chrissy, some of the artwork. Those wooden seahorses. She's gonna start selling them.

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And the paddles.

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Yeah. I was looking for a I was looking for a Chappelle Corby resin clock, but she didn't have one. I think she needs because I've heard she's winding those up soon, so get on it. There'll be a collector's item.

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A real collector's item.

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Every nooster home needs one, Danny. Um Sally and Caroline are chatting about last night, and Sally is quite frankly disgusted at Victoria's comments, and uh yeah, I can see why.

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Yeah. Come on, that wasn't the right thing to say.

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Yeah, and she's I mean, yeah, she's saying she's not here for the pity of it all. Yeah, which is understandable.

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It's really understandable, but also like what it actually isn't a really that's not a thing you say to Sally. You say to the person that's being weird or stand-offish with Sally and say, hey, is this why you're doing this? Or I've noticed you don't say anything, why don't you?

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Like Yeah, exactly.

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Calling it and putting it on Sally is like like this weird psychological trauma dump.

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We don't know, like I'm assuming I would like to think that between then and the actual apology later on the episode that like Victoria texted her or something, but it kind of seems like she didn't. So that I'm a bit like yeah, you don't avoid that. You should probably make the first move. Yeah. But props to Sally for um demanding it. Yeah. Um she's fucking arrived. I'm this episode, I was so here for Sally. Yeah. She's the only normal person on the card. She really is. Cut to Chrissy walking into breakfast with a ginormous breadbasket with croissants. And all that fruit. A lot, there was a lot of fruit on that table.

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There was so it was like a giant, giant fruit plate.

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And she just she's fun quite. She's you you called it, she's Lvping this sentence. Yes, Chrissy Vanderpump. She's Chrissy Vanderpump, um, which is just queen shit. And we get a flashback to last night and the tushies on the waiters, because Chrissy's still getting giggles from that.

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She's like, oh She's like, remember how fun was last night. Do you remember the do you remember the waiters? Did you see? Do you remember when they had their butts out?

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So good. And then we also get a flashback to Martine and her pearl clutching over it. So this is like foreshadowing their kind of beef later on. Yeah, yeah. And then Chrissy's like, well, maybe we're just a bit older. And Nicole's like, sorry, like, um I don't I don't think we're that much older than I maybe a couple of years older than her. But Martine is a vampire, so we don't know her age. She could be 7,000 years old. Yeah. Like, she's fucking Nosferatu.

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She really is parasols. Oh god, give it up. Um like the sun, the whole parasol staying out of the sun of it all. It's like she's branding. I think third episode in, give it a rest. We get it.

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She'll come out with a parasol range.

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Yeah, she really will.

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We'll probably buy one.

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She should gift us one.

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She should.

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We'll stay out of the sun.

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I need to stay out of the sun after this week. I know this week. My body is in trauma from the beach club. Spot the Yaussi. Oh my god.

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So much uh burning. Yeah. So many red shoulders in that place. Oh no. Uh-huh.

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Then we we flip around now to like these three different scenes. It's everyone kikiing, like packing to go home and kikiing about last night. So the Bobsy twins, Victoria and Martin, are packing and I these two together, like wow.

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I mean, they really needed Montano to have a friend. Yep. They needed her to have someone who's just gonna be by her side no matter what. Because it's I mean great. It is really good. I think that works really well. Montano needs a sidekick. No, but I like I had to Google it because I know the reference, Bobsy twins. It's like a thing our parents say, it's like a real generation twin.

SPEAKER_02 17:48

I don't understand that reference. I don't know what you're talking about.

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I'm too young and gorgeous. Well, we're all too young and gorgeous, but Bobsy twins. Don't you mean the Olson twins?

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I mean Olson twins is a way better reference for the first time.

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Chrissy wouldn't even know what the Olson twins are.

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No, she wouldn't. She'd go, oh Bobsy twins. Oh my god. Um I love this line from Martine. She's like, Well, I do find everything cringe. To which I was like, I think come on the pod, Martin.

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I know we I find everything cringe too. I think we need we need to we need to get her.

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She's coming out with some good lines. Um then we get Caroline and Sally having a couple, and Caroline tells her she just wants to start fresh with Kate. She's like, we just really need to hug it out, and I was like, You really think Kate's gonna let you hug that out?

SPEAKER_04 18:44

I don't know. Good luck, girl. I mean, that altercation between them at the um episode before at the dining table was like, it was really rough. It was really rough, and that everyone left the table and Kate's just sitting there by herself. She just walked off and said, Yeah, she's like, I can't be with her, I don't want to see this person again. It's like babe, you're on a show together and you're gonna have to, and you're not gonna be able to solve it by just hugging it out, or just like just get over it.

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I do love that about Caroline though, how she's just like she loves a walkout, she loves a storm out moment, some drama, and then she's just like, Oh yeah, round two, let's go.

SPEAKER_04 19:20

I like if that was you know, uh Beverly Hills, New York, whatever, any other someone always races after the person that storms out and goes, nope, come back in, come back in, let's finish this, no, no, let's just get over it.

SPEAKER_02 19:33

People are like uh running after them. They really are all like, you know. No, our walkouts are just like, oh yeah, and that's the end of the night. We're rapping for the day.

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We've had a storm out, so stubborn women, yeah, which I kind of love. I yeah, it's like no no no, you send the person out to chase after them, but there was no one at the table, just her uh Caroline and Kate. Um back to the Bobsy twins.

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They're discussing their uniform, um, the dolce and Zimmerman.

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Look. I mean, they were identical dresses. Yeah. Are they saying that Zimmerman's uh doing a dupe of the dolce, or are they saying they're just similar in style, maybe?

SPEAKER_02 20:09

Yeah. Well, look, Montana is coming for me and how poor I am. So I am not wearing dolce or Zimmerman in my Bali Villa, darling. I am wearing a knockoff Casablanca um little two-piece. So she's got the fashion. She may not have the budget, but she's got the versions. I loved this dig from Martine. She's like, Well, we're not, you know, big implant girls, are we? I died.

SPEAKER_04 20:37

But her chin looks a bit off. Do you think maybe Martine does have a bit of a few more?

SPEAKER_02 20:44

Oh, Martine's had some work. It's good work. Great work. I think she's come no, it wasn't like she wasn't coming for people having work, she was coming for the size of the toots. Amazing, big bolt-ons. She's like, Well, you know, we're not big trashy girls with big trashy implants. Our boobs are rich in natural. They don't make that size. Um so good. Like this, we need to talk about this confessional look from Martin. With the purple Versace with the safe pin.

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Yeah, and then I think a ribbon on top was a Versace Medusa head ribbon headband. No notes. Amazing. So cool. She is a barb, she's like a pale Barbie.

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She's pale Barbie. Pale Barbie. I thought it was giving Emily in Paris. A little bow. Yeah, it was. Love it. Um, she says she feels watched and assessed.

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On TV. She's on TV. Whilst filming reality show.

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She's on TV. And I'm like, babe, like you are assessing the shit out of everyone, including their impact. Actually, 100%. So let's let's just take the foot off the gas with that one, I reckon. But do you think she's just doing it to a comp for a storyline? Yeah. Which to that I say slave. Yeah, slave. Okay, get some acupuncture done, and we get a Kate. Yes. sick. Yeah, Kate's not doing well. So we don't love that.

SPEAKER_04 22:10

I know. That's why I also I hate the drama. When you're sick, you don't care about silly things. Like leave Kate alone. Just let her vibe. Let her vibe on the side. I think give her an off season.

SPEAKER_02 22:24

I think we need to leave Kate alone. I'm I'm not I'm gonna say it was very awkward watching this scene with some of the headlines flying around this week. I did really feel for Kate. I was a bit like yeah I think we need to all just give her a remember that yes these are characters on a show but they're also real people and like let's maybe chill. Yeah I think so we wish you well Kate.

SPEAKER_04 22:47

And I think like Kate Kate seems like a very genuinely nice person. Yeah. Leave her alone. Leave Kate alone. I did love we got some foot content though.

SPEAKER_02 22:56

Oh lala I wonder if she'll get up on the celebrity feet probably I was like girl put that behind the paywall what are you doing Martine and her husband John play golf. Oh my god and I love this whole setup it's like I'm a prince it's like I'm a princess I don't know how to play golf golf. Hold my parasol but we do learn that she likes facials and horse riding.

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Giddy up do you know what me too me too babe give me a stallion a fa facial two facials yeah that was reminding me of last night um back to Finns we go babe Caroline's fashion show at Carriageworks we love a little fashion Australian fashion week uh moment love it yeah this cookie show was so cookie in fact do you know how I would describe this show?

SPEAKER_02 23:51

Tell me um I think I thought it was quite diverse it was a very diverse it was the most diverse thing I've ever seen yeah well they definitely very diverse yeah there were lots of people there that were very diverse diverse audience diverse designer yes woke wank train made its way to carriage works didn't it the the woke wank train lives on in my mind it's forever it's really beautiful I'm so fucking here for it oh and Chrissy uh Chrissy's just so happy to be there I think she's an invite girly yeah she's invited Christy show there was Chrissy Vanderpump she just wants to be yeah and I love she's like Caroline you were so good she I just you oh you can't even like what like she's a good friend Christy oh yeah she just glided down the runway Oh that's not Christy's voice she just glided around the runway Joy says things a bit off too glided down the runway but we all need a friend like Chrissy to just show up with 10,000% enthusiasm yeah um and just yeah happy to be there she's a good time girly she's a good yeah yeah yeah good on her Sally as well oh and then Sally goes was I wooing good thing Montana wasn't there she hates a woo I mean she does hate an epidemic of woo girls in Sydney that it's true even at you'll be at a cafe and there'll be girls wooing for their ice long blacks or their ice marches whatever yeah woo Martine uh enters with yet another parasol um she's rocking up at Victoria's horse facility actually what have you forgot about she leaves uh I don't know what it's called double bay for is yeah she only leaves she only leaves the east to go to where wherever her horse is um these two and their fucking horses I I love it um but Martine this Martin cannot do anything without throwing so much fucking shade at everyone like even to Victoria she's like look I like I'm a little bit into horses but I'm not like a weird freak like horse girl because horse girls are a bit weird they're just a bit weird and freaking like oh sorry you're the palest person carrying around walking around parasols and you're like horse girls are weird everyone's assessing me and then like she can't even like walk past a horse without being like yeah weird yeah weird other oh it looks like Victoria's riding a horse weird everyone's weird I'm living for it and it also dolls we get it you live on the harbour like if you mention it again I'm gonna fucking scream I mean they need to do more sh more uh aerial drone shots drone shots of them talking across the balconies going do my white pumps look good with this white dress I want more of that comment that's cute it was really good they should have done that at Chrissy's house the handbags um okay Victoria and the evil eye this is great so she does love an evil eye um she's definitely sent me a few evil eye emojis before so I think that means she thinks I'm cursed and she wants to ward off my bad vibes um which look I don't know if it's working because I'm still pretty cooked but I love that she's so into the evil eye I actually have one at my house so yeah I love it we've got one at the front door I think I have seen that actually and she's gonna get a tattoo of it which is cute.

SPEAKER_04 27:49

Did she say that someone was gonna give her the tattoo someone like she was like oh it's either you or someone else was going to give her the tattoo like I yeah I wasn't quite sure what she meant when she was talking about that.

SPEAKER_02 28:03

Yeah I missed that. Yeah but it was weird that we then didn't see it happen. Like is she just is she one of those people that just like talks like I'm gonna get a tattoo at some point. Yeah do you think she has any tattoos? I don't think so oh no I think she does okay oh I can't remember bit cute um Kate's gone back into the closet she's in there sorting out her wardrobe and she's on the phone to the big biv. The big biv. Yeah I know this is a great scene because it gives it s some context that you know Kate and Biv are still mates they're you know they're chatting and the biv is getting so horny for her big entrance and so are we girl.

SPEAKER_01 28:48

I mean we're ready we're ready third episode she makes her comeback right well I mean she was in it last week for 20 seconds when she was like too early for T bombs is it too early for T bombs T bombs?

SPEAKER_02 29:02

Yeah honey what the hell's a T bomb I saw last season Terry um in a genius uh branding move decided that T bombs which they're just tequilla shots doll um but they're also Terry Terry bombs.

SPEAKER_04 29:16

Okay so it's literally just a tequila yeah I thought it was something more it's exciting it's literally just a teacher my brain went to um like bath bombs and I was like if she's if she releases a bath bomb with Lush I'll be I'll probably buy one but I'll be mortified.

SPEAKER_02 29:29

T bombs tea bombs we definitely had a few of those yesterday um she goes are the girls are gonna be shaking in their stilettos when I rock back in it's it's great. A lot of foreshadowing in that um in that closet scene in the closet scene yeah Kate could do with like some organization yeah I think even just like it just looked like messy.

SPEAKER_04 30:02

Yeah maybe we could come over and we'll clean it up for you Kate Sure.

SPEAKER_02 30:05

Sure um it's a fashion event for a dress hire company which controversial because Housewives famously at least pretend that they don't rent any of their lyrics. I know which Montano was ver all too excited to tell us that she's not a rental girly um which I would expect nothing less sometimes Montano you know wears something twice and that gets the cost per wear to ten thousand dollars each time. Oh rich that was so good and then she follows it up with I mean I sometimes hire things like help.

SPEAKER_04 30:47

No I hate when people speak like this. But it's so camp she knows what she's doing it's camp but also like it just doesn't it just doesn't vibe.

SPEAKER_02 30:56

I mean yeah everything that comes out of Montano's mouth is like probo AF.

SPEAKER_04 31:01

Yeah but you know we're just on the work wang train like I would expect I would I would expect like Chrissy to make that kind of I high the help kind of vibes.

SPEAKER_02 31:09

Oh I think I don't think that's Chrissy's vibe. Remember they asked her in the first episode about her bank balance and she um pled the fifth yeah so I don't know I don't think I don't think Chrissy's a flashy cashy girl Montano loves to flash the cash she will tell us the amount which that's what I want in a housewife. Yes like I like you guys are filthy rich like flaun it that's what we're watching for voyeurism and fabulousness styling rich drunk women fight yeah is that a crime yeah exactly but Chrissy is being a bit more modest with it which is yeah LVP she's like showy but it's like in a very backdoor brag way like my I've got the two homes in Noosa don't yeah doesn't everyone have two homes in Noosa but she's not like yeah putting the price tags out there. Kate arrives uh and does not want a hug from Caroline because of makeup doesn't want to get makeup on the collar don't come near my collar no my collar's protected not the collar it was great I've stuck this collar and I don't want any makeup on it. She was like don't touch the collar yeah blah blah blah um and then Caroline's like well you owe me a hug and then the confessional Kate goes I don't know you shit girl um please don't touch me whoa Kate's confessional chat is brutal brutal speaking of confessional I noticed that like Kate's hair is so gorgeous at the moment perfect colour perfect length the length is so good incredible and I love she had it kind of up yes at one moment and like swishing out that was hot yeah yeah her bit of they've they've all gotten much better like Montana's face is stunning at the moment are you kidding me she's gorgeous yeah um props to Caroline though for trying to bury the hatchet here like I love how she's just like you know we're gonna hug we're gonna hug and it'll all be okay but then she does go but it's never easy with Kate then of course they have to turn to the elephant in the room which is that Kate did not attend Noosa and did not inform the host. So Kate just says Noosa's not her thing. And do you know what?

SPEAKER_04 33:33

Same I think that's fine. But production would have told them like this is a this is a a storyline that don't text don't text it's like a thing yeah and also like um it's like when housewives are late to things and they show like a a you know an edited time of like how long someone's been sitting at something and then they go oh you're late now I hate I'm upset with you. It's like no we don't care just that don't care.

SPEAKER_02 34:00

Yeah it's boring I don't I honestly don't care if it's manufactured or not I love that she didn't text because it riled the girls up yeah Kate loves pissing off this girl and also it's like it it's just easy to keep her name in their mouths.

SPEAKER_04 34:13

And like exactly she didn't do anything and they're talking about it.

SPEAKER_02 34:16

And Chrissy is so congenial so she's always like trying so hard to not be like you didn't fucking text me bitch. She's just like the other girls were trying to yeah and the other girls I think were really bringing that part up and then so she was like yeah you're right she didn't text yeah but I do love um yeah she's like well noose is not your thing but what about texting that your thing could you you know she couldn't text she was still at the acupuntry with the needles in her hand yeah then out of nowhere Martine just like comes into bat for slay um Kate which I was like okay and I love this line she just is do you think she was just like why is nobody talking about me and then she's like look Chrissy um about Noosa colour me unimpressed I I lolled when she said that I gave a big big big chuckle I was like colour me unpressed she rehearsed that one it's perfect and also it's like people don't speak like that.

SPEAKER_04 35:16

I I expect Chrissy to say something like that. Yeah or like you know like Nicole would Sally or someone got like great vocabulary and just I think it was so it was like from you know young Martin to say that I was like someone's told you to say that do you think Nicole and Sally have kind of switched positions like Nicole is fading so hard into the BG Yeah which I think she's cool with yeah she was not vibing last season I get it and Sally now has arrived and is giving us like stunning looks stunning confessionals I feel like production's probably told him like you know if you don't step up this is your last season.

SPEAKER_02 35:59

Nicole's probably like I'm happy for this is my last season I'm OG so I'll just do this one and then leave who cares kick me off but the night is young like maybe that's Nicole will arrive later on the season I'm there's definitely going to be you know there's always Chrissy and Nicole tension so yeah we shall see but at the moment she's very firmly in the BG and I'm leaving for Sally I did not think I would say yeah her confessional look is really cute too that like tight card I love that green meshy dress or top or whatever it looks super cute. Yeah it's hot yeah and she's narrating the season really well in like a cheeker kind of way because she's Switzerland but now she's got some stakes in it because she's had someone personally kind of you know upset her yes offend her. So she's got su she's she's backing herself she's not rolling over but she's also pretty classy galm I think so she's going about it in a classy way um so Carl of me unimpressed happens she says she feels like she's been hazed Martin yes and she definitely is yeah you know Chrissy is hazing anyone that comes on that show. And this is the L VP of it all like remember Carl Richards and L VP and like but it's just British humour darling that's right and they go how come I feel like I've been stabbed in the back every time you speak but I gotta say as someone with a sense of humour I'm kind of team Chrissy. Like she is making digs and she is that's her personality like I think that she's gregarious.

SPEAKER_04 37:37

It's like a you know a group of girls thing or a group of people thing that someone new comes in and they're like no no I'm gonna make you work for this.

SPEAKER_02 37:44

Yeah but do I love watching Martin get upset about it? Absolutely yeah of course give us tension I just don't think Martine has any friends that are like silly and playful I think she's used to just like yeah hang out with her husband. Well she does say like she likes the one-on-one one-on-ones and like she's she's a serious girly she's she's very serious she's nosferatu this is good and then Chrissy's a bit like scoozie like I hosted you at my house I hosted you at my house inusa and now you're telling me that I like didn't make too much fun of you for calling you a Bobsy twin? Yeah she would have much preferred Olsen she didn't like Bobsy twins she didn't like being called single white female to Victoria because she's that reference I understand no but she's also a married white female yeah yeah but like I mean I get that like she's effectively saying she's like copying um Victoria but yeah so I think this is like a misuse of that reference because like that's not what's happened. She's just trying to say this mom comes in and like doesn't she like steal it's a horror movie where she like steals someone's identity. Identity yeah and it's yeah you use that reference when someone is like trying to steal your life not like just that someone looked the same. They dress up in the same yeah yeah she so she did fuck up the reference but that's what I love about Chrissy that was Chrissy's biggest thing yes she always gets the reference a little bit wrong she always gets the quote a little bit wrong and I fucking love it.

SPEAKER_04 39:15

I mean it's the Australian way really exactly mountains out of moles skills she's always always making mountains out of moles heels yeah um and yeah Sally's kind of like I've seen hazing and it's not this like hazing is what did she say shoving toilet paper I saw an American college film a college film what is it an American college film where they put um toilet paper up their butts and light them on fire make them run around the campus I've seen some I've not seen that but I don't have an OnlyFans subscription so if that's our college maybe frat hex content frathex.com but it's yeah it usually ends a little bit differently than that yes stunning Kate is living for Martine being on her side like the way that Kate just is like lights up because someone is batting for her. Yes and this is also what we needed because not gonna lie didn't love watching her get sort of ganged up on last year that's not cute and also like and Kate like the altercation between her and Caroline and everyone's left the table she's sitting there by herself and no one's even like consoling her or being like oh yeah look they're being a bit rough or a bit harsh. They just left her so she's like an island. So Martine being like no I'm gonna bat I've watched these women and I'm gonna bat for you I like it that that made me really like Martine. I think it was like yeah go for it. And also we need faction we like we need groups. And interesting that um Martine is batting for Kate even though Kate and Montano weren't true last season and it's like maybe there's gonna be a a shift in their dynamic which is kind of nice as well. And what about um Victoria's uh um she was like holding back the smile so hard she was like as soon as Martine would say anything they'd flash to Montano and she'd just be like holding back the biggest smirk she's just like she's she's like let the dogs who let the dogs out Montano did so good.

SPEAKER_02 41:17

Um then Caroline's still going on about um the woke wank train true all aboard they're going round circles they haven't got a ticket there the conductor is on the train and he's he hasn't got a ticket either and I'm gonna say he he looks like a he to me no one's touched on their mics for the woke wank train they're gonna get a $75 on the spot it's an Opal in Sydney oh true no one's tapped no it's not even up but you can use your fucking credit card use everything because it's a they basically pay you to get on the on the trains my god this is now a public transport podcast choo choo all aboard so good she was living for that metaphor I still don't know if I get I think she's just trying to say that Martine's being a snowflake like get have a sense of humor as well they'd love Martine would love to be called a snowflake just because it's so white nicey me a snowflake snow yes I am I am very white she's like thank you yes we need to get these girls into some like metaphor training some reference training and literally everyone on Australian reality TV there's always a metaphor and then they put like a little sting sound effect when they've fucked it up Bobsy twins yeah they do it on Survivor 2 it's so good it's so funny oh my god um I mean does Sally say Chrissy is heart like harmless like a labrador do they call Chrissy a labrador or someone just like it's just like labrador before and then Kate goes that is an insult to labradors everywhere I mean it's like that is true and then Caroline pretty much calls Kate an ugly dog in confessional in not so many words. What did she say?

SPEAKER_04 43:10

Oh god no I can't even remember but it was like it was not very subtle it was like she didn't say ugly dog but she said like she alluded to the her not being sexy.

SPEAKER_02 43:21

She's like there's lots of things she's not like she says she's no charisma and she's not sexy.

SPEAKER_04 43:27

Which I was a bit like like okay Carolyn we're getting we're getting a bit mean now girl yeah it actually felt really harsh because also I'm like I mean I think all the women on the car side have their own sexiness and beauty and all that sort of stuff.

SPEAKER_02 43:42

I'm aboard the work bank train sorry I'm aboard the work bank train I'm I'm everyone's guys I am driving the work bank train and the simultaneously bitching about everyone on the show. Go figure. The music then turns into what can only be described as the most epic like trailer it's like it was it It was amazing.

SPEAKER_04 44:08

It was Salt Lake C level of music.

SPEAKER_02 44:12

It was Salt Lake production. I have to hats off to whoever the fuck did that. And we get the biv. A stiletto exiting a vehicle. That was actually iconic. I love that. The elevator door opening. She ascends the stairs.

SPEAKER_04 44:33

She like the it was she goes behind the bar, makes herself a drink. She takes someone's jacket off for them and hangs it in the cloakroom.

SPEAKER_02 44:42

It was the best entrance ever.

SPEAKER_04 44:44

It was amazing.

SPEAKER_02 44:45

She looked snatched. That dress was stunning. I mean, you're wearing it right now.

SPEAKER_04 44:48

I mean, I've got the crop top version on the crop top and speedo version.

SPEAKER_02 44:52

Stunning. The Bali version, doesn't it?

SPEAKER_04 44:55

Bali.

SPEAKER_02 44:56

And Chrissy's fucking face was face. It was giving Coco Montres and Alyssa Edwards.

SPEAKER_04 45:04

It was the face crack. It was the face crack heard across Double Bay.

SPEAKER_02 45:09

Yeah, not a yeah, not a face was uncracked. In all of Double Bay. Um Terry is living.

SPEAKER_03 45:19

She's saying, Hi girls. Oh, yeah. Kissy, kiss, kiss, kissy.

SPEAKER_01 45:26

Incredible entry. Fucking queen. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 45:29

And they're like, where have you been, bitch?

SPEAKER_01 45:31

And she's like, oh, you know, live. I've been busy. Just been busy with live. With live.

SPEAKER_04 45:37

She should have come in with like a real like prepared speech. Was like, oh, I've been deworming uh orphans in Africa.

SPEAKER_03 45:45

Yeah, totally.

SPEAKER_04 45:46

She's been off camera for a while. Like she's out of practice. She yeah, it seems it, but it's like she really, yeah, I really wish she came out with the zinger. Something like real, like, I've been doing this. What the fuck are you bitches been doing? Yeah, I've just yeah, totally. I haven't even thought of you gonna read it.

SPEAKER_02 46:02

Yeah, like um so I've been really busy just like you know, starting a non-for-profit and I actually I'm a new CEO, I'm writing that book.

SPEAKER_04 46:11

Yeah, I'm reading my book. Oh, did you say writing a book? Sorry. I just I've been reading my book. I've just been reading a book. Which is what I say when people when I've actually been bedrodding all day watching TV. And someone's like, What did you do today? And I go, I've been reading my book.

SPEAKER_02 46:24

Yeah, when I get home from this trip, everyone's being like, I mean, yeah, uh, we just Stephen and I just read books.

SPEAKER_04 46:30

We went to Finn Beach Club and read books. People kept asking, what are these things, darling? We read look what are these funny little things with paper in them?

SPEAKER_02 46:40

No. My God. I do always pack a book, like there is a book with me on this trip. And have I touched it? I opened a book two days ago. Yes, you actually I can't. It was splashed on. I had eyes on Stephen. You did read a book. I and then Adam jumped in the pool. And that book is just send him the invoice for the fun. The library is open. The library is open. Oh my god. Oh, this was my favourite fucking line of the whole episode. Um, when Terry mustn't have read every single vogue because she didn't know about Caroline's fashion show. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 47:21

You haven't seen every vogue. Caroline was in every vogue. It was in every vogue. And I was like Vogue Korea, Vogue Sweden. It was um vogue. Vogue Italia. Vogue Vogue. Vogue Vogue. Yeah. Who was in every vogue, darling? You don't know.

SPEAKER_03 47:38

We've been living at October.

SPEAKER_02 47:39

Fucking like this is this is classic. This is like Peak Chrissy.

SPEAKER_04 47:44

Yeah. She wants to support her friend and it's really, yeah, a huge exaggeration. It's great. I was like, probably like Asian vogues for sure. Akira. Yeah. Australian Vogue, Akira. Was this the Akira show? I don't think it was like Vogue Russia, Vogue America, Vogue everywhere. Because yeah.

SPEAKER_03 48:03

Well, look.

SPEAKER_04 48:04

Although they'll probably get uh compliments for their diverse casting.

SPEAKER_02 48:08

Yes. I just love it though. Um, and Terry's like, oh devastated. I couldn't be there. You know, just laugh.

SPEAKER_05 48:16

I did oh, but if you told me I would have come. Yes. I would have come. I would have stopped laugh. I would have like stopped living. I would have stopped living my life.

SPEAKER_02 48:26

I was busy, but I feel like I would have come if you had told me. Yeah. Now Nicole isn't present because obviously she's not in a place of let's get me right next to the biv just yet. But we know that's coming, right? Uh-huh. Maybe they were still negotiating how that was gonna go down. What do you think?

SPEAKER_04 48:45

And I think they'll just like, Nicole, have the night off, love. You've worked hard, have the night off.

SPEAKER_02 48:50

Well, she wasn't just running late because Nicole's never late. Nicole? No.

SPEAKER_01 48:55

She actually was she arrived early and went home. She was there first and left first.

SPEAKER_02 49:01

The work wank train, and that train is never late. It is so funny. Caroline and Terry take it offline. Um, and I love this, it's like uh I miss the show.

SPEAKER_03 49:16

Terry's like, Can't you and Cake just make amends, darling?

SPEAKER_02 49:21

Come on. And Caroline's like, Well, that's a bit rich coming from you. Uh-huh. Like, but you need some you've got some men's to be making first, girly.

SPEAKER_04 49:33

Terry was shook. She was like, excuse me, I don't have any beef with anybody.

SPEAKER_02 49:38

No, no, she said it in confessional. This is this whole episode was full of a lot of people smiling at each other's faces and then Barb's Barb's behind the back. Yeah. That was classic. Yeah, I mean, she did she did say that, but not like the the real jabs are all in those confessions.

SPEAKER_04 50:01

That's how reunions do become good because they're going to actually you said this about me, but you were Yeah, because Kate's gonna have watched Caroline calling her an ugly dog.

SPEAKER_02 50:10

Oh my god. This reunion's gonna be insane. I hope, babe, I hope you're ready, Joel. Because I hope you're gonna get a bulletproof vest.

SPEAKER_03 50:21

Like it's gonna be fucking insane.

SPEAKER_02 50:25

Um, and then Terry says my favourite thing that I love to also say, um, which is I have no problem with Chrissy.

SPEAKER_03 50:33

She has a problem with me, darling.

SPEAKER_04 50:38

That's like the beauty of the big biv. She's so good. Like she's really good. She's unbothered. She's like, I've been too busy living, darling.

SPEAKER_03 50:46

I've been living, I've got no problems with anybody. I'm fine.

SPEAKER_04 50:50

She was so excited.

SPEAKER_02 50:51

It's everyone else that isn't fine. And then Terry does agree she will have a talk to Chrissy, but not tonight. No. But they can't help themselves. It kind of like almost starts to happen. It's almost like they all sign contracts. Like, you're not allowed to have that fight tonight. Yes. Can you save it for another dress rental company event? And the one they're gonna have next war.

SPEAKER_05 51:15

We're going to the Timu fashion rental store, darling. And you can get we're going to the every vogue Timu fashion launch. We're going to the Timu Tower. It's at Carriage Works.

SPEAKER_02 51:31

I fucking love that Carriage Works just makes its way into every single Sydney production.

SPEAKER_04 51:36

But I mean, it is the centre of the universe in Sydney.

SPEAKER_02 51:42

Did I tell you about that time we saw Björk, their DJ, behind a palm tree? Was that last year or something? Oh, it was like two years ago. Nah, it was longer. Longer. But it was so good. Like we were all excited. We flew up to Sydney. Like, you're gonna see Bjork, it's gonna be amazing. And she stood behind a palm tree in the corner. Look, she's over there too, Charlie. She played like Beyonce remixes, and we were all like, What the fuck is that? I'm so into that.

SPEAKER_04 52:10

Yeah, it was great. I'm into that.

SPEAKER_02 52:11

It was a sleigh.

SPEAKER_04 52:12

She bonkers beyond. She took our money and ran with it.

SPEAKER_02 52:16

Yeah. Oh, then cut back to um Sally, and oh, you could tell she was anxious to do this because she kind of like walks over to Victoria and she's like, Hey Victoria, how are you going? Now can I just um can we just have a little chat about something? She didn't give her time to even react response. Because Vic, you know, Victoria Montano was trying to slippery dip her way out of that one. She's like, Oh, look over there.

SPEAKER_05 52:42

She was trying to show jump her way over.

SPEAKER_04 52:52

Like, where's my horse?

SPEAKER_03 52:53

She's like, Oh, Sally, you're here. Oh, you look great. Yep.

SPEAKER_04 52:57

Oh, look at all these things you could hire, Sally. I think I would never do that. No, not me, but you should hire everything.

SPEAKER_02 53:06

And then her face when uh Sally goes, Look, can we just talk about your your cancer comment? And Victoria, she goes, Oh, oh Sally. Sally, don't do this to me.

SPEAKER_03 53:22

Like she literally was like so inconvenienced. It was amazing. Like she was like, oh really? We're gonna do it now. At the all of Vogue team of fashion launch at Carriage Works.

SPEAKER_05 53:46

Oh my god. How dare you!

SPEAKER_02 53:48

Give me she's like, not now. It was great. And then but she does soap props to Montana. She does apologise. Obviously, she feels weird about it at a minimum. Um and then Sally is amazing. She is very calm but very assertive. Very good. And she like this is goals. This is like communication goals. Yeah. She kind of like, instead of just going, You're like a horrible person, she goes, she isolates the language and how she brought it up and the way she brought it up, which led to her feeling pitied and gives examples. I was like, this is like yeah, this is like a training video on how to like de-escalate like attention. Yes.

SPEAKER_04 54:37

Good on it. It was really good.

SPEAKER_02 54:40

And Victoria took it on board, but she didn't in again in confessional, she tells us, Oh, look, pity, like that's a pretty strong word kind of thing. And I was like, girl, no. I was like, no, no, no, don't go there. Like, just you need to roll over on this one. It's the big C. Come on. Yeah, just and also just apologize to Sally. Yeah, just say I'm sorry. She did. And I think Sally doesn't isn't interested in having huge ongoing beefs with anyone because she's lovely. Yeah. But she also doesn't want to let that go and not have addressed it, right?

SPEAKER_04 55:18

Yeah, because it's I mean it'll get brought up and people will be like, well, I didn't you've got to bring it up in the I guess the moment because I don't know that Sally's getting the producer edit of like, oh, you'll know you'll have that fight later down the track. It's like, no, no, no. Let's just square off.

SPEAKER_02 55:31

Yeah, exactly. Um yeah, so she said she felt pitied. She explains like I don't want to be treated like that sick girl kind of thing. Yes. Which, you know, she has been through that. Yeah. And yeah, no one wants to be sort of othered in that way. It felt like someone's looking down or feeling sorry for them. You know, the whole time Montana's just she's in Aspen in her mind, or Saint Tropez, somewhere she'd rather be.

SPEAKER_04 56:00

The cyber's her just getting her to her uh disassociative state. Yeah. Like, ah yeah. And then she's in her mind.

SPEAKER_02 56:08

Think of the evil eye, think of aspen dulling, dressage. I'm on my horse. She's fucking iconic. Uh all right, the biv and martine meet for the first time. Yes. Never met. But she does know. What does she say?

SPEAKER_03 56:25

She's like, Oh, because you're never the neighbours.

SPEAKER_04 56:28

She goes, Oh, you're the neighbour. And they go, and everyone clocks it and they go, How do you know?

SPEAKER_02 56:34

And she's like, I saw a fucking drone flying over shooting you guys the other day.

SPEAKER_04 56:38

But the biv says, I've been informed.

SPEAKER_02 56:41

It was like a I've been informed. It was very like It was Lisa Barlow go the distance. It was like Godmate lawyers.

SPEAKER_04 56:49

And I mean, maybe Kate told her, or maybe it was like, oh, there's a new girl named Martini. She lives up the road.

SPEAKER_02 56:54

It was probably Kate andor Production.

SPEAKER_04 56:56

It would be production, but it's like, do you want to come back on the show?

SPEAKER_02 56:58

We've got this other girl.

SPEAKER_04 57:00

I've been in.

SPEAKER_02 57:01

She may or may not be a vampire.

SPEAKER_04 57:02

It was really like the bit of like stamping like this is my show.

SPEAKER_02 57:06

Oh, she walked into that Timu fashion launch and pissed on the fucking floor.

SPEAKER_04 57:13

Uh-huh. She was like, This is my girl's.

SPEAKER_02 57:15

She took a squat and just hissed on everything.

SPEAKER_04 57:20

Yeah. And I don't know the production would hold out for any other cast member. I think you just go. No, alright, cool. Move on. Oh, she obviously negotiated some special treatment. Very good. Yeah. Well, I mean, she's a master businesswoman.

SPEAKER_02 57:34

Yeah. Do you think they've got they must have NDAs about all that, yeah?

SPEAKER_04 57:37

Yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_02 57:38

Yeah. I feel like, yeah, I can feel I don't quite fully understand all of it yet, but I can feel there is a storm's are coming. I think so. This season on on screen and off screen. Yeah. There's already people in my DMs telling me things. And look, this is not a gossip podcast. I just I don't care. I wish them I wish all of the casts well. And I just love um this show. Well I need to I just need to say it because I don't want people to think that I'm uh participating in the gossip because I think some of it sounds quite nasty. The rumours and the nastiness.

SPEAKER_04 58:17

Yeah, and like it's a boring narrative.

SPEAKER_02 58:19

Yeah. I'm here to have a bit of fun with this show that I love to watch. Um and yeah, look, I I'm not gonna lie, I am gonna enjoy like if there is a bit of drama, sure. I've got some popcorn out.

SPEAKER_04 58:33

I also don't like to know how the sausage is made. No, I can't. Yeah, true. Let me live the fantasy.

SPEAKER_02 58:39

Yeah, let me live the the I want the voyeurism and fabulousness.

SPEAKER_05 58:42

Yes. Just show me what you got. Yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_02 58:45

But they are being messy. There's some messiness going on in Sydney. I mean Dan was telling me about the yeah, Victoria Reese on the mic at Universal the other week. Dropping T-bombs on everyone.

SPEAKER_04 59:00

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 59:01

Yeah, so watch this space, but also let's remember to um be respectful, yeah? Yeah. Cute. Um fuck that was a little tired, wasn't it? The producers got what they wanted this episode. 100%.

SPEAKER_04 59:18

Which was they got and they got what they got what we wanted. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 59:22

Which was Chrissy and Terry the face crack of the century.

SPEAKER_04 59:28

Yeah. Yeah. The big biv for Showdown was good. It was good.

SPEAKER_02 59:32

Yeah, and we ended with a lot of don't go there, let's not go there, Chrissy. Let's not go there.

SPEAKER_04 59:39

I mean, even that reference, let's not go there, is like it's real Jerry Spinger. Like, don't go there, girlfriend.

SPEAKER_02 59:45

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't go there with the husband.

SPEAKER_04 59:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 59:47

But I feel like yeah, we're gonna get that all come to a head properly soon.

SPEAKER_04 59:54

A hundred percent. A hundred percent. And like the kind of uh end of episode recap uh uh trailer for next week, and Chris is slapping the table constantly.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:06

Yeah, a lot of tables slapping next, and we get some shine, shine, shine next week. And I'm ready to shine it up.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:12

I think the angels have arrived.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:14

Yes, and look, this cast needs some angels.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:19

I think we all do. Yeah. That Finn's Beach Club needed a lot of angels.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:23

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you you hear Maria last week wants to uh she's on the wait list to get the angels. I wouldn't be able to concentrate because I'd just be like, Jack, I'm talking to Jack Achilles. Like I'd just be so excited.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:35

It'd be really fun. Yeah. I think it'd just be fun. A fun, silly hang with the angels.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:40

Well, Dole, we did it. We did it.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:42

A hundred episodes.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:44

A hundred fucking. Congratulations. Thank you so much. It's a lot of work. I would also like to thank all of my past guests and of course my sexy listeners. The sexiest. And if you really want to show your support, please do come. Um if you're in Melbourne to the live show. I'm obviously bricking it, so I'd love some people to show up. So yeah, come show your support. It'll be really fun. It's gonna be really fun.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:12

Yeah. Alright.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:13

Well, see you dolls there. We're gonna go hop in the pool and uh get back on the tea bumps. Bye, Danny.